Journey to the West: Leopard Head Mountain Entertainment Company

Although this is the case, the netherworld pot is one of the symbols of the underworld after all, so after the pot was stolen, the high-ranking underworld officials such as the Lord of Dongyue Mansion and the King of the Ten Palaces of Hades sent countless soldiers from the underworld to search for the pot. is nothing.

It's only because this pot was brought to another world by Lu Xian a long time ago, it's no wonder that the Yin soldiers can find it.

……

……

"Where am I...?"

When Bai Ze woke up from the mist, he only felt that his true spirit was weak and his consciousness was dim.

Before he opened his Dharma eyes and looked around where he was, a gentle and honest voice suddenly came from his ear.

"Aze, you're awake, come and drink the soup while it's hot!".

Chapter 584 Arranging the scene

When he opened his eyes, he saw Lu Xian walking towards him with a soup bowl.

Bai Ze's heart tightened suddenly. As a smart demon saint, he is well versed in the principle that misfortune comes from the mouth. Looking at the bowl of gurgling bubbling, its color was grayish yellow, and its breath was strong, it didn't look like a creature in the underworld anyway. How could Bai Ze dare to eat the dishes he could cook.

"Kong Xuan, hold him down!"

Seeing that Bai Ze was so uncooperative, Lu Xian frowned. He kindly cooked soup for this guy, but who knew that this guy would not even taste it, and he was too disrespectful to Lu.

Kong Xuan waved his hand, Bai Ze wanted to resist, but found that his Niwan Palace was imprisoned, his mana could not be mobilized, and the three flowers on the top were dusty and chaotic, like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, he had no power to resist The others were poured with soup.

"What kind of poison is this!?"

After eating a bowl of hot soup, Bai Ze's expression suddenly changed.

The soup poured into the lungs, liquefied into mist, and seeped into the sea of ​​consciousness, causing his true spirit to vibrate endlessly for a moment, very strange.

Boss Lu didn't speak, but continued to take soup from the Nether pot, and poured bowl after bowl of Meng Po soup for Bai Ze by physical means.

Accompanied by the swallowing sound of "ton ton ton" resounding, after pouring down three thousand bowls, Lu Xian stopped busy and turned to ask Bai Ze a question.

"As long as you promise not to cause trouble for us, I can let you go."

"Hugh... think... do you think that at this point... we still have... room for peace?"

Bai Ze looked dazed, but still clenched his teeth, like a dying hero, bravely rejected Boss Lu's negotiation proposal.

Of course, Lu Xian didn't really want to make peace, he was just asking casually.

Wanghun Soup is a soup made from Nether Qi, which contains a wisp of the true meaning of reincarnation of the six realms, plus the turbid water from the Nether Pot...and a series of mysterious and mysterious elements of the underworld.

The psychic effect of this soup is extraordinary. Ordinary dead souls can forget everything after tasting just one bowl, but the great Luo needs to drink three bowls to silence their consciousness for a short time.

After all, the Da Luo is beyond the five elements, the true spirit is immortal, and it is difficult to kill it by ordinary means. If you want to rely on Wanghun Tang to kill a Da Luo Jinxian, it is actually not impossible, but you must increase the amount!

In Journey to the West, Lu Mi gave Po Meng a sap, and after stealing the Nether Pot, he did not know how to find the hiding place of the real Yuding.

After beating up the old man, Lu Mi poured three thousand bowls of Wanghun soup into Yuding, and successfully turned the old man into...a mentally handicapped old man.

It can be seen from this that nothing is absolute, and the so-called "the true spirit of the Daluo is immortal" is actually the same as the saying that nothing is indestructible in the real fire of samadhi; Forget it, just listen to it.

Seeing that after Bai Ze was poured three thousand bowls of Wanghun Soup, he was still able to speak fluently and speak clearly.

Boss Lu couldn't help being amazed, and while marveling at the supernatural powers of the quasi-sage monks, who can eat thousands of bowls and still have IQ, he restarted the pot and continued to cook the soup.

"Ah Ze, the new soup is out of the pot, drink it while it's hot`"! "

ton ton ton...

After another three thousand bowls, Lu Xian asked Bai Ze, "What does one plus one equal?"

"..."

