……
Time goes back to the present.
There is a line of small words under the film introduction: After watching "He is a Demon", "My Buddha", "The Richest Man in Hezhou, Xiniu", I have learned something and put it into practice. I hope to ask Leopard Head Mountain for advice!
With three points of curiosity, three points of doubt, and four points of watching the excitement.
Lu Xian clicked on this excellent masterpiece published by Xitian Lingshan... "Legend of Crouching Tiger"!
In the beginning of the story, in an ancient temple deep in the mountains, a young monk is knocking on a wooden fish and reciting scriptures. He is a new monk who just became a monk today.
At noon, the little novice was cleaning the temple grounds after having his fast, when he suddenly heard a roar of a tiger resounding through the forest.Listening to the stories of the monks around him, the little novice learned that tigers appeared outside the temple.
One day, the little novice met a tiger, and the tiger wanted to eat him, but he gave the tiger the food, and the tiger let the little novice eat.
The next day, the little novice came out with food again, found the tiger, and gave it half of the food again. …
Day three, day four, day five...
Two years later, due to the long-time feeding and the fact that the little novice would say some Buddhist principles during the feeding process, the tiger was successfully influenced and its ferocity was eliminated.
Because he is often accompanied by fierce tigers, the little novice is also called Fuhu novice.
As the years passed, the novice grew up. He led a tiger to subdue demons everywhere. He killed wolf demons who harmed passers-by in the deep mountains. Evil Lion.
After going through all this, a golden light descended from the sky, and Fuhu monk's merits and virtues were completed... he became a Buddha immediately.
Lu Xian finished watching the whole movie in a daze.
He found himself wasting nearly an hour of precious time.
This "Legend of Fuhu" is not so much a movie as a documentary!
In short, it is a story about a novice who is destined to be a tiger, and after training, he becomes a Buddha.
There are no side plots, no routines, and no streamlined editing. Like an old lady's foot wrap, a large segment of unclear meaning is forced into the audience's eyes.
Boss Lu felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, like a thorn in his back, like a stick in his throat, choking speechlessly.
Lu Xian, who was shocked by this movie, couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart. Who the hell is it that can make such a masterpiece? This unique shooting style is simply amazing. What kind of pretense and slap in the face, bloody routines, upgraded exercises, and long-lasting love between men and women And other elements, all do not exist!
Just two words, true!
Go back to 0.7 and look at the introduction of the movie, the sentence "I feel impressed after watching the movie, apply what I have learned, and shoot it myself, I hope Leopard Head Mountain will enlighten me!".
Lu Xian has black lines all over his head.
"Except for the perfect score for picture quality, even one score is too much for the others."
Regarding this kind of bad movie, Lu Xian didn't want to say anything at all. Considering the relationship with Buddhism, he didn't need to say anything. Boss Lu was magnanimous and selfless to tolerate this kind of hot-eyed movie in the studio.
Just as he was about to quit watching the movie, Lu Xian suddenly found that the screen of his phone lit up, and there was still a follow-up to the movie.
In the hell, the soul of the lion demon who was beheaded by Fuhu monk for deceiving people's hearts was thrown into the hell of pulling out his tongue, and countless Yin soldiers punished him.
Amidst the confession of the lion monster, the movie ended completely.
"..."
Lu Xian: (ー`ー).
Chapter 181
Bad movies also depend on the reference object.
This movie "The Legend of the Fuhu" was shot by an unknown monk from the Lingshan Mountain of Western Heaven. Although it cannot be compared with the films produced by Leopard Head Mountain Films, it is more sophisticated and meticulous compared to the works made by ordinary people in the studio. Quite a lot.
Making movies is also a technical job, otherwise there would not be so many books on movies in the previous life.
It is undeniable that monks have extraordinary comprehension and have the ability to learn with a photographic memory, but such as transitions, editing, scripts, lines, rhythm, music, etc., really cannot be mastered just by looking at them.
Although in Lu Xian's view, this movie is shit.
But choose the bigger one among the dwarves, and against the background of many primary school student-level works, this giant production produced by Lingshan can barely be classified as a middle school student level.
On the forum, many users have written their impressions after watching the movie.
It has to be said that the quality of users in the film and television area is very high, unlike the game area and the manga area, which are so hostile and often ask people for addresses to send warmth.
Most of the comments are well-intentioned, and most of them are encouragement to make persistent efforts. The most important thing is that some users noticed the publisher's ID and came to the sentence, "Is Buddhism at this level?" '
……
Five days passed in a blink of an eye.
The transmission speed of the network is fast.
Perhaps it has something to do with those who are interested in fueling the flames behind 09. In short, after a few days of fermentation, the discussion on "Legend of Fuhu" on the forum remains high.
