Song Beiyun

"You are so bold!" Jin Ling'er clapped her fists and said, "Well, well, you really deserve to be the Song Beiyun I'm looking for."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Song Beiyun shook his head and said, "There is nothing new under Zhengyang, and any similarities are purely coincidental."

"Hehe, great. Just do it like this. After a few days, when those readers get a taste of it, you'll know that the show has begun." Jin Ling'er snorted twice: "Oh... Could it be that you Did you plan this day? Not only did you cut the Empress Dowager’s name, but also suppressed the power of the Liao Kingdom?”

"Are you mine?"

This sentence Song Beiyun actually said bald, he actually wanted to say "Are you from my side?" But after omitting this part, the words came out with pink soap bubbles , Jin Ling'er became quiet at that time, she looked sideways at Qiaoqiao and Qiaoyun, then lowered her head silently, and replied in a low voice: "Mmm..."

"No...hey, so stop chewing your tongue." Song Beiyun just wanted to explain, but after thinking about it, there was nothing to explain, so he just followed the words: "You hate me for not dying?"

"You can't say that about me." Jin Ling'er was unhappy, she raised her foot and kicked Song Beiyun: "You dog."

Song Beiyun put down his pen and thought for a while: "Can I go to Baoen Temple?"

"Yes, I can, but I can only go to the front hall. In the back, the princes and nobles usually worship Buddha and fast, so don't disturb them at will." Jin Ling'er replied: "Do you want to go?"

"I have some thoughts. After all, I don't know what our Daliao King of the South Courtyard is doing in it."

When Jin Ling'er heard that he was trying to play tricks, she immediately became excited: "Go! I will bring a few people, and then let this servant bring a few."

As she spoke, she patted the head of Zuo Rou, who was soundly asleep: "It's easy for the daughter of the Duke to go to the back hall."

Song Beiyun rubbed his chin and said in thought, "Can I go too?"

"Yes, I can, but I have to disguise myself as a woman." Jin Ling'er nodded and said, "Pretty pretty!"

Song Beiyun was stunned for a moment: "No, I won't go!"

But in the end, he couldn't resist the royal tyranny. Song Beiyun was forced to put on women's clothes. Because it was cold winter, the clothes were tightly wrapped, but it was hard to see how tight it was. On the contrary, it was because he was tall and long-legged. After wearing women's clothes Quite exotic.

"Come on, shave off your beard." Jin Ling'er hugged Song Beiyun's head, "Qiaoyun! Hurry up, I've got him."

"No! The body, hair and skin are the parents!"

"I'm sorry for you, your beard looks like it's been shaved, it's just hard stubble." Jin Ling'er said with a grinning grin, "Don't move around, or you will have such a smudge on your pretty little face." One knife, and you won't be able to get married."

After Qiaoyun was forcibly drawn into the battle, Song Beiyun had no chance of escaping. His Royal Highness forced him into a dough bun and a hairpin.

"Come on, sisters, today I will let that thief see our methods."

With a wave of Jin Linger's hand, Song Beiyun made a complete set of cosmetics and placed them on the table. Qiao Qiao stepped forward and said with a smile on her face, "I'll draw a nice one for you."

Song Beiyun actually resigned to his fate, after all, there was a price to pay for satisfying curiosity, and judging by the posture of the few of them, he might be doomed today.

Song Beiyun, who was wearing women's make-up for the first time in this era, immediately realized the hardships of girls. This make-up really cost him his life. , Scrape off the cuticle, then apply honey with cucumber juice, wash off the ghost thing when the face feels oily, and then start to paint rouge.After the rouge, there was eye shadow. Qiaoqiao felt that Song Beiyun's eyebrows were too thick, so she used pig hair pliers to pluck out his scattered eyebrows. After everything was done, there was lipstick made of beeswax.

After the whole set was over, Song Beiyun sat there, and he really had that kind of endearing taste, and behind him were Jin Ling'er and Qiao Yun helping him to untie his hair carefully and start to twist it Sophisticated hairstyle.

