Live fortune-telling: Friends of the water, your head is a little green

Sucha smiled.

"Hello, thank you for your support. Being able to draw you means that you and I are destined."

"That's right, I only spent 1 yuan man, this is definitely a lucky one. 2

Qin Yue interjected. "What do you want to count?"

Wannian single dog is outspoken.

"Master, I'm [-] years old this year. People say that it's a loss not to fall in love in college. I haven't fallen in love until now. I just want to ask when I can have a partner."

"Okay, let me help you take a look!"

Qin Cao watched it intently and at the same time used the Thief's Secret Code.

Calculate the future.

The next moment it spit out from his mouth.

"38 is old."

Chapter 85 The Strong Magister, So Scary

At this time, the Wannian single roe deer a

The two faces are stunned.

The smiling face becomes mournful

"No, Master Qin, didn't I ask you to be my girlfriend? I'm in college.

Don’t have a girlfriend, I don’t have a girlfriend after graduation, I have to wait until I’m 38? Only then can I have a girlfriend?”

"In Japanese comics, people are still virgins at the age of 30, and they can master magic."

"Then, wouldn't I be aggrieved that I can become a magister for ten thousand years as a single dog.

In the live broadcast room, netizens burst into laughter seeing him like this.

"Hahaha."

"Master Lai Qin, the name you chose yourself? Not only are you alone, it's not bad if you live ten thousand years."

"Five and the effect is "I laughed to death..."

"The magister is so terrifying, can you use the unicorn arm with your right hand?" Serious discussion: it's normal for this boy to have no object. He looks good and doesn't like cleanliness. Who would like such a boy!

"Brother, stay away from women, you will become unlucky. Let me bear it for you! _"

The barrage is densely packed.

But there are also those who say it too harshly, such as ugly than _; a toad and the like.

This made the ten thousand year single dog even more dissatisfied.

Mood plummeted.

At this time, Qin Yue spoke.

"I just said you can find a girlfriend at 38."

"It doesn't mean that you are 38 years old and still a virgin."

"After a period of time, you have experienced frustration in life, discouraged, and felt that the current girls are not suitable for you."

"You're going to meet a nice girl."

"She doesn't want your car, she doesn't want your house, she doesn't even care if you have a job, or how difficult your family is."

The Wannian single dog got nervous again when he heard it.

"I can still meet such a nice girl?"

His eyes were full of anticipation.

Su Yue nodded.

"It doesn't hurt to meet you."

Wannian's single dog's smile froze again

In the live room

Directly hahaha +9999.

"It only costs you 300 yuan each time, is that too much?"

"Hahaha I understand in seconds."

"I understand everything."

"I understand, this is forced to prostitute!"

"Killing me."

"Hey disgusting!"

Wannian single dog is about to vomit blood at this time

"Master Qin, I swear that I am definitely not such a person."

Qin Yue nodded from your face, you were imprisoned three times after your order, all because of this. "

In the live broadcast room, there was another burst of laughter.

Wannian single dog is in a hurry

"Damn it! I'm afraid I won't be able to tell if I jumped into the Yellow River!"

But this character is wrong

On the contrary, the live broadcast effect exploded.

"Grand Master Qin, I don't want to do this either. Can this be resolved?"

"Of course!__2" Qin Yue nodded. "Actually, these are not unbreakable, but it depends on whether you can do it."

This ten-thousand-year single dog raised his spirits again.

"Master Qin, as long as you tell me, I'm sure I can."

Qin Yue nodded.

"Shuiyou, let me tell the truth, you can't fall in love in college, ["Girls in college are actually very simple, not too much money, but they will definitely care about appearance. "

"The condition on your face is considered a disease, but I also know that you don't have the money to treat it. The easiest way is to drink more water and exercise more."

"Get up at 6 o'clock every morning and run 800 meters. Half an hour after dinner at night, 800 meters."

"Pay attention to hygiene, take a bath frequently and don't eat spicy food, good guy, hot and sour raw meat noodles"

These words

I'm afraid Wannian Single Dog has heard of it before.

Even many people with acne have heard of it.

They also know that if they do, they can basically get out of their current situation.

But will some people listen?

will not.

why?

Undisciplined and lazy.

Just from the situation of the ten-thousand-year single dog, I know that I am still lying in bed at 12 o'clock at noon...

The hot and sour beef noodles that I have eaten are still on the side.

If you tell him to do this, he will definitely not be able to do it.

Of course, if someone else said that, he wouldn't listen carefully.

But Qin Yue said so, how dare he not listen?

After all, this is related to the fact that I can find a girlfriend at the age of 38 and don't want to be a magician, but I am caught in the orange.

"Master, I wrote it down. From now on, I swear here, I swear to the 500 million people in the live broadcast room, I will definitely do it!"

Wannian single dog said loudly.

Of course, there are not 500 million people in the live broadcast room, but there are still 500 million people.

In fact, the ten-thousand-year single roe deer is indeed lazy and undisciplined.

But he also has advantages.

It is character.

This man is a natural optimist.

Like a happy little dick.

Becoming a happy little idiot of course!

Qin Yue continued to remind.

"One more thing, your face, but there are some things that can be changed"

"If I'm not mistaken, this university has been three years, you fail every year, you don't care about it now, but you go to ask, what are the grades of other people, most of them are A or B grades."

"You have already been classified as C or D level 1" You think it will not affect you, but when you are looking for a job, your appearance is not an advantage.Physical fitness, even grades, are worse than others. "

"This is a disadvantage in job interviews. You don't think there is any problem now, but when you face it, you discover the hardships and hardships of life."

"Others are living in the enterprise, there is room for improvement in the future, you can only do odd jobs and earn less

"Women will cheat you for 300 yuan, and you earned it by saving money."

"Remember, woman, it only affects how fast you make money."

Hearing this, Wannian single dog cried again.

"Master, please don't mention this!"

Chapter 87 Fate Can Be Changed, I Don't Want to Marry Teacher Guo

There was laughter in the live broadcast room.

"My God, this little brother is too funny."

"Young man, listen to the master's words and reform it well!" "Pfft, reformed before the oranges are in?"

"Young man, you committed a crime and were sentenced to imprisonment without a wife."

"Don't just talk but don't practice..."

"Come on, you're still young, little brother..."

These people began to encourage and comfort the Wannian single dog.

This time, it was much better than the previous scolding Wannian single dog.

Qin Yue suddenly said: What does your future girlfriend look like?"

These two times, let alone Wannian single dog.

Netizens in the live broadcast also want to know.

What kind of girlfriend can a single dog find for thousands of years?

"Teacher, what's it like?"

Qin Yue said: "Just,"

Wannian single dog——Looked blankly and asked: "Teacher Guo?" Spicy pot? If he turns into a girl, I can accept it."

It's just that what he said caused the netizens in the live broadcast room to burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, what a teacher Guo."

"Spicy hot pot? I see you're thinking of farting."