With the sound of the 'Bull Demon King' falling, raging flames ignited all around, and the roar of thunder resounded, setting off the momentum of his words to the extreme.
Seeing this perfect performance, the goat interviewer's eyes lit up and he clapped his hands vigorously, feeling extremely satisfied.
On the other hand, the Bull Demon King has black lines all over his head. When he heard the actor who played the role of "Bull Demon King" use his appearance to yell "Even Sanqing can't convince me", he was majestic. Da Luo Jinxian was almost untenable.
"See, this is the real Bull Demon King!"
The goat interviewer wanted to pat the Bull Demon King on the shoulder, but found that he was too tall, so he withdrew his hand resentfully, and comforted him in a warm voice.
"Give up, the pattern is determined by the sky. Sometimes the gap between people is farther than the sky and the earth. Alas, you are not suitable for the role of the Bull Demon King. Please go back. If you are not willing, maybe you can go to other roles Take a look at the test office, maybe there will be something suitable for you..."
Bull Demon King: "...".
Chapter 271
"In such an important place as the refining room, there is not even a restriction?"
Lu Mi sneaked into the refining room, he couldn't believe how smooth the process was.
His ears moved slightly, and he listened quietly to every corner of Nuo Da's refining room. After making sure that there were no magic circle traps or hidden monks here, Lu Mi went to the Sumeru mustard library where the magic tools were stored. go.
"It's time to change shifts in two quarters of an hour. Today is another fulfilling day. When we eat noodles later, we will order an extra bowl to reward ourselves."
Outside the door of the refining room, there stood a pig-headed demon.
Although the pig-headed demon did not open his mouth to speak, Lu Mi heard his heartfelt voice.
"Ridiculous and pathetic!"
Listening to the simple thoughts of the little pig-headed demon, Lu Mi shook his head and sneered. The reason why he called the pig-headed demon ridiculous was because he had already sneaked into the refining room, but the pig-creature didn't notice it. Even though he is a demon clan, he doesn't think about making progress, and he cultivates quietly. Instead, he is obsessed with eating three meals a day like ordinary people.
Rather than saying that he is a monster, it is better to say that he is a person wearing a monster's skin.
No, it's not just the pig demon, the monsters in the entire Wanling City are very sad!
In the ancient times, the monster clan fought against the heavens and the earth, and its power shook the prehistoric world. "[-]" was an era when the weak preyed on the strong. In order to survive, for opportunities, and for spiritual treasures, every monster clan is working hard to cultivate and do their best to fight for themselves. war.
Looking back at future generations, it is an indisputable fact that today's Yaozu has declined.
But Lu Mi never imagined that the monsters in Wanling City were worse than the monsters outside, and fell down to this place, just like ordinary people!
They obviously have a lot of time to practice, there are obviously a lot of exercises to choose from, and there are also many monsters who accept disciples in the city to preach. Since the beginning of time, the experience of practice has been sorted out by the former. It's so easy!
But even so, why are there still Yaozu who would rather waste their time, raising animals, fishing, planting, and working like ordinary people, rather than devoting their energies to spiritual practice! ?
Lu Mi's fist was tightly clenched, and the sharp nails even pierced the Dharma body, bleeding out scarlet blood.
He is hating, hating these later generations of monster races for being useless!
I'm also jealous, jealous that they can practice, why don't they cherish this opportunity! ?
Beads of blood dripped to the ground.
Like a ray of scarlet falling into the water, it pulled Lu Mi's thoughts back to the distant past.
It was an era of ignorance and chaos.
All sentient beings only know how to breathe out spiritual energy, and devote themselves to cultivating hard, but they don't know the geometry of the great way, how much mystery, until one day, flowers fall from the sky, golden lotuses spring from the ground, and a majestic and mighty voice resounds throughout the prehistoric world.
"My name is Hongjun. I have now enlightened to the Dao and proved to be Hunyuan. After a hundred years, I will teach the Dao 33 and the side door [-] in the Zixiao Palace outside the [-]rd Chongtian. Anyone who is predestined can come and listen to the Tao."
For a time, the prehistoric world was boiling, and countless beings were shocked by Hongjun's great wisdom and great power, and even more powerful people yearned for it, and immediately flew to the 33rd heaven, wanting to listen to the sermon in the Zixiao Palace.
All sentient beings have the heart towards the Tao.
However, there are only a handful of people who can survive the turbulence outside the sky.
A spirit monkey born less than a thousand years ago with six ears longed to go to Zixiao Palace and listen to the preaching of the great immortal named Hongjun, but he was so weak that he was so weak that he could ride the clouds and ride the fog. It can't even be used, let alone cross the 33rd layer, I am afraid that a random gust of wind can blow it out of its wits.
Therefore, the spirit monkey rolled its eyes and thought of a way.
After the hundred-year period came, he pricked up his six ears and concentrated his mind, trying to eavesdrop on the voice of preaching in Zixiao Palace.
