Journey to the West: Leopard Head Mountain Entertainment Company

"Alright, I came this time mainly to say goodbye to City Lord Lu. When I was parting, I suddenly remembered that I still have a treasure on my body. Maybe City Lord Lu would be very interested."

While Lu Mi was speaking, his ears trembled, and suddenly he saw a ray of celestial light swaying out. When the celestial light dissipated, a large dark soup pot suddenly appeared in the hall...

Chapter 490

Lu Mi is the alias of the six-eared macaque.

Two years ago, when he was spying on the secrets of the Three Realms with his fairy ears, he heard by chance that Wanling City was going to recruit actors to start filming.

The six-eared macaque, who didn't know what a "movie" was, came up with the idea of ​​watching the movie in person because he was facing a bottleneck in his practice at the time and had nothing to do anyway.

So, he left the cave, followed the movement he heard, and rushed towards Leopard Head Mountain in Hezhou, Xiniu.

The nature of monkeys follows one's heart. Seeing countless mortals and monks vying to sign up to participate in the performance, the six-eared macaque couldn't hold back its curiosity, and followed suit.

Perhaps... this is the legendary acting talent!

At that time, there were thousands of people vying for the starring role, and several interviewers put forward a requirement, that is, they must act like a human being. , this topic is obviously very simple.

However, [-]% of the actors were forced to be eliminated. In the end, because the six-eared macaque played the most like a monkey, he successfully grabbed the qualification to play the role of "Zhizunbao".

After the wrap-up banquet.

The six-eared macaque was not in a hurry to leave Wanling City, after all, returning empty-handed was not in line with his temperament.

Relying on snooping, he not only knew the location of the refining room in the city, but also found out the prohibition solution of the alchemy room.

In terms of the vast Three Realms, Wanling City is undoubtedly just a place in a corner, but the six-eared macaque never thought that in this ordinary small city, there would be a half-step Hunyuan Realm hidden in the refining room. The power of the demon race.

But now that I think about it, to meet Wutian and get his point to turn into a demon, isn't it a chance?

And if Wutian is the chance of the six-eared macaque, then the ginseng fruit in the alchemy room may be the six-eared macaque's... catastrophe!

Because these three ginseng fruits belonged to Huang Shijing, the owner of Wanling City.

That lion demon seems to have great prestige in the city of all spirits. Whether it is a little monster or an ordinary person, everyone respects it. On that day, many employees would secretly talk about the problems of lions and demons, such as philistines, stingy, greedy for money, narrow-minded, retribution, and dislike of salary increases.

There is no conflict between complaining and liking. Although these little monsters talk about the many shortcomings of the lion monster behind their backs, the six-eared macaque can feel that their protection of the lion monster is from the bottom of their hearts.

After getting along for a period of time, the six-eared macaque also discovered that the yellow lion spirit is really good as a monster, but those rumored stingy, philistine, narrow-minded, vengeful... and other temperaments are also true!

Ginseng fruit is rare, but considering the identity of a lion demon, it should not be regarded as a rare and natural object.

However, after the six-eared macaque stole the ginseng fruit, he found that he had unknowingly formed a huge karma with the yellow lion Lu Xian!

From prehistoric existence to the present, the six-eared macaque is too aware of the power of karma. If the person who owes karma is mediocre and has shallow luck, that’s all. It will make those who owe karma bad luck again and again, and practice will get twice the result with half the effort.

This is still to put it mildly, but the greater the entanglement of cause and effect, the more violent the backlash will be when it breaks out.

And through that causal line, the six-eared macaque also discovered that although more than two years have passed, the lion demon has always hated the thief who stole the ginseng fruit from the bottom of his heart. '

Although the lion demon is not a person of great luck and great merit, as a disciple of a sage, his background must not be underestimated.

In order not to affect his future practice, the six-eared macaque has thought of many ways to try to settle the karma owed to Lu Xian.

But without exception, they all failed!

I have to say that this yellow lion spirit is really lucky. He has a saint as his backer and a great day as his helper, and he also has a lot of connections with the people in the heaven. The lord of Lingcheng City, Huang Shijing has no worries about food and clothing, and is prosperous in wealth. If he wants something, he can almost get it with his hands.

And different from ordinary monks, the lion demon seems to hate cultivation very much. He is obviously a monk, but he is indifferent to the matter of cultivation. He eats, drinks and plays all day long.

At first glance, nothing seems to be missing.

But the hard work paid off, and after a period of eavesdropping, the six-eared macaque still heard what Lu Xian wanted. '

'It's so boring, I don't want to be single anymore, I want to find a cp. '

This is the secret that I heard when I spied the lion demon talking with those strange people in the hall. Although the words were very weird, the six-eared macaque still realized the meaning of the lion demon. In short, he I miss a woman.

That's right, although the lion demon lives a rich and worry-free life, it is not necessarily spiritual.

