Journey to the West: Leopard Head Mountain Entertainment Company

Super Mario?

With curiosity, Di Ying clicked on the image noncommittally, and then the phone screen suddenly went black.

A dwarf in a red hat appeared bouncing around! .

Chapter 23 Mental Poison [1/n]

It has to be said that Di Ying has a strong ability to accept new things.

After two quick deaths, she quickly grasped the mechanics of the game.

Through the buttons on the screen, the dwarfs in the screen can move forward, backward, jump, squat and so on.

"His head is too hard, it can actually push against gravel bricks, doesn't it hurt?"

Di Ying was complaining, but she was holding the phone in her hand, and started playing with concentration.

"The head can break stone bricks, and can kill moving mushroom monsters through the stone bricks, but the head can't touch them directly, so you can only trample them to death with your feet..."

"After eating the red mushroom, the dwarf will grow up a little bit. If he eats the little flower again, he will use magic to summon fireballs to attack the enemy..."

"Hmph, if you master the trick, it's not that difficult~"

Di Ying manipulated his villain, rushed all the way with sparks, and stepped on countless mushroom monsters and little turtles with an unstoppable crushing posture, and successfully entered the next level.

……

"How is it possible! In this moss-covered well, why do people-eating vines emerge! Isn't it too sinister!?"

In the end, because of Di Ying's carelessness, the dwarf on the screen was attacked by piranhas and lost all three lives.

As the game ended, prompts popped up on the screen.

"Dear player, your final score is 8620 points, do you want to upload it?"

Di Ying lightly pressed the 'Yes' button, and a line of small characters popped up on the screen, asking her to write her nickname to enter the ranking.

Nickname...is it a name?

The ancients did not understand Chinese Pinyin, so the input method set by Lu Xian is handwriting by default.

Di Ying narrowed her eyes slyly, traced with her fingertips, and wrote a nickname of 'kneel down for this princess', and then the screen jumped, and a list appeared in front of Di Ying's eyes.

No.1: Lu Xian, 45680 points

No.2: Kneel down for this princess, 8620 points

No.3: Jiuling Yuansheng, 5960 points

When Di Ying saw the number one name on the leaderboard, he immediately guessed who the player himself was, "Did you write it wrong on purpose, or did you not know how to write casual characters?"

Well, monsters have never been to school, so it's normal that they can't write!

With prejudice against a certain monster, Di Ying automatically brought in the second answer. When she looked at the strange symbol behind the nickname, her small face showed confusion, until she noticed a 'number conversion' button in the lower right corner.

Di Ying tapped lightly, and the strange numbers suddenly turned into neat square characters.

No.1: Lu Xian, 680 points.

"What a high score!"

Di Ying couldn't help exclaiming, and then saw Jiuling Yuansheng who was ranked third, and felt a little comforted, it seems that she is not the worst one.

After clicking the back button, the dwarf in the red hat appeared bouncing again.

Holding the mobile phone in both hands, Di Ying started a new journey with breathless concentration. She is just not proficient. If she plays a few more times, she will definitely be able to surpass Lu Xian!

……

At the same time, an unnamed valley.

The boundless twilight enveloped the mountains, and the savagely growing trees and crouching dragons were full of vitality.

"After 200 years of retreat, the three brothers and I have finally cultivated to the Golden Immortal Realm!"

Three laughs, resounding in the sky!

The vast torrent of monster energy exploded, the bone-piercing frost froze the mountains and rivers in the land of thousands of miles, and the scorching flames burned everything to ashes!

After a raging catharsis, the surging demonic aura calmed down. On a barren land full of scars, three rhinoceros spirits with huge horns on their heads stepped out.

"In Xiniu Hezhou, Jinxian can be a demon king with his cultivation base. Our three brothers have high abilities and profound opportunities. We can't be buried in this corner. From today onwards, I will be the King of Dust, and it is bound to shake the world!"

"Brother is right, with the golden pupils in hand, we can look forward to Taiyi! From today onwards, I will be King Bishu!"

"Our three brothers have powerful supernatural powers and mighty mana. This time we leave the customs, we will definitely be famous in Xi Niu Hezhou. From today onwards, I will be King Bihan!"

The three rhinoceros chatted and laughed, and flew towards the south.

……

In the Jiuqu Panheng Cave, Jiuling Yuansheng stood in front of a half-foot-tall magic weapon with an extremely dignified expression.