"The monsters in the film are ferocious and ferocious. Why do you only have a lot of close-ups of the lion monster, and it ends with this monster falling into the tongue-pulling hell? Is there any profound meaning?"
"In my opinion, Buddhism may use the light and shadow of "The Legend of Fu Hu" to tell the world that no matter whether it is carnal desire or killing evil, it is not as serious a sin as deceiving people with gossip."
"Extremely, extremely, that lion monster's use of words to confuse people's hearts is the most hateful and ridiculous~ There are too many fools in the world, and they simply don't realize the good intentions of Fuhu Monk. Some fools even think that because of Bai Suzhen, all the monks in the world It's Fahai, it's ridiculous..."
I don't know when, the post on the forum that originally discussed the film turned into a reflection on human nature.
When seeing some people using the mobile phone made by Leopard Head Mountain to write posts criticizing Leopard Head Mountain for "deliberately photographing the friendly and demon clan to fool people's hearts", a user named "Samsara's Little White Flower" couldn't bear it any longer. He couldn't stop talking.
"Serious nonsense! There are so many hidden meanings in such crude light and shadow, and the final punishment of the lion demon is clearly an opportunity to provoke. Because Lu Xian, who has filmed three excellent films, is a lion Demon!"
As soon as this remark came out, there was a commotion.
The prejudice in people's hearts is like a mountain. I heard that the director named Lu Xian is a monster. Although there is no way to prove the authenticity of the post, some people believe this, and then feel that Buddhism is a good intention. Use the means of light and shadow to warn everyone not to be confused by demonic words.
But this part of the voice is only a minority, and most users are rational and discuss the matter, saying that this light and shadow is really not good, of course, there are also some people who think that watching the excitement is not a big deal, and posting posts asking 'Lu Xian' to find out Self-evident.
Xitian Lingshan, the world of five colors.
Fuhu Luohan looked at the discussions on the forum, and a smile appeared on his solemn treasure.
"Although there are many deficiencies in the light and shadow shooting, it finally achieved its goal. It has woken up many foolish people and restored some of the good reputation of Buddhism in time."
"Learning to use demon skills to control demons is worthy of Fu Hu's fame. Five days have passed in the earth fairy world, but the lion demon has not moved at all. You must be struggling to find a way to break the situation~"
Sitting Deer Arhat laughed long.
"Legend of Fuhu" seems to be telling the story of Fuhu Arhat's attainment of Buddhahood, but in fact...it is true.
Of course, those demon-eliminating scenes interspersed in the light and shadow are the intentions of all the arhats, to show the real side of the monsters to the world, as a warning, and not to be deceived by the various means of the monsters.
"The way to break the situation? He humiliated Buddhism to the utmost, and all I did was pay back."
Fuhu Arhat smiled, and continued:
"If the lion demon made an excuse on the day when the light and shadow was released, it would undoubtedly be a guilty conscience. After all these days, he has not made an excuse. Maybe he wants to be elegant and doesn't want to pay attention to it, but most ordinary people don't think so , they will only feel that the lion demon has been stabbed in the mind, silently admitting it, there is no way to explain..."
All the arhats nodded in unison upon hearing the words.
Tota Arhat thought for a while, and worried: "But... what if the lion demon uses light and shadow to counter the Buddhist sect? After all, the light and shadow shot by the lion demon is really wonderful, and this matter is decided by us privately, and we have not asked the Bodhisattva for instructions. And Buddha, if there are any more unfavorable variables for Buddhism, I'm afraid...it's hard to find out what happened!"
Hearing this, Fuhu Luohan smiled even more.
"Then go ahead! I'm not afraid... because I discovered the weakness of the lion demon!"
"Huh?" x16
"Whether it is the Three Lights and Shadows or "The Legend of the White Snake", the main theme of the story cannot escape the word love. This lion demon can only weave the love between men and women, but the "Legend of the Fuhu" I filmed is about the common people... ..."
Fuhu Luohan's eyes flashed brightly, and he continued: "A long-term lover, a common man in the world, which means that the superior and the inferior will be judged. What will he use to fight me? Continue to film a love story about you and me? Even if it is true In this way, I have also thought up the words to deal with it, and challenge him in the name of great love, to see if he has the courage to fight!"
Feeling the strong confidence in the words, the sixteen arhats finally felt relieved.
……
……
In Wanling City.
Lu Xian's cell phone has been ringing constantly for the past few days.
There are those from Yang Shu, those from the Lion Brothers, and those from Zhang Tianxian and many other actors.
Most of them found out about the heated discussions on the forum, and planned to give advice to Lu Xian... Boss Lu refused all of them, and not only that, but also calmly comforted everyone, so there is no need to make a fuss.