While he was tossing and tossing, Zuo Rou woke up dizzily. After seeing Song Beiyun like that, she circled around Song Beiyun many times like a dog being adopted for the first time. After making a mistake, she laughed like a demon.

"Okay, okay, this is the best!" Zuo Rou lay on the bed clutching his stomach and grabbed the belt around Song Beiyun's waist with his hands: "You put a flower on him!"

"Shut up!" Song Beiyun scolded angrily, "It's none of your business, don't talk nonsense."

At this moment, Yan Shu suddenly ran in from the outside. He was about to speak when he saw the scenery in the room, his eyes rolled around, and he immediately turned around and ran away.

"Take him down!" Song Beiyun jumped up, ignoring his disheveled hair: "Are you running for me?"

An hour later, two tall exotic girls appeared in the room like this. The folding fan in Yan Shu's hand was replaced by Jinling'er's exquisite round fan with gold silk and lotus color embroidery, and the longevity lock hanging around his neck was also replaced. It became a string of emerald jade golden cicada glazed necklaces, a blue-collared shirt with small chrysanthemum flowers on a rose red background, covered with a layer of hibiscus-colored fluff and brocade-colored Bixialuo, the hem of the clothes was rusted with tea-brown patterns, and the hands were even smeared. The pink nail polish looks charming.

Song Beiyun couldn't be better off, pink and white gold satin wind feather dark flower long dress, covered with a layer of palace yellow feather satin and thin smoky veil, the wide hem was rusted with green phoenix patterns, and his shiny black hair was fluffy. Some simply rolled it up, and the rest hung around her neck, with a small mustard-green gemstone hanging on her forehead, which was just rightly embellished.There are dots of emerald inlaid golden flowers on the head, and it makes a sound like wind chimes when it walks.

"It's so beautiful." Yan Shu turned around in front of the bronze mirror, "It's warm and beautiful."

"You are enough." Song Beiyun sat in front of the desk with his legs crossed: "You are still beautiful, aren't you?"

"You are also beautiful." Yan Shu turned his head and glanced at Song Beiyun: "It's the so-called fairy couple who hear the piano and get rid of the admiration. You can't keep the clothes off. I advise you not to be a sober person, there should be a lot of drunken flowers."

"Fuck your grandma." Song Beiyun patted his chest: "It doesn't look like a woman at all."

Jin Ling'er just walked in from the outside at this moment, holding two semicircular things in her hand: "Haha, I've been prepared for a long time!"

Zuo Rou took a look and ran away on the spot: "That's mine!!!"

Song Beiyun glanced at the things in Jin Ling'er's hand, then at Zuo Rou's chest, and sighed silently...

But Yan Shu declined this kind of weird thing. He said that he was thinner, and having that object was nothing, not to mention that there were people like him.

Then he was beaten by Zuo Rou.

The group of people went out after packing their bags. Xiaoyu, who had just finished eating, just came out of the kitchen. Seeing the scene in front of him, he inhaled and let out a pig cry on the spot, and he took a few steps back in shock.

"Here's another one!" Song Beiyun pointed at him, "We can't let him go."

Xiaoyu shook his head vigorously, then jumped onto the wall three times, five times and two times, and disappeared without a trace...

Seeing that Xiaoyu really couldn't be caught, Song Beiyun felt a little regretful. After all, he had wanted to see Xiaoyu in women's clothing for a long time, and this little eunuch must be extremely beautiful in women's clothing.

"Aren't you a bit too tall?" Yan Shu stood beside Song Beiyun and compared his shoulders. He was about two inches shorter than Song Beiyun, and Yan Shu was considered taller among his peers. .

"Is it reasonable to be short?" Song Beiyun held a boring yam as a snack in his hand, and walked out while eating: "Do you want to say something about being tall?"

"How can a woman be so tall!?"

