Ghost, please let me go

"It's the mother's!"

"That has to be called a female."

"It's not the same thing! Is this broken snake going to speak ill of me again? Hey, take care of this guy, don't let it scratch my sister!"

I quickly got up and went to my house.

As soon as he entered the room, he saw Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei sitting cross-legged on the kang, Ah Hua stood in front of them, with one paw on his hip and one paw waving, spitting all over the place.

"Let me tell you, Ye Lan is a ghost in the sky, that is not ordinary cruelty, Yadong Ghost Kingdom knows, the demolition brigade they sent, hundreds of authentic evil ghosts, all fell in Ghost Kingdom I borrowed it, and he ate it all in one go. Also, he took out the ghost Mary, coming in and out, you know, little girl, I can’t face you in front of you. It’s too detailed, the process can’t be described, it’s too indescribable, in short, it’s very restricted, very restricted. And he came over when he found out that the Mary ghost was calling, and he was about to go to the Mary ghost’s lair and make a family bucket for them. , Do you know what this family bucket means..."

I went over and grabbed Ah Hua, and pressed it on the kang, "What are you going to do with the family, I'll do it for you right now!"

"You, don't be too arrogant. In broad daylight, the sky is clear. There are two righteous yellow scarf fighters here. You, what do you want to do?"

A'hua stared at me and waved her claws, seven of them refused to accept it, and eight of them were annoyed.

Huang Xiaoxiao immediately jumped up, rubbing her fists excitedly, "Master, what should I do with it, do you want me to hold its paw for you?"

Huang Fei followed immediately, "I can press my tail!"

Ah Hua was desperate, "You two traitors!"

"Hmph, I..."

I was just about to say what to do about Ah Hua, when my mother shouted outside: "Xiao Lan'er, come here, come and see, what's going on?"

Listening to the movement is not quite right, very nervous!

I quickly took Ah Hua and ran outside.

As soon as I ran out, I saw my mother standing at the door dumbfounded and looking at the yard with a water scoop, so I looked into the yard with my head.

It's not a good thing to lie down in a big trough!

Chapter 1 Pulling the Flag

In the yard, hundreds of hens, led by our rooster, are lined up neatly, doing morning exercises!

Stretch your wings, stretch your head, raise your paws and turn around in circles. It's so neat. It's as good as the group gymnastics in Beibangziguo. A hundred chickens are like one chicken!

My mother lowered her voice as low as a thief, "Xiao Lan'er, look at these chickens, what's wrong?"

I said at the top of my voice, "Mom, why are you making such a fuss? This is my house. Is it reasonable for these chickens to come to our house to practice group exercises?"

"Keep your voice down, there is something wrong with these chickens, do you think they have bird flu? I heard that bird flu is very contagious, so you have to close the doors and windows quickly, and don't let them come in..."

Well, I never knew my mother had such a big brain!Chicken dance group exercises can be linked to bird flu.

"Impossible. I think they might have been frightened by the earthquake last night. They are out of their minds. You go into the house and look after my sister. I'll drive them away."

"Ah? You drive them away, then, then you take the kitchen knife, or else you look at your sister, I will chase them away." My mother put down the water ladle and went to get the kitchen knife again!

I said: "No need, it's not easy to clean up the bleeding all over the place, I'll just go, you go back and take care of my sister."

"Then, be careful, these chickens look abnormal, or you can jump out of the back window and go to the old Zhao's house next door to bring the dog over."

"Okay, okay, don't worry." I pushed my mother into the room, turned around and went back to the room, took A'hua, Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei, two yellow scarf fighters, and went out aggressively.

Those chickens who were doing exercises all stopped, looked at us straight, and then covered their heads with their wings in one order, and pouted their buttocks high.

Damn, what kind of plane is this?

I went over and kicked the rooster in the head, "What's the matter with you? What the hell are you bringing so many hens to my house? Hey, no, you are my rooster. Where did you get so many hens? What? What if you want to open the harem? See if you can, I haven’t opened the harem yet, why are you in a hurry? Want to rebel!”

The rooster raised his head and said aggrievedly: "Little master, I didn't hook them up. I didn't do anything, I just got up in the morning to exercise in the yard, and they all ran out. , line up and follow me, um, um, so many hens are willing to do sports with me, it means that my charm value is high, of course I can't drive them away..."

Hey, it kinda makes sense.

Ah Hua jumped in front of the rooster, startled the rooster, and immediately lay down again covering her head.

"What's the matter with you, you dare to talk back to the boss? Believe it or not, I boiled you right away? Guanger, who took advantage of the boss's hands to mess around with things, became a goblin, and he didn't stay honest. Group dance, you are afraid that others will not know that you have become a genius, right? You see that you frighten the boss so much that he wants to kill you with a kitchen knife. You said that if she kills all of you, more than 100 people, What a horrific scene, the massacre..."

