Journey to the West: Leopard Head Mountain Entertainment Company

Journey to the West: Leopard Head Mountain Entertainment Company Author: Taro Selling Fish

Reborn as a yellow lion spirit, she has no strength, no background, and no golden fingers.

In order to save his own life, Lu Xian decided to become an idol.

Leopard Head Mountain Entertainment Company was established on this day!

[ps: Slow and hot text, bring some vitality to the serious and heavy Journey to the West, that's it~]

Chapter 1 Nightmare Beginning 【Revised】

"Yellow Lion King, how do you deal with those humans?"

Lu Xian's mind was a little fuzzy, and he vaguely heard someone calling him in his ear, it was a naive and flattering voice.

Your Majesty... are you calling me?

All of a sudden, countless strange memories flooded into his mind like a flood that broke a bank. Lu Xian, who finally woke up, looked intently, and saw a ferocious bull head standing beside him, and the naive questioner The voice came from his mouth.

Bull brute force.

The name of this monster flashed in Lu Xian's mind. Surprisingly, he was not frightened by the ferocious appearance of this bull monster.

"Humanity……"

Lu Xian instinctively looked in the direction pointed by the bull demon. The captured weapons were neatly placed on the ground, and a group of human soldiers in silver armor were tied up by the demons with thick hemp ropes. together.

There was a luxuriously decorated carriage parked behind these people, and as soon as the little monsters opened the curtain, they heard a woman's scream that pierced the eardrums.

Accompanied by the exclamation of "Princess fainted from fright", the monsters mercilessly dragged the woman out of the car, tied them up and threw them on the ground.

"Your Majesty, according to your order, we have already arrested these leading sheep thieves. It is up to your order to kill or cut them up!"

The bull force spoke again, holding the iron straw fork and walking towards the tied soldiers, the little demons around were also rubbing their hooves and claws, waiting for Lu Xian to give an order.

The people who were tied up with thick ropes were almost suffocated when they saw the ferocious and ferocious monsters around them, and several people even lost control on the spot.

"Let's take them back to the cave first."

"Okay, Your Majesty!"

Lu Xian, whose thoughts are still a little confused, has not figured out what's going on until now. He was still collecting materials and editing videos just now, and he came to this strange world in a blink of an eye.

The sudden time travel caught people off guard.

Fortunately, Lu Xian, who has experienced various Internet baptisms, has no difference in adaptability from Xiaoqiang.However, as he gradually digested the soul memory left by this body, his expression became more and more exciting, or... uglier.

……

In the north of Yuhuazhou City, there is Hukou Cave in Leopard Head Mountain.

There are no will-o'-the-wisps floating in the air, no weird bony buildings, and no thousands of monster soldiers. As a monster king, Lu Xian's base camp is surprisingly shabby, no wonder it is called Hukou Cave, because it is really a chiseled cave.

A throne carved out of stone, a large tiger skin carpet spread under the feet, and rows of torches hanging on the stone wall, these are all the furnishings in the entire hall, if not for the small columns standing in the cave. Monster, Lu Xian would think this is some kind of bandit den.

"Your Majesty, after beating up these human beings, I will hand them over to you to erase their memories and throw them out of Leopard Head Mountain?" Niu Brute asked.

The brief contact made Lu Xian understand that his bull-headed commander, apart from his hideous appearance, is essentially a fool.

As for erasing the memory in his mouth... Lu Xian really doesn't know how to do it.

There is no need to go into too much detail about the cultivation system of this world, starting from the earthly immortals, and from low to high, they are earth immortals, heavenly immortals, golden immortals, Taiyi golden immortals, Daluo golden immortals, quasi-sages and saints.

The original body of this body was originally a golden fairy demon king, but his soul collapsed for some unknown reason. Although Lu Xian, who passed through, was compatible with his remnant soul, his memory of cultivation techniques and supernatural powers was not. Dissipate to nothing.

