Song Beiyun

Zhao Xing also felt that the kidnapping of Emperor Liao was incredible, but the key point was that Song Beiyun's grandson did it. After calming down, Zhao Xing asked Song Beiyun how he did it. Such strange words, and said that if it wasn't for the tricks at the other end, she wouldn't be reduced to being caught by herself.

"It doesn't matter that much, we'll talk about it when she arrives. By the way..." Xiao Song got up: "I have to go to the front to pick her up. As long as I can appease her temper, everything will be fine."

"Get out of here quickly!" Zhao Xing pointed at Song Beiyun: "Don't cause trouble for me, this is a terrible thing."

"It's scary, but it's not scary. I'm just here to teach her a lesson, so that she won't do such childish things in the future."

Chapter 498, March 3, Three Years, Qing Shi's Writings Are Absurd

Anqing Mansion is beautiful in spring today.

After the temperature rose significantly, the vitality of the city picked up again. Xiao Song rushed here from Lin'an without taking a break. He just bought some baked rice cakes on the street and waited by the roadside.

A carriage outside the city slowly drove in, and when it passed by Xiao Song, it obviously slowed down a bit. Taking advantage of the gap, he jumped up, exchanged glances with Xiaoyu who was driving the carriage, and then plunged into the carriage. Inside.

The emperor of the Liao Kingdom in the carriage was sleeping soundly at the moment. She was covered with a quilt and slept soundly.Xiao Song didn't bother, but just sat aside and ate rice cakes and fried rice cakes, which were crisp and oily.

When he was leaning there to eat, he looked at the round-faced little tiger teeth in front of him, and suddenly laughed out loud. If this story got out, I don't know how the historians would write it down, and how future generations would evaluate it .

This incident itself is absurd, with a touch of magical realism, and the kidnapping of a country's emperor is really unbelievable.But now that I think about it, historians don’t seem to lack such bizarre things. From the Spring and Autumn Period to the Republic of China, there have been 24 or so grotesque histories in the world for thousands of years.

It is impossible to test the authenticity of the ancients, but judging from the current weirdness, maybe those bizarre plots are not purely fabricated.

While he was thinking, Little Huya probably got a little hot from his sleep, so he quietly put his feet out of the quilt, put them on Song Beiyun's lap, adjusted his comfortable posture, and fell asleep again.

Xiao Song didn't care, just continued to eat his rice cakes, a pair of feet is not as important as filling his stomach.

I don’t know how long it has been walking, Fo Baonu dreamed that she was eating a piece of bamboo in a trance, and the sound of clicking and clicking could be heard endlessly. After she clicked her mouth a few times, she suddenly opened her eyes, and the first thing that caught her eyes was the roof of the carriage. Then came the half-head.

She glanced quietly, and found that it was the bastard who deserved to be cut into pieces, who was actually sitting there eating.

Fo Baonu sat up at that time, raised his hand full of resentment, and hit Xiao Song.

"Oh?" Xiao Song subconsciously raised his hand to block, then grabbed her arm with his backhand: "Sneak attack when you come up, right?"

When he was talking, he followed Fo Baonu's arm and found that she was wearing single clothes, only a white obscene dress on her body, and a golden Buddha hanging with a red thread was hanging around her neck.

"This golden Buddha is the source of your name." Xiao Song stretched out his hand to hold the little Buddha in his hand: "The workmanship is not bad, and it is worth money just by looking at it."

"You bastard!" Fo Baonu's eyes widened and he rushed over again to tear Song Beiyun apart: "Today I will take your dog's life!"

Fo Baonu with weapons is quite difficult to deal with, but the unarmed emperor of the Liao Kingdom, three or five stacks of one piece is not an opponent of Song Dog, who is proficient in boxing. He just grabbed Fo Baonu's balance , and she couldn't retract her strength, so she threw herself on Xiao Song's lap.

"Your Majesty, why are you bothering?" Xiao Song rubbed her head: "Get up first, your appearance is really indecent."

Fo Baonu realized that her clothes had been rolled up and her entire waist was exposed, she quickly sat down and put down her clothes, and then said viciously to Song Beiyun: "This time you have done such a thing, you are a god!" I can't save you, either you turn around immediately and follow me back to Liao Kingdom, or wait for the war!"

Xiao Song whistled and patted his thigh: "Come here."

Fo Baonu frowned: "Don't think about it!"

"come over!"

Startled by this roar, Fo Baonu trembled, and then slowly moved to his side, biting his lips with a look of grievance and atmosphere.

"Because you're the emperor, you've got a big temper." Xiao Song patted the seat beside him: "Sit down!"

"Why are you so fierce! Why do you ask me to do whatever I want?"

Xiao Song laughed: "Open the curtain to see what this place is, what are you doing with me on my territory, now I make you flat and you are flat, and you are round and you are round. Don't tell you to come here, if I lock you up and never see the light of day, what can you do to me?"

"you dare!"

"Your Majesty the Emperor of the Liao Kingdom, are you really not good at judging the situation?" Xiao Song handed over the water jar for washing from the side: "After leaving the city, wash and eat something first. My mouth stinks just after waking up."