Ah Hua arrogantly raised one paw and stepped on the back of the cock, talking nonsense.

I grabbed it by the neck, threw it into Huang Xiaoxiao's arms, and lifted the cock up again, "When did you become a monster?"

"Just last night, it suddenly thundered and rained, and there was an earthquake. I was scared, so I ran away, but I was caught in the rain. After drinking some rainwater, I suddenly became able to speak and my thoughts became clear."

A Hua said in the back: "It must be the water vapor from the pot of refined vines that you boiled flying down with the rain. This is a bad dish. Don't all the animals in the whole village have to become refined! I said Ye Lan , you have to act quickly, this animal has become a spirit, its mind is blank, and it is easy to act according to its habitual likes and dislikes. If no one guides it, it is easy to do bad things, and it is possible to hurt people and kill them! You don’t want your village to explode Let the poultry and livestock spread the big news that hurts people, before they understand what's going on, you have to get them all under control."

"Why don't you care? I won't, will you?" I originally came to Ah Hua for this matter.

"At least find a place to lock them up first, and then adjust them slowly, well, let's do this..."

Ah Hua patted her paws, and said to the group of hens lying motionless: "You guys, stop jumping here, go to the village quickly, and tell all the animals one by one, tell them, It was Ye Lan who gave them a chance to become monsters, and the boss of Ye wanted to set up a cabinet and pull the flag, let them all go... report on the hillside behind the village, if they dare not go, it is not to give boss Ye face, catch them and cook them, and even eat them. Don’t fade away! Don’t even think about running away, the mountain gods of Dahongling are the younger brothers of our boss Ye, if you want to find you, you can find them in minutes! Come on boss, show them the mountain gods!”

What is Liangliang Mountain God? Look at it.

No matter how you hear this, it's awkward.

I called out the little green man.

Ahua showed the little green man exhibition to the hens, "See, the authentic Dahongling Mountain God, it's as good as a fake, absolutely authentic, look carefully, act now, there is a yellow leather on the hillside behind the village , That's also the boss's subordinates, you pull the sheep, cough, go to it to sign up for counting if you pull the demon, the one who pulls more will get a prize, and the one who pulls the most, see this big rooster with a strong body and a red crown If not, give it to whoever it is, and enjoy it alone for a month, now, act!"

The hens immediately clucked excitedly and scattered.

The yard is finally quiet.

I quickly asked the little green man to inform Ah Huang.

The little green man muttered uncomfortably, "I'm the Dahongling Mountain God, not your subordinate, this kind of errand work..."

I said: "What are you talking about? I didn't hear clearly. Are you going to be my subordinate? Oh, you are the God of Dahongling Mountain. Even if I kill you, it's not good for you to be my subordinate?"

"Boss, please accept me as your subordinate." The little green man immediately hugged my thigh and burst into tears, "I have lived alone in this big red mountain for hundreds of thousands of years, I am lonely, I am empty, I am Lonely, seeing you now, I have found an organization, from now on, I will no longer be alone, please accept me."

"Well, it's pitiful for you to stay in the mountains by yourself, so I'll take you in without any trouble. Hurry up and inform Ah Huang, let him take care of all the monsters who report, wait I've figured out how to arrange them and then... hey..."

Looking at the little green man, I suddenly thought of an idea to house these new monsters!

Chapter 1

After the little green man had notified Ah Huang to come back, I asked him, "Hey, is the valley where the Aperture of Earth's Qi is located far away?"

"It's not far, just over ten miles away!" The little green man seemed a little scared when he mentioned the valley, "But you have cut the earth's air in half, and you have sold the other half. The earth's air is scattered there. It’s not of much use. Oh, my Qinglong Qi, I’m just gone, my once-in-a-thousand-year big man, just like that, you just cut it off, I…”

"It's not necessary to talk about it. Is it easy to go there? I'm going to arrange those goblins to live there first, and you will lead the way later." I thought for a while and said, "What's your name, I can't Just keep calling you Mountain God."

"I, I don't have a name." The little green man looked a little ashamed, "I don't know how to give a name, and no one has given me a name after all these years."

"Then I'll call it up for you." As soon as I said that, Ah Hua jumped out and shouted, "How about calling him Ah Lu, it's too appropriate."

"Ah Lu, it's not bad, what do you think?" I asked the little green man for advice.

"Sounds good, but I don't have a last name." The little green man was not very satisfied.

"You are such a great mountain god, isn't Dahongling your surname?" Ahua said, "Dahongling Alu, this name is so domineering that people think you are a foreign god. You are so foreign, let me tell you about it." , a unique grade."

