Rebirth, I really don't want to be a scumbag

"Damn it! No, Lao Wang, your wife is cheating, how can you still laugh?" Zhou Yuwen asked.

"???"

The boy immediately blew his beard and stared.

......

Zhou Yuwen watched it for a long time before he realized that his feelings were a dream, and he dreamed of the reunion the year he graduated from high school. Zhou Yuwen couldn't bear the loneliness, so he mustered up the courage to confess to Su Qianqian.

As a result, Su Qianqian reprimanded Zhou Yuwen and asked Zhou Yuwen to repeat the reading.

He also vowed to say: come to me after a year of re-study!I promise you!

The result is a year later.

Ugh.

I've already looked past the past, and it's rare to come back once, and when I meet this group of eighteen or nineteen-year-old classmates, I don't say anything, just drink.

And that little Liu, don't just post up when you see a man, at least you know if he is single or not.

"Oh, it's rare to meet you. After I tell you about you, I'll tell you something, don't you just stand there and pour the wine! Waiter, bring up your most expensive wine, Moutai, go to Moutai , if you don’t drink now, can you afford to drink in the future? Hurry up and get me a bag of Xiaosu.”

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Chapter 2 really time-traveled?

Zhou Yuwen was lying on the small bed in the bedroom.

My head is a little dizzy.

It was rare to meet this group of bastards yesterday, and it was a joy to drink.

Zhou Yuwen narrated to them as a 30-year-old, telling them that if they can buy a house, they should hurry up and buy a house. Don’t try to do it in one step. If you can buy a big city, you will definitely not buy a small city. If you can buy a city center, you will never buy a suburb. , If you can't buy it, you will suffer a loss, if you can't buy it, you will be fooled.

Buy a store today, raise three generations tomorrow.

Poor dick today, rich second generation tomorrow.

Zhou Yuwen was really earnest, but this group of brats actually thought that Zhou Yuwen was crazy, and they even told Zhou Yu that you were drunk.

Old Zhou, you must have been rejected by Su Qianqian, so you pretended to be crazy over there.

It's okay, brother understands you, there is no grass anywhere in the world, besides, it's not that Su Qianqian didn't give you a chance, at worst, if you repeat this year, next year will still be yours.

"This old Zhou must be drunk. The house price is so high, how can it go up again!"

Last night in a daze, Zhou Yuwen heard someone say such a sentence.

The angry Zhou Yuwen couldn't help cursing: "Idiot!"

"Ouch~!"

I spit it all into the room in one gulp, and I feel comfortable all at once!Zhou Yuwen quickly wiped his mouth, opened his eyes and found that he was in the two-bedroom apartment of his mother's house.

There are also Super Saiyan 3 stickers for two bucks on the wall.

I miss it so much.

"Mom! Get me a bottle of Coke in the refrigerator!"

Zhou Yuwen exclaimed naturally.

Zhou Yuwen thought it was funny after calling her. My mother was playing mahjong in her hometown, how could she be here.

"You don't have hands yourself! Treat you like an ancestor every day?" A sharp and impatient voice came from outside the door.

Zhou Yuwen was taken aback for a moment, his groggy head suddenly woke up.

Take another look?

Good guy, isn't this what you look like?

Looking at the environment in front of him again, the small room is real.

A broken wooden bed, a broken table, the table is full of messy textbooks, and a big ass computer.

dream?

Zhou Yuwen slapped himself.

In the end, it still didn't fan down!

Good guy, are you not dreaming?

When I woke up, there was still a puddle of vomit on the floor.

It's so real, and it still smells like Niulan Mountain. It seems that it's really not a dream.

Wearing a white vest, a pair of big pants, and big slippers, Zhou Yuwen opened the door from the small bedroom.

There was the sound of mahjong in the next room.

Four middle-aged women with permed hair chatted chatteringly over there.

"The daughter of the old Su's family next door is really sensible. Not only is she beautiful, but she is also so good at studying. I heard that she passed the exam."

Zhou Yuwen was dragging his flip-flops, the sound of mahjong and chatting with his mother and poker friends could be heard in his ears, he ignored it, walked to the refrigerator, and took out a can of Coca-Cola.

open the can.

"Hiccup~"

Hiccup, the feeling of being reborn is really cool!

"Ayun, what is your family Yuwen's plan? Do you want to repeat the study or take the third course? Ayun, really, I don't think the third course is really necessary. Isn't it because you were promoted from the previous junior college? It's not 985 and 211. , What can I do after reading it? It’s better to repeat it.”

"Yeah, the kid next door to me took three classes last year, but this year he was expelled because of fighting. I heard that three classes are more chaotic than vocational education!"

"That's not right, don't you read what's written in the news now."

Holding a Coke in his hand, Zhou Yuwen opened the door and entered.

What came into view were three very familiar aunts, who hadn't seen each other since college, plus my own mother, each with a curly hair perm. Seeing Zhou Yuwen coming in, they stopped the topic abruptly, and greeted Zhou Yuwen with a smile .

"Yuwen is getting more and more handsome now."

"That's right, I've grown into a big guy!"

"Yuwen, it's okay if you don't get good grades, it's a big deal to repeat the exam~"