Seeing Bai Ze's dull eyes and silence, Boss Lu, who felt something strange in his heart, changed his voice and said with a grin, "I'm going to kill Di Jun, Tai Yi, and take over the Heavenly Court!"

"Er... dare..."

Bai Ze, whose consciousness was covered with dust, murmured hoarsely.

Seeing this, Lu Xian frowned, and poured down three thousand bowls of Wanghun Soup.

"I want to kill two Golden Crows and become the Lord of Heaven!"

"Aba Aba Aba..."

This time, Bai Ze looked demented, and he was no longer as alert as when he first met.

But thinking that Bai Ze was a cunning demon, just to be on the safe side, Boss Lu double-boiled the fourth pot of Wanghun Soup, and after feeding it all to Bai Ze, he was still a little worried, and was about to make another pot.

The corner of Kong Xuan's mouth twitched, and he gasped, "That's enough, I just probed his sea of ​​consciousness with divine thoughts, it was chaotic and misty, and the true spirit was silent, I have already forgotten about you and me, if you continue to pour it, He might say that the true spirit will die forever."

One lion and one bird, the purpose was very clear from the beginning to the end, they didn't intend to kill Bai Ze, they just simply wanted to temporarily turn this guy into a 'retarded man' so as not to mess up their plans in the prehistoric world.

Hearing what Kong Xuan said, Lu Xian also put down the Nether Pot in his hand.

There is a saying that goes well, stay a line in life, and never see you again in the future.

Bai Ze is different from Master Yu Ding, the latter has a deep hatred with Boss Lu, so his true spirit dies forever and becomes a permanent mentally handicapped, but Lu Xian still applauds and applauds with joy.

But Bai Ze, there was no grievance or enmity between him and Lu Xian, but it's because he is too curious, and the result of his reasoning is so close to the truth. Since Lu Xian is blocked from changing the general situation, then Boss Lu could only helplessly turn him into a mentally handicapped man.

Of course, it's just a temporary mental retardation.

However, considering that the Nether Pot is an acquired merit no matter what, and Bai Ze was poured tens of thousands of bowls at once, judging from the current situation, it is conservatively estimated that it will not take tens of millions of years, or even a few yuan. , he should not get better.

And by then, Lu Xian might have left this prehistoric world long ago, even if he wanted to seek revenge from Lu Xian, there would be no way out.

Thinking of this, Boss Lu beat his palms with his fists, marveling at his own intelligence and wisdom, and at the same time asked Kong Xuan to knock Bai Ze unconscious, brought him into the Buddha Kingdom, and started the second action!

……

……

Two days later, the Land of the West.

"You let me fly all the way, just to throw Bai Ze here?"

Kong Xuan's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't figure out what the lion demon was thinking. If it was just for "throwing the corpse", it would not work anywhere to throw Bai Ze, why would he go to such a far away place in the west.

"' ‖Have you forgotten? The purpose of our coming to this world is to change the general trend of the heavens and prevent the Lich from happening..."

If you continue to keep Bai Ze in the Leopard Head Hall for a long time, your identity will inevitably be exposed, so Boss Lu thought of a way, which is to throw Bai Ze elsewhere, creating a feeling of being attacked by others, and the true spirit is in turmoil, so that Turned into a silly plot.

Well, this is the modus operandi he learned from watching more than 1000 episodes of "Detective Conan" in his previous life. It's a pity to say that, because until the crossing, Lu Xian didn't see the finale of the elementary school student of death, alas, neither I wonder if Conan is with Gin in the end.

Closer to home, it is simple to find a place where no one is around and leave Bai Ze casually, but the consequences of doing so will inevitably make Di Jun and Tai Yi think of the murderer who "destroyed Ze dementia" as the work of the Wu Clan .

After all, there has been hatred between liches for a long time, and the demon saint Bai Ze has always been regarded as a thorn in the side of the witch clan, so this kind of "witch clan ambushed Bai Ze and tortured him, but did not kill him, but Throwing Bai Ze, who has lost his sanity, to the Heavenly Court, and provoking the Yaozu's drama (getting Wang Zhao), suddenly thinking about it, it seems quite reasonable.

But if he did so, it would go against Lu Xian's original intention.

Although the hope is slim, he still wants to try his best to mediate the hatred between the two liches.

