Unlimited: I, the self-selection system, check in the heavens

"Although I'm a little tired from work, it's not enough to eat. I'm worried that righteous people will beat me every day!"

"you listen to me!"

Qin Chu pushed Ling Tan away again, and said seriously, "You have to be a polite bandit!"

"Like me today, when we meet each other, I politely say: Hello! Robbery!"

"Even if they don't want to give money, they are embarrassed not to leave something?"

Ling Tan nodded repeatedly when he heard it, and said it was too right!

"In addition, when you are bandits, you have to have rules."

"For example, when robbing, the other party has ten carriages of goods."

"You only need ten taels of silver and help them drive their cars and carry their luggage. Not only will they not report to the police, but they will be robbed by you willingly."

"In addition, you have to repair the road down the mountain and repair the bridge, otherwise it will be inconvenient for everyone to pass. Who would take this road?"

"Everyone is not going this way anymore, what do you eat and drink?"

"Am I right or not?"

Ling Tan paused when he heard this.

Qin Chu looked at him with wide eyes, looking harmless to humans and animals.

He won't find that I'm fooling him, will he?

Coming soon!But don't find out!

"Listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books!"

Ling Tan cried bitterly again, hugged Qin Chu and said: "Brother Qin, I will obey you from now on, and tomorrow I will let everyone go down the mountain to build roads!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task, the reward has been issued."

"Charm +10!"

As soon as Ling Tan opened his eyes, he suddenly felt that Qin Chu was faintly glowing.

Qin Chu let out a sigh of relief, patted Ling Tan's bald head gently, and said:

"Old Tan!"

"You can rest assured to do as I tell you!"

"I guarantee you that it will become a well-known enterprise far and near!"

"Bigger and stronger! Create greater glories!"

Ling Tan held up his fists with enthusiasm.

Chapter 17: Clothes Disturbance

a few days later.

In Tongfu Inn.

Shopkeeper Wang looked at everyone mysteriously and said, "Have you heard?"

"The bandit monks in Cuiwei Mountain have changed their profession!"

"Now I specialize in pushing carriages and carrying luggage for passers-by to make money!"

Shopkeeper Li laughed loudly after hearing this, and said: "That's right! I went there that day, and they were repairing the mountain road, and they are doing it with great enthusiasm!"

"I heard that some swordsman did it. This man has done a great deed!"

Shopkeeper Wang took over the conversation and continued: "The man's code name is Mr. Ziwei!"

"I heard that one night, in the middle of the night, he held a three-foot crape myrtle soft sword, and faced the siege of more than a hundred bandits without fear, and hit the Black Wind Village without fear."

A foreign businessman didn't believe it, and asked, "Then the bandits woke up and started doing good deeds?"

"exactly!"

Shopkeeper Wang relentlessly advertised: "If you don't believe me, you can go to Cuiwei Mountain to see for yourself!"

The guests chatted in a hurry, laughed for a while, and remained silent for a while, which was very magical.

...

Qin Chu sat on a chair drinking tea, watching the guests chatting.

On the surface, he is calm, but inside he is very proud!

Bullshit, right?

It was all done by me, young master!

Bai Zhantang walked up to Qin Chu, poked his arm and asked, "Does it have something to do with you?"

Qin Chu immediately denied it: "No! I can't beat them!"

"Then what did you sneak out in the middle of the night a few days ago?"

"Needless to say, I also know that you must have gone to Cuiwei Mountain, right?"

Qin Chu continued to deny: "I am not, I have not!"

"When I came back, my shoes were covered with dust, so it must have taken a lot of effort, right?"

Bai Zhantang seemed to have seen through everything, gave Qin Chu a thumbs up, and said, "This is so beautifully done!"

Qin Chu: "..."

Can you let me pretend for a while?

Was it so easy to see through?

Master, I don't have any sense of accomplishment!

Bai Zhantang murmured, "It's just that this title is a bit of a motherfucker. It's not good to call it Mr. Ziwei."

