"We don't have any money, so we will use these two ganoderma lucidum instead. One will be used as the cost of moving in, and the rest will be used as a reward. You can exchange the other for some money from the shopkeeper. I'm done talking. Any doubts?"
Sun Wukong said lightly.
His speech is fluent and his logic is clear. Obviously, this is not the first time he has done this business.
Since traveling westward, Tang Sanzang has used up all the money he brought out from the Eastern Tang Dynasty as early as the first year, and the four masters and apprentices have been able to travel to many counties in various countries, and they rarely get alms. operation.
After all, no one stipulates that staying in a hotel requires money to eat out.
"Although it's not that big, but this tangy aura, I'm afraid it's no less than 30 years old!"
He weighed the two ganoderma lucidum in his bosom, and sniffed the dense fragrance coming towards his face. The innkeeper who was still embarrassed just now, who wanted to expel the four masters and apprentices, immediately changed his appearance, bowed and smiled and led the four in person. People stay in vacant rooms.
And Tang Sanzang looked at the intoxicated look of the shopkeeper's old face constantly rubbing the Ganoderma lucidum, and even licked it from time to time.
The Ganoderma lucidum pulled out by the monkey is real.
But the age of these Ganoderma lucidum is not as long as the shopkeeper said 30 years, at most... three hours.
Listening to the chats of several apprentices every day, Tang Sanzang is no longer the monk who just came out of the Tang Dynasty and knew nothing. He knows that the higher the level of the monk, the stronger the strength, and it can be said that he is a treasure.
For example, when there is a lack of entanglement, the eldest disciple Sun Wukong can find a piece of land to relieve his hands, and he can urinate a piece of spiritual plants such as ginseng, shouwu, fresh ginger, and precious leaves. It can breed many precious medicines and spiritual materials 0 …
During this period of time, Zhu Bajie suffered from constant diarrhea due to a mistake in his practice.
The Ganoderma lucidum in the shopkeeper's hand came in this way.
……
……
The next day.
It was just dawn.
Sun Wukong was still traveling with Xiao Gu in the "Book of Heaven", Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were still sleeping soundly, and when Tang Sanzang was doing early morning chanting, a group of yamen servants suddenly broke into the inn.
They claimed that a key criminal was at large and wanted to search the whole city.
The shopkeeper had no choice but to call out all the guests staying at the inn for the yamen servants to check and search to prove the innocence of the inn.
Naturally, the four masters and apprentices were not spared either.
When they saw Tang Sanzang's muscular body with shoulders as wide as a table, all the yamen servants swallowed their saliva and turned their eyes to other places.
"The little dwarf and the big fat man, why did you both hide your head and face in broad daylight?"
A yamen servant looked at the two apprentices beside Tang Sanzang, couldn't help frowning, and asked in a loud voice.
The big fat man refers to Zhu Bajie, while the little man is Monkey King.
Logically speaking, after drinking hundreds of bottles of 'Gao Lego', the monkey has grown from 1.3 meters to 1.7 meters. Although the monkey's current height cannot be said to be tall, it is certainly not short. The reason why it is called a dwarf by the government officials is Just because he is standing 0.8 in the middle of Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie who are ten feet tall.
"My junior brother and I have contracted a cold, so it's inconvenient to pick them up. Besides, we just entered Che Chiguo yesterday, so the fugitive must have nothing to do with us."
Being called a dwarf is certainly unpleasant, but Sun Wukong still explained it to a few mortal yamen servants in a nice way.
"Yes, yes, with our body size, if we really are fugitives, we won't be conspicuous wherever we go?" Zhu Bajie agreed with a snort.
"Stop talking nonsense, let you pick it up!"
Seeing that the yamen servants were so tough, Sun Wukong shrugged and decided to do what they wanted.
With the face towel being taken off layer by layer.
When the true faces of the two pigs and monkeys were exposed, the whole inn fell silent.
But the silence is not for a moment,
It was quickly broken by screams.
"Monster...monster!"
"Hurry up... Hurry up and ask the national teacher to catch the demon!".
Chapter 646 Conspiracy
The times have developed to the present.
With the continuous release of various types of light and shadow and novel themes, the people's ability to accept and tolerate various things is getting higher and higher.
However, there are also prerequisites for acceptance and tolerance, that is, the premise of knowing that the other party is harmless to humans and animals, and will not cause damage or loss to oneself and its property.
You know, there is a legendary demon city in the central area of Xiniu Hezhou, called Wanling City. In this city, humans and monsters live in harmony and all spirits coexist. Although the city's land area is not large, when it comes to prosperity, even Even the kings of Tianzhu are inferior.
However, there is still a clear law in Wanling City. In order to avoid disturbing the common people, if the monster race wants to set up a stall or open a shop, it must learn how to hide the eyes and transform into a human form. Tribal traits, such as ears, tails, fluffy cat paws, etc.