For this reason, Heavenly Court must not be allowed to associate the 'murderer' with the witch clan, so as not to continue to aggravate the contradictions among the liches.

But Bai Ze is also a quasi-holy monk, looking at the prehistoric world, there are really not many powerful people who can beat him, so, in order to make Bai Ze's attack reasonable, Lu Xian thought about it, thought it over and over again, I finally thought of an excellent frame-up, ah bah, it is an excellent candidate to transform the catastrophe!

"Next, as long as you set up some Zen on the scene, leave some Buddhist rhymes, and the yellow mud falls off your crotch, even if you say that the attack on Bai Ze was caused by the Wu Clan, no one will believe it..."

Yes, there is nothing perfect in the world.

In order to avoid exacerbating the conflicts among the liches, Boss Lu could only ruthlessly pin the blame on Zhunti and Jieying, whom Fang Tiandi had never met before!

It's kind of immoral to do so, but he doesn't care. .

Chapter 585 Creating a Boss

"You want to blame the matter of Bai Ze on Buddhism?"

Kong Xuan couldn't help clicking his tongue. As early as in the fairy world, he had experienced the despicability and shamelessness of the lion demon. Now it seems that the lion demon is not only low, it is simply low.

"Although I can't read your thoughts, I always feel that you are scolding me secretly."

Boss Lu glanced at Kong Xuan suspiciously, curled his lips and said, "Correct a mistake, there is no Buddhism now, and the Western religion has not yet come out. Besides, I don't know if you have heard a sentence that wants to make two enemies The best way to stand on the same front is to create a common enemy for them."

"That's why you thought of Zhunti and Yingying?"

"That's right, what's the matter? Could it be that after you were transferred to Buddhism by Zhunti, you have been the Peacock Daming King for so long, and you still have feelings for these bald donkeys, can't you bear it?"

Lu Xian frowned, and stared at Kong Xuan with scrutiny.

"Of course not! What does the rise and fall of Buddhism in this world have to do with me?"

Annoyed by the eyes of the lion monster, Kong Xuan snorted coldly, and said speechlessly, "With all due respect, you want to use the Western religion that has not yet appeared as the common enemy of the two clans of Liches, but haven't you noticed Is there a very important thing? That is..."

Buddhism is too weak!

The Western religion, which was first established, has a shallow background, and it is not comparable to interpreting the two religions. After going through countless metaphysical meetings, it finally survived the period of the Journey to the West when the "Tian Dao reincarnated, Buddhism flourished". Buddhism is indeed much stronger than before, but compared to Lich As far as the Heavenly Court and the Witch Clan were concerned during the Calamity Calamity period... it was still not enough.

"I understand what you mean."

Boss Lu snapped his fingers, and of course he thought of what Kong Xuan thought about.

After all, there is a huge gap between the power of the Western religion and the Lich tribe, and how different is it? For example, if the Buddhist sect in its heyday in the later generations of Journey to the West is regarded as a group of black and evil organizations with more than a hundred members and each person wielding knives, then The second family of liches is a group of underworld families with more than a thousand members and armed with guns.

Moreover, these two underworld families have not yet fully developed. As time goes by, their scale will become larger and larger, and the firearms in their hands will gradually be upgraded to submachine guns and even rocket launchers.

Tian Ji races horses, with the strong against the weak.

But when we came to Buddhism, even if we wanted to use the prosperous future to compare with the past of the two lich clans who just started, they found that they still couldn't compare.

At first glance, before being sanctified, Zhunti and Jieying seem to be no better than the two clans of liches, but this is indeed the case.

If you want to eliminate the hatred between the two races, you must recommend a stronger common enemy, but how can the big boss be weaker than the protagonist group?

Naturally, Lu Xian also realized this, so after some deliberate thinking, he came up with an excellent solution, that is, to give Buddhism a version enhancement!

……

"You want me to join the Western religion? It's ridiculous! Also, when you were discussing the plan with me and the Great Sun in the Earth Immortal Realm, you never mentioned that there is a part of Buddhism. This plan to join the Western religion, I'm afraid it's not Did you come out of nowhere on a whim?"