"Okay." Jin Ling'er turned around and said, "Shut up both of you, people will see the flaws later. Sister Qiaoyun, you go and find the bearer, we will leave for Baoen Temple right now. Don't delay any longer, if something goes wrong, then we will have to go around without food."

Chapter 215: On November 11th, Snow Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand

Song Beiyun once went to Nanjing to play. At that time, Nanjing always had a modern atmosphere. Like all other cities, there was no bright spot.

Whether it is the 480 Temple of the Southern Dynasties, or the Jinling Tower in the mist and rain, we can't see its original appearance.

However, this snow made him see the beauty of Zhongling that Jinling City should have, although it is quite aloof with "the scorching sun is burning like fire, and the princes and grandchildren shake their fans".But there is one thing to say, who would deliberately suffer when he could enjoy it? Seeing those thinly clad beggars trembling, all Song Beiyun could do now was turn his face away from them.

"Miss, you will have to add [-]% later." The bearer outside suddenly said to Song Beiyun: "You are too heavy, and the road is slippery today. My brothers and I can't bear it."

Song Beiyun came back to his senses, and responded with a high-pitched voice: "Double for you two."

With the money in place, everything is easy to say, even if it is a bit laborious to carry the one hundred sixty-six to seventy catties, but this trip is much more cost-effective than carrying pigs to slaughter in the hometown, and with the doubled labor and money, it is natural to work Also worked a lot.

A group of people came to the Dabaoen Temple. Song Beiyun readily gave the money. Looking at the high mountain gate, it was strange to say that although this Baoen Temple has always been here, it was already Ming Dynasty when it was really called this name. He didn't know what happened in the middle, maybe it was an unpredictable coincidence caused by the change of history, anyway, it's just a name and it's nothing to worry about.

These temples have to be registered before going up the mountain. If you want to be a pilgrim, you are not allowed to enter the temple on the top of the mountain. At most, you can only pray to God in the small temple on the mountainside. They're going to get in trouble.

But in terms of name, the eldest princess of the Song Empire is very famous. She is also a woman who likes to make troubles. It makes sense to bring a few sisters to the mountain to play.

"This time I came to Bao'en Temple, firstly, I wanted to clean up for a few days, and secondly, I wanted to burn incense and pray for my imperial grandmother, and pray for the longevity of the Empress Dowager."

The Great Song Dynasty is vast, and the Empress Dowager is the biggest. Even Zhao Xing herself can't compare to this mascot-like old lady. In addition, she does hold the old lady's gold medal, so this group of people got the abbot of the Baoen Temple. personal reception.

The few of them ate some vegetarian food, and then went to the huts in the back hall. These huts were specially prepared for these nobles who were repairing, one room per person, and there was a winding path between the two rooms. In the small forest, even the ups and downs are unheard of.

But only the princess and Ding Guogong's daughter are eligible to live in a single room. A lowly merchant's daughter like Ayun and a lowly official's daughter like Ashu can only live in a room together.

After everything was arranged properly, the girls went to their own rooms, and Ah Yun also carried her things into a small warm room with Ah Shu.

After they entered, they realized that this place was actually quite strange. It looked like a big house, but after entering, there were three huts plus a small courtyard. There was a wooden door for entry and exit, and there was still a fire under the house. What happened in the room? It must be around [-] degrees, warm and pleasant, and the little novice brings water, food, firewood and snow every day, which is comfortable.

A Shu entered the room and lay down on the ground, even put the futon for meditation behind her head, and raised her legs: "Ah Yun, you and my sister..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Song Beiyun stomped on his head...

"You!" Ah Shu moved aside: "Be careful I'm not polite to you."

Ayun rolled up his sleeves: "When the time comes, don't blame yourself for breaking your throat and no one will come to rescue you."

Ah Shu got up quickly, sat cross-legged on the ground, drinking hot green tea, with a serious face, he pondered for a moment and then said: "Is this Queen Mother really going to hang out with the King of the Southern Court? Coincidentally."

