Journey to the West: Leopard Head Mountain Entertainment Company

"Lu Lei."

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"Lu Lei!"

"Lu Lei?"

……

After a long time of no response, Liu Xi shook his head. Just as he was about to write the word absent after Lu Lei's name, he suddenly heard footsteps outside.

"arrive."

I saw a boy running into the classroom like a diving fish, found a seat and sat down carelessly.

"You should apologize to sir."

"That's right, it's too rude."

"Why are you late on the first day of school..."

The children sitting around Lu Lei frowned and said to Lu Lei in a low voice.

In this regard, Lu Lei shrugged his shoulders, with a look of indifference.

Perhaps it was because the first day of class started, and Liu Xi, who was a new teacher, didn't want to impress the students as a strict teacher. After he told Lu Lei to pay attention next time, he continued to read the roster.

......................................

"Today, we will learn ten characters."

After knowing the names of all the students in the class, Liu Xi started today's lecture.

"People, one stroke and one stroke are human beings."

After Liu Xi wrote the herringbone on the blackboard, he added an extra horizontal line, turning the herringbone into a big character, and taught the students the meaning of the big character.

After the students knew the meaning of the word, Liu Xi added an extra horizontal line to the big character, which became the word Tian.

"The sky above our heads is just this character, and if the character "Tian" protrudes from the nod, it becomes the character "husband". As the saying goes, the character "husband" in it is the character "husband"

As Liu Xi was talking, he suddenly noticed that a student raised his hand, it was Lu Lei who was late for the roll call.

"Teacher, is the big man male or female?"

As soon as this remark came out, Liu Xi couldn't help being startled.

"A real man is naturally a man."

"Then is there any real husband?"

Hearing this, Liu Xi laughed dumbly and said, "Listen to me, classmate, forte refers to a man, and a man also refers to a man. Anyone whose name has a husband, such as fisherman, coachman, and cooker, are all men. Do you understand?"

After Liu Xi's explanation, Lu Lei looked contemplative, "Then...is your wife a man too?"

After the words fell, the children's laughter came from the classroom.

"Madame is a woman!"

"But the teacher just said that Ford refers to men."

"……"seven.

Chapter 281 Do You Know Wrong?

"Furen's husband, the word comes from two people, which means monogamous, so the wife refers to the husband's wife. In the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, there were also male officials who respected the wife, so the wife is not all men! You... understand Yet?"

Lu Lei's innocence left Liu Xi speechless, but he patiently explained.

"I see."

Hearing this, Lu Lei nodded with a face full of confusion.

In class, Liu Xi continued to teach.

"Heavenly Master of the National People's Congress, although the four characters are similar, students, don't confuse them. What I'm going to talk about next is that the characters are numbers."

While talking, Liu Xi wrote the word "one" on the blackboard, from one to six.

I have to say that Liu Xi is a very strange teacher. Ordinary teachers will teach numbers first, and then gradually increase the difficulty to teach students some uncommon characters, but he is against the tradition, first teaching more difficult characters, and then Teach students simple numbers.

"One is the smallest number in arithmetic. For example, there is a sparrow standing outside the window, there is a tree outside, and there is a person on the street. The way to write one is also very simple, just like this horizontal painting..."

Before Liu Xi finished speaking, a student raised his hand, and that student...was Lu Lei again.

"please say."

"Teacher, why is the one horizontal? When I played the Immortal Sword card, the one I saw was vertical?"

"There are thousands of kinds of characters in the world, and it is normal for each to have different arithmetic and form."

"That's it."

Tapping on the blackboard, Liu Xi pointed at two, "This is the even number "nine nine three". For example, a chicken has two legs, and a human has two legs..."

Just as he was talking, he realized that another classmate raised his hand, and it was still that Lu Lei!

"Speaking!"

"Teacher, why do chickens have two legs?"

"..."

"This is three. We stretch out our hand, press down two fingers, and there are still three fingers standing upright."

"Teacher, why is three called three instead of four? Why do we have three fingers and not four, five, six, or seven?"

"..."

It wasn't until the crisp bell rang that Liu Xi announced the end of get out of class with a sense of relief.

After saying 'goodbye, sir', the students rushed out of the classroom.

Looking at the group of young children passing by, Liu Xi smiled, quickly put away the textbooks, and left the place quickly.

Liu Xi didn't know how the other teachers were in class, but he didn't know if he met a student like Lu Lei who was naive or... dull-minded!

It really gave Liu Xi a headache and a sense of helplessness. In just three quarters of an hour, he felt physically and mentally haggard.

……

Xiniu Hezhou, Yeyun Country.

Sensing the danger of falling on a whim, the Bull Demon King took his two brothers and left Wanling City without daring to stay for a moment.

The higher the cultivation base, the more afraid of death.

Although it is said that the true spirit of the Da Luo Jinxian is immortal, this immortality means that after the fall of the Da Luo, no matter how many times he is reborn, he can remember the secret of his previous life and return to the peak quickly. , then it should be extinguished or it will be extinguished.

It can make the Great Luo Jinxian, the Bull Demon King, feel a sense of crisis, and think of the robber's strength, which must be far stronger than him!

At first, the Bull Demon King wanted to sacrifice to the gods and call his name, so he begged the former Jiejiao disciples in the heaven to protect him a little bit, and work together with him to resist the killing and calamity and resolve the calamity.

But he never thought that Sha Jie disappeared inexplicably before he ran far from Wanling City?

This murder came and went suddenly.

Simply inexplicable!

But after all, it is a blessing to be less entangled in murder and calamity. Thinking of this, the Bull Demon King's mood became brighter. He turned into a human form, and under the leadership of his second brother Jiao Demon King, he spent time and wine in a red building in a human country. Celebrating his bizarre encounter.

