The king of Tianzhu Kingdom is different, and Di Ying can detect something, how can these veterans not know?
Once there were loyal ministers who distributed silver taels widely, prayed to the Buddha, and wanted to do a ritual for the king to drive away evil spirits, but after the king found out, those loyal ministers all disappeared.There are also people who can't see the king's recent behavior and speak out to persuade the king, but they are thrown into the dungeon by the king in a rage, and suffer from dampness, hunger and cold all day long.
Many officials and people chose to flee Tianzhu because they were afraid of the king.
But there are also many people who still stay in Tianzhu Kingdom. They are either born in this land and do not want to leave, or they are loyal to the royal family and look forward to the day when the king will change their minds, or they are praying for an expert to expel evil spirits... In short, all living beings have their own perseverance.
"My name is Xiao Yan."
The monk named 'Xiao Yan' scratched his head, a sense of foolishness rushed over his face, the eyelids of the officials twitched, and he felt aggrieved and distressed for the future of the princess.
The monks bathe in the aura of the world and absorb the essence of the sun and the moon.
It can be said that no matter how ordinary a person is (ajah), as long as they step into the realm of refining and transforming Qi, they will become a bit more pleasing to the eye after some cleansing.
Therefore, except for those cultivators who practice sorcery and...the most ugly monks, there are generally no ugly people among practitioners. Coincidentally, Xiao Yan in front of him is a very ugly person .
"Then where are you from?"
"I come from the Cihang Temple in the shadow of the Buddha in the Lingshan Mountain of Western Heaven."
"Are you a monk?"
"It's an ordinary person who has not yet graduated, and can still marry a wife."
"You...forget it, this is your number plate, take it in!"
The official wanted to reject this big fool named 'Xiao Yan', but he didn't dare to disobey the king's order, so he had no choice but to hand over Xiao Yan a qualification token.
Martial arts competitions will start after the registration is over.
During the period, people will reserve seats day and night in front of the registration office to handle the admission procedures for monks from all over the world.
Lu Xian, who stayed in the infield, counted the time boredly, thinking about the several long lines he saw before, and estimated that it would take an hour to end.
An hour is very short, but it's not a problem to be in a daze, after all, the audience in the live broadcast room can't wait for such a long time.
"It's not my strong point to tell jokes and chatter. It seems that I must create some live broadcast effects!"
Thinking of this, Lu Xian's eyes flashed, turning into a streamer, and quietly escaped from the infield.
Finding a hiding place, Lu Xian transformed himself into a bald young man dressed in white and holding a folding fan.
When Lu Xian showed the public with his new image, the tourists in the live broadcast room were stunned, not understanding what he was going to do.
And Lu Xian didn't explain, but just walked towards the registration office lightly.
"What's your name?"
It was the same official, and saw a young man in white clothes approaching, although his appearance was not handsome, he looked like a bald donkey, but compared to those miserable people, he was more pleasing to the eye.
"My name is Ye Bufan."
"Where are you from?"
"I come from Cihang Temple, the place where the Buddha is shaded in Lingshan, West Heaven."
Cihang Temple?
The official frowned, but he vaguely felt that the place name was familiar. After all, there were so many applicants, and he was just a mortal, so it was impossible to remember everyone's names and where they came from.
"go in."
After handing over the identity card to Ye Bufan, the officials let him go.
It was only then that the tourists in the live broadcast room belatedly realized what Lu Xian was going to do.
'Xiao Yan, why did you become another person to sign up for the competition?And who is this Ye Bufan? '
The bullet screens were swarming densely, and Lu Xian could only choose to answer, "This Ye Bufan is a close friend of mine. I suddenly thought of him on a whim, and I changed into his appearance. As for why you have to sign up again, you I'll find out later."
……
Inside a teahouse.
Di Ying, Suan Ni and Snow Lion, one man and two monsters sat here silently, silently waiting for Lu Xian to come back.