"Coincidence? There is no such thing as a complete coincidence in the world, and every coincidence has its inevitability." Song Beiyun took out the manuscript: "Later, I will let Xiaoyu find out where the Queen Mother and the King of the South Courtyard live. , this place is so big, mother... I miscalculated."

He actually thought that the backyard was about the size of a community, right? But who would have thought that this place would lead all the way to Gaozuo Temple, and all the way to Yuhuatai.It's really... not very easy to find, and Song Beiyun felt angry when he saw that a temple could occupy so much land.

"Why are you looking so angry?"

"One hundred thousand mu." Song Beiyun patted the floor: "This ghostly place occupies one hundred thousand mu of land. I...one mu is counted as rock grain, and one hundred thousand mu is worth one hundred thousand stone. His mother's dead bald donkey."

"It's very long. Back then, Daxiangguo Temple had more than [-] mu."

"Hmph, Buddha is not completely destroyed." Song Beiyun leaned on the futon and leaned sideways: "But this place is really comfortable, ah..."

"Hey, don't sleep!" A Shu kicked A Yun: "Sister Yun, don't be so lazy, go out for a stroll, visit these 480 temples."

"Is there a nunnery? I heard that there are a lot of beautiful girls in the nunnery." Song Beiyun lazily raised his head: "Go and see if there is that down-and-out Wu Meiniang. Let's find a way to go back and have fun."

"You'd better sleep."

Ah Shu saw that this lazy dog ​​would rather say such obscene words in order not to go out, so she got up helplessly and went out to enjoy the snow and plum blossoms.

But Song Beiyun just lay there without moving. After all, the house is so comfortable, and the key is not to spend money. This day is so beautiful, and the privileged class is the privileged class. Before, he didn't envy Jin Ling'er at all, thinking that these people could Is there any way to enjoy it, but looking at it now, it is because I am too young.

First of all, in this small room, after taking off your shoes and entering, there are velvet blankets, wool felt blankets, and the warm and pleasant heat wave. In the room, there are dried fruits from Heijue and red robes from Wuyi. You can eat some dried fruits with a cup of tea. Leaning on the warm cushion, this is a beautiful day.

But before he had a good time, Jin Ling'er sneaked here, and when she walked in, she found that there was no one else, so she threw herself into Ayun's arms, rubbing her small face against his chest, while Song Beiyun He also moved lazily, still lying there holding Jin Ling'er like holding a kitten.

"I haven't seen you for a long time, but you miss me."

"Are your chest corsets so tight?" Ayun couldn't lift them off for a long time: "It's impossible to tie them like this, it will affect blood circulation."

"It's disgusting..." Jin Ling'er untied her belt from behind, and let the dog do some dirty things, while leaning in his arms and raising her head, she asked, "You said that if the Queen Mother is really with you?" That the Khitan people have an affair, that is such a big deal."

"Just like us?" Ah Yun became more and more dishonest: "That's actually nothing."

"Oh, if someone finds out, I can marry you. Can the Empress Dowager marry a Khitan?" Jin Ling'er shivered as she hugged Song Beiyun's neck, and said in a trembling voice, "Okay...don't do it, It's hard to take care of it later, it's very troublesome, if it's really boring, you can go to me quietly at night, that's fine."

At this time, a little novice walked in on his own, carrying a kettle to replace the kettle in the room with hot water. He didn't even look at the two people on the ground, they came and went in a hurry.In fact, Song Beiyun was almost frightened and wilted at that time, shrinking there motionless.

"You are so scared." Jin Ling'er turned her head and glanced at the little novice who left, "He has seen more things like this than you have heard of, and it will be fine."

"Hold the grass..." Song Beiyun stood up, pulled out his hand and said in shock, "Is this place so rotten?"

"Only you can't think of it." Jin Ling'er chuckled: "Now you know why this place is full of extravagance but no one touches it?"

