Resurrection of Reiki: The State Invites to Be the Director of the Weird Bureau

Jumping and jumping over the Kyushu fighters, just don't attack them, as if they can't see them.

The eyes of Lin Xi and the five were filled with amazement. They did not expect that such a small action would have such a big effect.

But as the hold of breath got longer and longer, a teammate couldn't hold it anymore and let out his breath.

"Roar!" Bai Jiang found the target in an instant, roared, and jumped towards the soldier with one step.

"Damn it." The soldier fled in a hurry.

"Hold it!" After Lin Xi gave an order, she quickly pressed the earphone and said in surprise: "Captain, it really works! We hold our breath, the zombie really can't see us, even if we are in front of it, it can't see us." Indifferent."

The East Theater Command Room heard the information reported by Lin Xi.

"Bang!" Chen Long hammered the table happily, and said, "Great! There is finally a real one, you continue to hold on, we will contact this person immediately!"

"Yes!"

At this time, Lin Zixuan was watching the live broadcast with gusto, after all, this was the first zombie movie he found.

Seeing the soldiers inside holding their breath, they couldn't help but nodded in satisfaction. That's right, it's just a dead body, and it's easy to deal with.

Seeing the bullet screen asking himself how to deal with zombies, while continuing to type on the keyboard, the mobile phone beside him rang.

Lin Zixuan couldn't help wondering, who would call him at this time, he didn't have many friends in this world.

I picked up my phone and saw a series of zeros.

Scratching my head, is there really such a number?

He answered curiously, "Hello, who is it?"

"Hello, I'm Chen Long, the head of the 528 regiment in the Eastern Theater Command. Are you Zhang Qiang?"

"..." Lin Zixuan looked at the phone speechlessly, Zhang Qiang was issued by his fake ID card.

But the voice that came from him made him laugh out loud, the head of the Eastern Theater Command?

Why did the liar trick me?

He sneered and said, "You said you were the head of the Eastern Theater Command. May I ask what you want from me, a commoner?"

He wants to see what this liar wants to do, and it happens that he is bored now, so he can play with this liar for a while.

Chapter 3 A virgin's pussy pee

Chen Long said solemnly: "Hello, Comrade Zhang Qiang, I heard that you know a lot about zombies. May I ask how to eliminate this zombie?"

"Destroy the zombies?" Lin Zixuan frowned, and looked at the live broadcast.

How did the liar ask this?How strange.

"Yes, please tell me. I'm in a hurry. Comrade Zhang Qiang, you should be watching the live broadcast. Our soldiers are worrying about how to eliminate the zombies, but we don't know much about them."

Lin Zixuan thought for a while, is he really the head of the Eastern Theater Command?How could such a person come to ask ordinary people like him?

"Comrade Zhang Qiang? Comrade Zhang Qiang?" Seeing that there was no voice, Chen Long shouted anxiously.

"Oh, yes." Lin Zixuan stopped thinking, although he didn't know if it was true or not, it's better to tell him first.

And there was a hint of speculation in his heart.

Lin Zixuan coughed and said, "It's very simple to deal with zombies, especially this low-level white stiff. You only need a sword made of boy's urine, black dog blood, glutinous rice, and peach wood to wipe out the zombies."

"..." Chen Long was stunned after hearing this. Can these things really kill zombies?Are you really not here to mess with me?

But with his first success, Chen Long didn't dare to say it was fake, even though it was a bit weird.

But these things will not be able to be sent over there for a while, and he said helplessly: "Is there any faster? After all, our soldiers are in a hard fight. We will not be able to find these things you mentioned for a while."

Lin Zixuan was speechless when he heard the words: "Captain Chen, this is just a low-level white zombie. Apart from these things, your bombs are also acceptable. It is best to use a flamethrower. This thing is afraid of fire."

Chen Long smiled embarrassedly: "You have also seen that, our soldiers are in the jungle, if they use fire...you know, and the high-powered weapons are not used by the higher authorities. Is there an easier way? "

"..." Lin Zixuan became even more speechless. If you don't allow anything, you dare to deal with zombies?

Sighed: "Okay, I watched the live broadcast, and there are four men, you can ask if anyone has a child body, and the blood on the tip of the tongue is also good, spraying it on a zombie is also effective, and what's more, Pull it into the sun to expose it to the sun, and the yin energy in its body will naturally dissipate. Are the three methods enough?"

"Enough is enough!" Chen Long hurriedly called Wang Tian to write it down quickly, and then told the soldiers.

Then Lin Zixuan also talked about the business, and said with doubts: "Mr. Chen, is this thing real? Or did you play it?"

When Chen Long heard the words, he immediately understood that he didn't know that the world had changed, and said seriously: "Okay, I'll tell you what's going on..."

In the jungle outside Lidong City.

Lin Xi listened to the method of eliminating zombies from the earphone, and his expression became more and more strange. He said, "Chief of Staff, are you sure these methods are reliable?"

"Okay, if you try it, you'll know. Didn't you succeed just now? Well, let's go."

"Oh……"

Lin Xi sighed helplessly, looked at the four soldiers, blushed slightly, and shouted, "That Zhang Jie, come here!"

Hearing this, Zhang Jie, who was arguing with Bai Zang, broke away from the battle and came to the side, wondering, "Is the captain okay?"

Lin Xi nodded, with a hint of shyness on his face, he pretended to be casual and said: "Zhang Jie, the higher authorities have given us a way to eliminate zombies."