Fo Baonu's face turned red, but she kept her mouth shut and stopped talking. When she came to a small river outside Anqing Mansion, she immediately put on her clothes and went to wash up.

After washing up, she walked back to the carriage, glared at Song Beiyun without speaking, and just stared at him like that.

"Are you happy being the emperor?"

"It's okay." Fo Baonu replied coldly: "Now you have made a great contribution and captured me. As long as you offer it to Zhao Xing, you will be a king and a minister."

"I don't need you to be a king and a prime minister. It's just a little later. Besides, if I'm a king and a prime minister at the age of 20, can I still live past 25?" Xiao Song waved to her: "Come on, let's eat first." .”

Xiao Song took out two portions of food in the box, and handed one to Xiaoyu and the other to Fo Baonu: "I brought you here this time, one is to teach you a lesson, and I want to ask who do you look down on? Use those four idiots to catch me. The second is to test whether my layout in Liao Kingdom can work."

"What layout?" Fo Baonu stood there without moving: "Speak clearly."

"Come here first." Xiao Song moved to the side: "Come, sit here."

Fo Baonu thought about it, but refused to go forward.

"Are you afraid? What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that I will touch you or that I will kiss you?"

Fo Baonu stared: "Ghosts are afraid of you!"

The strong emperor stepped forward and sat beside Song Beiyun, took the food box in his hand and started to eat.

Xiao Song fumbled around in his pocket with one hand, and took out the interrogation record: "Look at what those four idiots of yours did, I'm too embarrassed to repeat it, you can read it yourself."

Fo Baonu put down the food box and began to read. The content of the above scenes first made her very angry, and then amused her because of her stupidity...

Looking at Fo Baonu's angry and smiling face: "Since you insulted me, I must take revenge. I originally planned to come here and give you a spanking first, but think about how much you have to give because you are the emperor now." Save yourself."

Fo Baonu rolled his eyes and raised his neck: "How dare you!"

"You know whether I dare or not." Xiao Song said lightly, "I don't need to argue with you, you will know whether I dare or not if you are stubborn."

Fo Baonu snorted, but she didn't dare to speak anymore, because she knew... the guy in front of her was really daring, if she was really beaten by this person, she would never be able to raise her head and be a human again in this life up.

A good man does not suffer from immediate losses.

"How dare you kill your whole family right after the coup." Xiao Song said to her while eating pancakes, "I'm really lonely."

"Otherwise, I will die." Fo Baonu didn't feel guilty, she continued: "You understand the truth, do you want them to die or me to die?"

"Okay, here's why you were caught so easily." Xiao Song put his arm on Fo Baonu's shoulder: "Do you want to hear it?"

Although Fo Baonu didn't like being physically touched by people, he didn't struggle anymore after being shaken off a few times. He just turned his head and looked at him dissatisfied: "Speak as you want, take it down with your hands."

"Okay, okay, take it down." Xiao Song took advantage of the situation and put his hand on her leg and squeezed it: "The legs are quite thin."

"You bastard!" Fo Baonu raised the bowl in his hand and was about to smash it: "You move again!"

Xiao Song quickly raised his hand: "Okay, okay, don't touch it, don't touch it. Let me tell you, every business route in the Liao Kingdom has a purpose, and three of them are specially designed to transport you out. The route, the mode It has already been well-arranged early and has become normalized. If your coup fails, you can be transported out of the Liao Kingdom as soon as possible, so that you will have the opportunity to make a comeback without anyone noticing."

"Really?"

"Then can there be fakes? Otherwise, you think your Liao Kingdom is really paper? It's not the business these days, do you really think that you can send a country's emperor out of the country?" Xiao Song didn't hide it: " You can also ban it after you go back, but if something happens in the future, you may die there."

"I'll do it myself."

"Your Majesty, to put it harshly, the person you can trust the most in the world is not in the Liao Kingdom."

Fo Baonu knew what this guy was going to say again, but she still showed a disdainful smile in cooperation: "Oh? Where is that?"

Xiao Song patted his chest: "This."

"Nonsense." Fo Baonu sneered disdainfully: "I'm too lazy to mess with you, you send me back quickly."

"That can't be done." Xiao Song shook his head: "The settlement belongs to friendship, and the steel knife belongs to the steel knife. If you find someone to arrest me, then I will detain you for a few days, or I won't be too shameless."

"what do you want!"

"What do I want? Then you are already like this, so naturally you can do whatever you want. You still have a choice? You are the emperor of the Liao Kingdom, not my Song Beiyun emperor. You have made a lot of promises in the Liao Kingdom, and you are here with me. Treat you like a fart."

"You!" Fo Baonu pointed at Xiao Song's nose: "Do you know you are playing with fire?"

Xiao Song chuckled, hugged Fo Bao Nu's waist with a treacherous face, and pulled her to his side: "Little Emperor, you'd better be obedient, or I'll let you come alone and leave alone."

Fo Baonu was stunned for a moment, but couldn't recall it all at once.But she is not an idiot after all, and she quickly realized that her eyes widened: "Just try...impossible!"

She really didn't dare to say "you try it", because he really tried it if he couldn't keep it all together.

