Song Beiyun

Song Beiyun raised three fingers: "There are only three people in the world who can do this so skillfully."

"I would like to hear the details." Yan Shu became more focused: "I would like to see which three heroes they are."

"One is Zhao Xiang." Song Beiyun tapped on the table lightly: "Zhao Xiang knows the meaning and understands the way inside. It is easy for him to plan this matter by using the information asymmetry."

Zhao and Yan Shu looked at each other, and Yan Shu shook his head and said, "I'm afraid my father-in-law is not thinking about it these days, he has to go to the gate of the medical school every day to check, and he has already grasped the vaccination date of that vaccine, so who will stop him from talking cruelly?" He was the first in the world, so he slammed his head to death outside the palace gate."

"Well, Prime Minister Zhao has been in a daze these days." Zhao Xing also nodded and said, "I've been thinking about the vaccine all day long."

Song Beiyun said with a smile: "The second person with ability is my Xu Li. Xu Li is definitely a top genius in the business world. He is calm, quick-thinking, and has his own unique information network. It's a huge net, you and I are all in this money net, and we can't break free. But it can't be him, because he and me, just like me and the officials, both prosper and lose, and if you kill a thousand enemies, you will lose Twelve thousand and eight."

"Hahahahaha..." Zhao Xing was overjoyed: "Where did you learn such dirty words?"

"A businessman is the most concerned about gains and losses, so he will definitely not do a loss-making business. Otherwise, he wouldn't have to take out the wealth that is invincible and invest it in officials."

"Well... that's the reason." Zhao Xing nodded, "Then what about the third person?"

"Haha..." Song Beiyun shook his legs: "I can only think of one."

"Who! Don't be fooled."

Xiao Song put one hand on his chin: "Yelufo Baonu."

"He? Why him?" Zhao Xing frowned and asked, "This matter is not good for him. If Da Song doesn't supply him, what should he do?"

"What he wants is me, the official." Song Beiyun pointed to himself: "This little girl... the little sissy is planning to send me to the Liao Kingdom. Once this incident breaks out, the biggest possibility is that Da Song will not give Da Song any more. Liao supplied goods, and then I, the instigator, was pushed out to be the one who took the blame, dismissed from my job and ransacked my house, and lost everything.”

"Hey..." Zhao Xing patted the table: "At that time, he will come to pick up a bargain and take you back to the Liao Kingdom. As long as you go there, he will have everything that the Song Dynasty has."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly flew into a rage, and Zhao Xing, who was always gentle and kind, uttered a foul word: "Damn it!"

"In terms of vision, ability, and planning, to be honest... Officials, you are not as good as that Buddha slave." Song Beiyun raised a finger: "But there is one thing, if you leave him a thousand miles away, that is You have a big heart, and among the emperors throughout the ages, you are ranked first."

"Oh...it's really not easy for you to praise me." Zhao Xing suddenly burst into joy: "I also know that I am not the kind of person with big ambitions. What kind of patience can you have?"

"Oh, you're wrong. Being able to become the emperor and being quite stable so far is an incredible ability." Song Beiyun nodded seriously: "Don't underestimate yourself, if it's me, I'll follow you It is said that my head has been hung on the gate of the city by the rebels."

"Hahahahaha..." Zhao Xing was laughing foolishly, but after enjoying himself, he patted the table lightly: "Think of a way to mess with that Buddha slave, I can't swallow this breath."

Yan Shu shrugged: "When it comes to teasing people, Xiao Song is the best."

"Others can call me Xiao Song, but you have to call me Uncle." Song Beiyun pointed to Yan Shu, and then continued: "The officials need to cooperate with me in this matter, and I will try to get her out of it."

"How to cooperate, you just tell it."

Chapter 411: On September 9 of the second year, the sky suddenly thundered and the sky was fine

Hearing that Zhao Xing was furious, he said that he would severely punish Song Beiyun, the envoy of the imperial city, thoroughly investigate all his accounts since he took up his duties, and demote Song Beiyun to prison as an example.

