"He must have hid somewhere else..."
Before he finished speaking, suddenly a hand was placed on Xia Lan's shoulder, and Sun Nan's voice came from behind.
"Instructor, are you talking about me?"
Xia Lan was startled suddenly, turned around and saw Sun Nan's sneering expression, and immediately let out a high-pitched scream in fright.
In the next second, a large piece of fishy yellow liquid oozed from between Xia Lan's legs, soaking her pants instantly.
Chapter 31 Gao Shiwei is angry, what did your people do to them?
Sun Nan appeared without warning, scaring Xia Lan so much that she peed on her pants.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, even the most lustful ostrich frowned.
This newcomer looks pretty, why does he still have the habit of peeing his pants?
It suddenly occurred to him that his mother had told him before that a girl who wets the bed cannot give birth to a son.
And look at this woman who is so old and peeing her pants, it is probably not a question of not being able to have a son, but a question of whether she can have a baby.
Honestly, Chen Xiwa even pulled out the sanitary napkin under her feet out of her shoes and handed it to Xia Lan: "Hey, this thing is super absorbent! Although it's not as big as a diaper, it can at least absorb a lot!"
Xia Lan patted off the tampon that Chen Xiwa handed over with a look of disgust, and ran away blushing.
Just ran for two steps and turned back, pointed at Sun Nan and said harshly: "You wait for me, today we have settled our relationship, and I will definitely not let you go next time!"
After finishing speaking, Xia Lan ran away without looking back, at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint, she disappeared in a while.
After seeing Xia Lan leaving, everyone in Lone Wolf Group B rushed up immediately.
"Fuck, Brother Nan, you are so awesome!"
"You didn't see that woman's expression just now, your whole body shivered, and then your trousers got wet, and you peed out of fear!"
"Brother Nan, you must teach us such an amazing skill, we want to learn it too!"
Sun Nan smiled and said, "I want to learn, I can teach you!"
"It's just that before teaching you, you must meet my requirements in other aspects!"
Everyone immediately slapped their chests: "Brother Nan, don't worry, as long as you are willing to teach us such awesome skills, no matter what request you ask us, we will definitely fulfill it!"
There was an imperceptible smirk at the corner of Sun Nan's mouth: "Okay, then from today onwards, you must listen to me!"
"As long as your performance satisfies me, I will teach you all the skills I know!"
Everyone in Lone Wolf Group B's eyes widened in shock, as if they had jumped into the hole Sun Nan dug without knowing it, and it was too late to jump out at this time!
Seeing everyone's reluctance, Sun Nan immediately sternly said: "Why, didn't you just say it yourself, you can fulfill any request!"
"Personally, I hate people lying to me the most. If you lie to me, don't blame me for being cruel!"
Everyone wanted to die, and immediately said: "No, no, Brother Nan, we will definitely fulfill your request!"
"Tell me, how we want to practice, we will practice!"
Sun Nan nodded with satisfaction: "Okay! Run forty kilometers, carry thirty kilograms of weight, go right away!"
Everyone immediately put on their rucksacks and ran outside.
The ostrich ran with a mournful face: "I figured it out, you must be careful when you talk to Brother Nan in the future, and you must talk less!"
The hygienist slapped the ostrich on the head: "You better shut up in front of Brother Nan, your broken mouth is the worst thing!"
Geng Jihui looked helpless: "Okay, everyone, run away! Don't talk too much in the future, anyway, Brother Nan will get it and leave it to us in the end!"
......
On the second day, their teaching course is a computer tutorial.
But before the class lasted for half an hour, the teacher who taught the class ran into He Zhijun's office angrily.
"He Langtou, it's not easy for me to come all the way, do you have to make fun of me?"
He Zhijun was confused when he heard this: "No... what's wrong with me, I didn't do anything, how can I make fun of you?"
The man pulled off his hat angrily, and told He Zhijun exactly what happened just now.
It turned out that in the teaching class just now, he was using the computer to give lectures to the students in the audience.
Suddenly the computer screen went black, just when he leaned over to look at the screen, he thought something was wrong.
A big grimace suddenly popped up on the screen, and he was so scared that he punched the computer screen through.
It was Sun Nan who hacked into his computer at some point, and successfully implanted the virus, which almost scared him to pee.
The man went on to say, "Anyway, I won't be able to take this class. I broke the computer screen I brought with me. You must pay me for it!"
"I spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy it!"
After finishing speaking, he sat down on the sofa angrily, yelling that he would not leave unless he was reimbursed.
Even He Zhijun was shocked. Originally, he thought that Sun Nan's physical fitness was very strong, but he didn't expect that other professional skills were also so strong.
But what shocked him wasn't over yet.
On the third day, the female teacher of the psychology course also ran over aggressively, crying and fussing, which directly stunned He Zhijun.
"That Sun Nan of yours is obviously a brilliant student in psychology, why did he call me over to humiliate himself?"
He Zhijun's mouth twitched involuntarily: "What? That kid still understands psychology?"
