Ghost, please let me go

"You are crazy, why are you thirsty?" I put the watermelon on the coffee table, "Then you can't find any other reason, you have to bring a bag of summer homework?"

"We are just classmates, how can there be so many other reasons, could it be that I miss you, and seeing you every day is like three autumns, so I can't bear it after just one day of tutoring, so I come to you to kiss me and me?" Liu Qi Qibai gave me a look, "Also, I am now a standard human being, not a demon, so don't talk nonsense."

"Tch, are you human?" I couldn't help laughing, "In Haicheng, that's not what you said when you transformed."

Liu Qiqi said very seriously: "What is transformation, it is to restore the past memory. But it does not mean that I am a celestial demon, it can only be said that I have inherited the memory of being a celestial demon, but in terms of body, I am a standard human .Even if the board director is present, he must recognize me as a human being."

Ouch, it's wrong to be a demon, and you still want to steal your human identity?

I was about to taunt her again, but Mianmian said, "That's right, she's a human being now. Tsk tsk, it's your generation that is the best for having the courage to give up the god form. Have you all completed the transformation? No, gentleness Obviously it’s just wearing a layer of human skin, so it’s only you, the divine lord, who made the transformation? You want to find a way out, confirm that there is no problem, and then do a large-scale transformation, right? But, in this case, you You shouldn’t restore the memory of the Heavenly Demon, this life is a waste of time. If this is the case, why don’t you commit suicide and end it, and start over? If you can’t do it, I can help you, meow!”

"If Haicheng hadn't been affected, I should still be living as an ordinary female high school student. I will restore my original memory with gentle help and summarize the reincarnation experience this time before the natural life of this body ends. , if the data is enough, you can start to reincarnate as a whole, completely integrate into the human world, and abandon the identity of the former god. If the data is insufficient, or there are still defects, you can reincarnate again. I have considered whether to commit suicide to end this life before, but this world The place is too sensitive, and if the two reincarnations are too close together, I am afraid that it will attract the attention of Singularity Corporation, so I decided to stick to it for a few more years and wait until I am 30 years old before committing suicide, so that there will be no future troubles."

How could you persuade people to commit suicide so well?What's even more strange is that Liu Qiqi is still answering seriously, she has really thought about suicide, and even thought about when to commit suicide!

The world of the gods is indeed perverted, and it is completely beyond my comprehension.

"Well, can we not discuss such a serious topic?" I was about to change the topic back to the right track, when I heard someone shouting from outside the yard, "Is Ye Lan at home?"

Chapter 928

It was another woman's voice, which sounded a little strange.

When I looked out, I saw a person standing at the gate of the courtyard and looking in. What a guy, he was radiant, as if the beauties in the P pictures suddenly came out of the screen.

Ouch, Wei Qingshuang!

I couldn't help being surprised, why did she suddenly come here?

Of course, the crux of the problem is not why she came here, but which one is it?

Is it Wei Qingshuang who has been transformed into a beautiful woman from a skeleton who can't die in the human world, or Wei Qingshuang who slipped out of the world of imaginary numbers?

This is a very important question.

Before I could figure it out, I saw my mother come out of the house with a kitchen knife, "What are you looking for with Ye Lan?"

Wei Qingshuang said with a smile, "Auntie, I'm Ye Lan's friend."

This smile is probably too charming.

I finally proved one thing that was said on the Internet, beautiful women are really loved by both men and women.

At least my mother was obviously dazed by her smile, and if she was a man, she would probably be taken out of her soul.

Fortunately, my mother was determined, and after staying for a while, she realized, "Why didn't I know that Ye Lan had a friend like you? Ye Lan, Ye Lan, someone is looking for you!"

Wei Qingshuang explained: "We just met during the summer vacation, um, we met in a cram school. Isn't he just looking at the third year of high school? He signed up for a cram school, and we met in the class."

Hey, how did she know that I lied to my mother that I enrolled in a cram school?

My mother has regained consciousness now, so she said suspiciously: "You are also a classmate in his cram school? At your age... is this a repeat?"

When I heard this, I hurried out of the room, "No, she is Teacher Wei from our cram school, and she is also very famous in Haicheng. If it weren't for Qi Qi's relationship with her aunt, she would never have been invited. Teacher Wei, you Why are you here? It's a hot day, and the road is hard, so hurry up and get in the house, I just cut the watermelon that is good in my town."

