Variety shows are meant to have fun with the audience.
Ugh!
Reba sighed: "I really can't remember, let me get one" [! "What?
Mongolian?
Reba looked at the big screen and replied: "In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County. The next year, (after the sound of firecrackers), (after the sound of gongs and drums), the Yueyang Tower will be rebuilt." Hahaha!
Hearing this answer, everyone around laughed heartlessly.Chen Wenjie was about to cry: "Senior Sister!"
"Firecrackers are going off, gongs and drums are blaring, what the hell is this?" Reba said aggrievedly, "I didn't watch this part, so I have to go and get fooled."
"Yueyang Tower is going to be rebuilt, don't set off firecrackers, please order a band to celebrate?" "I see those real estates, when building houses and capping, they all do this!" Ugh.
Chen Wenjie's eyes widened: "Real estate?"
"Even if you want to be fooled, you have to be more reliable!"
"Firecrackers blare, gongs and drums blare, forget it, 'later'? What the hell are these two words?" "When did the word 'later' appear in classical Chinese?" Reba smiled embarrassedly. : "Then let's remove the word 'to'."
"(Firecrackers blare), (after the gongs and drums blare), it's time to rebuild Yueyang Tower!"
amount.
Is this an 'in' problem?
Chen Wenjie looked at Liu Tianxian beside him: "Yifei, get ready to fly!"
Liu Tianxian shrugged: "Although I don't know what the correct answer is, I know that Reba's answer is wrong!" The director of the program group was also amused: "The correct answer will be announced below!"
On the projection screen, in the vacant position, the answer appeared.
"In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County. The next year, (government is smooth and people are harmonious), (a hundred wastes are prosperous), it is to rebuild Yueyang Tower." Obviously, the answer of the red team is wrong!
Damn!
Reba shouted belatedly: "I remembered, I have memorized this text before!" Alas.
Chen Wenjie sighed: "Ling'er, let's sit down and get ready to die for love!" Liu Tianxian looked over and said affectionately: "Brother Xiaoyao, YOUJUMP, IJUMP!" The next second.
The spring flying chair under him starts.
Whoosh!Whoosh!
Chen Wenjie and Liu Tianxian, like two stones thrown by a catapult, drew two parabolas in the air.
then.
thump!
thump!
Both fell into the pool behind them!
When Liu Tianxian got out of the water, his body was wet and his hair was still dripping.
Of course, the program team has long considered the issue of running out, and all the guests are provided with thick T-shirts, and they also wear clothes inside, so there is no need to worry about discordant pictures.
However, Liu Tianxian's excellent appearance still caught the eyes of many boys present.
Chen Wenjie left the swimming pool first, and reached out to pull Liu Tianxian up after landing.
This scene made Kun Kun's teeth itch with hatred!Chen Wenjie angrily walked to Reba's side: "~Senior sister, didn't you say you were a study committee member?" Reba smiled embarrassedly: "That... I was indeed a study committee member when I was in the first grade of elementary school!"
"I was in the second grade, because I stooped to pick up a pen, and I couldn't follow the class since then." "I haven't been a study committee member before!" Huh?
Chen Wenjie was speechless.
The study committee member of the first grade of elementary school!
amount.
My God, for a moment before, I actually thought that the senior sister was very reliable.
Sure enough, the senior sister tricked people without discussing it!Chen Wenjie asked helplessly: "Who said just now that Yifei and I were not in touch?" Reba flashed her small eyes and asked pitifully: "Junior Brother, you don't blame me (Li Qian's)?" Forehead.Acting coquettishly and pretending to be pitiful, these three tricks can be described as Reba's unique trick, once used, Chen Wenjie has no power to parry!
Ugh.
Can't help sighing: "How can I blame you, senior sister, please do your best, let me take a few more baths!" Reba immediately burst into tears, and the pitiful expression just disappeared in an instant.She said confidently: "Don't worry, I just didn't read the first paragraph, so I stumbled." "I will definitely not let you fall into the water later, trust me!"
Looking at her like this, it seems that she has memorized the content of the text that will appear later.Chen Wenjie actually planned to believe her again: "Okay! Sister, come on!"
"Yifei, let's sit down!"
Saying that, he sat down on the spring flying chair with Liu Tianxian again.
Ask for flowers, ask for monthly tickets, ask for evaluation tickets! .