Qin Chu rolled his eyes at him and said: "Do you have any culture? Ziwei Star is the supreme star, also known as Emperor Star, which represents kindness, auspiciousness, and blessings. Why is it a mother?"

"Nothing!"

Bai Zhantang waved his hand.

Anyway, this title is a bit of a girl.

Still my own code name sounds nice, Thief Saint!

Holy of Thieves!

How domineering!

Qin Chu tugged on Bai Zhantang's collar, and said angrily, "Please tell me clearly! Why is Mr. Ziwei such a motherfucker!"

I finally have a title!

That was all in exchange for snot and tears!

am i easy?

Bai Zhantang chuckled, turned around and fled towards the backyard.

"Acupoints in the air!"

Qin Chu flicked his fingers, and a stream of internal force shot out from his fingertips.

Just heard a "swoosh".

Bai Zhantang, who was running away, suddenly stopped and fell to the ground.

Qin Chu patted his forehead.

"Excuse me!"

He hurried forward to help Bai Zhantang up.

"Pain! Pain! Pain!"

Bai Zhantang's nose was red, and he looked at Qin Chu with tears all over his face, what was he saying vaguely?

Qin Chu touched his nose involuntarily.

If it hits me, it will definitely hurt badly...

"Release the hole through the air!"

Qin Chu flicked his fingers and unlocked Bai Zhantang's acupuncture points.

Bai Zhantang wiped away his tears, forgetting even the injury on his nose, and looked at Qin Chu in shock.

"When did you learn this trick?"

Qin Chu shrugged his shoulders, and said very naturally: "I saw that the wicked Taoist used it once, and I studied it casually, and I learned it inexplicably."

Bai Zhantang raised his head and shouted: "The sky is not fair!"

He has studied sunflower acupuncture for 20 years.

After going through untold hardships, it was not easy to practice acupuncture points in the air, and it was still effective sometimes in actual combat.

Unexpectedly, the 16-year-old Qin Chu overtook another car on a detour.

Whether it is better than him or not, it can be used casually in actual combat!

Bai Zhantang's mentality exploded on the spot!

Sadly, he ran to the backyard.

...

night…

Qin Chu spent a whole day trying to persuade him.

In the end, with a heavy price of a new set of clothes and two catties of dried sweet potatoes, Bai Zhantang was barely coaxed.

No, Bai Zhantang was wearing new clothes, eating the dried sweet potatoes bought by Qin Chu, and was lying on a chair, having fun.

"Old Bai, can you give me a bite too?"

Da Zui took the initiative to rub Lao Bai's shoulders and legs, just to eat a mouthful of dried sweet potatoes.

"That can't be done, Qin Chu specially bought it for me to eat!"

"Tch, it looks like someone doesn't have one."

Li Dazui pursed his lips, and said: "I'm going to ask the shopkeeper for leave to go home and get some dried sweet potatoes made by my mother."

"Hiss...Think about the taste, it tastes much better than yours, don't be envious then."

Bai Zhantang ate three dried sweet potatoes in one go, and said happily: "Your mother can dry sweet potatoes, but can your mother make clothes? Look at the fabric of my clothes, it's soft and silky."

After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "But, Qin Chu bought it for me specially."

"cut!"

Li Dazui was very disdainful, and said: "Let me tell you, that is, I can't open my mouth to ask Qin Chu, otherwise he can buy me ten sets of clothes. Do you believe it?"

Bai Zhantang shook his head, very embarrassed: "I don't believe it!"

"Then let's make a bet, if I ask Qin Chu to buy me new clothes."

"Just stand on the street and yell three times: I, Bai Zhantang, are shameless!"

Li Dazui patted Bai Zhantang's arm and said, "How about it? Do you dare to bet?"

"Okay! If you lose, you will wash my clothes for a month."

Li Dazui immediately replied: "It's a deal!"

Bai Zhantang was very gambled, and said, "But before we gamble, we have to make three rules."

"First of all, you can't take the initiative to ask for it."

"Secondly, you can't give Qin Chu the money and let him buy it for you."

"Finally, you can't ask someone else to relay this for you."

Li Dazui frowned and said, "Why!"