I saw that she was still carrying a paper bag in her hand, which seemed quite heavy. The so-called full set of acting, I couldn't let my mother see the flaws, so I hurried over to take the paper bag in her hand.

After Wei Qingshuang handed over the paper bag with a smile, she didn't know what to think, and grabbed my arm, "Is it unexpected, is it surprising, I didn't expect me to come."

My heart skipped a beat, and I took a sneak peek at my mother, good guy, my mother looked at our two arms, her eyes were about to pop out, her face was so dark, it was too scary, she quickly pulled her arms out, " Um, uh, Teacher Wei, Qiqi is also in the room, just now she said that she has some questions that I don’t understand, and I don’t understand, so just come and explain to her. Um, you’re not here Have lunch, right..."

"How do you talk? Teacher Wei came all the way here, and he didn't even let people eat a meal. Is there anyone like you?" My mother immediately interrupted me, first gave me a murderous look, and then Squeezing out a smile, he said to Wei Qingshuang, "Teacher Wei, hurry up and sit in the room, eat two pieces of watermelon first, my meal will be ready in no time, no matter how anxious you are, you have to eat."

"Thank you, Auntie. Auntie, you don't have to call me Teacher Wei, you can just call me Xiaowei. I am either a real teacher, or I have a part-time job during the summer vacation, and I am still studying at Nanjiang University. If Ye Lan performs normally next year, say It’s not allowed to be my apprentice.”

Wei Qingshuang smiled at Mimi, that smile made me almost have a heart attack, if you say you laugh, just laugh, you made it so beautiful, why are you laughing so charmingly, who can bear this normal person .

My mother covered her chest with her laughter, as if she was about to have a heart attack, she couldn't help interjecting, "Are you a student of Nanjiang University? Ouch, Xiaowei is an alumnus of ours. It just so happens that Xiao Wei is also surnamed Wei, do you know each other?"

"I don't know her, is she Ye Lan's sister?"

Wei Qingshuang was quite excited to talk to my mother, so I hurriedly dragged her into the house, "Mom, I'll talk about it later, Mr. Wei came all the way here, let people come in and rest for a while..."

Before I finished speaking, I heard a pleasantly surprised cry from the gate of the courtyard, "Xiao Lan, you are back!"

Damn, why didn't this person talk about it, he appeared as soon as he was nominated, so capable, why didn't you change his name to Cao Cao?

But my mother immediately beamed with joy, "Xiaowei, here you come, come in quickly, it's hot outside." As she spoke, she went up to meet her, and she dragged Wei Wei into the yard.

Wei Wei looked at Wei Qingshuang, "Auntie, there are guests at home."

My mother said: "This is Xiaolan's teacher in the Haicheng cram school. She is also from your Nanjiang University, and her surname is Wei. Do you know her?"

My heart jumped [-] mph at that time, and I hurriedly winked at Wei Wei.

Sister, looking at our two childhood sweethearts for more than ten years, let's have a dim sum.

Wei Wei shook her head, "I don't know."

Well, I finally understand why my childhood sweetheart can't beat the Skyfall Department, there is no such tacit understanding, ten years of being a fool!

My mother looked at me with murderous eyes +2.

But Wei Wei immediately changed the subject, "Our school has more than 3 undergraduates, masters, and Ph. Which department?"

Wei Qingshuang smiled, "I'm from 18 Finance, one class higher than you, and my name is Wei Qingshuang."

Wei Wei suddenly looked surprised, "So you are sister Wei, auntie, this senior sister Wei is a well-known top student in our school, if she can give Xiaolan tuition, Xiaolan won't have to worry about it in the coming year, just wait for you Listen to the good news."

"So powerful?" My mother looked suspiciously at Wei Qingshuang, then at me, then at Wei Wei, "I really can't tell that such a beautiful girl can still be a top student."

Wei Qingshuang said with a smile: "Auntie, what you said is a bit discriminatory. It's not my fault for being beautiful. I can't say that I can't study because of being beautiful."

"Yes, yes, it's enough for our teacher Wei to rely on his talent to eat, and not to rely on his face. Come on, come on, Miss Xiaowei, come into the room if you have something to say, Mom, hurry up and prepare the meal."

My forehead was sweating, so I hurriedly took Wei Qingshuang with my left hand and Wei Wei with my right hand, and pulled them both into the room. Seeing my mother follow into the kitchen, I first cast a magic door to prevent the sound from spreading out. Then he looked at the three beauties in the room and said, "I just got home yesterday, why did you all come here?"