But after waiting for a long time, they still didn't see Lu Xian, and the three of them became a little impatient.
"What the hell is Brother Huang Shi doing? Why haven't you come back yet?"
Snow Lion muttered, and silently took out his mobile phone to relieve his boredom.
Although there is a law in the Tianzhu Kingdom, the people of the Tianzhu Kingdom are not allowed to buy things from Leopard Head Mountain. Once it is discovered that someone has opened a light and movie theater in private, or sold mobile phones, and used them publicly, etc., once discovered, they will be severely punished. .
But that being said, today the Zhu kingdom is in turmoil, the king is insane, and the people are in panic all day long. Even if they see foreign businessmen carrying mobile phones, no one will report to the government to meddle in their own business.
"This is……"
Skillfully clicked on the forum, and opened the animation section skillfully. After finding that the comics he liked were still not updated, Snow Lion sighed, and silently quit the animation section, intending to visit other sections. As a result, he found that the forum Suddenly, there is something called the live broadcast area.
With a curious mind, Snow Lion opened the live broadcast area, and was stunned when he saw it.
"Brother Suanni, come and see!"
Looking at Di Ying with a strange expression, Snow Lion ran to Suan Ni's side while transmitting his spiritual thoughts to Suan Ni.
After Suan Ni saw the picture that came into view, she couldn't help but startled slightly, showing the same surprised expression as the snow lion.
"What are you looking at, I want to see too."
Seeing the strange expressions of the two lions, Di Ying became curious and was about to get up and move over to watch them together.
"No!" x2
It can be seen that Di Ying came, Suan Ni and Xue Shi shook their heads quickly, took back their mobile phones, and said firmly in unison.
Di Ying's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and she felt more and more that the two monsters were hiding something from her, so she made up random excuses, ran to the side hall, and then... took out a mobile phone from the gauze waist wrap around her waist.
This mobile phone was given to her by Lu Xian two years ago.
During the recent period, Di Ying has also looked at several sections of the mobile phone, so when the live broadcast area was launched, she discovered this new section that suddenly appeared at a glance.
With a half-curious, half-doubt mentality, Di Ying clicked on the live broadcast...
……
……
After 'Ye Bufan' entered the infield.
For the effect of the live broadcast, and at the same time to satisfy his own evil taste, Lu Xian, with a thought, used the magical power of all phenomena to split into a man with a strange appearance.
The perspective of the photo pearl shifted to this man.
I saw this man fly to the sidelines with a flash of a rainbow, lined up again, and started to register again.
"This person's name is Li Baye, and he is also a close friend of mine."
After Lu Xian's avatar said something briefly to the camera, he continued to line up. Relying on his own good self-cultivation, whenever he wanted to jump in line and the other party refused to accept it, Lu Xian would release a cultivation base that was one level higher than the other party's. The other party was convinced, and after a while, he came to the front again.
"What's your name?"
"Li Baye."
"From where?"
"I come from Cihang Temple, the place where the Buddha is shaded in Lingshan, West Heaven."
Is it Cihang Temple again?
The official was taken aback. No matter how bad his memory was, it wasn't so bad that he couldn't remember the same place name three times.
Not surprisingly, Li Baye won the card and passed.
But Lu Xian couldn't stop playing. After entering the infield, he split into a new clone.
……
"My name is Gu Chensha."
"Where are you from?"
"I come from the land of the Buddha's shadow in the Lingshan Mountain of Western Heaven..."
"The Cihang Temple in the Buddha's Shadow, right?"
"Hey, how do you know?"
Looking at the short man with a dark complexion who was less than five feet tall in front of him, the official frowned tightly.
"It's okay, you go in!"
Not long after Gu Chensha entered the arena, not long after, another ugly man appeared.
"What's your name?"
"My name is Lin Fudo..."
Next, the officials continued to go through the formalities for the contestant, but his face gradually became numb, and he felt as if he had stabbed Cihang Temple's nest.