Not to mention, because some little monsters are not good at changing, they still retain the characteristics of cat ears and cat tails after being transformed into human form. They thought they would scare the mortals around them. Curious, in the name of shopping, they kept touching their ears and tails.
09 Some clever hawkers even found business opportunities and produced a batch of head and tail accessories such as cat ears, dog ears, lamb horns, rabbit ears, and animal tails. Human race women are everywhere, and many real monsters are confused, wondering what is so attractive about these 'ears and horns'.
Over time, after so many years, the monster pendant has become a local style in Wanling City.
But that’s not the point, the point is to retain some characteristics that are different from ordinary people, sometimes it will form a unique wild beauty, while Zhu Bajie and Monkey King are very wild, but beautiful... forget it!
Che Chiguo's one foot is about 24 centimeters. Zhu Bajie's height is ten feet, which is more than [-] meters. In addition, he is fat and fat. Such a figure is already full of oppressive force. Then look at his appearance , the face of a pig, to ordinary people, it is really indescribably weird and permeating.
In contrast, Monkey King next to Zhu Bajie is a little better, but only a little bit. The monkey is really a monkey, with golden hair all over his body, and he is 1.7 meters tall among the monkeys. If you look closely, that He is completely a hero among monkeys, extremely beautiful and elegant.
But no matter how good-looking a monkey is, it is still a monkey, which does not conform to the aesthetics of normal humans at all.
"What should I do?" Zhu Bajie pouted, looking down at Monkey King beside him.
"How would I know?"
Sun Wukong folded his arms around his chest, sighed a long time, vowed not to raise his head, and gave Zhu Bajie a chance to be looked up to by him.
"We scared people away, so we just stayed where we are and waited until the yamen servants came over, and then explained clearly to them." Tang Sanzang said.
Seeing that Master said so, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing could only wait obediently in their places.
Time passed little by little.
From the dawn of the sky, until noon.
When Tang Monk's belly was rumbling and he was very hungry, the government servants led a group of soldiers from the kingdom to rush over, intending to arrest them.
Seeing this, Tang Sanzang hastily handed out the customs clearance document that he had prepared long ago and handwritten it by the king of Tang, and handed it over to the generals for inspection. After some slow explanations, everyone believed that they were not demons, but monks who learned from the Western Paradise .
"How negligent, I hope the holy monk will forgive me."
The leading officer expressed apology, and wanted to personally lead Tang Sanzang and his party to King Chechi's palace to meet the king.
But Tang Sanzang refused, not because he was dissatisfied with the king when he was framed and neglected, but because he had the habit of going to a Buddhist temple to burn incense and worship every time he went to a city-state.
The soldiers stopped persuading him after hearing the words, and after apologizing, they left the inn with their soldiers and horses.
……
on the market.
Before going to the temple in their own country, the four masters and apprentices unanimously decided to have lunch first.
Although as far as Tang Sanzang's strength is concerned, no matter from which point of view, he has nothing to do with mortals, but he is still a mortal body, and if he misses three meals a day, he can starve this monk. Lack of energy, dizziness.
The same is true for Zhu Bajie. If he misses three meals a day, he will also feel lack of energy, but this is not because he is hungry, but because he is greedy.
"Damn it, don't we give money for meals? Everyone avoids us like disaster stars."
The four masters and apprentices were walking on the street, and when the people on the road saw them, they all avoided them and did not want to approach them.
"My grandson won't eat them, what are you afraid of?"
The monkey was speechless.
Ever since they came out of the inn, the surrounding restaurants and restaurants were all worried when they saw the commotion they caused, and they waved away the guests without even giving them a chance to explain.
When the rest of the shopkeepers saw their tall and strong appearance with their heads hidden and their faces covered, they were either scared by them and refused to receive them, or they were afraid that other customers in the shop would be scared by them, so they politely declined.
Along the way, the four masters and apprentices have been driven out by seven restaurants.
"The next family, no matter what he says, my old grandson insists on eating at his house. If I dare to refuse again, don't blame my old grandson for being rude!" Sun Wukong said angrily.
Soon, on the remote road to the local Buddhist temple, they came across a noodle stall called "Juxialou", which was actually a noodle stall with pots and pans on the side of the road, with lines written on a wooden board.
"Hey, some guest officers, what do you want?"
Before Sun Wukong could utter the threatening words that had been brewing, the stall owner greeted him with fire-like enthusiasm, and forced the monkey to swallow the words in his stomach.
"Come some plain noodles, don't put animal fat in it, remember to live more noodles, we can eat more."
"Okay, please sit down at the small table for the four guests, and wait for a while. I, Hu Wan, will cook noodles for you."
I have to say that the speed of these 197 noodle stall owners named Hu Wan is really fast.