The female teacher blushed and said, "I originally asked him to come up and demonstrate hypnosis with me! It turned out that he had nothing to do, but hypnotized me instead!"
"Also... so many personal topics have come out of my mouth..."
While talking, the female teacher lost control of her emotions and burst into tears.
He Zhijun calmed down the other party's emotions with good words, and immediately sent her away.
"Langtou!" Gao Dazhuang said with a bitter face: "The invited people come and go one by one, and now no one is willing to come to us to teach courses..."
"Why don't you persuade Sun Nan to restrain himself a bit, so as to save some face for others..."
"Restrain your fart!" He Zhijun laughed happily.
"We've found a treasure, and we don't have to look at the faces of these guys anymore! Hahahaha..."
While talking, suddenly the phone on the desk rang.
When He Zhijun answered the phone, Gao Shiwei over there scolded his head and face: "What did you do, kid? What kind of bird people are you bringing?"
"Why did all the people I invited to you run away in anger?"
Chapter 32 Are You Training Soldiers Or Beasts?
In the information warfare classroom.
Xiaozhuang and the others were wearing shoe covers and carrying notebooks, sitting straight in front of the computer.
On the podium, Sun Nan passed on his hacking knowledge to everyone through the big screen.
What Sun Nan wants to form is an all-round special warfare unit, whether it is tactical combat, camouflage in reconnaissance, makeup skills, or hacking techniques, all must be proficient.
"Remember the string of codes I just entered, and all the instructions!"
Sun Nan looked at the crowd and said seriously: "I ask you to learn all the computer operation instructions just now before the end of the day. If I can't finish it, I will be fined to run [-] laps of the playground and do [-] push-ups!"
The crowd swallowed.
Hurry up and open the content recorded in the notebook, and start to try to operate it yourself.
That night, nearly half of the people did not complete the task and were physically punished by Sun Nan.
In the barnyard, Chen Xiwa ran in her head while recalling what Sun Nantian taught, "Ctrl, what does abcdefg add, what does it mean? Why am I so stupid, I can't remember it so simple... ..."
Sun Nan kicked him from behind: "Do you need to use your mouth when running? Stop muttering, run!"
Chen Xiwa groaned, and sped up the speed of rolling and crawling, for fear of being watched by Sun Nan again.
Three and a half hours later, under the supervision of Sun Nan, a group of people painstakingly completed all the corporal punishment.
"Tomorrow, tomorrow must not lose the chain!" Panting heavily, Lao Pao swore loudly, "Otherwise we will be punished!"
On the second day and the third day, it was still computer class.
Under Sun Nan's detailed explanation and corporal punishment education, everyone made rapid progress.
Even a computer idiot, Chen Xiwa is complacent because she successfully hacked into a certain website.
But Sun Nan didn't give them any respite.
Jungle camouflage, make-up detection, and foreign language courses are closely followed.
All the time other than their normal training is packed full.
Such days lasted for a whole month.
Everyone in the Lone Wolf Group B is suffering both physically and mentally every day. Under Sun Nan's high pressure, each of them has almost reached their limit.
At ten o'clock in the evening, a group of Lone Wolf Team B members wearing auspicious clothes and hanging branches and leaves dragged their exhausted bodies towards the dormitory.
"I can not stand it any more!"
"I feel that this body no longer belongs to me..."
The members of Lone Wolf Group B burst into tears one by one as if they were falling apart.
But there is one thing to say.
Everyone in the Lone Wolf Group B can clearly feel the improvement of their own strength.
They know that their current strength has surpassed Lone Wolf Group A by several blocks!
This is what excites them the most.
……
In the camp area, a military vehicle drove in quickly.
The guard saw the license plate and hurriedly let him go.
Because there is only one person who can hang this license plate.
That is the man with the title of Spike, He Zhijun.
"Xiao Gao, I heard that after the Lone Wolf Group B was handed over to Sun Nan, it became very impressive and even surpassed the A group you led. Is this true or not?"
He Zhijun looked sideways at Gao Dazhuang, and asked with a smile.
Gao Dazhuang's character is one that tells one thing, never hides it, and never falsifies.
He nodded: "It's true."
"That boy Sun Nan has a way of leading troops."
"In some ways, even I am ashamed of myself."
He Zhijun was slightly surprised: "Yes, even a guy as tall and strong as you has recognized this kid's strength. It seems that he is indeed unique in leading troops."
This also made him look forward to the thorough inspection later.
Today, he came to test the results of Sun Nan's leadership.
Soon, the car drove to the training ground.
As soon as He Zhijun got out of the car, he saw a group of shirtless soldiers fighting hard on the playground in the distance.
The soldiers in the middle of the playground were divided into two groups.
According to Sun Nan's request, the spreading confrontation is being launched.
It is different from the general training mode.
Here, they have no rules, no limit on the number of people, and there is no such thing as a one-on-one duel.
Yes, it's just the most primitive wildness and fist-to-flesh combat.
"Come on, fuck me to death!"
"The one who fell today is definitely your side!"
Everyone on Xiaozhuang's side looked like beasts, covered in wounds.
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