Gou Mang scratched his head and said in a daze.
"I don't know." X8
Hearing this, all the ancestor witches shook their heads together.
It's very strange, they can understand the meaning of every syllable uttered by the demon clan, but why is it so difficult for the witch to understand when connected together?eight.
Chapter 507 Publicity
The time went back to half a day ago.
Heavenly Court, Leopard Head Hall.
"In one day, I want each of you monsters to fly over a thousand mountains and a hundred rivers, and tell the hundreds of millions of creatures in the prehistoric world about this film that took me three days and painstaking efforts to shoot! "
Boss Lu stood on a cloud platform with his hands on his hips and a solemn expression.
Under the cloud platform, there was a dense mass of darkness standing, and a rough sweep showed that there were tens of thousands of monster army. These monster generals all had sinister and fierce expressions, exuding a brutal lust. Killing spirit.
As a Heavenly Demon Master, it was the first time that Lu Xian used his authority as a Demon Master to summon a group of demon warriors whose average cultivation base was around the Taiyi realm, and assigned them an extremely easy task, which was to do publicity.
"October [-]" In Journey to the West, with the expansion of Leopard Head Mountain's business, almost every household in the four major states and the three realms has one or more mobile phones.
Whenever a new film is released, it only needs to be promoted through forums and pop-up windows on mobile phones, and it will naturally attract a large number of viewers.
However, there is no mobile phone in the prehistoric world, so if Lu Xian wants to promote his new film, he can only use the most primitive shouting to attract the attention of all living beings.
"I have shown you the statement just now. If you have no objection, you should leave as soon as possible..."
Lu Xian smiled slightly, and was about to leave with his sleeves, disappear for hundreds of years, go to the world of Journey to the West to relax for a while, and then bring mobile phone maker, signal receiver and other equipment to this world.
Suddenly, I found that this group of demon generals were still standing in place, with clenched teeth, frowning and sighing complex expressions, unwilling to leave for a long time.
"Why don't you leave?"
Boss Lu frowned, sighed and sighed: "Could it be that you think that I only have a mid-level Da Luo cultivation, but I became a demon master? You are dissatisfied and look down on me Lu from the bottom of your heart, but you dare not reveal it, so you choose Using this passive and silent way to deal with the task I assigned is not enough!?
But you know that it is not I who want to be a demon master, but your two demon emperors begging me to take up the position of demon master in heaven. If you are dissatisfied with me, just say yes, I will I will tell the truth to the two demon emperors, and give this position to the virtuous one! "
In this prehistoric world, Lu Xian intends to adopt the character design of "justice and good monster", but the character design belongs to the human design, which does not mean that he has no temper.
When you meet a guy who is obedient and obedient, don't be polite, just attack him directly.
"..." xN
Hearing Lu Yaoshi's words, tens of thousands of demon generals with complex expressions were startled, and then they felt uneasy, and quickly argued.
"The demon master misunderstood!" xN
"Oh? Misunderstanding?"
Boss Lu smiled coldly, and quietly listened to the explanations of these demon generals, but his eyelids twitched as he listened, and he realized that he really seemed to have misunderstood.
"So... the reason you are struggling is because these slogans are too awkward?"
"Yeah."
"It's awkward, it's obviously normal!"
"But demon master, I'm really ashamed to say this... so beautiful that I can sit on the ground and ovulate directly." A banshee general with a slender figure, a light red complexion, and a coquettish appearance, bit her red lips tightly, with a look on her face. He resented heavily.
Beside her, a five-foot-tall monster with a pig's head and a human body also twitched the corners of his mouth, and sighed, "And mine... if it doesn't look good, I will stand upside down and swallow dung. With all due respect, such vulgar words are true. Disgraceful to the monster."
"And I……"
Watching all the monsters in the audience, you talk to each other in a large-scale pouring scene.
Lu Xian rubbed his chin, and what they said... made him more determined not to modify the advertisement!
"I feel ashamed because you haven't yelled it before. If you yell it a few times, you will naturally get used to it."
Boss Lu, who has been in the era of the Internet explosion, knows well that compared to the standard publicity, the exaggerated gimmick title is very vulgar, but it is undoubtedly more attractive to the eyes and ears.