"Just kidding, you are so ugly, I don't like it."

Fo Baonu directly poured a bowl of wontons on Song Gou's face...

Chapter 499, March 3st, Three Years

The emperor of the Liao Kingdom lost five days, but no one in the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty of the Liao Kingdom noticed it. They just knew that the Liao Emperor had a rash and it was not suitable to see people these few days.However, the daily memorials and documents are as usual, the review that should be reviewed, the revision that should be revised, and even an imperial decree was issued to admonish the minister of the household department and dismiss the two heads of the Ministry of Industry for investigation.

Everything seemed unchanged, the court was running extremely smoothly, and everything was in order.

But the emperor of the Liao Kingdom himself was sitting on the street of Luzhou Mansion at the moment, beating his legs, panting, and still carrying bags of various colors in his hands.

"Is it okay if you don't buy it, I can't carry it anymore." Song Beiyun next to him crossed his hips and looked at the pile of things beside him: "If you buy any more, I will go back to Liao Kingdom."

"That can't be done." Fo Baonu was wearing a peach pink silk dress and a lotus-colored knit blouse on his upper body. He looked quite like a Jiangnan woman: "I said it is easier to invite God than to send God away."

"You are also not afraid that your court will be a mess, the country cannot live without a king!"

"Ha!" Fo Baonu tapped Song Gou's head with his fingers: "You are wrong, for the past two months, the affairs of the country have been dealt with by my beloved concubine. She has her own way .”

"Then he's my concubine!"

"It's mine now." Fo Baonu frowned, "I can't spit out what fell into my hands."

After she finished speaking, she stood up and pointed to a shop not far away with people queuing up: "Come on, let's go and have a look at that shop."

"I'll take a break!"

"no!"

Xiao Song was dragged and dragged to line up, and now he really regretted that he had brought this guy here. After she was sure that she had no worries about her personal safety, she let go of her whole body, as if in an instant As if thinking about it, first he made a fuss about going to Luzhou to play, then he wanted to wear women's clothes, and then he bought a lot of messy things.

She really bought everything, regardless of the cost, and someone would pay for her anyway.

"Grandma, don't buy sesame seed cakes! This is not delicious!"

"No." Fo Baonu stood on his feet and looked around: "If someone snatches it, that's good. If it's good, then I want it."

"Bullshit logic, then why don't you take Jinling City over?"

"Okay, wait until I destroy the Golden Horde Khanate and the Kingdom of Jin." Fo Baonu turned around and tiptoed into Song Beiyun's ear and said, "I'll send my troops south and tear your bastard car apart in the city. Chop it up and feed it to the dogs."

"Don't dream, you can't beat it." Xiao Song pinched her face with both hands: "It's impossible for you to chop me up and feed it to the dogs in your life. Wait for me to step into Liaoxin Capital!"

"You Song country has a fart horse." Fo Baonu lifted Song Gou's hand: "Don't move your hands."

Xiao Song shook his head, and went to rest by himself under the shade of a tree, while Xiao Yu, who was in charge of watching things, came up curiously and asked, "Master Song, there is something wrong with the emperor of Liao, right?"

"Well, it's a bit sick." Xiao Song sighed, "She seems to be trying to torment me now because she can't do it anymore."

"How can such a person become an emperor?"

"Don't underestimate women." Xiao Song shook his head and said, "She kills people much more ruthlessly than you."

Xiaoyu didn't speak any more, but glanced dissatisfiedly and disdainfully at Fobaonu not far away, with disgust in his eyes.

"You dislike her very much?"

"Yeah." Xiaoyu nodded unabashedly: "She's so fake."

Xiao Song laughed lightly, and he didn't have a better explanation for this. Fobaonu is just fake, she can quickly switch among countless identities, and no one knows which one is the real her, or whether each of them is a fake. real her.

Perhaps the reason why she became an emperor was that she was able to quickly adapt to the environment. She polished herself into a smooth pebble in the rushing water, and no one could find the crack in the first place.

Speaking of cracks... Xiao Song suddenly laughed.

"Master Song...you have a good smile...you're so nasty."

"It's okay." Song Beiyun restrained his smile: "It's just that I accidentally thought of something dirty."

After finally staying up until night, Xiao Song thought he could finally rest, but Anu clamored for a drink again.

"Ancestor, drinking is very dangerous."

"What's the danger?"

Xiao Song was silent for a moment, pointing to himself and then to Fo Baonu: "Your Majesty, if you really have sex after drinking, how should you deal with yourself?"

"Crazy sex? What will happen?"

"Cubs will be born." Xiao Song spread his hands, "You gave birth, not me."

"Forget it." Fo Baonu shook his head and said, "Stop drinking, I can't just let you take advantage of the sky."

"No, you're wrong. I think you took advantage of me. I'm pretty like a flower. Look at you. It's not suitable for you with such a big head."

"Song Dog!" Fo Bao Nu rushed over with bared teeth and claws, and grabbed Song Beiyun's neck: "I will give you a three-zhang white silk today!"

Xiao Song held her waist with both hands and exerted a little force, and she immediately went limp, and twitched a few times beside her like a shrimp: "Don't move!"