Zombieland: Please call me a ghost

Zombie World: Please Call Me a Ghost Author: Bing Tang

An old lady with a cat face, a ghost in the water, and a female ghost in a red wedding dress.

In Uncle Nine's world, besides the plot, there are also unknown monsters and ghosts.

I'm good at catching ghosts, picking up girls. . .Can a man say no?

Even ghosts worry me, so how can beauties be an exception?

Since Uncle Jiu's world is immortal, he has stepped into the realm that no one can reach.

Chapter 1 The cat-faced old lady

"Well...."

Li Gan shook his aching head, looking a little confused.

"Shouldn't I be dead already? How could I be here?"

"Could it be that I have time-traveled?"

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Li Qian looked around and found that he was in a room similar to that of the Republic of China.

The room looked a little dark, and through the window, the moonlight was faintly reflected in.

Except for the chirping of crickets and the slight creaking sound, it seemed unusually quiet.

In the corner of the eye, there were two groups of black shadows, which caught Li Gan's attention, and with the help of the moonlight, Li Gan looked over subconsciously.

The crunching sound came from here.

In sight, a short old lady was squatting with her back to Li Gan, and a man's body was lying in front of her.

Her hands kept fumbling, and then she seemed to be holding something and stuffed it into her mouth. As she chewed, the creaking sound became more and more obvious.

This scene made Li Qian retreat subconsciously.

The next moment, footsteps caught the other party's attention.

Under the moonlight, the slanted head was fully displayed in front of Li Gan

Li Gan almost didn't spit it out. This scene is probably something Li Gan will never forget for the rest of his life.

What kind of scary face is that?

The facial features are not distorted, but they do not belong to humans. Instead, they are like cats, with dense fluff clearly visible.

Scarlet blood flowed from the corner of the mouth, dripping to the ground, and two canine teeth gleaming with cold light had a piece in their mouth. . . . .That's intestines!

That crunching sound, obviously. . .

Almost instantly, Li Gan felt his stomach churning, goosebumps all over his body instantly, and sweat dripped down unnaturally.

As a promising young man in the new era, Li Gan, who has always believed in atheism, has completely changed his mind at this time, hearing is believing, seeing is believing.

"Old lady with a cat face? What is this place?"

In his previous life, Li Qian knew a little about this kind of supernatural events. Many people knew about the cat-faced old lady. He thought it was just a rumor, but when he actually saw it, it was a completely different scene. up.

The old lady stood up and walked towards Li Gan.

And because of her getting up, Li Qian could clearly see the corpse on the ground, the entire murderous chest had been ripped open, that scene. . .Not to mention how shocking it is.

This can't be a man-made monster at all, Li Gan believed his eyes.

"Jie Jie..."

There were bursts of very sharp laughter, coupled with the flowing blood and the pale object, it would not be suspicious that a less courageous person would be scared to death directly.

"MMP, I've already died once, so I'm still afraid of you?"

Backing away again, Li Qian felt that he was leaning against the table, and there was no way out. Seeing the cat-faced old lady getting closer, Li Gan felt a shudder in his heart.

With a casual grab, the candlestick on the table was held by Li Gan.

Pulling out the candle standing on it revealed the sharp copper needles inside. With a weapon, Li Gan gained some confidence.

Nausea aside, fear is inevitable.

Li Gan thought that if he hadn't died once, then he would never have the courage to do such a thing.

Thinking of the novels about catching ghosts that he had read in his previous life, Li Gan felt disdainful, and started to fight against ghosts, so why don't you give it a try?

"I encountered such a thing just after transmigrating. Could it be that you want me to die twice in a short period of time?"

Bang!

"Beast, courting death!"

With a loud bang, the door was violently blasted open from the outside.

A figure with a wooden sword rushed in.

"Meow!"

As if the cat was in danger and made a sharp cry, the old lady turned around quickly and rushed towards the person coming.

Both hands. . .It should be said to be claws, waving fiercely.

Like steel, there are flashes of cold light.

"Did she just tease me?"

Seeing this scene, Li Gan clenched his hands tightly, according to the speed of the cat-faced old lady and the claws, not to mention only one candlestick, even giving Li Gan a gun would be useless.

He will definitely be disembowelled in an instant, and end up like the corpse on the ground, which cannot be tolerated.

"He... he is... Ninth Uncle?"

Seeing the appearance of the person entering the house, Li Gan felt a little parched. What kind of world did he come to?Time travel is inevitable, but what kind of time travel is there without a handsome sword fairy and a beautiful Jiang Hu heroine?

Dressed in a bright Taoist robe, the iconic one-line eyebrows, and familiar looks, undoubtedly did not explain the identity of the other party.

puff!

With a flash, the wooden sword in Uncle Jiu's hand pierced through the old lady's body fiercely.

