Emperor's Award Ceremony: Beginning with the award of the Eternal Emperor

Do you think I am miserable? "

"The worst thing is, I can't even get a few dollars to buy the ticket! People around me lent it to me!"

Live in Bengbu!

I really live in Bengbu!

The emperors didn't know whether to laugh or what to do. Puyi also thought that he was the most miserable emperor!Puyi's experience made those who heard it sad, and those who listened to tears!Even Cixi couldn't stand it anymore!

"To speak of misery,

Our Empress Dowager Cixi is the most miserable! "

"There is no basis for wind and rain in my life. I haven't lived a good life for a few days. At the end of the day, I have to manage such a huge Qing Empire!"

"You say how miserable I am, Cixi!

This miserable emperor,

Anyway, I can come! "

Cixi said shamelessly at this time!

"However, I also think that Emperor Tongzhi is also miserable!"

At this time Cixi said!

Emperor Tongzhi, named Aixinjueluo Zaichun,

He is the son of Xianfengli and Cixi,

The tenth emperor of the Qing Dynasty,

The cause of his son's death is very exciting, he died of venereal syphilis!

According to the "Diary of Taohua Shengjie Temple":

Playing games and feasting, indulging in male pets, being naked and barren every day, suffering from carbuncles, one neck and one abdomen, all ulcerated, and the sun is not fainting,

Almost no one.

"You future emperors of the Qing Dynasty have the nerve to make yourself miserable!"

"No matter how miserable you are, your productivity is better than ours in the Spring and Autumn Period of the Warring States Period!"

At this moment, in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States camps,

Some kings talked out loud one after another!

Although they are not emperors,

Before Yingzheng, there was no great unified emperor, but they each became kings!

at this time,

An emperor said:

"If you want to say that the worst emperor is Jin Jinggong!"

"After Jin Jinggong fell ill, he had a nightmare!"

"After waking up from the dream, I wanted to eat a meal. I just wanted to eat, but I felt bloated and painful, so I went to the toilet!

However, an accident happened, and he fell directly into the cesspit and drowned. "

"Zuo Zhuan" records: "Eating, rising, going to the toilet, sinking and dying."

In the Spring and Autumn and Warring States camp, an emperor said loudly at this time!

Suddenly,

Laugh out loud!

All the emperors at the awards ceremony laughed!

That Jin Jinggong, the king who was drowned in the cesspit,

At this time, I can't wait to find a latrine and get into it!

Zhu Di was laughing from ear to ear!

I have obtained five years of life, and I am in a good mood,

Hearing such a new thing suddenly, the whole person burst out laughing!

"This tnd is too interesting!

As an emperor, as a king, it's too shameful to drown yourself when you go to the bathroom

Even Qin Shihuang laughed!

He has also heard of this anecdote from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period!

after all,

At that time, the productivity conditions were very low.

When some countries were just established,

The palace is not in shape at all, like a farmhouse, and the toilets are also rudimentary.

The emperor went to the bathroom,

Also have to worry about the danger of falling and drowning!

All of a sudden, all kinds of miserable emperors came out to express their positions,

Everyone wants to run for the Miserable Emperor!

Although the name doesn't sound good,

But there is a chance to change fate against the sky,

This reward is ambiguous,

not specific,

But because it's not specific,

The emperors are even more excited!

Think of Yang Guang!

The reward of his title, not specific,

But it's directly the Luck Golden Dragon!Dragon veins and national veins!

And the chance to change fate against the sky,

Who knows what kind of opportunity Mr. Zhou Yi will bestow! ?

And the emperors of tragic fate in the desperate situation,

Who doesn't want this opportunity! ?

Zhou Yi coughed calmly at this time,

Clear your throat!

Immediately, his own voice spread through the Panlong golden microphone, shocking the entire scene!

"All right,

Everyone, please be quiet now~〃! "

"Let me present the award for the Tragic Great Emperor first.

Of the three nominees, the first nominee for Tragic Emperor is one by one

o Aixinjueluo Puyi! "

"That is, the last emperor of the Qing Dynasty."

With a bang,

A beam of divine light hit Aixinjueluo Puyi directly!

However, this time the divine light is not golden,

but a dim pale light,

It looked very miserable!

Bgm sounded,

It is no longer the majestic music that was once nominated by the emperor.

Instead it became miserable,

It is a classic Yijianmei!

Accompanied by the sound of fluttering snowflakes!

Puyi stood up!

He was dressed in coarse cloth and looked haggard,

Very thin, with round glasses,

The hair on the top of the head is thin, and it looks very pitiful!

"Thank you, Mr. Zhou Yi, for your fair evaluation of me."

"There is no prejudice against me!"

Puyi was very moved!

Zhou Yi nodded indifferently, without expressing his opinion,

Instead, he waved his hand directly.

A video screen suddenly spread out!

"Next, let's take a look at how miserable Puyi's life was."

The camera screen starts,

When Puyi was a few years old, he was taken as a puppet and brought to the palace to be the emperor.

When I was three or four years old,

The young Puyi was kept in captivity in the palace like a small animal,

I can't even see a child of the same age,

There is no freedom and happiness at all.

When the Qing Dynasty fell, Puyi was only six years old.

Forced to abdicate, and was imprisoned in the Forbidden City at the age of 11!

At the age of 16, Puyi married two concubines at the same time.

His own marriage was also dominated!

Not long after the good times passed, Puyi was driven out of the Forbidden City.

Then, wandering all the way,

was captured.

The most embarrassing thing is...

A segment appeared in the screen video!

Puyi's wife had an affair with her bodyguard and was wearing a big green hat!

At this moment, the emperors on the scene were silent!

"This tnd is too miserable!!!"

"I'll go, this scene is too exciting!"

At this moment, Zhu Yuanzhang was also dumbfounded!

"This concubine actually put on a big green hat for the emperor, what a strange story through the ages!"

"In the imperial society, the emperor's rights are unified, and the beauties in the palace and harem, who would dare to cuckold the emperor?"