Unlimited: I, the self-selection system, check in the heavens

Jackie Chan said: "Didn't I say in advance that you all stay at home obediently?"

At this moment, a tall figure walked behind Jackie Chan, and he slowly raised the sleeping spray in his hand.

Jackie Chan spread his hands and said: "This group of people is very difficult to deal with, and I can't guarantee that I can catch them..."

"呲-"

Hearing the sound, Jackie Chan suddenly turned his head and took a mouthful of spray.

"Uh... bad luck!"

Jackie Chan shook twice on the spot and fell to the ground with a plop.

...

see this scene.

Xiaoyu dropped the watermelon and exclaimed: "You little bastard with a bald head?!"

"Yes, that's his name."

Qin Chu took a bite of the watermelon, not worried about Jackie Chan's safety at all.

In the original book, Sergeant Blake and Jackie Chan are good friends.

He provided Jackie Chan with a lot of fighting funds, and usually helped Jackie Chan wipe his ass.

Of course, wiping ass here is just an adjective.

Sergeant Black's task is probably to help Uncle Long repay the things he borrowed during the battle.

Such as trolleys, wheelchairs, paragliders, elk balloons, crutches, etc.

In short, Jackie Chan can't do without Sheriff Blake.

The main reason is that there are too many borrowed things, and Uncle Long can't count them all by himself.

And Sheriff Blake's Thirteenth District is just right!

"We are going to rescue Uncle Long!"

Xiaoyu raised her non-existent cloak, excitedly said: "The name of this project is called Boys and Girls Save the Old Man!"

"You are really good at naming names!" Qin Chu's expression was a little speechless.

Xiaoyu narrowed her eyes and said, "Before we leave, we need one more means of transportation!"

Qin Chu borrowed a motorcycle from the street, imitating the example: "I'm sorry, I will return it to you!"

The corners of Xiaoyu's mouth raised slightly, and he said mysteriously: "Uncle Qin, you have passed my test, and you are welcome to join the Scouts!"

"Pooh!"

Qin Chu gently turned the motorcycle accelerator.

"Hey, can you take me personally?"

The owner of the motorcycle stared blankly at the two of them leaving.

Could it be that it is popular in this city to borrow and exchange things from each other?

"Should I try it?"

The motorcycle owner looked around and found a cone stand nearby.

"Hey boss, can you lend me a cone?"

"roll!"

"okay!"

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Chapter 237: Black, I hate elevators

(The previous place name was wrong. I found out when I reviewed the anime today, and then changed it to San Francisco.)

The little eDonkey was galloping on the road, Xiaoyu opened her arms and shouted excitedly: "This is so cool!!"

"I have something cooler here!"

Qin Chu looked at the slope in front of him, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and turned the accelerator to the bottom.

The speed reached an astonishing 45 mph, which is already the limit speed of the little eDonkey.

San Francisco is a mountain city, and the slopes of many streets are astonishingly large, a bit similar to the upward-turning streets in "Inception".

Visually, it is like a carpet being folded several times, and the largest fold is 45 degrees.

It is very difficult for pedestrians to walk, and it is a test of driving skills.

But for these, Qin Chu said that he was not afraid at all!

...

The classic and exquisite streets, the lazy and casual crowd, and the cars parked crookedly on the side of the road, do not look messy at all.

In good weather, picking up your mobile phone to take a beautiful photo can save you time for color correction.

Encountering the famous art wall in San Francisco, a tourist raised his camera and was about to take a photo of his girlfriend.

"Honey, say eggplant!"

Tourists lightly press the shooting button.

"Wuhu—"

The little eDonkey jumped up from the high slope and swished across the clear sky.

If someone came to measure it, it jumped 30 meters high.

"Egg... oh my god, it flew?!"

The female tourist opened her mouth wide in surprise, leaving a very ugly photo.

"What flew?"

The tourists were stunned, and any pictures they took were emojis.

The motorcycle was falling rapidly, and it seemed that the next second would be the end of the car crash.

On the street, timid pedestrians have closed their eyes, and some even started calling the emergency hotline.

Xiaoyu panicked, and said with a trembling tone, "Excuse me, Uncle Qin, do we have a parachute?"

"parachute?"

Qin Chu shook his head, and said in a relaxed tone: "This car doesn't exist!"

"what?"

Xiaoyu hugged her head, shook her head frantically, and yelled, "Oh no! Xiaoyu hasn't lived enough! Xiaoyu hasn't even been in a relationship once!"

"Don't worry Xiaoyu, we still have magic!"

The corner of Qin Chu's mouth raised slightly, and he pinched the octagonal stone lightly with five fingers and said: "The chicken charm, let your power emerge!"

"Yeah, Chicken Talisman, please give me a parachute, but Chicken Talisman doesn't have any!"

Xiaoyu closed her eyes and spread her hands, "We're dead, aren't we, Uncle Qin?"

Just as the little eDonkey was about to hit the ground, a diamond-shaped stone emitted a dazzling white light.

"what!"

"They are dead!"

The onlookers screamed in horror.

Female tourist: "Buy Karma, what did I see?"

"A motorcycle flew up?!"

The male tourist picked up the camera and quickly took a few photos.

This is a rare magical sight, which is rarely done in movie special effects.

"Uncle Qin, I love you!"

Xiaoyu didn't notice, hugged Qin Chu's waist tightly, and said with a choked voice: "In the next life, Xiaoyu will be your niece! I mean, in the next life!"

Qin Chu smiled and said: "That's too far away. Well, Xiaoyu, open your eyes and see, we are flying in the air! This is the magic power of the spell, isn't it cool?"

As soon as Xiaoyu wiped away her tears, her expression changed instantly, and she said greedily, "Can we even fly? Uncle Qin, how many of these stones are there? Xiaoyu wants them all!"

Qin Chu said: "There are twelve coins in total, including this one in my hand..."

Wait a minute, does my Ziyuan Nebula Sword have twelve inlaid holes?

Qin Chu summoned the Ziyuan Nebula Sword, looked at the inlaid holes on it, and couldn't help laughing.

This can just make up for the difficulty of carrying the spell and the difficulty of exerting the full power of the spell in the human body!

"what!!"

Xiaoyu hugged her head and shouted: "Uncle Qin, watch the road! We are about to hit the billboard!"

"Oh, don't worry."

"Yeah, we've already bumped into each other, so what are you worried about?"

...

In a mysterious alley, the special vehicle for the thirteenth district slowly stopped.

"Oh!"

Jackie slammed open the car door and yelled, "Blake, I always thought we were good friends!"

"I mean, we haven't seen each other in six years! How can you treat an old friend like this?"

"I'm sorry Jackie Chan, I'm very sorry for the matter of fainting you."

Blake spread his hands and said, "You know, this place is very special and must be kept secret."

"Even if our relationship is very good, there is no way to treat them specially. You will understand me, right? Good friends?"

Jackie murmured, "Oh, you mean it's special here? Yeah, it's a mess everywhere, you don't even see streets like this in San Francisco."

"Okay...Jackie Chan..."

"Okay Blake, we'll see you in six years." Jackie turned and walked into the phone booth.

He was extremely angry about what had just happened.

He felt that friends should trust each other, and shouldn't use drugs to stun each other as soon as they meet.

Even if the place is really "special", it's disgusting.

"Oh no, Jackie Chan, it's not allowed there!"

"Hmph, excuse me Blake, I'm going to call a taxi and leave now!"