The master and apprentice waited for a while, and he cooked a pot of fragrant vegetables and noodles.
Suction slide x4
The sound of swallowing noodles resounded continuously.
After eating more than 20 bowls of noodles, Tang Sanzang drank the noodle soup and sighed, "Can make a bowl of noodles so strong and flavorful, this boss's craftsmanship will definitely be a booming business in the future."
"This taste is quite good!"
Even Zhu Bajie, who used to be a fairy family and had eaten many dragon liver and phoenix marrow, delicacies from mountains and seas, was also full of admiration for the craftsmanship of the shop.
The meal is over.
The four masters and apprentices left a few ingots of silver and continued to walk towards the Buddhist temple.
……
Watching them go farther and farther until they disappeared, Hu Wan, the simple-faced stall owner, suddenly shrugged his shoulders and laughed fiercely.
He saw that with a wave of his hand, all the pots, pans, dining car tables and chairs placed on the street were put into the storage bag, and his figure disappeared immediately.
Only hundreds of porcelain bowls left with noodle soup were left in the streets without public morality. With a gust of breeze, those porcelain bowls suddenly shone white and turned into stacks of paper bowls. And on those paper bowls, a few lines of large characters were faintly visible.
'The formula was developed by Zhijian, the god of Meishan, and produced in cooperation with Baotou Mountain. You only need to brew it with boiling water, and you can enjoy the convenience and deliciousness...Master Lu clear soup vermicelli...'.
Chapter 647
Che Chi country, temple.
When the four masters and apprentices came to visit at this time, Tang Sanzang couldn't help being taken aback by the sight that greeted him.
I saw that the Nuoda temple was empty and quiet, sparsely populated, no pilgrims, no monks, and only when I went deep into the incense hall, could I see the figure of one or two old monks.
"Huahong Buddha Temple, why are there so few monks? Is it because the national law prohibits the spread of Buddhism?" Tang Seng frowned and asked the old monk.
"Oh, it looks like you are a monk nearby, right?"
Hearing the words, the old monk looked over, first startled by Tang Sanzang's burly and muscular body, then shook his head and smiled wryly, explaining the reason why the temple in Chechi Kingdom gradually declined.
It's not because the king suppressed and forbade the spread of Buddhism, it's purely because young people nowadays don't want to be monks anymore.
More than ten years ago, several temples in Chechi Kingdom were full of monks and pilgrims. The total number of monks in the entire city-state was nearly [-]. But since the advent of light and shadow, everything has changed.
The lights and shadows were born in Leopard Head Mountain and developed in Leopard Head Mountain, but I don't know what kind of stimulation the Leopard Head Mountain, the current Wanling City Lord, received. …
Let's put it this way, the light and shadow produced by Leopard Head Mountain, from the money-greedy abbot in "My Buddha", to Fa Hai in "The Legend of the White Snake", and then to "The Story of Little Wolf and Eight Dukes" The ruthless Fuhu Arhat who killed Hachiko's family and so on.
The monks in the film are either sanctimonious, or stealthy, with uncoordinated virtues, with human faces and animal hearts... Anyway, none of them are good things.
Although the old monk has to admit that the world is so big, there are indeed some monks who rely on their status as monks to amass money and rape women, but these Buddhist scum are a minority after all, and the light and shadow of Leopard Head Mountain are brutal, and all monks are shocked. Labeled hypocrisy and cunning.
As light and shadow spread more and more widely, their influence has also grown, so that Xiniu Hezhou, which is originally full of Buddhist charm, has seen a sharp drop in believers and incense in recent years, and people's views on monks have become more and more negative. do not like.
For example.
People's previous views on monks: high-spirited, merciful, tenacious, and free from worldly distractions.
People's current views on monks are: sanctimonious, unproductive, lazy, and full of vulgar ideas.
In the past, when they went to the streets to buy vegetables, the common people always saw the monks with smiling faces, and they always picked the best fresh vegetables and sold them cheaply to the monks.
However, in recent years, monks will not only be pointed at when they go to the street, but also the price of vegetables will be raised, and the fruits and vegetables that fall into their hands are either leftovers or insect eyes. Even beggars on the street see monks, He will also ridicule the teasing words of "you are young, have hands and feet, what is wrong, but you want to be a monk".
In the face of physical pain and torture, the vast majority of monks will not compromise or fear.
However, this constant swearing, and even the disappointed eyes cast by his family members, are more unbearable than any torture in the world.
Every day is like this, who can stand it?
As a result, a large number of young monks began to ask the abbots of various temples to return to the vulgarity. When they got the answer, they immediately took off their monk robes and stopped becoming monks. There is no need to stay, and those who do not want to become monks cannot be forced to stay.
In just a few years, the number of thousands of monks in Che Chi Kingdom has dropped to less than 200, which is really sighing.
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