Zhang Jie was pleasantly surprised and said, "So fast! Tell me quickly, Captain, I'm so aggrieved after fighting this thing for so long, it's fine no matter how you fight."

"Zhang Jie, don't you have a girlfriend?"

"Ah? Captain, what are you talking about?"

"Just tell me if you have."

"……No."

Lin Xi breathed a sigh of relief, patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Zhang Jie, I have a task for you."

Zhang Jie said seriously: "Captain, tell me, I promise to complete the task!"

Lin Xi shrugged and said, "One of the methods given above is that you need a boy to urinate, and you don't have a girlfriend, so you're still a bitch, so you understand."

"..." Zhang Jie was confused, looked at her in disbelief, swallowed and said, "Captain, are you joking?"

Lin Xi frowned and said, "You think I'm joking in this situation?"

Zhang Jie smiled wryly, "Captain, can you change someone?"

Lin Xi shook her head and said: "No, the three of them either have girlfriends or have had girlfriends before, and they must have been out of business for a long time, so now you are the only one, and this glorious task can only be entrusted to you, okay Come on, don't talk nonsense, go quickly."

Zhang Jietong blushed, he didn't want such a glorious task, this era is still bad, it would be embarrassing to talk about it.

Reluctantly, he entered the hiding place and began to collect the boy's urine.

Lin Xi looked at Bai Zhan, thinking of other ways to eliminate zombies, and shouted: "There is a way to eliminate zombies from above, bite the tip of your tongue, and spray blood on the zombies."

The three soldiers immediately followed suit, biting the tip of their tongues, tears streaming out of pain.

You can try that sourness.

Then the soldiers found the right opportunity and sprayed a mouthful of blood on Bai Jiang's body.

In the next second, there was a squeak on Bai Jiang's body, and white smoke rose.

"Roar!" Bai Jiang roared in pain, bouncing away from the encirclement of the three soldiers, the yin energy in his body was much weaker.

The three soldiers were pleasantly surprised, they didn't expect it to be really useful.

The blood on the tip of the tongue is blood essence, even yang, and it is very restrained to deal with this kind of yin and evil creatures.

Not to mention, it's just a mere infirmity, and the essence and blood of ordinary people can do great damage to it.

But losing the essence and blood on the tip of the tongue is also very detrimental to the human body.

The three fighters also felt physically exhausted.

Seeing that it really worked, Lin Xi felt relieved. It seemed that the man was not a liar.

Turning his head and shouting: "Zhang Jie, are you alright! It takes so long to pee!"

"Come here!" Zhang Jie trotted over, holding a kettle in his hand.

Lin Xi dodged aside, and said in disgust: "Don't lean towards me, it stinks, hurry up and deal with the zombies."

"Oh." Zhang Jie ran up aggrieved, looking at Bai Jiang with hatred in his eyes, it was all because of this thing that made him so ashamed, not to mention that he was still live broadcasting, now the whole world knew he was wrong.

Shouted: "Damn thing, taste your grandpa's piss!"

A flexible move, before Bai Jiang could react, the boy pissed on it.

Immediately, the barking sound sounded again, and white smoke came out from all parts of his body.

Bai Jiang roared even more painfully.

The three soldiers on the side became curious.

"What did Zhang Jie spill out?"

"I don't know, but do you smell a foul smell?"

"Really, it seems to be... pee!"

"I'll go! Zhang Jie's urine is so awesome?"

Zhang Jie ignored them, but sprinkled the boy's urine in the kettle on Bai Jiang's body.

Bai Zhan was frightened, it wanted to run away, but the other three fighters would not let it go when they saw this.

Pick up the rifle and spray it on it.

It doesn't do anything to it, but it's enough to keep it from running.

The yin energy on Bai Zong's body became less and less, and his movements became slower.

Seeing this, Lin Xi hurriedly said, "Take a rope and tie it up!"

"Yes!"

After experiencing the essence and blood and the boy's urine, Bai Jiang didn't have much strength anymore, so the four of them jointly picked up the rope and tied it.

Otherwise, with its previous strength, it would be enough to break the rope.

"Huh, it's finally done."

"Captain, what's next?"

"This thing is still not destroyed."

Lin Xi shook her head and said, "Just throw it in the sun and expose it to the sun. It is afraid of fire and the sun."

"Oh I got it."

Afterwards, the five people dragged the still struggling Bai Jiang out of the jungle.

Chapter 4 The Arrival of the Merit System

On the live barrage, the audience watched in disbelief at the strange attack method.

"Child pee? Is it real or not? Can this stuff have an effect on zombies?"

"Hahaha, I don't want to say if there is, but the soldier's face is flushed, and it seems that he feels ashamed of himself everywhere."

"What's wrong with Chu! Chu ate your rice!"

"...the upstairs is also a place, right?"

"roll!"

Then the blood on the tip of the tongue and the effect of the boy's urine emerged in front of the eyes, and the audience was greatly surprised.

"It's really effective."

"Great! It's been a while since I saw this zombie, and it killed all three of our soldiers."

"Hey, if the master had spoken out earlier, maybe those three fighters would not have died."

"Maybe the master just came to this live broadcast room. It's a pity, the martyrs go."

"Martyrs go."

"Martyrs go."

"Martyrs go."

At this moment, the barrage is all about the martyrs walking away. These three soldiers all sacrificed to protect Lidong City. They are soldiers admired by everyone!

In the command room of the Eastern Theater Command, looking at the big screen, the zombies did not move a little under the sun.