It can be said that Lu Xian is now a big whiteboard with no grades, except for some easy-to-learn novice skills. In order not to be discovered by other monsters and take advantage of the situation, he should take less shots to avoid violence. Lu is better.

"Lock them up first." Lu Xian gave an order to his little demons, and worried that their IQ would really carry out the order to be locked up, and added: "Pay attention to feed some food, don't starve to death in the cave gone."

"Yes!"

After waving his hand to push the little demons away, Lu Xian followed the memory and bypassed the complicated fork in the cave, and returned to the living room where the demon king used to live.

"Aesthetics are not bad."

Lu Xian pushed the door open and walked in. When he thought that his original room would be as simple as the cave hall, he unexpectedly found that the life of the demon king was much more refined than he had imagined.

The floor is paved with white bricks, separated by screens, jade vases are placed on the table to grow flowers and plants, calligraphy and paintings are hung on the walls to enjoy the landscape, and the rough stone room is kept clean and tidy by him. Take time to think about your situation.

The palm of his hand is a fluffy sharp claw. He used his thoughts to drive mana to condense a round of mirror surface. What caught his eyes was a huge lion's head, its eyes were like copper bells, and its mane was hunting. With a ferocious face of brute force, he looks even more ferocious with his fangs exposed. It seems that he was reborn into a lion demon.

"system?"

"Grandpa?"

"Chaos beads?"

"Creating a Jade Butterfly?"

"Choose to become stronger?"

……

After half an hour, Lu Xian finally gave up trying.

He has to accept this cruel reality. As a time traveler, he doesn't have a golden finger. What's more tragic is that he still has his identity. The original name is Huang Shijing. Yes, he is the most tragic monster in Journey to the West.

He can be said to be a clear stream among monsters. As a demon king, the yellow lion spirit with the cultivation base of Jinxian has never harmed ordinary people. He and a group of little monsters live in a low-key manner on Leopard Head Mountain. Below the mountain are the people in Yuhua Prefecture. , For decades, the local people only know that there is a tiger's mouth cave on the mountain, and whether the cave lives in monsters or immortals, but they don't know at all.

And if someone strays into the mountain and sees the appearance of a monster and is frightened to faint, Huang Shijing will cast spells to erase his memories of the period, and send the little monster to take the form of a human to send him down the mountain.

When the grains in the mountains are finished, the Yellow Lion Spirit will order the little demons to transform into herdsmen, pull the sheep raised on the mountains to the market to sell, and use the money from selling the sheep to buy grain from people.

No one is perfect, and so are monsters.

Take a look at how many monsters and ghosts there are on Xitian Road, such as the yellow-robed monster, the roc, and the centipede, which one doesn't eat people?But because they have a backstage, they can still exit safely after doing all the bad things.

Pity our classmate Huang Shi, who was polite to the demon, neither humble nor overbearing, and ruined his life just because of a momentary greed.

What a pity!Injustice!

"Since ancient times, great gods have appeared on the Internet. According to the conspiracy theories of Journey to the West in previous lives, the entire journey to the West was planned by Buddhism. The purpose is to spread Buddhism and restrain Taoism. Of course, it is more widely said that it is for the prosperity of luck."

Lu Xian rested his head on his arms, his thoughts running wild.

After sorting out Huang Shijing's memory, he became more and more convinced of the truth of the conspiracy theory. If everything had already been predestined, even if he didn't go to the nail rake feast, these gods The Buddha would also think of the law and let him get in touch with the four masters and disciples.

For example, someone who planted a frame to steal weapons into the tiger's mouth hole, or let other monsters go to the city to do evil, and finally the blame was thrown on the head of Leopard Head Mountain... Even if he wanted to defend himself, the identity of the monster is almost doomed. .

It is rumored that there is a Buddhist Buddhist monk in Nanfangbu Prefecture. It is said that eating his meat can lead to immortality. Lu Xian has no way of knowing who said this. What he cares about is that the Buddhist scriptures in the West have already started, so the time left for him is too long. That's about ten years left.

