Ghost, please let me go

Of course, I will not say this conjecture if I am killed. Anyway, if there is no proof, I will just pretend that there is no such thing.

I said calmly: "Although there are not many existences that can be evenly matched with the board of directors, it is not impossible, but as far as I know, they are not good people who give favors for no reason. In addition to pointing you to enter the world, that guy also pointed out other people. what's the matter?"

Wenrou said not very sure: "No...well, it was the God Lord who received the guidance at the beginning. After coming in, the God Lord didn't confess anything. We have been staying in the world honestly, and because too concentrated will make it too eye-catching, so Scattered to various planets, only me and the four great envoys stayed on the earth to serve the God Lord, and I did nothing but work hard to survive, let alone be honest."

This is not entirely true.

I said: "You guys really haven't done anything? What happened to the Heavenly Demon Hand under the Dahongling Mountain that was suppressed by the Qinglong Earthquake? Could it be that you cut it out of boredom and buried it under the mountain to play with?" ?”

"That is the fifth divine envoy among the four envoys. After we entered the human world, because we did not understand the situation, we wanted to transform the human world according to the changed characteristics. As a result, we were attacked by Singularity Corporation. In order to cover us, she She sacrificed herself." The gentle tone was extremely heavy, "Singularity Corporation divided her body into one hundred and eight parts, suppressed them in different worlds, and there will never be a chance of resurrection."

When I heard that, I couldn't help but feel a little worried, "The hand in the world was sold by the Blackstone Group. Don't tell me you don't care about Singularity, and take this opportunity to attack and completely wipe out this criminal group?"

Gentle and embarrassed, said: "Although this is a good excuse, but there are people in the Blackstone Group, and it is not easy to hit them."

I said: "No matter how strong the background is, how can it be stronger than the board of directors? There are people behind them, and there are people behind us. It's not like you didn't miss the fact that Da Dong came here in person just now."

Gentle said: "I heard that there is also a big director behind the Blackstone Group..."

As soon as I heard it, I immediately said, "Which one? Tell me, I'll call him over to ask, we know the big directors well, and if I call them, they are all eager to come. Tell me, who do you want to call."

Rourou hurriedly said: "No, no, Da Dong is busy with everything, so there is no need to bother them with such a trivial matter. However, if I arrange to attack the Blackstone Group, if the higher-ups trouble me in the future, you have to recite it for me." .”

I boldly said, "No problem, if there is something wrong, let them talk to me, isn't it just to destroy a smuggling group? Even Da Dong can't poach a corner of his own house, right? Let's take care of this matter, Lu Xun said , the reason must be strong, don't be afraid of them."

"You are not afraid, but I am afraid. If Da Dong really wants to show up, I will become a scum if I don't even have a chance to speak. Don't lie to me. If you lie to me, I will really be tricked by you Died." Rourou was very worried, "Hey, since you are familiar with the big directors, why do you need to spy on you? You don't have a grudge with the big directors, do you?"

Your uncle, didn't you just wake up, why are you so clear-headed.

I laughed dryly and said: "How is it possible? With Da Dong's ability, if you really want to have hatred, you will have to kill me if you meet me. Maybe you can talk to me? Watch me, that's because this place in the world is more important. They wanted to come, but they didn't refuse because of their sympathy, but after agreeing, they were worried that I would mess around here and destroy the human environment. I sneaked in before because it was too troublesome, but now that I was discovered, they also I'm sorry to drive me away, so I can only keep an eye on me. They are thinking too much, I just came to do something, it's not a big deal, is it worth destroying the world? It's settled like this, after you go back, you should quickly settle the matter of the Blackstone Group, and the future of our alliance will depend on your targeted attack to open up breakthroughs."

Rourou looked around, and said with some reluctance: "Just go like this? After finally going deep into the creation orchard, I have to pick some fruits and take them with me."

I said: "Don't worry about the fruit. You have no original state, and you can't change back after eating this fruit. It's better to continue to be your celestial demon and eat it quietly. Maybe you are still thinking about counterattack Heavenly God Realm, can’t you go back to the Heavenly God again? Don’t count on this. I didn’t see that from the beginning of the first generation to the fifth generation of you, you all stayed outside honestly. The first generation has become a ghost, day, day, day, day, and air. I can't counterattack, either, you guys, just stay quietly and quietly."