In order to prevent these monsters from obeying orders on the surface, but actually being passive and sabotaging their work, the heartbroken Boss Lu decided to let Wan Yao shout his promotional words a hundred times in front of the Leopard Head Hall. … ...
"Unprecedented ancient repairs, wonderful..." xN
"No energy, start again! You need to add mana infusion to your voices to make them louder and more distant. Do you want me to teach you?"
"Men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it..." xN
"Can't hear you! You still want to be a demon general with such a low voice!"
"The shock of the past and present..." xN
"As a demon master, if I say I can't hear you, I just can't hear you! Start again!"
……
Under Boss Lu's painstaking supervision over and over again, the voices of the demons became louder and louder, and spread throughout the four directions of the Leopard Head Hall in an instant, and drifted to Lingxiao in an instant, resounding in every corner of the heaven.
As his shout was heard by more and more monster clans, those monster generals who were still ashamed of face also looked away. There is no difference between losing face in front of a hundred thousand monster clans and in front of a million monster clans. Instead of that, it's better to smash the jar and smash it, and it's over!
Of course, the main reason why these demon clans were able to accept the reality so quickly was that Boss Lu set an example and led all the demons to yell around in the prehistoric land, and they yelled extremely loudly.
Seeing that the demon masters took the lead in publicity, the unhappiness in the hearts of the demon generals was swept away immediately, and they diligently carried out the task of 0.8 'promoting the new film'.
On this day, the slogan of "incomparably rampant" attracted the attention of countless monks.
The wilderness is boundless, the vastness is vast.
Compared with this world, the Earth Immortal World of the later generations is like the sea and streams. Even if tens of thousands of demon generals were dispatched together to announce their release together, they would only travel tens of millions of miles.
It's not that this group of demon generals with an average cultivation base of Taiyi realm is just that level, but Boss Lu deliberately asked them...to do propaganda near the edge of the witch clan.
Well, due to the hostility of the lich, the demon generals dare not get too close.
that's it……
Sunset and moonrise, day and night alternate.
With the lunar star hanging in the sky, the agreed filming time came in a blink of an eye...
Chapter 508
Heavenly Court, Leopard Head Hall.
"Monster, the time is almost up!"
A tauren closed his eyes tightly, pinched the magic formula, and reported to Lu Xian.
Years are not counted in the prehistoric world, even years are not counted, so naturally quarters, months, dates and hours are not counted.
Although some monks can use their rich life experience to judge the time of day by the alternation of the sun and the moon and the dense clouds and mist, but if they want to get an accurate time, they must rely on a magical power called "Knowing the Time".
Yes, this [Knowing the Time] is one of the supernatural powers recorded in [72 Changes].
As we all know, [72 Changes] is an extremely powerful supernatural power that includes the way of yin and yang, the changes of the five elements, and the magic of earth evil. Among these 72 supernatural powers, the supernatural powers are so powerful that they are quite powerful, and the supernatural powers with weak ribs are also quite weak.
For example, [Knowing the Time], its function is to let monks know the time, and then... gone.
If you want to talk about why Boss Lu knows so clearly, it’s because when he used Gao Lego to exchange [72 Changes] with Monkey Sun, the damned hozen used a bunch of drinking water, renewing his head, breathing flames, venting seclusion, and knowledge Sometimes...waiting for complicated magical powers to prevaricate him.
Although Lu Xian has always believed in the 09 rule of 'there are no weak supernatural powers, only useless monks', it has to be said that there are exceptions to everything, and [knowing the time] is really useless.
Almighty people don't need to practice this supernatural power to know the time; ordinary people don't need this supernatural power either, because they... have mobile phones.
Taking out the mobile phone from the sleeve robe, Lu Xian compared it and found that it was exactly what the Minotaur General said.
"Everyone on your marks, prepare for the projection!"
With a wave of his hand, Boss Lu ordered.
As soon as the words fell, tens of thousands of big monsters set off in unison, their magic power circulated, and they connected to the stars.
In Journey to the West, if you want to play movies without a mobile phone, you must use the projector as a tool.
Since the human race is the protagonist of the world, and the vast majority of mortals have no mana, so if you want to mobilize the jade slips to observe the contents, you must rely on the monk's ability to do so.