But he had just listened to a few words, and suddenly there was a thunder in his ears.
"The law is not passed on to the six ears!"
After that, Ren Linghou had extraordinary six ears and was able to hear the voices of all things, but he could no longer hear anything related to cultivation.
And Hongjun, who taught the Dao method in Zixiao Palace, was hailed as the teacher of heaven and earth by all living beings in later generations, and called the ancestor of Taoism.
Of the three thousand guests in Zixiao Palace, all of them are powerful.
The spirit monkey wants to seek the Tao from these powerful masters, but who dares to accept them as disciples under the order of the Taoist ancestor?
The prehistoric land is vast and boundless. Spirit monkeys walk through mountains, swim across rivers, eat and sleep in the open, just to seek the way, but they have spent countless hours, but they still can't find a teacher.
The words of the Taoist ancestor completely cut off the spiritual monkey's way of seeking Tao.
It was only because of ignorant eavesdropping that it caused such serious consequences.
The spirit monkey regrets day and night, but he is more unwilling than regretful!
Thousands of years have passed.
The creatures born together with the spirit monkey have already cultivated the fruit of immortality, and even those with extraordinary talents have even glimpsed the secret of the golden fairy, but the spirit monkey is still in the state of refining the gods, and has no clue what to do next.
Millions of years, tens of millions of years have passed.
Coming out of Zixiao Palace, Emperor Jun and Donghuang Taiyi announced to the prehistoric world that they have set up a demon court, and all demons can enter it.
Hearing this news, hope was rekindled in the spirit monkey's heart. He went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, and exchanged all his belongings for a vine seed that can reach the sky from other monsters.
Along the vines, the spirit monkey climbed and climbed for several yuan, and finally came to the demon court.
Every day outside the gate of the Demon Court, he guarded the passage of Emperor Jun and Donghuang Taiyi. This guard lasted for 9000 years, and finally made him wait until Donghuang Taiyi. A superficial method of practice.
But who would have thought that the Eastern Emperor Taiyi laughed wildly, mocking him as an ant, with a high-minded heart but overestimated what he could do. After speaking, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi lifted his foot and kicked it, and the strong wind from the kick blew the monkeys away by hundreds of millions. Thousands of miles away, it took 200 years to fly before falling into the sea and taking his life.
And after this incident, the hope of the spirit monkey was completely cut off.
He hated, hated the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, hated those powerful beings, and even more hated that Weiran who said that "the law is not passed on to the six ears"!
Since there is no one to preach, he will explore by himself!
In this way, a Yuanhui passed, and the spirit monkey became an earth immortal.
After five yuanhuis, conflicts gradually arose among the liches, and the spirit monkey also felt the shackles of the gods.
I don't know how many yuan will pass, and the mountain will fall, and the lich will rise up. The Eastern Emperor Taiyi who used to humiliate and humiliate him also died in the battle, and the spirit monkey was also promoted to a golden fairy.
So, year after year, dollar after dollar.
Those still living guests of Zixiao Palace have all become quasi-sages who are famous in the three worlds, and after countless years, the cultivation of the spirit monkey has reached 0 in the middle stage of the Taiyi Golden Immortal...... ..
One day, he heard a loud noise from Huaguo Mountain, and a stone monkey broke out of the rock.
As a monkey, the spirit monkey has been watching the stone monkey silently. He heard that the stone monkey has become the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain; he heard that the stone monkey wants the magic of longevity, and it took only ten years to find it. Immortal fate; after hearing the stone monkey, it took another ten years to cultivate into a golden immortal.
Then I heard the stone monkey making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, swallowing a pot of elixir, and promoted to the middle stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal!
It only took the stone monkey more than a dozen years to reach the level that the spirit monkey reached by plundering all resources, going crazy countless times, and immersing himself in hard work!
500 years later, when Avalokitesvara confided to the stone monkey his plan to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West.
Envious of the stone monkey to the point of madness, the spirit monkey also had an idea, he wants to wait for an opportunity, become a stone monkey, and accept it instead!
……
"There is no restriction even in the warehouse where the magical artifacts are stored?"
Lu Mi clicked his tongue in wonder.
He looked at the magical instruments in the warehouse, but he didn't see the imaginary "swords, guns and sticks". What caught his eyes were strangely shaped tables, erected round warehouses, and a group of tower-like But too short objects.
"This is all crooked, how can someone be idle practicing such useless things!?"
As an outsider who has only been in Wanling City for less than seven days, because he has been busy with filming, Lu Mi doesn't know the battle platform, game room, signal base station and other objects, but he has come all the time, and returning empty-handed is not his style.
"Touch and die."
Just as Lu Mi waved his hand, trying to catch all these strange gadgets in his ears, a cold voice suddenly sounded in the empty refining room.
how is this possible! ?
Lu Mi's pupils shrank, and he followed Yin to see a man with black hair and black robe walking slowly in the dark shadows.