"We don't want to counterattack the world of gods, but to protect ourselves." Rourou said, "The gods of the sixth generation have been chasing us fiercely and insisting on killing us. Even hiding in the world is not a long-term solution, especially now We were discovered by Qiao Xiaomin again, there is no guarantee that she will not report to the world of gods, and when the six generations of gods make a big attack, we will no longer be able to stay in the human world."

I laughed out loud, "I thought it was something, don't worry, I've stood up for you too, if they really dare to come to the world to find trouble, the board of directors doesn't care about me, and they will be kicked back in minutes , if you dare not listen to me, you will destroy them and change to another god!"

Wen Rou looked at me with a shocked face, "You, are you bragging too much? Those who dare to say such things in the world are the big directors of the board of directors. Are you as powerful as the big directors? ? When you dealt with the matter in Haicheng, you didn't look like you had such supernatural powers."

"Look at what you said, if you don't have great skills, you must be able to settle things?" I said, "You have been in the world for so many years, do the second generation of power and the second generation of money have their own skills? behind?"

Hearing what I said, Rourou suddenly realized, "Oh, so you are a super second generation like Yueqian, no wonder you hit it off with her and you were able to draw her into the alliance. It turns out that you are in the same boat."

Your sister, you are the only one who is in the same boat, your whole family is in the same boat!

Although the words were not pleasing to the ear, Rourou was really relieved because of this, and obediently left the Genesis Orchard.

I stood in the Genesis Orchard and looked around. It was deserted, not to mention the monster statues, there was not even a monster hair statue, and I shouted "I'm leaving"!

No one answered me.

Well, let's go!

Return to the world and do big things!

The second volume is Wushuang Wushuang.

Chapter 9 and Five

Standing at the entrance of the village, looking at the familiar village, I suddenly feel like a world away.

Obviously only left for a month, and the summer vacation is still a week away, but it feels like a lifetime has passed.

I remember reading a book that said that the length of life has nothing to do with time, but only with experience. Now that I think about it, it really makes sense.

There are so many things that happened in this summer vacation, so much that it is a bit difficult to even recall... After all, not everyone is like me, and there may be other things hidden in the memory.

At the beginning of the summer vacation, I was still an ordinary sophomore in high school. The only thing I was worried about was the hellish third year of high school and the brutal college entrance examination in the future. At the end of the summer vacation, I was already a person who could go to heaven and earth at will, Those who chat and laugh are all masters who will destroy the world if they disagree with each other. Even the younger brother is also a former god, a former dragon, and a former demon. If you pick any one, they are all dicks!

Pushing the world horizontally for a month, smashing the sky, smashing the air, we are definitely the protagonists who have upgraded the fastest in history!

Little world, we can walk sideways!

Kill whoever is not pleasing to the eye, and flirt with whoever is beautiful!

From now on, the second child, my boss!

The sky can't cover my eyes, the ground can't cover my heart, all living beings understand me...

"Little Lanzi, you're back. You haven't been home for a holiday. Your mother is going crazy. Go back and wait for the beating!"

Li Baoku from the old Li family in Xiadao walked past me unsteadily, smelling of alcohol.

This scene is a bit familiar. Could it be that the imaginary world really simulates the future of the real world?

Originally, after coming out of the Genesis Orchard, there are still many things to do.

The king of infinite giants that was caught needs to be dealt with, the investigator at the airport, the 006 spacecraft that is not threatening and disobedient needs to be dealt with, the dispute over the mountain master of Kunlun Mountain needs to be dealt with, and the deal with Qingxu Realm needs to be dealt with quickly. , the company in Haicheng has been officially listed, so I have to go and have a look... There are a lot of messy things.

But it was because I was uneasy when I opened the warehouse door in the world of imaginary numbers and saw the three-headed demon god, so I put everything aside and had to go home and take a look before I could rest assured.

Now, as soon as I arrived at the entrance of the village, the plot of the world of imaginary numbers began to play out, and I was even more unsure of myself. I didn't care about answering Li Baoku, so I hurried home.

As for the fact that my mother will beat me, I don't care at all. We have already rehearsed how to deal with it in the world of imaginary numbers.

The method rehearsed in the imaginary number world is effective in killing the big eyeballs, let alone dealing with my mother, a middle-aged rural woman with only a junior high school education?

We don't need to work hard, we can settle it casually!