"Brother, who are you chatting with? Princess Yumian?"

The macaque king was not interested in women, he pushed away a woman with a powdered face, ate the peaches and fruits on the plate, and asked about the bull devil seemingly inadvertently.

"No, I was chatting with Luo Sha. I was telling her that the demon world has been in turmoil recently, and all kinds of things are entangled. After the troubles are resolved, I will definitely go back to Cuiyun Mountain to see her."

On the generous chest, lay three women, and the Bull Demon King, who was full of lip marks, was enjoying the tender, soft, and fragrant service, while affectionately replying to his wife.

'Who is Zixia? '

Soon, as the phone buzzed, a reply letter from Princess Iron Fan popped up on the screen.

Bull Demon King has two wives, Princess Yumian lives in Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain, while Princess Iron Fan lives in Bajiao Cave of Cuiyun Mountain.

To get to Cuiyun Mountain, you have to go through Huoyan Mountain.

Of course, the little monsters on Leopard Head Mountain are not capable of walking thousands of miles to the Flame Mountain. After all, the Flame Mountain was formed by the fire of the Bagua furnace. If you can fly through the clouds and fog, or you have a heat-avoiding magic weapon to defend yourself, otherwise, even a monk who is in the realm of refining the void and combining the Tao will not be able to stop the scorching heat.

The reason why Princess Iron Fan can use the mobile phone is because the Bull Demon King sent an earth fairy under his command to send it over.

'Ma'am, listen to my explanation, the light and shadow story is all fake, it can't be true, I don't know Zixia at all. '

After some chatting, Princess Iron Fan at the other end of Fetion slowly sent a paragraph of words.

'When are you going home?I haven't seen you for 30 years. '

'Come on, come on, I'll go back to see my wife right away after I finish my chores. '

After Shennian finished writing Feixin, the Bull Demon King smiled and put the phone aside, flirting with the woman in the Red Mansion in his arms.

The true color of a male, after being a husband, is even more colorful.

The Bull Demon King loves Rakshasa, and also loves Yumian. The reason why he has two beautiful wives, and he still remembers the woman from the human country, is because the Bull Demon King wants to see if there is something strange about the physical structure of the human woman and the goblin... …and nothing else!

"Yanzhi, Qing'er, quickly feed me the grapes, and wait. Wait, money is indispensable."

The Bull Demon King sipped the wine and smiled recklessly, but after finishing speaking, he hadn't seen the woman in his arms move for a long time, and he couldn't help feeling suspicious.

Seeing this, it was very strange, the woman in the room seemed to have been immobilized, motionless, and at some point, two figures suddenly appeared in the room.

"Who are you?"

The two men, one big and one small, were dressed in black robes, surrounded by a layer of magical power, blocking the exploration of their spiritual consciousness.

"Bull Demon King, do you know your mistake?"

The leader, the tall man in black robe, did not answer the Bull Demon King's question, but asked him instead.

"You know what's wrong but don't know what's wrong!"

"I ask you, do you know your mistake?"

The man in black asked again.

Seeing this, the irritable Jiao Demon King couldn't help but waved his claws and shot a flame at the man in black.

"Pretending to be a ghost, it's inexplicable!"

Flood Demon King's blow was tyrannical. Although he loved beauty, he didn't take the life of the woman in the red building seriously. His strike was like thunder, and he wanted to link the man in black to the half-human kingdom. Destroy together.

"Are you guilty?"

Like a mud cow falling into the sea, water pouring into the fire, the man in black just exhaled lightly, and then blew the flames of the Jiao Demon King into bits and pieces, before disappearing.

Seeing this situation, the pupils of the three monsters shrank, and the tens of thousands of years of tacit understanding between the brothers allowed them to use their magic power, summoned the spirit treasure, and rushed towards the two black-robed men together.

then……

He was slapped by the man in black, and was sent flying at a faster speed.

The Bull Demon King has the strongest cultivation and is also the first person to stabilize his figure. He grabbed the two brothers who were knocked into the air, and looked at the man in black in the human country from a distance, and couldn't help feeling cold in his heart. .

Da Luo Jinxian is not a weed on the ground, but in front of this black-robed man, he is like an ant, easily breaking his offensive.

"This dog is thorny, withdraw!"

"Good!" x2

The three monsters are famous for their viciousness, and they are all arrogant demon saints who fight against heaven and earth, but arrogance does not mean that they have no brains. The strength of this black-robed man is obviously crushed by them. .........

Watching the three monsters turn into flying rainbows and go away.

The little black-robed man next to the black-robed man slowly took off his mask, revealing a fat baby face.

Looking at the man in black robe beside him, or the Patriarch Styx, Honghaier couldn't help asking, "Who are you?"

During the several months of getting along with Styx, the profound knowledge that Styx displayed, the powerful mana that was unintentionally revealed, the body stronger than the magic weapon... and many other strange things, so that the red boy has always had an illusion that this is called The Taoist of Styx may be a more powerful monk than his father!

And the more he came into contact with, the more he believed in this.

A few days ago, after watching "A Chinese Journey to the West", Minghe said that he was going to kill the Bull Demon King, which frightened the red boy into a fright, and he pleaded for a long time before letting the strange Taoist let go of killing his father. idea.

But even so, Styx did not want to easily spare his father, saying that he would keep staring at the Bull Demon King until he admitted his mistake before letting him go.

Because he cared about his father and was afraid that his father would be in danger, Hong Haier proposed to go to the Bull Demon King with Styx, and the scene just now happened.

"I am Styx, your grandfather."