This hourglass-like countdown to death made Lu Xian feel a lot of pressure. .

Chapter 2 Hugging Thighs is Not Shame【Reworked】

"In order to survive, I must practice hard!"

Lu Xian secretly made up his mind, but this determination didn't last more than five seconds before it suddenly collapsed with a yawn.

"Forget it, I can't do much in ten years, and I'm too tired to practice."

Sun Wukong, who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, was a Taiyi Golden Immortal, so if Lu Xian wanted to survive under the monkey, he had to break through to Taiyi Golden Immortal in the past ten years. , this is obviously difficult for the strong demon.

Besides, asking Lu Xian to screen out distracting thoughts and practice with peace of mind... This is simply impossible!

People in modern society are too impetuous, even if they watch dramas at double speed, you tell him to turn off the computer and put down the phone, go for a walk outside, feel the beauty of nature, and you will find out when you are done, you should still play games at home more interesting.

"I really can't figure out how these time-travelers who were senior Internet addicts and secondary school students in their previous lives managed to achieve the level of perseverance per capita after time-traveling."

From this point of view, do you want to wait for death in peace?

Of course not!

Under the threat of death, the brain exploded at an overclocked computing speed.

Lu Xian found himself in a misunderstanding of logic. No one stipulated that he had to face the monkey head-on. When the monkey encountered a monster that he couldn't beat, he would call for help. Couldn't Lu Xian hug his thigh?

Not having a golden finger really makes people cry, but with the foresight of the original work, if it is used properly, it may not be able to be transformed into an advantage.

If the plan is successful, with the protection of this thigh, looking at the three worlds, even the Tathagata Buddha would not dare to touch him easily.

The thighs that Lu Xian puts high hopes on are not individuals but a huge group of people. They live in all parts of the world, but are ignored by gods, Buddhas and demons all over the sky. They are the human race!

The years are long, the world is ancient, except for the old antiques left over from the prehistoric period, most of the gods and monsters do not know the secret, the real identity of the weak human race is the protagonist of the world!

It sounds ridiculous, but it's all based on examples.

In ancient times, because of Nuwa's act of creating human beings, auspicious splendor descended from the sky, and her merits were sanctified;

These two saints are both positive examples. Of course, there are also negative examples. For example, the Wuzu and Yaozu in the same period, in order to expel each other and completely occupy the position of the master of heaven and earth, the Wuzu collected human souls to refine demon-killing banners. Using hundreds of millions of human bones to refine the witch-slaying sword, what will be the final outcome of the two clans?

Luck backfired, can't get back up again!

What does this mean, the enemy of the human race is the enemy of heaven, and there will be no good fruit to eat against the human race!

Saving the country with curves, this is the way Lu Xian thought of.

Immortals care about their face, and they need to find a reason to attack monsters, and if the people of the entire Yuhua State love Lu Xian, no matter how sympathetic the gods and Buddhas are, there is nothing they can do.

Although human beings' favorability towards monsters is negative, Lu Xian believes that this inherent impression can be changed through acquired efforts.

As a half-art practitioner, Lu Xian felt that it was necessary to spread the culture of the earth to the world of Journey to the West. Maybe he could make a movie to reverse human's perception of monsters and tell them that monsters can also be divided into good and evil.

At least the monsters in Leopard Head Mountain are law-abiding and good monsters.

It is not a fantasy to make a movie in the world of mythology. At least in Huang Shijing's memory, there are many magic artifacts that can preserve the image.

However, before the outline of Lu Xian's filming plan was drawn up, a pig-headed monster hurried into the stone room with the door open.

"Report to the king, the ancestors sent an order for you to go to Jiuqu Panhuan Cave tomorrow."

"understood."

Lu Xian felt a little headache. He didn't expect that he would come into contact with a big demon so soon. According to the memory left by Huang Shijing, Jiuling Yuansheng would invite him and several lion brothers to listen to the sermon every year.