Chapter 325 Off topic!That's from "Mulan"! (3/8)
The chief director continued to maintain the program flow: "Next it's Xiaoqin's turn, please read the title."
The question that appeared on the projection screen followed Reba's sentence.
"In the next year, (the government is smooth and the people are harmonious), (a hundred wastes are prosperous), the Yueyang Tower will be rebuilt, and its old system will be added, , which belongs to my composition to remember." A very long horizontal line is placed there.
Kai Kai and Chi Chi in the same team have already exclaimed: "My God, it's so long!"
"It's over, it's over, I've already figured out how I'm going to fall into the water later!" Brother Chao and the others gathered around, looking like they were watching a good show.
Others disturbed Li Xiaoqin's train of thought beside Li Xiaoqin.
"Xiaoqin, Reba's side is full of firecrackers, and the gongs and drums are blaring, why don't you have a 'broken chest stone'!" Facing the interference from the people around, Li Xiaoqin tried his best not to be affected, After thinking for a moment, she said loudly: "(Engrave Tang Xianren's poems on it), it belongs to my composition to remember!" The director asked: "Are you sure?"
Li Xiaoqin thought for a while: "Sure!"
The director said loudly: "Please sit back on the spring flying chair!" "We will announce the answer immediately."
Members of the brotherhood, let's make trouble, and the basic rules will still be followed.
After all sat back in the chair.
The director continued: 580 "Is Xiaoqin's answer right? Please announce it!" Soon, the answer appeared on the projection screen.
"Increase its old system, (engraving Tang sages and modern poets on it), it belongs to Yu's composition to remember!" The next second.
Whizzing!Whizzing!Whizzing!
Except for Li Xiaoqin's team, the other three teams were all bounced into the pool behind them by the spring flying chairs!thump!thump……
Kaikai and Chichi immediately laughed arrogantly. "Xiaoqin, I've always been optimistic about you!" "Who else? Hahaha!" Poof!
Chen Wenjie crawled out of the swimming pool, wiped the water off his face, and still did not forget to pull Liu Tianxian up. "Senior Sister! Look at her! Look at you!" Reba was noncommittal: "Don't worry, watch me send him into the water in a while!" "Trust me, I will definitely avenge you!"
After the eight people sat back on the spring flying chair again.The director continued to control the process: "Next, Wu Xuanyi will conduct spot checks!" A new topic appeared on the projection screen: "I want to watch my husband Baling's victory in a lake in Dongting. , , Haohao Soup soup."
(befh) After seeing this topic.The big black cow jumped out immediately: "Eh? Did you make a typo?"
"Should it be mighty, right? Is it written like a mighty soup?" "Deduct money! One word deducts 200 yuan, two words deduct 400 yuan!" "If we are right about this question, we will pretend that we did not see !" Da Hei Niu negotiated the conditions with the program group with a righteous face.The director patiently explained: "There is no typo, and the correct pronunciation of this idiom is, Haohaotang (shang) Tang (shang)" "That word is pronounced as Tang (shang), not Tang (tang)!" !Clap!
The big black cow suddenly felt that his face was hot, as if he had been beaten by someone.
Just now I was confident and wanted to negotiate conditions with the program team so that my team can pass this level.
Who would have thought that he had done something embarrassing.
Tang, is there another pronunciation for this word?The Chinese teacher didn't tell me!Seeing Wu Xuanyi, he asked, "Xuanyi, please give your answer!" After a short thought.Wu Xuanyi replied calmly: "Hanging on the distant mountain), (swallowing the Yangtze River), it's a huge soup!" "Definitely the answer!"
Without waiting for the director to ask, she confirmed it herself. "Is Xuan Yi's answer correct? Please announce it!"
Da Hei Niu and Kun Kun didn't dare to look at it anymore, they closed their eyes and waited for the answer.
Whizzing!Whizzing!Whizzing!
The two were startled with fright, and when they looked again, they were all fine. Looking at the water, all six of Chen Wenjie were already swimming in it.The big black cow came down from the flying chair, and looked at the answer on the projection screen with his hands behind his back: "Hold the distant mountains and swallow the Yangtze River!"
"The momentum of the ancients is really incredible!" "It is indeed mighty!"
Brother Chao immediately emphasized: "Soup (shang) soup (shang)!"