"Really?" The little green man was skeptical of A Hua's words.

A Hua said angrily: "Do you believe what I said? Believe it or not, I will eat you right now!"

"I believe it, I believe it." The little green man said hastily, "Then I will be called Dahongling Alu from today on, and it sounds very nice."

Well, I can be sure of one thing, this mountain god has no aesthetic concept.

"Come on, Midori, gather all the monsters in a while, and you can take them to that valley."

Ah Lv said in embarrassment: "I don't know the road on the ground. I can only walk through the earth's veins, but I can only take one spirit body when walking through the earth's veins. Otherwise, I will kill them all and only take the spirit body. Anyway. They are just a group of monsters who have just opened their spiritual apertures."

I really can't see that Ah Lu, the mountain god, has a sense of being a mountain god. There are so many little monsters who say they want to kill them all.

"Do you think a good young man like me can do something like a massacre?" I said, "Tell me how your leylines are run. Let's study and see if we can do it." Find a way to solve it."

Ah Lu scratched her head and said, "How can I solve this? I am the Dahongling mountain god, and I was born with a [-]% fit with the Dahongling leylines, so I can directly enter the leylines and move along the leylines. If you want to walk the leylines, you have to pulsate with the leylines." The frequencies are [-]% compatible, just like people walking. If there is no road, if you push forward, you will definitely be hit hard. At this time, you have to open a road, and open a road that suits them. Things, you can only fit it, you can't open the way destructively, once the leylines are destroyed, the mountains will collapse."

I looked at Ah Hua and asked, "Is there any way?"

Ah Hua shook her head and said: "No, this is no longer in the category of humans and monsters, but in the category of gods. Don't look at Alu, who is short, poor, incompetent and ugly, but he is a serious mountain god. It’s higher than monsters, um, if it’s put in India, the difference between Alu and monsters is like Kshatriya and Sudra, they don’t eat at the same table.”

"Master, I have a solution!" Huang Xiaoxiao suddenly raised his hand and spoke from behind, "When the gods placed us here to guard the remains of the demons, they were afraid that we would need to go out, so they taught us a way to pass through the earth veins. Let's use the leylines to go out, we can give this method to the monsters, so that they can pass through the leylines."

When I heard that, I couldn't help being a little surprised, "It turns out that you were able to go out, but you have stayed in that ghostly place for thousands of years, and you are too devoted to your duties."

Huang Fei sighed and said, "We don't want to either. After gaining intelligence, no one can stay there. However, the magic circle in that place not only suppresses the remaining limbs of the demon, but also restricts us. We cannot leave the tomb of the demon town for too long. The self-destruct device will be automatically activated in five days, so at most we just wandered around the town, and we didn't dare to go far, but thanks to you, we destroyed the magic circle before we were able to come out."

A'hua shook her head again and again: "This is not a good idea. If those monsters can take advantage of the ground to run around, it will be difficult to control. Before they are well trained, they cannot be given this ability, and accidents will happen. Besides, we Now we have to take them there, teach and learn now, you guys overestimate the IQ level of these monsters, you think they are as unscientific as Ye Laner."

"How do you talk? What do you mean I'm unscientific." I glared at A Hua, and then turned to Huang Xiaoxiao, "You give me this method first, and I'll see if it works."

Huang Xiaoxiao gave me the method of traveling through the meridians.

It's quite simple. It is to first sense the direction of the earth's veins, then draw a sketch of the direction of the earth's veins in your mind, establish a concept of a three-dimensional perspective, and then select your location and the destination you are going to, generate several travel routes, and finally Choose a suitable route, first draw a talisman on your body, and then recite the mantra to enter the earth's veins.

Huang Xiaoxiao: "The most difficult thing is to sense the leylines to create perspectives and symbols, but if you walk through the leylines with Ah Lu, you can first imagine the path you have walked in your mind, and when you go in, you can directly observe the whole path. The shape of the earth veins, to establish a complete situation map. There is no shortcut to draw this talisman, you can only practice more, drawing talismans is a trick..."

Ah Hua interjected, "Don't tell him about that. Let me tell you, don't put any hope in him when it comes to drawing talismans, or you will suffer a fatal blow that cannot be healed!"

Huang Xiaoxiao's eyes widened in surprise: "Is the master's talent for drawing talismans really bad? It's okay, I can help you draw talismans. I'm very good at drawing talismans. Our yellow scarf wrestlers have a special setting for drawing talismans. questionable."

"I'll try to draw it myself first."

I was about to experiment, but when I thought it was not suitable in my own yard, I yelled into the house, "Mom, I drove those chickens away. I'll go out and see where they go."