This magic weapon is called an arcade machine, and it looks very bulky in appearance. It has neither lethality nor the effect of assisting cultivation. Its only function is to control the characters popping up on the screen by manipulating the joystick and buttons.

"Huang Shi, something is wrong! As soon as this villain falls into the sea, the entire screen will be blacked out, and there is no way to return to the home page. We can only close the Spirit Gathering Formation and restart it."

Jiuling Yuansheng frowned. He tried to analyze the "secret methods" made by Huang Shi, but found that these secret methods were all composed of strange symbols, which he couldn't understand at all.

"I'll take a look."

After careful inspection, Lu Xian found that it was a hardware incompatibility problem. This situation is very simple, just change a few calculation programs and it will be fine.

With full-level programming knowledge, Lu Xian resolved the conflict in less than a minute. He put the game back into the arcade, and then went into battle to experience it himself.

Electronic music drawn from the simple syllables of 'thump thump'. After skipping, the three characters of Leopard Douluo appeared on the screen.

Obviously, this is also a work adapted from reference.

Lu Xian replaced the two protagonists in Contra with the identities of Leopard Head Mountain monsters. Their mission is to protect all living beings and wipe out evil spirits.

In this level-breaking game, the player will manipulate the character to release the demonic bomb to kill the enemy. If the player eats the fruit that falls from the sky, the character's demonic bomb will also mutate accordingly.

boom!boom!boom!boom……

Listening to the rhythmic music and the bullets shooting all over the sky, Jiuling Yuansheng's indifferent disposition can't help but be curious. He turned on the arcade machine next to Lu Xian and entered the Leopard Douluo game interface.

bang~

In less than ten seconds, the sound of the character's death came. Lu Xian took a closer look and saw that the character of Jiuling Yuansheng had died, and the enemy soldiers were running around on his body.

"Yellow Lion, the character I manipulated was tall and mighty, but why did he die after being hit by this hunchbacked dwarf?" Before Lu Xian could speak, Jiuling Yuansheng asked him suspiciously.

"In this game, the protagonist cannot be touched by any enemies, nor can he be hit by their attacks, otherwise the character will die."

In the past few days, Lu Xian has seen the 'innocence' or the great imagination of Jiuling Yuansheng.

During the development of many games, Jiuling Yuansheng contributed many unexpected ways of death. As far as Super Mario is concerned, he either died by stepping on a hedgehog, or was smashed to death by a bounced turtle shell, and Naively confronted Kuba face-to-face, and then was beaten back to the villain state by Kuba and trampled to death.

The image that was originally inscrutable is rapidly collapsing...

Chapter 24 Monster Support Group【2/n】

Southern Fangbu Prefecture, Chang'an City.

The current era is the Tang Dynasty. Since the Qin Dynasty, the prosperous age has come again. The Tang Dynasty is powerful, covering an area of ​​[-] counties in Kyushu, with thousands of mountains and tens of thousands of rivers.

And because Li Shimin, king of the Tang Dynasty, promoted foreign trade and advocated the ambition of being inclusive of all rivers, all countries in the territory of Tang Dynasty came to the DPRK.There are many schools of literature with talents and learning, and a hundred flowers bloom; Wu has a strong general in the court, leading the imperial army to eliminate the troubles of Anbang!

The luck of the country is thriving, like a golden dragon galloping in the nine heavens, making the evil spirit Xiao Xiao feel intimidated, and making Buddhist and Taoist sects scramble to preach.

……

The Zuihonglou has been overcrowded recently, and the endless stream of guests even stepped on the threshold every day.

This place was originally a custom place, and there are not only men, but also women and children among the pedestrians who can enter and exit. They all entered the pavilion with curiosity, and then left weeping and sad.

This matter started four days ago.

The madam, who was originally talking about romantic affairs, suddenly posted a notice inexplicably, asking the girls of Yingying and Yanyan to promote a play called "Movie".

The male guests came here for the purpose of venting, but after watching the performance, they were all so silent that they couldn't speak. There was no desire for lust. The shock of the movie was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Through their mouths, one Spread ten, ten spread hundreds, hundreds spread thousands, attracting more and more people to come here admiringly.

"Guest officers, the hall is already full, please come back after an hour."

The handymen in the drunken red building had to spend a lot of effort to block the raging crowd outside the door.