When I arrived at the gate of the courtyard, I took a look inside and saw my sister playing in the courtyard, with a round squirrel in her left hand and a big red and round apple in her right hand, and a sad-faced squirrel sitting under her buttocks. Lovely white fox, having a great time, when he saw me entering the yard, he immediately grinned wide, screamed to stand, opened his round and fat arms, bobbed excitedly, and sat down on his buttocks The white fox's expression changed from hopeless to wanting to die.

This is my own sister, even if I haven't seen her for a month, she hasn't forgotten me!

I hurriedly trotted for two steps, bent over and stretched my arms, ready to give my sister a warm hug.

At this moment, a loud bang was heard.

Murderous!

I turned my head and saw that the door was wide open. My mother had a kitchen knife in one hand and a broom in the other, as if she was an invincible general who was single-handedly preparing to take the head of the enemy general in a crowd of thousands of troops.

Huh, a kitchen knife?

During the simulation, she didn't mention the kitchen knife!

However, the general plot is correct, and there is no need to care about the details.

"You little bastard, you still know how to go home. Your wings are so stiff. You haven't been home for a whole holiday. There is no signal on the phone. No one knows where you went..."

It's now!

If you let her finish her sentence and pick up the broom to start the fight, she will not be able to stop, but if she starts too early, she will not vent her anger, and the tragic offensive will also be useless .

Immediately, like a rehearsal, I stood still, turned lightly, rushed towards my mother, hugged her, and before the broom fell, I yelled sincerely, "Mom, I miss me, I thought I will never see you again in this life..."

While yelling, I blinked hard.

Hey, where are the tears?

During the rehearsal, tears were shed as soon as they said it, why can't a single tear fall now?

The sensational effect of not shedding tears will be greatly reduced.

However, the general direction of the preview is fine, and these details don't matter.

Hearing my shout, my mother hesitated holding the broom, "Where did this cat come from?"

Hey, this is wrong. As a real mother, shouldn't you be concerned about why I said what I just said?Why do you care about the black cat on my shoulder?

I turned my head and glanced over my shoulder, okay, I’ve been arguing with me all day long, and I’m twitching the cotton that looks like a god, and I’m squatting there with my body curled up, with my front paws tucked in, staring at Yuanyuan’s big eyes. My mother, there is still a meow without a sound!

Damn you, she's acting cute!

She's showing off to my mom!

As a former god who was full of arrogance, she was the creator of the world and human beings, and she actually showed her cuteness to a middle-aged rural woman with a junior high school education who had the power to bind a chicken but not the ability to kill a dog!

How about your aspirations when facing me?Where is your godly score!

As expected, there is no lower limit to the integrity of the gods.

"This is a stray cat I picked up. It was starving to death at the time. It looked so pitiful..."

If my mother knows that it cost more than 1 yuan to buy, today will be my death day next year.

"I picked up a stray cat, it looks strange, let your sister hold it, what should I do if it falls off my shoulder and falls on this little thing?" My mother looked at Mian Mian with a gentle face.

Well, this can be regarded as settled, even if you have such a good attitude towards the stray cat you picked up, you shouldn't kill me, my own son.

I picked up the cotton and handed it to my sister who was looking at me eagerly.

My sister threw the fat squirrel in her hand and caught the cotton with both hands, giggling happily.

The fat squirrel that fell to the ground and the white fox that looked like he was about to die were all shivering, with an expression that was about to die of fright.

"The stray cat you picked up? It's pretty clean." My mother looked at Mi Mian and squinted at me, her tone was very unfriendly.

I accompanied Xinxin and said, "Yes, I bathed her... Ouch, oh my god!"

A broom hit my ass hard!

"Stray cats! You think I don't know Yingduan. How can more than 1 cats roam outside? Can the ones with shiny and shiny fur be stray cats? Ye Lan, you are promising. You won't be home for a month, and you will lie and fart when you come back. , See if I don't beat you to death today!"

The broom fell like a storm.

Ouch, oh my!

Chapter 9: The Invincible BOSS

My blood is boiling!

My heart is roaring!

Do you know who you are hitting?

The only thing in the world of the heavens is unparalleled in the unparalleled universe. The only thing that can't say anything is what it is. Raise your hand to destroy the world and throw your foot into the creation of the world. Talking and laughing are all big things. There are all kinds of demon gods. A casual look can scare people who don't have enough weight to death. By!