"Xiao Lan'er, don't run around, come back to the house..."

Well, I didn't hear that sentence!

Sa Yazi ran out from the yard and went straight to the back hillside.

Yo, after such a short time, those monsters actually came. They are all livestock and poultry raised by people in the village. There are dogs, cats, pigs, chickens, sheep, cows, geese, ducks, and rabbits. Chickens are the most, followed by It's a dog, it's a cat again.

Ah Huang was there to maintain order.

Chapter 1 shrinks the ground into an inch

"The dog stands on the left, the cat stands on the right, the chickens, ducks and geese stand in the middle, the pig stands behind the cat, and the lamb chops behind the dog, hey, hey, what's the matter with that dog, why do you always go to the cat? What do you look at? Speaking of you, what are you pretending to be, don’t think that I can’t see you as a dog because of your long hair, hurry up and get on the dog team! Hey, hey, what are you doing lying down, that pig, it’s still early, It's not time to go to sleep, stand up for me! Hey, that cat, you think you are Teddy, what do you want to do in broad daylight? You are monsters now, not animals, so you should be conscious of being monsters, okay? , there are so many monsters, why are you doing live performances?"

Ah Huang stood on a small tree stump with his hips crossed, shouting non-stop at the top of his voice, and chickens, dogs, jumping, cats and pigs humming below, not to mention how lively it was.

But even though it shouted loudly, the group of new monsters below didn't listen to it at all, let alone those cats and dogs, even those hens clucked in the face of its former natural enemy. He sneered, "What are you pretending to be here, you yellow-skinned person? A few days ago, you touched the chicken coop in the middle of the night to steal the chicken to eat, and Dahei was chased away. Now you are acting like a character, don't you see?" Do you think Dahei is not here!"

Ah Huang said angrily: "What's wrong with Dahei? It's here, and I'm not afraid of it. Everyone is a monster. Who is afraid of whom? There's a way to challenge me one-on-one!"

"That's right, everyone is a monster, what are you pretending to be, come down quickly." A big goose shouted, pulling its neck.

"Quiet, shut up!" Ah Hua jumped from my shoulder to the top of Ah Huang's head, with her hips on her hips and shouted, "Boss!"

As soon as Ah Hua opened her mouth, she knew if there was one.

The little monsters who were in a mess just now immediately fell silent one by one.

The world suddenly quieted down.

The few hens who were laughing at Ah Huang just now even rolled their eyes and fainted from fright.

Ah Hua turned around, smiled at me and said, "Boss, please give me a lesson."

"It's all there. What are you talking about? You just stay there and don't make a sound. I'm afraid that the people in the village don't know what's wrong with you all becoming smart? Whoever refuses to obey me will let you Who did Ah Hua eat? Our Ah Hua, you know what to do, it’s unscrupulous, and you can eat whatever you catch. Last time, there was a bull monster, who was disobedient, and it ate it when it came up. It ate for a whole day, and finally ate the bull’s head. At that time, the bull demon was still alive, mooing in pain..."

Ah Hua quickly jumped on my shoulder and protested softly, "Hey, hey, Ye Lan, you can't make up rumors about me, when will I have to eat a whole day to eat a cow?"

"Why didn't you tell me when you made up my rumors?" I glared at A'hua, "Be honest and watch them, I'll come back after I go to the leylines!"

After I finished speaking, I ignored them and walked into the woods. According to Huang Xiaoshuo's instructions, first draw a cat and a tiger, draw a talisman on my body, then chanted a spell, stepped on the ground with my feet, and drank. "Walking", I got into the ground with a swish.

I saw those colorful bands of light when Ah Lu took me away, but the thickest one has disappeared, and there are many more thin and small bands of light, densely criss-crossing, Like a colorful spider web.

One of the light bands looked familiar. I walked along this light band, and when I reached the end, I stomped and kicked out, and then came out from the ground again with a whoosh. It happened to be the valley.

It's not that simple.

I stomped my feet and drilled back into the ground veins again, looked around, chose a light belt at random and walked over, when I got to the end of the ruler and drilled outside, I was in a dense old forest. I took out my mobile phone and used GPS to locate I got down and took a look at the map, but it was in the middle of Dahongling, hundreds of miles away from my home.

Yo, walking along the veins of the earth is really fast, it is almost as fast as the legendary "shrinking the earth to an inch".

It would be nice to be able to go wherever I want.

I thought for a while, then drilled back into the ley line again, took out my phone to check it, and sure enough, there was no signal at all, but it still works with offline maps, but I don’t know if it’s accurate.

I selected the vicinity of my home as a landmark on the map, set a route, and then tried to find light bands in the same direction along the route.