Now that Song Beiyun was imprisoned, the city was full of wind and rain. Qingliu scholars celebrated each other with bullets and crowns, shouted that the officials were wise, and shouted that the Song Dynasty could be saved, and there was even more laughter in the officialdom.

The ups and downs were only a year in a hurry, and many people were lamenting that the Song dog was to blame, the youth's fame was rootless and bottomless, and the instability of the mind was naturally difficult to last.

Many people are inquiring about where Song Beiyun is locked up, but no one can tell. It is said that he has committed a lot of evil and is afraid of being murdered, so he is secretly locked up in the sky prison of the Imperial City Division. .

After three days of ups and downs, the city finally calmed down a bit. The only thing everyone can be sure of is that the treacherous official Song Beiyun was dragged down under the death certificate of Pang Taishi, the elder of the four dynasties.

All kinds of newspapers have reported this incident in a large space, but if you pay attention carefully, you can find that although many newspapers have reported the story of Song Beiyun in a large space, there are documentaries and jokes, all kinds and types, However, the headline on the front page of the official newspaper was [-] questions about the tax reform in the coming year, and on the second page was "Warmly Celebrate the First Song-Liao Princess Son-in-Law Contest Will Be Officially Held in Seven Days."

The news about Song Beiyun was in a small corner of the seventh edition, and there was only one sentence "Notice of Appointment and Removal of the Imperial City Secretary".

That's all, nothing more.

Some people with a keen sense of smell already feel that something is wrong, but they can't tell what's wrong. They want to investigate carefully but can't find anyone to ask.

Everyone has gradually turned this matter from the focus of attention to the topic of chatting. The three words Song Beiyun also gradually faded from the public's sight on the third day of the Taishi's death card, and started to discuss it instead. The activity of choosing a son-in-law.

Of course, choosing a son-in-law is more enthusiastic than Song Beiyun, because no matter whether you marry the princess of Song Dynasty or the princess of Daliao, you don't have to worry about it in this life, not to mention how beautiful the princess of Song Dynasty is, just the princess of Daliao I heard that she is also a top beauty, as long as she can be selected, it can be said that she has practiced virtue for eight lifetimes.

And Xiao Song is currently squatting in his yard digging earthworms, planning to go fishing by the river in the afternoon. These few days of leisure at home, but his favorite life, the weather has become neither cold nor hot, and the river is also When the fish are plump, the progress of the workshop is also good these days. A large number of products are being transported to the Liao country continuously, and a large amount of raw materials are also being transported back from the Liao country at a low price, forming a very beautiful Virtuous circle.

He just lost his job, so he doesn't need to worry about anything, so his daily work these days is to wake up in the morning and make breakfast for Miao Yan and Qiao Qiao, then go shopping, and watch two old men play chess at the side of the vegetable market, Go to help until you are driven away, and then go home to cook and take a lunch break. Jin Ling'er will come over at one or two in the afternoon, and then he will accompany Jin Ling'er in the yard to lay traps, traps and traps The position changes day by day, even the Heavenly King Lao Tzu can't avoid it.

When Jin Ling'er feels tired after exercising enough, she will order the dishes she wants to eat at night, and Song Beiyun will carry the basket to the vegetable market again and come back to cook. If Zuo Rou doesn't come to him to go fishing at night, He tossed about the formulation of pesticides at home, and if he was asked to go fishing, he would go fishing.

Live a relaxed and happy life, without messy ears and paperwork.

"Dig more, I will bring one more person today."

Zuo Rou stood beside Song Beiyun and said to him: "You usually put a lot in the courtyard, why are there so few?"

"You can't catch all the water." Xiao Song glanced at the earthworms in the bucket, and then pointed to the glutinous rice on the table next to him: "You mix that with wine, it's for making nests, who did you call at night?"

"An Guogong's daughter, An Guogong has been transferred to Jinling, saying that he is going to take over as a privy envoy."

"What about your father?"

"My father is going to be the Generalissimo of the Army and Horses!" Zuo Rou said proudly, "It seems that he is going to be the Prime Minister of the Ministry of Education."