But it is a pity that the aura of the later generations is thin and the practice has declined, which has also led to the low level of many monks, so low... After watching a movie, they may run out of mana, overdraw their body and mind, and even die in serious cases.
In order to avoid this kind of incident of "playing the film causing death", the old lion Jiuling Yuansheng pondered for a long time before inventing the projector, a projection device that can be used by ordinary people without mana injection.
However, there is no need for a projector to play movies in the prehistoric world.
That's because the world here is full of aura, rich as the sea.
In such an environment, after a period of time, a mouse can grow taller and mightier than Monkey King, and the overall strength of the monks is far beyond that of Journey to the West.
Not to mention playing one movie, even if playing a hundred movies in a row, these powerful demon generals will not feel tired at all.
"put!"
As the time came, Lu Xian clapped his palm.
In an instant, the magic power of the group of demons connected to the stars and poured them into them. With hundreds of stars as projections and the sky as the curtain, this is the first light and shadow projection since the birth of the prehistoric world!
……
……
Horror Horde.
Headed by the Twelve Ancestral Witches, the Wu Clan divided into twelve main tribes, and then expanded with the twelve main tribes to divide into one hundred and eight major tribes.
Like the intricately spreading roots of a big tree, and like the diversion of a long river, it is the beliefs of hundreds of millions of witches on the prehistoric land that are connected, so that there is such a huge and mighty witch clan that resists the sky, unites and cohesively. .
As one of the major tribes belonging to the shaman clan of the Qiangliang ancestor, the shamans of the Shocking Tribe, after hearing the "nonsense" of the monster clan during the day, feared that the monster court was deceitful, so they raised the clan's vigilance, Armed with troops to investigate, beware of any monsters coming suddenly.
"The sun is just rising, and the sky is the curtain. What do those monsters mean?"
"I do not know."
"They really want to tell a story..."
Under the moonlight, a group of big witches with coiled muscles and fierce aura, while silently perceiving everything around them, whispered softly on the other side, guessing the purpose of the monster clan's day call.
Swish!
Suddenly, the blue starry sky was suddenly covered with darkness.
"careful!"
The sudden change in the sky made all the big witches frowned and became vigilant.
They let out a low roar like a ferocious beast, and above the war blades, evil spirits rushed, as if they would attack and kill the monsters as soon as they showed up.
But the strange thing is that no matter how the Wuzu sensed it, they didn't notice the aura of the Yaozu nearby.
On the contrary, the pitch-black sky suddenly reflected a huge and clear picture as the stars shone.
"……This is?"
In the sea of clouds, there was a faint sound of music.
As the music resounded, the screen turned, and a line of strange characters emerged.
These characters are very different from the shamanic characters. The shamans have never seen these characters, but with the attachment of divine thoughts, they understand the meaning of this line of characters.
"Ice Sea Wars!?"
"What is this?"
"Don't ask, you are a big witch who knows a lot, and even you don't know things, do you think I, a little witch, can know?"
……
When the witches of the Shocking Tribe were full of vigilance, in the distant main tribe, Qiang Liangzu Wu Xing narrowed his eyes slightly, and the vast thunder danced in his eyes. Take a closer look.
Not only Qiangliang, but also Dijiang, Gonggong, Zhu Rong, Xuanming, Zhu Jiuyin, Shebishi and other ancestor witches also noticed such a vision.
What the hell are the monsters doing?
Full of doubts, Qiangliang looked at it, and saw that the picture turned again.
Wildness, chaos, gunpowder, roaring...
With a black cloud covering the sun, screams and roars resounded through the continuous battlefield.
A thousand-foot witch held a battle-axe, beat his chest with one hand, stepped on the ground with both feet, crossed many rivers and mountains, and rushed towards a wildly dancing, winged Sirius.
Although in the light and shadow, he couldn't feel the aura of this witch warrior, but based on his experience, Qiangliang still deduced the realm of this witch from his huge witch body, which was the great witch.
Although body size does not determine the strength of a witch clan, after all, a powerful witch clan can grow freely in the wind, and it is not a problem to grow to tens of thousands of feet or even larger. Only great witches or stronger witches can do it.
"This demon is doomed." Qiangliang thought to himself.
Under normal circumstances, it would be difficult for a monster clan of the same level to defeat a witch clan without the help of a spirit treasure.
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