After merging with the remnant soul of the Yellow Lion Spirit, Lu Xian was not worried about being suspicious by the Nine Spirits Yuansheng, but he was afraid that every time the sermon was over, the lion brothers would choose opponents to test their fighting skills. After taking away the Yellow Lion Essence, he didn't inherit the skills and supernatural powers of the original body, and his combat experience was even more blank, which would definitely be exposed once he made a move.

How can we get past this level?

Time passed quietly in thinking.

The next day, when Lu Xian came out of the stone room, all the goblins in Hukou Cave stared at him dumbfounded.

Looking at the young man passing by, Niu ruthlessly tilted his head, and asked a little unsurely, "My lord...is that you?"

"What do you think?"

Lu Xian rolled his eyes at Niu Brute, expressing his relief that he could still recognize him, but he couldn't help but sympathize with the original yellow lion spirit. It's really hard to have such a group of subordinates whose average intelligence is inferior to ten-year-old children. A demon king.

"I want to go out for a while, Niu Hanhan, you guard the cave."

"My lord, my name is Niu Brute..."

Lu Xian gave an order, and after he finished speaking, he rode the clouds and flew towards the Jiuqu Panhuan Cave in Zhujie Mountain according to the route he remembered.

Traveling through the clouds and smoke, looking at the green mountains and green waters passing by at a very high speed, this is a novel experience that has never been experienced before. Even Lu Xian, who is indifferent in heart, suddenly feels proud, and has a kind of middle school second thought of wanting to scream loudly.

In the same boundary of Yuhua Prefecture, Leopard Head Mountain is more than 300 miles away from Zhujie Mountain. In a short time, Lu Xian came to a cave full of evil spirits.

He went directly into it, and the corridor space of the cave was astonishingly large, with giant lion statues of different shapes standing on both sides. After pushing open a stone door, he saw a suddenly spacious hall.

Six burly monsters with lion faces stood in a row around the altar in the center of the hall. There was a space between them, which was obviously reserved for Lu Xian.

When Lu Xian walked over, a lion with a silver mane in obsidian armor glanced at him, "Yellow lion, why did you take the shape of a human?"

The name of this lion demon is Bai Ze, and he is the eldest of the seven lion brothers.

"I think the appearance of human beings is more beautiful." Lu Xian said.

The human form is an innate body, and when a monster attains the level of an earth immortal, it can shed its animal body and transform into a human.Lu Xian, who was a human in his previous life, was still not used to the body of this monster. He spent a whole night touching the Sofa Gate and changed back to the human form of the Yellow Lion Spirit. He originally thought that the Yellow Lion Spirit was a majestic and burly lion , when he becomes a human, he will be a bold and unrestrained man.

But a monster cannot be judged by its appearance!

Lu Xian was a little surprised when he saw his humanoid appearance. With a slender figure of about 1.9 meters and long brown chestnut hair falling down to his shoulders like a waterfall, the most eye-catching feature was his handsome and handsome face, which seemed to be carved with a knife. It was the pair of clear and bright amber star eyes.

If such an appearance is mixed in the entertainment industry, he will definitely gain a large wave of female fans that start with appearance, but being associated with a rough-looking lion monster is really full of sense of disobedience!

The appearance of the transformed form is a portrayal of the monster's heart. The clumsy and cowardly yellow lion spirit is so gentle and peaceful in human form.

"Humans have slender arms and legs, how can they be as brave as my monster body?" A lion with a golden mane held its claws, and couldn't help but yell at Lu Xian.

His name is 狻猊, not the 狻猊 who gave birth to nine sons, but a golden-haired lion with extraordinary blood. In the memory of Huang Shijing, he has a bad relationship with this junior. The lion brothers fight each other once a year. , Suan Ni will always choose Huang Shijing as his opponent, but Suan Ni's cultivation base and skills are not as good as Huang Shijing's, so he has been defeated every year, but he still tirelessly initiates challenges, and his head is outrageous.

Lu Xian sized up Suan Ni carefully, "Well, from the perspective of a monster, you are indeed mighty and handsome."