Song Beiyun squinted at Zuo Rou: "You have a big mouth... don't talk nonsense."

"Oh..." Zuo Rou happily walked up to Song Beiyun, walking back and forth, and said, "I will also be the daughter of Xiangguo by then, do you think I can lead the army to fight?"

"Dream." Xiao Song got up: "Don't expect this, you are not worthy. Let's go, the meat should be steamed, go eat."

Seeing that Xiao Song didn't support her, Zuo Rou was very unhappy, but she couldn't stand the seduction of the glutton, so she dragged him by the hem of his clothes and followed him to the dining hall.

"I found that you don't wear your dog skin anymore, and your complexion is much better." Miao Yan looked at Song Beiyun with a bowl in his hand and said with a smile, "It was gloomy all day long before."

"I can't help it." Song Beiyun sighed: "No one in the world is easy. When I wear that outfit, I have to always remind me who I am, what I want to do, and what I can't do. It's a ghost to be happy."

"When you meet An Guogong's daughter, you are not allowed to talk nonsense, she is a lady." Zuo Rou reminded from the side: "You are not allowed to flirt with her."

"Are you crazy? Am I sick? I always flirt with someone when I see someone." Song Beiyun poured some vegetable soup into a bowl and started to eat wholeheartedly.

But I was eating here, suddenly there was a clicking sound in the yard, Zuo Rou immediately wanted to see it, but Song Beiyun stopped him: "Don't worry about it, eat well."

After a while, Fo Baonu's cry for help sounded in the backyard. Song Beiyun also finished his meal at this time, took fishing gear and mosquito repellent with Zuorou and Qiaoyun and went out. When he reached the door, he turned his head and met Qiao Qiao and Qiao Yan said to them: "You two go deal with her, and then Jin Ling'er will smooth things over later, and hastily knock on the door and come in so that the two of them can think of a way to save me, saying that I am pitifully in the prison now. .”

"All right, all right, you're really full of bad water." Jin Ling'er smiled and stood up: "Then I'll go back and make some preparations, and I'll put away the table quickly."

Song Beiyun left, and the preparations were also made here. Qiaoqiao washed her face with clean water and looked haggard and confused. Miaoyan didn't need special preparations. She grew up on a painting boat, and her acting skills were absolutely top-notch.

They welcomed Fo Baonu in from the outside, and she limped into the room, frowning and asked, "Where is Song Beiyun?"

No one answered her. Seeing the expressions on the faces of the two, Fo Baonu immediately burst into joy. The fact that Song Beiyun was arrested should not have escaped. She frowned, but when she turned around, she showed a bright smile smile.

At this moment, the door outside was knocked, and she opened the door listlessly, and Jin Ling'er rushed in, her staggering footsteps made her flustered, after walking in, she Immediately, she cried loudly, holding the wonderful words and crying uncontrollably.

When she cried, Miaoyan also cried, and Miaoyan's acting skills were even more superb, the tears came down as soon as she said it, making the Buddha Baonu in it stunned.

Qiaoqiao also walked up at this time, and said in a crying voice, "Don't cry anymore...you have to think about something now."

"Is there any way, Brother Huang's argument is unreasonable, and he is determined to kill everyone." Jin Ling'er wiped her tears and said in a sad voice, "Hurry up and think of a way, or it will really be troublesome... troublesome. "

Jin Ling'er stomped her feet anxiously, and what could the two girls do about this kind of thing, so the three of them hugged each other and cried for a while.

The eyes of Fo Baonu who was eavesdropping at the side lit up at this moment, and she coughed: "It's very embarrassing for Xiaosheng to look like the three delicate ladies."

"Get lost!" Jin Ling'er raised her head and cursed, "What are you doing here?"

"Oh, Xiaosheng and Mr. Song also have some friendship. Now that I know that he has been framed and suffered, I feel a little bit upset, so I naturally come to take a look." Fo Baonu sat down: "If the girls don't dislike it , but you can tell me in detail.”