The man's eyes were dark and dull, even more silent than the night. He watched Lu Mi quietly. An indescribable terror and danger rose from Lu Mi's heart. 0.7 A state of mind that is as firm as a rock, is almost unstable by this person's glance, almost going crazy!
"Oh? Interesting, to be able to see a creature with such a deep demon nature in the earth fairy world."
The man in black was surprised.
Lu Mi clenched his teeth, channeled enough of his divine thoughts, suppressed the fear in his heart, and fled out of the refining room.
The man in black didn't chase after him, but stretched out his hand, and took the drop of Lu Mi's blood on the ground into his palm, his face showing reverie.
"Master Luo Tian, I just heard some movement in the refining room, but what happened?"
Outside the refining room, the little pig-headed demon ran over with a wheezing sound.
In the dark hall, the brilliance of the magic weapon suddenly lit up, illuminating the whole hall.
"It's okay, I just met a little mouse, and I have already cleaned it up."
Wutian put the blood beads into his robe and said lightly.
"That's good. Since I'm fine, I'll continue to go back to stand guard." The little pig-headed demon breathed a sigh of relief, then patted his chest, and said boldly: "Although I can't guard against mice, please rest assured, Master Luo Tian, as long as there are I, Zhu Yuanyuan, are here, and I promise not to let any youngsters disturb you!"
"Well, I believe you.".
Chapter 272
The next day.
Lu Xian counted the time, and in two quarters of an hour it will be noon, which is when "A Chinese Journey to the West" will be released.
"Let the four-person group of alternative Buddhist scriptures appear in the world, and the blood boils just thinking about it!"
In the previous life, when he watched "A Chinese Journey to the West" for the first time, Boss Lu was still an elementary school monk. Because he was still young at the time, he didn't have the ability to distinguish good movies from bad ones. Xian was not biased by some bad reviews.
In this movie, before being played by a group of lovers and dogs in the later generations as a breakup tearjerker that "I don't know what the movie is like at first, but I'm already a person in the movie", Lu Xian felt that "A Chinese Journey to the West" was very unusual.
Aside from those nonsensical plots, this film uses the name of the characters of Journey to the West to reshape the characters' personalities and plot settings, which also gives people a sense of surprise.
Facts have proved that sometimes the truth is in the hands of elementary school students. More than ten years later, the word-of-mouth of "A Chinese Journey to the West" ushered in a shocking reversal. The original bad reviews disappeared, replaced by rave reviews.
After all, real gold may be temporarily buried, but under the baptism of years, it will finally bloom brightly.
"I don't know what expressions Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong will have when they see this movie?"
Lu Xian stroked his chin and said to himself.
Unknowingly, almost two years have passed since traveling to the world of Journey to the West, and Lu Xian has been silently watching Tang Sanzang from the perspective of God.
He knows the 09 scriptures quite well.
Because, Lu Xian is Tang Sanzang's grandfather in the sea of knowledge, Li Muzhi, the old man who made Tang Sanzang realize that "greater ability comes with greater responsibility", and a conscientious seller who helped Monkey King grow taller.
Not only that, Boss Lu also made a guest appearance on the catastrophe on the way to learn the scriptures, the king of rocks, and the king of thunder and lightning.
Lu Xian, who could switch freely between multiple trumpets, through various overt and indirect observations, knew the person who learned the scriptures clearly, but could be called familiar.
If the film "Journey to the West" is really released, it will definitely have some influence on the scripture learning team.
Before approving the project script, Lu Xian also considered the consequences. After all, play is play and trouble is trouble. If he caused trouble to others because of his own bad taste, it would be really... a bit embarrassing.
Therefore, Lu Xian hesitated for a long time, wondering whether to let "the big talk come to life."
It wasn't until Lu Xian finally made up his mind after receiving the flying letter from the monkey that day.
"Damn monkey, I was so happy drinking high-lego before. I had hundreds of bottles in stock, but I didn't want it!"
Thinking of the message that the monkey sent that day, Boss Lu, who was wearing a stylized vest, couldn't help but burst into anger. He was so angry that he was shaking all over, his hands and feet were cold, could this world be better!
Selling high and Lego is a small business, nothing more than wanting to earn some 72 magic powers, acquired spiritual treasures, spiritual plants like ginseng fruit and so on.
However, the monkey kept his word and said that he wanted to grow to 1.9 meters. As a result, he went crazy for some reason, and stopped when he grew to 1.6 meters!
72 Bian has changed more than a dozen types, and most of them are rubbish supernatural powers such as secluded, cloud-soaring, and water-avoiding. When thinking of the stock piled up in the warehouse, Lu Xian can't help being full of black lines. As a conscientious businessman, Even if the goods are so piled up that they can't be sold, you can't do something detrimental to the quality like "Gao Lego's unsalable help us".
Since monkeys are ruthless, don't blame him for being ruthless!
Counting the time, when noon arrives.
With a thought, Lu Xian immediately uploaded "A Chinese Journey to the West" to the studio.
……
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