Lu Xian was also quite surprised that Buddhism would think of making a movie as a way to fight back.
As for the discussion on the forum, Lu Xian naturally saw it too, but he had no desire to show up and respond at all.
"This kind of bad movie should be taken off the shelves from the beginning."
A dung-headed avatar looked at the quarreling movie review section, and was speechless. Everyone was 'Lu Xian' and knew everything.
Ignoring is the greatest contempt, and confrontation depends on the balance of power, but no matter from which angle you look at it, "Legend of Fuhu" is not qualified.
Those words of enlightenment are even more ridiculous.
In the previous life, this was a proper gimmick and hype.
However, in the early days of the Journey to the West Internet, there are many routines that simple netizens do not understand.
Hearing the words of the cow dung head avatar, Lu Xian shook his head, "There are many ways to show, even if it can't be played on mobile phones, these people probably have other strategies, such as using the sky as a screen to project movies that make people feel uncomfortable. see or something."
But having said that, it is true that there has been no new film for a long time.
Lu Xian thought about it.
Immediately, with a thought, he took out 930 pens and paper from the storage bag.
After five days of fermentation, this video released by Xitian Lingshan has already been watched by many people.
More and more melon-eating people watched the excitement in the forum.
very good!
There is no need to advertise anymore, just take advantage of this enthusiasm to promote the new film.
"I'm begging for the hammer to be hammered. Since everyone sincerely asks for enlightenment, then I will mercifully satisfy him!"
There was a sinister smile on the corner of Lu Xian's mouth. To be honest, he didn't pay attention to "Legend of Fu Hu" at all, but the other party kept jumping around, so let's just do as he wanted!
Regardless of whether the film is bad or not, the other party dared to use Luo Han's experience as the subject matter. In Lu Xian's view, this feat of self-destructive reputation can be said to be very courageous.
"Dare to pretend to be aggressive in my field of expertise, how should I slap... no, it's a response?"
If starting from the perspective of being evenly matched, and the opponent moves out Arhat, Lu Xian should also move out a sufficiently important character as the protagonist, but they are not worthy!
Lu Xian intends to do the opposite and continue to use ordinary, small characters as the protagonists.
"What to write?"
Just as he was about to write, Lu Xian frowned, and fell into the difficult entanglement of 'too many inspirations, too many stories, and no choice'.
A plot in a bad movie came to mind for no reason.
When Fu Huseng went to the mortal world to practice, he once killed a wolf demon in the mountain. The wolf demon was a lone female wolf. Because of his violent temper, he would always attack passers-by. He was about to subdue him, but the fierce tiger beside him accidentally bit off the female wolf's throat...
There was a gleam in Lu Xian's eyes.
Maybe... a movie about animals? .
Chapter 182 Why do you need to recharge again?
at the same time.
Xiniu Hezhou Jilei Mountain, inside Moyun Cave.
The six great sages of the monster clan live in various places in the Three Realms, and it is rare to get together, and they will not stay in just a few days before leaving.
In the past, when a brother came to the door, the Bull Demon King would send the enchantress and beautiful maid to entertain him, and lead a few brothers to travel around the state to play in the water and visit the demons everywhere. It was very leisurely and happy.
And this reunion, although the Bull Demon King was still enthusiastic, he seemed a little indifferent compared to the past.
What made the five demon saints even more strange was that during this period of time, the Bull Demon King behaved quite mysteriously. He often buried himself in the library of Jilei Mountain to look up Dao Cang, and he kept sending sound transmissions to his friends in the three realms, borrowing some ancient treasures dating back to the ancient times. Mystery classics.
But what is even more puzzling is that no matter whether it is the jade-faced princess or the five demon saints, when the Bull Demon King asks the purpose of consulting these ancient books, he always shakes his head and smiles, and perfunctorily exposes the matter.
"Brother, have you read the forum? Those Buddhist bald donkeys took a photo and they are using stories to promote Buddhism and insinuate that leopard head mountain goblin~"
When the Ventilated Monkey King found the Bull Demon King, the Bull Demon King was sitting in his study, using his divine thoughts, while flipping through hundreds of thousands of borrowed volumes of secret history books.
"Well, I'll take a look when I'm free later."
Hearing this, the Bull Demon King said with great interest.
With a light tap of his fingertips, he took out a jar of fine wine from the Xuanbing cellar in the study, poured a cup full of fairy wine, and handed it to the macaque king.
The macaque king took the wine cup and took a sip, "Big brother studies hard all day long, but sister-in-law Yumian has a lot of resentment. Speaking of which, don't you want to be a great Confucian, big brother?"
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