Oh, and a mouth!

The mouth of the creator is reincarnated!

Although the big directors who are as powerful as the board of directors want to bite me to death (unfortunately, they have no mouths), but they have to be polite when they meet!

You are a middle-aged rural woman, and you only graduated from junior high school, and your education level is now two levels lower than mine. How dare you hit me!

I was burning with rage, my eyes were red, and while I raised my arms to block the broom that fell like a storm, I stared at this frenzied and terrifying middle-aged woman who could not help giving birth to indescribable fear, full of tears. He yelled in grief and indignation: "Mom, I'm your own son. If you can't have a young one, you don't want me as a big one. If you beat him again, you will be killed!"

"Don't worry, I'm going to pick up the thick fleshy part of my back and buttocks, and I have to save my head for college entrance exams, you won't be beaten to death!" The berserk middle-aged woman is really not that easy to deal with, and she is merciless , "I let you be wild, I made you lie, I made you pretend to be pitiful, your fat wings are stiff, your father is not at home today, I will fight for his share, so that he will not beat you with a door, you Said, you didn’t have a home this holiday, where did you go? If you don’t make it clear today, you don’t even think about it! I’ll provide you with delicious food and drink, so that you can be an honest person. Study hard and make progress every day, look at other people, I have gone to make up lessons during the holidays, I have already agreed with you, Miss Xiaowei, to let her help you with tutoring, you are good, there is no shadow..."

Your uncle, this is completely different from the plot simulated in the world of imaginary numbers, okay?

Sure enough, there is still a big difference between fantasy and reality. This is like having no books than believing in books... Hey, books?

With an idea in my heart, I finally realized why she was so angry.

It’s one thing not to stay at home for a holiday, but it’s another thing not to honestly study at home!

That's easy!

I hurriedly said: "Mom, Mom, stop now, I'm not going out, I'm going to make up lessons with my classmates. I'm at the same table, Liu Qiqi, you know."

My mother finally stopped the broom, and asked with some suspicion: "That little girl with big white eyes and a sinuous smile?"

I breathed a sigh of relief, "Yes, yes, it's her, I'm at the same table, the top student in our class, you two have a very good relationship..."

My mother was furious, picked up the broom and started pumping again, "Okay, Ye Lan, you are really fat, what's wrong, you're already in the third year of high school, you're dating, and you're hooking up with girls who are good at studying , how did I give birth to such a wolf-hearted thing like you, I will beat you to death today..."

Why is my mother's brain circuit so clear?To say that Liu Qiqi and I have a date depends on whether he can take a fancy to me, doesn't it?Her ostensible identity is a girl from the richest family in Xin County, the school is set to be a top student, and she has already booked a route to study abroad, and her identities are the gods of the day before and now the demons!

I quickly explained: "It's not about dating, it's really not about dating, even if I want to, people still look down on me, right?"

My mother was furious when she heard this, "My son has a nose and eyes, why does she look down on you?"

Mom, you get angry when you are angry, and beat me hard, don’t you?

Besides, it has no nose and no eyes, it's a horror movie, and it doesn't fit with our current world line.

I said: "Mom, take it easy. That's what I said. We will be in the third year of high school soon. We are all focused on studying, so there is no way we can find a partner. She has an aunt in Haicheng who is the president of a large multinational company." The manager has a very wide network of contacts. He helped to contact a special teacher in Haicheng and set up a small cram school. Besides the two of us, there are other people, ten in total. Didn’t I go to Haicheng to buy a mobile phone that day? , I ran into her on the way, and she told me about it, and asked me if I would go. I thought it was a rare opportunity, so I agreed. I wanted to tell you, but when I came back, you said About our teacher’s phone call, why don’t I rush to explain it? As soon as I finished explaining at his house, Liu Qiqi called me and asked me to take her car to Haicheng for class. At that time, I happened to The phone ran out of battery. I thought I would call you to talk about it when I arrived in Haicheng, but when I arrived in Haicheng, I took it to a villa on the mountain in the suburbs. It was all confiscated. What about closed tutoring? How can I say that people don’t let me make this call, unless I don’t want to participate and want to leave here, then I can call. I thought this opportunity is rare, so I stayed. Why don't you stay here until now!"

Pretty!

perfect!