First came Xiao Yan, then came Ye Bufan, and then came Gu Chensha, Tang Si, Wei Youxian, Lan Wangji, Bai Hechou, Chishuiduan, Fengyun Youji, Chenxi, Ye Hugh, Wang Sen, Bai Dachun...
Looking up at the blue sky, the official held his forehead helplessly. He was curious and sighed, where exactly is this Cihang Temple kneeling down?
How could there be so many strange crooked melons and dates!
The tourists who watched the live broadcast were also stunned. They saw Lu Xian's constant clones at first, and they were still wondering what he was going to do.
But gradually, it seems to understand.
That's right, Lu Xian's purpose is very simple!
Martial arts competitions are too boring to recruit relatives, so he plans to open more than a dozen vests, and when the next martial arts competition recruits relatives, he will use the strength of beating a group of monks to make all the vests enter the top sixteen. It's interesting to think about it. .
Chapter 295: Inviting Countless Ugly Men to Bow!
A serious contest is impossible.
A live broadcast needs a gimmick. If there is no gimmick, the audience will feel bored and leave. Once the audience is lost, it means that the will will also be lost.
Therefore, in order to fire the first shot in the live broadcast section, Boss Lu resolutely went into the sea, and broadcasted a live broadcast to many mobile phone users in the three worlds to make a big fuss and recruit relatives!
……
Infield.
"Contestants who have obtained the number plate, please take their seats and prepare to start the second round of assessment, the way of a gentleman!"
A white-haired veteran looked at the contestants with fierce faces and shouted coldly.
"Why is there still an assessment?"
"Isn't martial arts a competition for recruiting relatives? How can you talk about the way of a gentleman?"
"That is to say, I have brute force, and I don't know a lot of Chinese characters. I think you are making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger..."
The old minister's request caused all the contestants to frown and yell and curse.
"Let me tell you, my princess of Tianzhu, her husband can be ugly, but his character must pass the test!" The old minister was stooped and small, but he looked at the group of tall warriors and monks without fear. Eye to eye with everyone.
"The Way of the Gentleman came from Nanbu Prefecture. It is also called the Six Arts of the Gentleman, which are Li, Yue, Yu, Numerous, Shu, and Shooting. Those who can pass these are not difficult to prove a person's character.
But if you haven't even recited the principles of books such as "The Analects of Confucius", "University", "Humanities", and "Sincerity and Filial Piety", how can I trust you?Watching the princess in jeopardy because of a foolish order, how can we, my subjects, be worthy of the country that was born and raised here! "
Glancing at the crooked people, the old minister pointed angrily at a few people, "Why are you glaring at me? Could it be that you refuse to accept it, and if you refuse to accept it, just show me proof! And you, you are the one who scolded me just now, and uttered swear words Not to mention, the ridiculous thing is that you can't even take care of your own clothes, how can you take care of others..."
Some officials heard the old minister's disrespectful words to the king, so they couldn't help tugging at the corner of his clothes in fear, but the old minister was indifferent, and just confronted the contestants with wide-eyed eyes.
The king's order was to choose an ugly man as the husband of the princess, and there was no such thing as a gentleman's test.
The so-called way of a gentleman is just a checkpoint set up by some courtiers for the princess in spite of their disrespectful reputation.
As the old minister said, the husband-in-law of the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom may not be a hero among men, and he may be ugly, but he must have a good character, at least he will treat the princess well.
As courtiers, the only thing they can do for the princess is this.
……
in the live room.
Lu Xian's photo bead projected and played everything that happened in the infield.
The playful barrage was much less at this moment.
The old official was not very good looking and didn't know his name, but his heartfelt words made countless audience feel inexplicable.
The new viewers didn't know why the old man was so angry, and some users who were near Tianzhu Kingdom used barrage to tell countless creatures who watched the live broadcast together about the recent strangeness of Tianzhu Kingdom.
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