The six-eared macaque, who thought that as long as he found a "companion" for Lu Xian, he would be able to settle the cause and effect, was full of excitement and began to look for a suitable partner for the lion demon.

Soon, he found a suitable target, Di Ying!

This girl's face is full of beauty, she is absolutely beautiful, looking at her spirit, there is a hidden majestic charm gushing out, obviously her life experience has a different origin, it just so happens that this girl is familiar with Huang Shijing, so I don't need to introduce the six-eared macaque .

With rich experience, the six-eared macaque can tell at a glance that Di Ying has long been secretly in love with the lion monster.

But the lion demon seems to have no affection for Di Ying.

So, the six-eared macaque decided to help Di Ying 'capture' the lion demon. In view of (ajai) the lion's gluttonous and sleepy characteristics, he thought of a way, that is, to ask Di Ying to deliver food to the lion demon every day!

Among the mortal world, there is a famous saying, 'If you want to grasp a man's heart, you must first grasp his stomach. '

This sentence is also not without reason.

Even if he couldn't hold his stomach, as long as he insisted on delivering meals, Huang Shijing got used to being with her, so naturally he didn't want to leave Di Ying.

"Can you do it?"

The six-eared macaque still remembered the look of the girl from Tianzhu, whose eyes lit up when she heard about this plan, but she was extremely worried.

"Absolutely!"

Facing Di Ying's doubts, the six-eared macaque said affirmatively.

At least... at the time it was certain.

But after another period of snooping, the six-eared macaque began to doubt his speculation.

"There's nothing good about Coke."

"Ah, after chilling, it's so refreshing, I love Coke so much!"

It's hard to imagine that these two sentences with completely opposite meanings came from the lion demon's mouth.

And there are many conflicting words and behaviors like this in the lion demon. For example, he clearly said to Di Ying, "It is unhealthy to eat meat all the time, let's eat some green once in a while." But when Di Ying really According to his instructions, replace all the meals with vegetables and radishes.

The face of the yellow lion spirit changed in an instant. Although he finished all the dishes in the end, the sullen expression was far from the relish and comfort that he had when eating meat.

In addition, Huang Shijing often does something that confuses monkeys, that is, he says, "My generation of monks is fighting against the sky and the earth. I can't waste any more time. I will work hard." He spoke boldly, but in the next moment, he immediately collapsed on the soft sleeper and fell into a sound sleep.

Such things as duplicity, inconsistency between words and deeds, and moaning without illness are really too common in Huang Shijing's body.

It even made the six-eared macaque wonder for a while, is Nuwa... blind? If not, what aspect of the lion demon did she take a fancy to to accept such an unambitious guy as a disciple?

Suddenly, the six-eared macaque realized again.

Huang Shijing's words about "getting out of the order" at the beginning may be just lip service.

Seeing that the entanglement of cause and effect is getting deeper and deeper, but there is no way to get rid of it, the six-eared macaque is so anxious that the pressure is like a mountain, and its head is as big as a bell.

And just three days ago.

When he ventured to spy on the chaos, he finally found out the entanglement of the lion demon, and that was the real Yuding!

That's right, the mysterious big Luo who knocked Po Meng unconscious, took away the soup pot, and beat Daoist Yuding half to death, so that his spirit died forever, was none other than the six-eared macaque.

This time, he bet right.

The disciple of the sage can't be killed, but it's just that he can't be killed. After turning the jade cauldron into a fool, the six-eared macaque suddenly discovered that the causal line between him and the lion demon... disappeared.

……

Hilltop Villa.

"A pot?"

Di Ying walked around the soup pot that Lu Mi brought out, looked up and down, but couldn't figure out why Lu Mi gave Lu Xian a pot.

"I think City Lord Lu will be very happy to see you."

Seeing Di Ying's suspicious look, Lu Mi smiled meaningfully.

It can be regarded as the last gift for the lion demon before parting!

He once probed the underworld with his fairy ears, and heard that Lu Xian seemed to be very interested in the "Forgetting Soul Soup". However, the "Forgetting Soul Soup" had been used up by him, but the pot for cooking the "Forgetting Soul Soup" was still there .

"Okay, I should go too."

"Go, where are you going?"

"Just take a walk around."

……

After a brief farewell to Di Ying, the six-eared macaque left the villa.

At the foot of the mountain, he suddenly stamped his feet and saluted Gao Tian.

Although this ceremony is facing the sky, it is actually paying homage to the saint.

If the Taiqing sage hadn't been confused for a moment, he would be noticed by Yuanshi Tianzun the moment he shot at Yuding, and he would be forever lost...

Chapter 491 "Prehistoric World"

Hell, Naihe Bridge.

On this underworld bridge, there is a small pavilion repaired. In the pavilion, there is a crooked old woman, sitting motionless on a stone bench, as if like a statue, with her cloudy but sharp old eyes , looking at the opposite side coldly... the young man who took out the tables, chairs and benches and started barbecue on the Naihe Bridge.