"Okay, okay, this place is good, go to his grandma's [-] stone grain." Song Beiyun nodded again and again: "But it's great."

"Bad guy..." Jin Ling'er hit Song Beiyun: "Come look for me at night. I promised you something last time. I'll leave now. If it takes too long, your sister Rou will be afraid." It's going to explode."

"Well, you go."

About half an hour after Jin Ling'er left, Ah Shu came back shivering like a dog in the cold. As soon as he came back, he immediately got into the wool felt and refused to come out.

"You know you're wrong, don't you?"

"Oh..." Ah Shu took a long time to recover, and he let out a long breath: "It's really cold. Oh, but you don't know, just now someone actually gave me a sneak peek, and even went to the shelter in front of me specially Recite poems to me."

"Who's dog eyes are so blind?" Song Beiyun turned over and said, "If you can fall in love with you, then you are really blind."

"You don't understand now, I am so pretty, and if I let it out, it will be a beautiful country."

"You shit." Song Beiyun waved his hand: "What happens after reciting poems?"

"Then I smiled at him and came back. Those poets who can't understand shit dare to chant in front of grandpa. If grandpa is not so magnificent today, he must be scolded like a dog." A Shu said with difficulty: "No, I'll change into men's clothes later, and I have to scold him. The more I think about it, the angrier I get."

"You can do it!" Song Beiyun lamented, "How can there be such an evil animal as you?"

Yan Shu poked his head out from the wool felt and looked at Song Beiyun: "How about we scold him together?"

"No, no, I'm waiting for news from Xiaoyu here. If you want to scold someone, go quickly and don't bother me here." Song Beiyun also pulled the wool felt over his body: "I'll sleep for a while, you're going to quarrel with me When you wake up, I will beat you."

Yan Shu let out a long sigh: "The dog is dying all day long, and he doesn't have the slightest bit of excitement."

Song Beiyun lifted the wool felt: "I'll get up and beat you right now!"

Chapter 216: On November 11th, Qingzi said goodbye to Dongjun, and was bored

After a long time, the two white teeth were separated, the roots were broken and the lips were a little bit crimson. The empress dowager's eyes were full of steam, and she beat the man in front of her like a little woman: "If you took me away back then, how could it be like this now, you heartless thing. "

"It's me who can't help you, but you also think that I'm a martial artist, how can I bear to take you to eat and sleep in the wind, and it's not like you don't know what I have lived in those years." The man hugged the person in his arms tightly, as if Reluctant to let go: "You don't know, these years I have been thinking about you all the time, every time the wind and rain blow, I think of your eyebrows and eyes, you have never been timid in life and death, but you often wet the pillow towel because of dreaming of you."

The queen mother let out a cry, and hugged the man's waist with her backhand, refusing to let go, looking extremely sad.

"Ajin, I want you..." The queen mother suddenly raised her head to look at the person in front of her, and said with a trembling voice, "I want you..."

And as the voice inside gradually rose and fell, the little fish on the tree in the distance curled its lips in disgust, and then disappeared between the shadows of the trees like a dexterous ape.

At the moment, Song Beiyun was cooking hot pot in the house, because he was afraid that his house would smell bad, so he chose Zuorou's room as the place to cook the hot pot.

"Come, come, here comes the beef." Song Beiyun took out beef slices and dried beef from the box that had been brought in, and the aroma immediately smelt his nostrils: "Don't worry, don't worry, just take care of it."

While rambling, he took out a can of thick wine by the side, poured a small glass for each of them, and said, "Mix the water with the water, or you will burn a hole in your stomach if you don't mix the water."

Although it was watered down, the wine was still fragrant, and there was a sudden heat wave in the house, and although the university was still flying outside, it did not affect the spring in the house at all.

"This Buddhist holy place, you really deserve to die if you eat meat and drink alcohol." Yan Shu patted his stomach and said, "Oh, this is beef, that is lamb, and this is pork. Then what kind of meat is this?"