Kong Xuan's face turned black, he was also fascinated, when he was in the world of immortality, he was the Peacock Daming King of Buddhism, who knows that in another prehistoric world, this lion demon actually suggested that he continue to devote himself to Buddhism, it is really unreasonable.

"Uh, I did come up with this plan suddenly, after all, who would have thought that Bai Ze would jump out halfway to block the way?

However, it is actually quite good to join the Western religion. Think about it, you will be noticed by other demon saints and demon gods sooner or later by my side. If Kurosawa and Ozawa come out one day, you will still have your identity exposed crisis, and it is easy to implicate me.

But joining the Western religion is different. The West is barren. Once you join the religion, Zhunti and Jieyin will keep you even if they are crying and licking. They will promise you the current Buddha status in front of you, and then all kinds of benefits , all kinds of Zen lectures, and all kinds of beautiful and beautiful bhikkhunis are waiting on them.

Even if they find out that your origin is mysterious, but with the temperament of these two people, as long as you are willing to stay in the West, you probably won't take the initiative to reveal it, but will help you justify your identity, how wonderful! "

Seeing the lion demon, a guy who hated Buddhism so much in the earth and fairy world, turned to tell him, the Peacock Daming King, the many benefits of Buddhism in the prehistoric world. Such an outrageous and inexplicable situation made the corners of Kong Xuan's mouth twitch.

"Enough, Buddhism is so good, why don't you join Buddhism!?"

"I can't help it. I entered the Heavenly Court first, and even became a demon master."

Lu Xian shrugged his shoulders, and said again, "If you join the Western Sect, we will have an additional information channel, and we can also use the power of the Sect to complete the plan. Of course, considering that the Western Sect is weak at the beginning, I will follow up with you." I will also sponsor a few game warehouses and send them to you..."

"Shut up, don't talk!"

Kong Xuan waved his hand, telling Lu Xian clearly that he finally got rid of the bald donkeys in the earth fairy world, and he didn't want to be squeezed into the pile of bald donkeys after traveling through another world, so don't mention this matter again.

Hearing this, Lu Xian could only let it go resentfully, since the bird man said that he would not bring it up again, um, then he will bring it up another day!

……

The land of the west, the nameless wilderness.

Lu Xian, who has watched more than 1000 episodes of "Detective Conan", knows that crimes must be rigorous. In order to avoid flaws in the details, he is extremely careful. After the cumbersome smell was washed away, the firewood was turned into a protective suit with no leaks, and he wore it again.

Finally, Lu Xian dragged Bai Ze to a lake.

With a 'plop', he threw Bai Ze into the lake, and immediately sat down cross-legged, reciting a Buddhist scripture.

"So I heard that for a time the Buddha lived on the top of Langa Mountain in the South Sea. All kinds of precious flowers were adorned, and he was with the great monks, monks, and Bodhisattvas. He came from that various Buddhalands. It is the power of the Bodhisattvas Mahasattva's immeasurable samadhi. Supernatural powers. Playing games. The Great Wisdom Bodhisattva Mahasattva is the head. All the buddhas pour their hands on their heads. The state is manifested in their own minds. They are good at understanding their meaning..."

Seeing the rhyme of Buddha flowing around Lu Xian, and the light of Buddha suddenly appearing, Kong Xuan was stunned by such a scene.

It wasn't until Lu Xian recited the entire scriptures that He Jian was still a barren land by the lake. In an instant, under the wonderful singing of the Sanskrit voice that contained spiritual power, epiphyllums were already in full bloom, sandalwood trees were growing, and the faint charm of Buddha was floating in the sky. Empty, the Zen is extraordinary, and the end is sober.

"Your Buddhist realm...how can it be so profound?"

Kong Xuan asked puzzledly.

The realm of Buddhism is not the same as the practice of Buddhism. The former is thought, while the latter is Taoism. Cultivation can be improved through retreat and training, but the realm needs the perception of great wisdom to improve, which is far more difficult than the growth of cultivation.

As far as he knows, the lion demon has been staying in the Leopard Head Mountain. It should be because he has no access to Buddhism. Could it be that Lu Ya taught him Zen in private?

As soon as this idea came up, Kong Xuan quickly rejected it by shaking his head. With all due respect, seeing the lion demon's lazy appearance and attitude of hating Buddhism, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like someone who will actively learn Buddhism people. .

Chapter 586