The three beauties opened their mouths to speak at the same time.

I hurriedly waved my hand, "Well, everything should come first, first served, sister Xiaowei first, Qiqi second, sister Shuang last, okay?"

Liu Qiqi gave up as soon as she heard it, "It is said that it is on a first-come first-served basis, but I was the first to come, why is it that I am ranked second? She is obviously the last to come, why does she have to talk about it first? Why don't you talk about it today? Once you understand, we are not done!"

Chapter 929 I am pregnant

Is this guy stupid?

Arrange her to speak second, naturally because Wei Wei can't listen to the things between us, so let Wei Wei speak first, and then send her to help my mother with work, and then we can continue to communicate!

But now, with Wei Wei in person, I naturally couldn't tell the truth, so I had to forcefully explain: "This first come first, first come first, does not refer to who came first today, but who met me first. Whoever met me first will be Say, got it."

Wei Qingshuang raised his hand to signal, "If we line up like this..."

"Isn't it just to talk first and talk later? It's not that you are not allowed to talk!" I was annoyed at the time, this woman is troublesome, there is nothing to grab for a word, it is simply incomprehensible, "Anyone who has an opinion, just say it!" Don't say anything, go where you like, I have something to do, why are you making trouble?"

Seeing me getting angry, Liu Qiqi and Wei Qingshuang immediately looked at Wei Wei together, "Then you go ahead."

Wei Wei asked hesitantly: "Xiao Lan, the two of them are your friends."

"This is my deskmate, and this is the vacation tutor."

"Uh, they also have something to do with you. In this way, I will help my aunt cook first. You guys chat first. Actually, I have nothing to do."

After Wei Wei finished speaking, she stood up and wanted to leave, but Liu Qiqi grabbed her and said, "You are hesitating, why are you all right? Do you think your matter is not suitable for outsiders like us to hear?"

Wei Qingshuang continued, "The acting skills are so poor that a blind person can tell that you have something to do, and it's hard to say it, and you can't let outsiders hear it. This kind of thing is limited..."

Mian Mian stood up and added, "Aren't you pregnant? The child belongs to Ye Lan, so you asked him to marry the child?"

Wei Wei looked at Mian Mian in horror, "You, how can you talk?"

"How fresh, you can talk, why can't I?" Cotton put his hips on his hips confidently, "Normally, I should be asking you how you can talk."

Liu Qiqi coughed lightly, "Normal cats can't talk."

Wei Qingshuang added, "So, she discovered the secret that Mian Mian is actually a cat demon, so we have no choice but to kill her to silence her."

Mian Mian was furious, "You are the cat demon, your whole family is cat demon!"

I was furious, "Can you stop talking nonsense, my sister Xiaowei just wants to whisper something to me..."

Wei Qingshuang nodded and said, "Sure enough, she is pregnant."

"Besides, I turned my face." I glared at Wei Qingshuang, Liu Qiqi, and Mian Mian, and finally stared at the three of them until they shut up, and then I said to the terrified Wei Wei, "Miss Xiaowei, you are not I have never seen a monster or a ghost. What is there to be afraid of if a cat can talk? If something happens, you can tell it quickly. The three of them are all my best friends, that kind of best friends. You know, they are absolutely reliable. .”

Suddenly, Wei Wei looked at Liu Qiqi and Wei Qingshuang, "You two are also mages?"

Liu Qiqi grinned, "No, I'm a celestial demon scarier than monsters! The celestial demons pass by, not a single blade of grass grows, and they all mutate!"

Wei Qingshuang grinned, "No, I'm a superimposed imaginary number image projecting reality. For human beings, it is more dangerous than monsters and ghosts. If I show my original shape, you will go crazy just by looking at me!"

Cotton rushed to say: "What about me, what about me, why did you leave me behind! I was the day before yesterday..."

I couldn't talk properly, so I covered Mian Mian's mouth, held her head in my arms, and motioned to Wei Wei, "Miss Xiaowei, go ahead and ignore them, they are trying to scare you. If you have something to say, finish it in one breath, don't give them a chance to steal it!"

Wei Wei hesitated for a moment, then said in a low voice with a guilty conscience: "Xiao Lan, I seem to be pregnant."

I,"……"

Liu Qiqi, "..."

Wei Qingshuang, "..."