Fo Baonu's smug look is actually a bit cute. The more she tries to put on a face like Song Beiyun's, the more obvious her daughter's posture will be exposed, but she doesn't realize it, maybe she still thinks I am handsome.

But since the fish bit the hook, of course he couldn't let it go, and Jin Ling'er started to make up things in front of her, probably about how dangerous and difficult Song Beiyun's current situation was, and now he was being held in secret. Even the princess is not qualified to see him.

"Does Your Royal Highness know where he is being held?"

"I know I know it, but I refuse to let it in..."

"It's nothing, you just tell me to listen." Fo Baonu looked confident, and then lifted Jin Ling'er's chin with one hand: "Your Highness, don't cry, you cry so hard that my heart will break gone."

Jin Ling'er rolled her eyes, turned her head sideways, and scolded her in her heart.

After chatting for a while, Fo Baonu left. She already had some concerns in her heart, but it was getting late now, and she was not in a hurry, so she went back to rest happily. When she got back to Liao Kingdom, she couldn't sleep well all night long.

After fooling her away, Jin Ling'er jumped up immediately, and asked Miao Yan and Qiao Qiao with a smile: "How is it, how is my acting?"

Qiao Qiao smiled beside her and said, "Sister Miaoyan is the best at acting, but I can't..."

"Really." Jin Ling'er pursed her lips and said unhappily: "I can't compare to you in anything, right? I'm not as beautiful as you, my legs are not as long as you, and even this is not as good as you."

Miao Yan frowned: "But there are two things you are unparalleled in the world."

When Jin Ling'er heard it, she rushed up to fight with Miao Yan...

Chapter 412: On September 9th, 29, a good show was played and sang all directions

Bai Nian'an was in charge of the Imperial City Commissioner for the first time, but he didn't dare to be sloppy. He knew what role he played in this role. It might have something to do with his ability to become the Imperial City Commissioner, but the deeper reason was that he embraced Good thighs.

Everyone in the world was saying that Mr. Song had lost power, but Bai Nian'an was clear about it. This loss of power was just a trade-off. After all, he had never seen or heard of a fallen official who deserved a personal visit from the official.

Early this morning, Mr. Song came to the door and said that he wanted to borrow the prison cell. What else is there to say about such a thing?Bai Nian'an immediately ordered someone to clean out a cell, and even transferred all the other prisoners. A dozen people spent the whole morning cleaning the cell and making it look brand new.

But because of this, he was scolded by Mr. Song, and Bai Nian'an realized how stupid he had done.

"In the world, how can there be a death row prisoner living in this kind of cell?" Song Beiyun pointed to the cell with bright windows and burning incense: "Ah? Why didn't you marry me with a girl? Old Bai, why are you so confused!"

"Humble job understands..." Bai Nian'an also laughed: "Master Song... Humble job really did something stupid."

"I don't blame you, you have good intentions." Song Beiyun said helplessly: "Go and call Old Fu over, put on makeup for me, and prepare a cell for me."

"Yes."

Old Fu is a special make-up artist in the Imperial City Division. This person used to make clay figurines in the market. Later Song Beiyun saw that he was old and weak but had excellent craftsmanship, so he recruited him to the Imperial City Division.

This old man is full of skills, especially in the field of imitation makeup. There are no bruises, rotten flesh, or abscesses in his hands.

Among them, the whip wound is the most vivid, even if you look at it on the face, you can't see any difference. The Imperial City Secretary uses this method to investigate traitors and corruption, and it is always harmful.

"Hello, Mr. Song...Mr. Song." Old Fu is a little old man, dry and thin. If it weren't for Song Beiyun, he wouldn't even be able to eat enough now, and it would be his turn to lead his apprentices to eat and drink in the yamen, so he saw Song Beiyun was extremely respectful: "Your name is subordinate?"

"Old Fu, hurt me all over." Song Beiyun smiled and said, "Be more precise."

"Oh, well, the little old man's craftsmanship will be fully explained to Mr. Song."