"Oh, big black cow, big black cow, you want to pretend to be a cultural person? Now you're on your way to pretending to be a cow!" Uh.
Da Hei Niu couldn't help feeling embarrassed, the director just forgot about it.
Am I really old?
But losing is not losing, he looked at Brother Chao and sneered: "Old Dengtou, don't be shy, you will be on your team soon!"
"I don't believe it, with your old man's IQ, can you remember?" Brother Chao raised his eyebrows noncommittally: "It doesn't matter, it's not me who fell into the water anyway!"
Zhu Yawen and Zhou Chen walked back with their bodies wet, but they didn't hear Brother Chao's words just now, otherwise they would definitely throw him into the water.
The director shouted: "Brother Chao will be spot-checked below!" The title: "However, the Wu Gorge in the north, Xiaoxiang in the Antarctic, the feeling of viewing things is the same?"
In an instant, Brother Chao seemed to have been tapped, and looked at the question coldly, with a dazed expression on his face.
Chen Chichi immediately ran over to make trouble.
"Look, there are both north and south, and only west and east are left." The big black cow also said nonsense: "It may also be left and right!"
Zhu Yawen and Zhou Chen, who were sitting on the flying chair behind them, hurriedly cheered up: "Brother Chao, don't be influenced by them." "Our lives are in your hands!" Ugh.Brother Chao put his mind to one side, and said in a confident voice: "But Wuxia is connected to the north, Xiaoxiang to the Antarctic, and to the east... (the east market buys horses), (the west market buys saddles)!" "Definite answer!"
Zhou Chen wailed: "You sure are a teapot, it's not a sentence in an article at all!" "That's in "Mulan Ci"!!!" Whoosh!
Before the words fell, the spring flying chair started.
Zhou Chen and Zhu Yawen drew two beautiful parabolas in the air, and both fell into the water.
thump!
thump!
At the same time, the correct answer is displayed on the projection screen.
"However, Wu Gorge is connected to the north, and Xiaoxiang is connected to the Antarctic. (Mobile visitors and poets) (mostly meet here), the feeling of viewing things is the same?" Hahahaha!
Everyone gloated and laughed.
"Testing "Yueyang Tower" and memorizing "Mulan Song" is also a skill!" "Did Fan Zhongyan invite Hua Mulan to build Yueyang Tower?"
"Hahaha, Hua Mulan disguised as a woman, appeared on the top of Yueyang Tower with a blank face, holding a hammer and moving bricks, that scene is funny when you think about it!" "Brother Chao, you really didn't disappoint me. It is your home!"
Ask for flowers, ask for monthly tickets, ask for evaluation tickets! .
Chapter 326 I Seriously Suspect You Two Are Having an Affair! (4/8)
The director continued: "Next it's Reba's turn to check."
Chen Wenjie looked at her and encouraged her loudly: "Senior sister, it's your strength!"
"The title of the second paragraph, you are fine!"
Reba nodded seriously, and said OK confidently: "Wenjie, Yifei."
"Just wait and see the other six fall into the water!" Chen Wenjie clenched his fists: "I believe in you!"
Soon, the title came out: "If the husband is obscene and rainy, the turbid ~ waves are empty."
Looking at the topic, - Reba couldn't help being stunned.Chen Wenjie urged: "Senior sister, answer the question!" Reba asked embarrassedly: "Is this the second paragraph?" Click!
Hearing these words, Chen Wenjie felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured into his heart, and it became cold for a while. "Senior sister, I really can't remember it, so let's cover it!" Reba nodded: "Okay, then I will cover it!"
"If Ruofu is obscene and rainy, (green water is surging), (white snow), the turbid waves are empty." Huh?
Chen Wenjie stared wide-eyed: "Let you be fooled, you are really fooled!"
"Yifei, get ready to take off!" Whoosh!
thump!thump!
puff!
The corner of Chen Wenjie's mouth twitched, did he even believe her just now?Must have been blindfolded by lard!Chen Wenjie wiped the water from his face, and asked reproachfully: "Senior sister, didn't you say you watched the second paragraph?" Reba smiled embarrassedly: "I forgot!" Uh.
Next.
It was Li Xiaoqin's turn, and she got the answer right!
Whizzing!Whizzing!Whizzing!
Except for her team, the other six people all flew out.
Then Wu Xuanyi also answered correctly.
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