Mian Mian stuck his head out in a baffled manner, "Meow hahahaha, let me say it right, the next step should be the Tianjiang Department's intrusion, the scumbag empathizes with each other and really throws the blame, the poor girl is desperate and can't think about it for a while Suicide. If the suicide is successful, it will be a depressive story, and if the suicide fails and is rescued by a domineering president, it will be a sweet story...Are you ready to commit suicide now?"

Wei Wei, "..."

I raised my hand and drew a big seal symbol on the cotton mouth, then stuffed it into my trouser pocket.

Ah Hua immediately poked her head out to protest, "I said, can you stop stuffing messy things into my nest... Hey, there are so many people, haha, haha, just pretend I don't exist, you guys Keep going."

Without saying a word, Ahua the Cowardly Dragon shrank back into her pocket again.

Wei Wei, "Xiao Lan, what is that in your pocket?"

I laughed dryly and said: "It's also a monster. I have been a Duan Jiang Demon Master during my recent vacation, and I have a fulfilling life. It's just that these monsters have no place to put them, so they carry them with me. Let's talk about this later, I didn't listen to what you just said Clear, what's wrong with you? What do you suspect?"

"I said I seem to be pregnant!" Wei Wei raised her tone a little, probably finally mustered up the courage, and continued in one breath, "I haven't felt very well since I came back from Haicheng. I didn’t come and didn’t talk about it, and I felt nauseous from time to time, throwing up what I ate, I didn’t know what to do, so I bought a pregnancy test stick and tested it, the result, the result..."

I was shocked, "Miss Xiaowei, let me tell you what's good about you? Why did you start making waves when you went to college? It's fine if you make waves, and you don't even take any insurance measures. I'm a high school student and I know how to do things." Wearing a condom before to prevent killing people..."

Liu Qiqi nodded, "Mianmian really has some skills before, and now he has progressed to the stage of being a scumbag. Hey, you are from the sky."

Wei Qingshuang was displeased, "Why is it me and not you in this Skyfall system? In comparison, your relationship with Ye Lan is closer."

Liu Qiqi said: "First, Ye Lan and I have been sitting at the same table for so long, so we can't be regarded as descended from the sky; second, I am not as beautiful as you..."

Wei Qingshuang was very happy when she heard it, "I like to hear this, since what you said is so true, then I will avoid the trouble and become a descendant of heaven."

Although they are two beauties, what should I do if I suddenly have the urge to kill them both?

"Miss Xiaowei, don't bother with the two of them who are mentally ill. Take your time, let's not worry. Whose child is this?"

Wei Wei hesitated and said, "I, I don't know."

I had no choice but to be shocked again, "Sister Xiaowei, you, you have gone too far, you don't even know who the child's father is, did you play in the group when you were in school?"

This is really beyond recognition!

I don't have the chance to do this kind of thing with such a high profile. She did it as a freshman, and she even killed her. It's obviously nothing, but the taste is strong enough!

Wei Wei became angry from embarrassment, "Are you still letting me talk? I haven't done those things, I don't have a boyfriend, and I haven't had a relationship with anyone!"

Pregnant without having sex!

Are we ready to enter the Bible world line?

9 Chapter Thirty

I still believe in Wei Wei's words. After all, everyone has grown up since childhood. I can tell at a glance whether she is lying or not. What's more, she doesn't need to lie to me about such a big matter. She has already looked for the child's father went.

But the problem is, we have never encountered such a mythical plot of virgin pregnancy, and we don't remember whether we have encountered it in previous lives.

I had no choice but to ask the two audience members for help, "What do you two think?"

Wei Qingshuang answered quickly, "Then it has nothing to do with my Heavenly Descendant, and I don't have the ability to conceive in space."

Liu Qiqi slowed down a bit, looking unhappy, and glared at Wei Qingshuang before saying, "As an ordinary female high school student, I have no experience in this kind of thing. As demons, we never do this kind of thing." Usually, the target is sucked dry and replaced with a shell. The operation I am doing now belongs to the experimental stage, and it is completely following the normal pregnancy and production procedures. Therefore, this matter has nothing to do with us demons."

I sighed and said, "I don't mean to doubt you, but I want you to help me think about what's going on. After all, I'm not familiar with these aspects."

Wei Qingshuang raised her hand, "You know, I'm no better than you, so if you ask me about this kind of thing, it's better to ask yourself."