This imitation makeup needs to use fish gelatin, paint and plant ash. Although it is not afraid of water or rubbing, the process will take a long time. Song Beiyun lay on the bed and chatted while waiting for the old man to toss on him.

"Old Fu, I heard that your son continued the string a few days ago?"

"Hehe...Thanks to Mr. Song's care, it's a little widow, which is not bad." Old Fu laughed while fiddling: "My grandson is going to study in a few days, it's all a ignorance Mr. Song's grace, otherwise who would look up to my crippled son."

"Don't say that, old Fu, you rely on your handicrafts for a living. Bring your apprentices out more often. Don't talk about your son in the future. It's enough for your apprentices to provide you with retirement."

"Hehe... It's easy to talk about." Old Fu said with a blushing face: "It's all the grace of Mr. Song, thank you Mr. Song."

Chatting and chatting, Song Beiyun actually fell asleep. After all, he didn't sleep well last night while fishing, and the daughters of Ding Guogong and An Guogong's daughters were bluffing, and they could scream for a long time when they caught a toad, which made Xiao Song yesterday Night fishing only brought home a handful of shallots.

Old Fu didn't dare to wake Song Beiyun up, so he fiddled with it lightly, and his big apprentice also came over to help. The two of them got on a lot together, but even so, it wasn't until the afternoon that it was settled.

Song Beiyun, who had painted imitation makeup, could be as miserable as he wanted. His body looked like he had been beaten to pieces with a whip, his face was bruised and his face was swollen, and his fingers were distorted there like broken bones. But if Xiao Song opened his five fingers You will find that the distortions above are all just visual effects caused by colors and pictures, not real...

After eating a meal in the cafeteria with makeup on, he went into the cell and looked around, and found that it was not bad, but it was a bit dirty and smelly...

So he sat in Bai Nian'an's office and chatted with him, waiting for Anu to come over.

Sure enough, in the evening, it was reported that someone wanted to visit the prison, and the named person wanted to see Song Beiyun.

Bai Nian'an looked at Xiao Song, who shook his head: "That's a smart person, if you nod your head and agree immediately, she will definitely turn around and leave. So you have to fight with her, she will find a way to come in."

"My subordinate understands."

"Okay, let me check the time. It's almost time for you to go. Go with your wife and children. It's inconvenient for you to be here."

"Yes."

Everything was properly arranged, and Song Beiyun also entered the dungeon an hour later. The conditions of the death row were extremely poor, but fortunately, there were no people there, so it was just a mildew smell, which did not bother him.

The guards are very respectful to Xiao Song, it can be said that they are respectful, and they probably understand what is going on in their hearts, but some things should be tacitly understood by the adults, and everyone should perform their duties, there is no need to talk nonsense.

Lying on the new straw, Xiao Song crossed his legs and quietly looked at the moonlight outside the palm-sized window. It was the first time he looked at the sky from the prisoner's point of view, and the feeling was indeed a bit subtle. It was quite depressing to experience it carefully. .

When it was dark, Fo Baonu appeared in front of the Imperial Prison again. She chatted with the guard at the gate for a while, then took out the gold and silver money she had on her body and handed it to the guard: "Brothers, I just go in Say a few words to that Song Beiyun, even though he is a prisoner on death row, he was once your superior, but now that he is in trouble, he shouldn't even be allowed to meet friends, right? He is accommodating."

The wardens holding gold and silver in their hands looked at each other, and one of them said, "It's very cold today. It doesn't matter if I wait for my brother to eat a bowl of wontons and come back again. Anyway, there are brothers inside."

"That's right, let's go."

The two of them left together as if they hadn't seen Fo Baonu.A smile appeared on the corner of Fo Baonu's mouth, and he pushed the door and walked in. The guard inside was beaten by her in the same way. The two looked at Song Beiyun and then at Fo Baonu, and raised a finger: "A moment!" Zhong, not a single point more."

"Thank you, Brother Watcher."

After Fo Baonu thanked him, he held up a torch and came to Song Beiyun's cage, and saw Xiao Song lying in the prison with injuries all over his body, looking at the sky with blank eyes.