Puffs of thick black smoke rose out, accompanied by the scream of the old lady, making the atmosphere of terror even more intense.

So easy to solve?

Li Gan was dumbfounded. After all, what happened just now was not acceptable in a short time.

"Energy +40!"

A slightly cold, metallic voice sounded.

"System? Goldfinger?"

It was confirmed almost immediately, the cat-faced old lady and Lin Zhengying all appeared, so what's so strange about having a golden finger?After all, Li Gan is a time traveler.

"Yes, but with some courage."

Pulling out the wooden sword, Uncle Jiu looked at Li Gan, nodded slightly with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Please accept me as a disciple!"

Regardless of seeing Goldfinger's situation, Li Qian made a choice right away, and bowed down to Uncle Jiu.

Just kidding, the world I live in is full of strange things, if I don't hug my thighs quickly, I don't even know how I died.

"This... little brother, get up first..."

"Please Daoist Master, if it weren't for Daoist Master, I would have died in the hands of this cat-faced old lady."

"I'm afraid... You mean the cat-faced old lady?"

Uncle Jiu, who originally planned to decline politely, narrowed his pupils slightly when he heard Li Gan's words, and then took a step forward.

Li Gan only felt that Uncle Jiu came in front of him in a flash of his figure, and he was looking carefully at himself, or his eyes.

"You are born with yin and yang eyes, that's right!"

Although the voice was a little low, Li Qian could hear it clearly.

Chapter 2 Apprentice Ninth Uncle

Li Qian became more and more convinced of the matter of apprenticeship. In the movie, except for using Taoism to catch ghosts, Uncle Jiu looked like an ordinary person.

But the scene just now, can it be said that it is an ordinary person?It can only be said that many things were not shown in the movie.

"There is such a blessing, Li?"

Having never eaten pork and seen pigs running, Li Gan immediately understood that the opportunity had come.

"Please ask the Taoist priest to complete it."

"Ahem, it's rare that young people nowadays have such a heart to seek the Tao. If that's the case, I'll accept you first."

Old Uncle Jiu blushed, but Li Qian had already given the steps, so Uncle Jiu would naturally not be pretentious. He took a step back and looked at Li Qian's appearance again, "After returning to Renjia Town, I will pay my respects to the Patriarch and formally enter I am under the Maoshan gate."

Born with yin and yang eyes, he was originally a rare top talent in Taoism.

Now that he met him, he would naturally not miss it. If it wasn't for his yin and yang eyes, Li Gan would have had a hard time becoming a disciple of Uncle Nine.

"Thank you Master."

Naturally, Li Gan wouldn't complain about anything, his goal had been achieved, and he finally had something to settle down in this world.

. . .

In the morning, Renjia Town.

The streets are full of people, and the hawkers are full of all kinds of goods, dazzling.

"Uncle Jiu, good morning."

"Morning, how is business?"

"Uncle Jiu, who is this young man?"

"Yes Uncle Jiu, I haven't seen it before. This young man is so handsome. Is he married?"

"This is Li Gan, the disciple I just accepted."

Looking at the smiling Uncle Jiu beside him, Li Qian still felt miraculous.

During this period of the Republic of China, Yuan Shikai had just fallen from power. At this time, the country was in dire straits, and the major warlords were divided into separate regimes, and some small forces were divided into layers.

The location of Renjia Town is relatively remote, but it doesn't feel like it, but it gives people a very prosperous feeling.

"Li Gan, Yizhuang is ahead. After driving all night, go back and have a good rest."

Shuttle across the street, is a small forest.

Through the woods, you can vaguely see a house.

It should be the Yizhuang mentioned by Uncle Jiu. Li Gan nodded, "Okay, Master!"

Thinking of the previous scene, even now, the sun is shining brightly, Li Qian still has that feeling of fear.

But Li Gan got used to it to some extent, and as he began to practice Taoism in the future, dealing with these things was nothing more than a normal thing.

The Yizhuang is very large and well repaired.

After all, it is a place to park the dead. It is still a few miles away from Renjia Town, and the surrounding environment is a bit desolate.

Uncle Jiu has a great reputation in a hundred miles around here, and has many rich people sponsoring him, which is already much stronger than Yizhuang in other places.

"Written talent!"

"Master, are you back?"

The door of Yizhuang was opened, and a figure rushed out in a hurry.

Li Qian couldn't help complaining about the clothes, the mushroom head, and the funny-looking face, all of which showed the identity of the other party.

"Wen Cai, I told you a long time ago, don't be careless."

"I know Master."

Wen Cai had a bitter face, the wrinkles on his face almost blocked his eyes, then he looked at Li Qian who was beside Uncle Jiu, "Master, he is..."