"Hey, I came from Qiancheng County, two hundred miles away, and I have been waiting in line all morning without even going in."

"What's a morning? My family lives in Chang'an City, and I only squeezed in last night."

"You've seen it all, why are you still here?"

"Nonsense! I can't get tired of seeing Xun'er's beauty for 100 years..."

The visitors surrounded the front of the door tightly, seeing this situation, the old bustard Le's mouth almost crooked.

"Come here, go and serve some snacks to the nobleman, wait, I'll go in person."

……

In the dark hall, dancing lights and shadows were projected on the walls.

Following Lu Xian's narration, the curtain of the story opened, and the people of Datang, who were still noisy, all restrained their voices and concentrated on watching the movie.

"What a beautiful girl!"

"I guess fairies are nothing more than that?"

"It's truly stunning!"

With Xun'er's appearance, everyone couldn't help but hold their breath.

The charm of movies lies in allowing the audience to step into another world immersively, which is completely unmatched by traditional theater performances.

Xun'er on the screen, with a glance and a smile, is pure, pure and beautiful. She is like a well-behaved and lovely sister next door. When Xun'er was dancing with the monster boy on the island, the woman's screams erupted in the whole hall.

In the front row of the auditorium, a man in a cloak raised his mouth, "The movie made by Huang Shi is quite good~"

Four days ago, according to Lu Xian's arrangement, Suan Ni brought the projector and jade slips to the Datang territory in Nanfangbu Prefecture.

How to promote the film is a huge problem for Suan Ni, who often lives in the mountains and is not good at dealing with human beings.

With an idea, he thought of using the hands of human beings to promote the movie.

Lu Xian also thought of this method, but Lu Xian had contracted a theater at the beginning, while Suan Ni had contracted a... brothel.

In the city of Chang'an, every inch of land is expensive, and Suan Ni, who doesn't know what a drunk red building is, just saw the frequent visits of customers in front of this store, so she had the idea of ​​cooperation.

At first, the old bustard wanted to ask Mr. Gui to drive Suan Ni out, but Suan Ni used an enchantment to control his consciousness.

The strange thing is that after Suan Ni lifted the spell, the old bustard not only didn't fear him in panic, but plopped his head to Suan Ni, begging Suan Ni to stay in the drunken red building, and she would send girls to entertain him. .

Money touches people's hearts. Drunken Red Mansions can only rely on men to make profits, but the charm of the movie can attract the patronage of the people in Chang'an City. This is only an hour's credit, which is worth two or three days of hard work on weekdays. What kind of meat do you sell?Playing the film is the right way!

Of course, for Suan Ni, who is concerned about Hu Qingya, he has no interest in the rouge and vulgar fans in the drunken red building.The purpose of Suan Ni's trip is to spread the movie, and the old bustard is so cooperative, he is also happy to relax.

In this way, Suan Ni and the old bustard carried out a cross-ethnic cooperation between human beings and demons.

'Xun'er, when it's snowing, we can walk straight without an umbrella, can we go all the way to Baitou? '

In the movie, the pure and innocent monster boy surrounded Xun'er, jumping around lively.

"Pfft~ You big fool, you can't say such shameless words to girls~" Xun'er smiled and patted the boy's head.

In the lobby of the drunk red building, there was another scream of a woman.

"Obviously a young man who is ignorant of the world, but he said such heart-wrenching love words."

"The monster... is too cute!"

"If you can raise such a handsome younger brother, you will have no regrets in this life!"

"Hey, even if my husband is half as considerate as a monster~"

When Lu Xian was filming "He is a Demon", he took a lot of care. He integrated the earthy love words from his previous life into his lines, and also portrayed Suanni as a canine boyfriend.

These settings are somewhat clichéd and outdated on earth, but for the people traveling westward who are exposed to this kind of culture for the first time, it is an unprecedented spiritual shock.

Especially women, they fell into the sweet trap set by Lu Xian, and they couldn't extricate themselves!

Although men and women have different viewing experiences during the film, when the finale came, the sound of sobbing echoed all over the audience.

Listening to the cries of the human race beside her ears, Suan Ni felt extremely complicated.

As a demon king, he can be loved by humans, and some humans even shed tears for him... Although these people are only moved by the monsters in "He is a Monster", humans can also accept monsters...

This feeling is really amazing~