"Come on, let's eat together, you've been staring at me for a long time, are you tired?"

Lu Xian lightly shook the bamboo fan, controlled the heat with mana, turned the skewers with his hand to make them evenly heated, and sprinkled cumin, chili powder, sesame, chopped walnuts... and other spices with his spiritual thoughts~.

Accompanied by the sound of "sizzling" oil, in an instant, there was a strong smell of fireworks on the Naihe bridge, which made people salivate and sniff.

"Old lady p...ah no, it's auntie, don't you really want to have a bunch?"

After throwing the burning charcoal into the Wangchuan River, Boss Lu had a thought, put the grill back into the storage bag, and then took out two bottles of iced Leopard beer.

The so-called Leopard Beer is just an abbreviation, and its full name is Leopard Head Mountain Beer. In this mythical world, Boss Lu can even pour out Coke, and beer fermented with grains is naturally no problem.

As the saying goes, beer + barbecue is better than living gods.

Holding the idea that there is nothing that a barbecue can't solve, Lu Xian came to the underworld, intending to ask Granny Meng to have a rub, in order to ask the old woman's forgiveness... what a ghost!

"I've said it all, I wasn't the one who knocked you out, and I wasn't the one who stole your soup pot. Why don't you believe me?"

Biting down a string of mutton hard, Lu Xian looked at Granny Meng's expression of "convinced that you are a thief", and was really speechless.

"Empress Pingxin said that even she couldn't figure out the origin of the pot thief. When she watched the secrets of the sky with supernatural power, she could only see a hazy chaos. In the six reincarnations, Empress Pingxin has With the mighty power of a saint, being able to hide from her detection can only show that the one who conceals the secret is also a saint.

And I thought about it, looking at the Three Realms, only you, the disciple of Nuwa Saint who is also hazy and chaotic, can match the characteristics of the pot thief. "

Granny Meng spoke seriously.

A set of analysis, well-founded, also made Lu Xian even more speechless.

"So you think I'm a pot thief?"

"That's right, because when we first met, you revealed your covetousness for the Wanghun Soup, and the Wanghun Soup can only be brewed in a Nether Pot. You must have been rejected by the old man and secretly held a grudge, so you planned this incident." Regarding the matter of seizing the pot, this innocent appearance is intended to paralyze the old body, right?"

Meng Po sneered, and the more she talked, the more she felt that this was the case, "Let me just say it, you may be able to deceive Empress Pingxin, but you will definitely not be able to deceive Old Man. For a long time, now I just ask you to return the Nether Pot to the underworld as soon as possible, you must know that if any evil spirits take advantage of this pot to act recklessly, it will definitely be a catastrophe in the Three Realms!"

"..."

Boss Lu, whose eating rhythm was interrupted by Granny Meng's words, glanced at the old woman's resolute expression of "If you don't hand over the pot, you should apologize to the creatures of the three realms", Lu Xian took a deep breath. Take a breath.

After repeated deep breaths, he finally suppressed the urge to punch the old woman.

Man is a contradictory creature.

Boss Lu hated that mysterious Da Luo who beat Granny Meng but made him blame him, but he suddenly felt that that guy's beating...was too light!

"I swear to God, if I steal the pot, I will be struck by lightning when I go out!"

In order to prove his innocence, Lu Xian swore a poisonous oath to destroy the wolf in front of Po Meng.

Granny Meng, who is well versed in the prudence of lion demons, saw Boss Lu dare to swear the oath of heaven, and for a while, her original awe-inspiring gaze became no longer awe-inspiring. The guess in her heart began to waver, and she couldn't help wondering if she was really wrong It's a good monster.

"Besides, it's just a shame. Don't take the matter so seriously. Don't brag about the catastrophe of the Three Realms."

After taking the poisonous oath, Boss Lu continued to drink and roll his eyes at Granny Meng.

"You don't understand, the Nether Pot is a meritorious treasure of the underworld, the soup of forgetting the soul..."

"Have the ability to remember people clearly and return to the wisdom of babies." Lu Xian interjected, "Don't even think about it, the taste of Wanghun Soup is so strong that ordinary people don't need to drink it, just smell it and your soul will become blank , and the monks will definitely not drink indiscriminately when they see this soup is weird.

If there is really some crooked way to harm the Three Realms with Wanghun Tang, what is his purpose?Turn a group of gods and gods into mentally handicapped?But if you want to feed these gods, this crooked way must at least have the power to crush them, right?

And if they can crush them, wouldn’t it be easier to pour some soup, directly imprint them with a mark of enslavement, or kill them..."

Listening to Boss Lu's rational analysis, Po Meng was dumbfounded and speechless. Finally, she had to say "strong words and reason", closed her eyes, and pretended to be a stone statue.

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After Lu Xian put all the dry rice from a table of small barbecues into his belly, he immediately threw all the leftovers into the Wangchuan River, and then silently transported [Tongyou] to escape from the underworld in a leisurely manner.