Ghost, please let me go
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It took less than two days, and such a big change happened, what can I do if I don't know?I'm not afraid that it's really a demon saint pulling the flag, this matter has nothing to do with me, but I'm afraid it's a demon moth created by Basong to avoid punishment.
Although the group of statues were arranged to watch Basong before leaving, it is doubtful whether the group of statues with obvious IQ problems can stand up to such a vicious criminal.
Basong doesn't want to deal with this stuff anymore, and he really can't get over this hurdle in his heart.
At that time, he was not dealt with. Firstly, he didn’t think about how to deal with it. Secondly, how could he and his master be able to engage in such a big business? She is a favorite concubine, and the root of all this is actually this favorite concubine. After harming so many children of many families, she can't bear any responsibility.
I turned around and left, ready to have a big show with the monster in the mirror, but I didn't know that as soon as I turned around, the pangolin sister hurriedly grabbed me, "You monster, why don't you count your words? I've already said it. Let me tell you about the Dahongling Monster School."
Damn, I really forgot about this, I just said it casually just now, who knew it was serious.
I said, "Sister, don't you want to go out and follow Xing Tian to throw your head and blood to build the demon country on the earth and fight for a bright future for the monsters? With such a big cause, how can you have time to go to school?"
The elder sister pangolin said confidently: "You said that you should leave a way out. I think it makes sense. Let me understand first. I will follow Xingtian Dasheng to do business here. If I fail, then I will go Dahongling avoids the limelight, and attends another school by the way!"
This plan is clear and obvious, but it never thought about it, what if this matter is involved in Xing Tian's flag-raising career?Never thought that the Dahongling Monster School would not accept such a rebel who failed to rebel against mankind?Haven't you ever thought that it's not qualified enough to go to Dahongling Monster School?
This guy really is too simple-minded!
Chapter 719 The matter of going to school
However, our black-faced gods have said that any heart to study and make progress is worthy of respect.
As long as you want to learn, it is never too late.
Of course, if you take the college entrance examination tomorrow, forget it if you only want to study today. Go to bed early and refresh yourself. Maybe you can get a higher rate of correct answers if you are stupid than if you are serious.
Anyway, I still agree with the words of our black-faced god, so I told her very seriously when I looked at the eyes of the pangolin elder sister who were full of desire to survive, no, it was the thirst for knowledge. The Dahongling Monster School that I know.
The principal is respectable, the teachers are amiable, the classmates are lovely, the teachers are strong, the campus environment is good, the cafeteria food is delicious...
These are all made up by me!
I have only been there twice in total, and I came and went in a hurry, without bothering to look carefully and ask carefully. How do I know what the Dahongling Monster School looks like?
However, everyone has the same fantasies about school, kindergarten fantasizes about elementary school, elementary school fantasizes about junior high school, junior high school fantasizes about high school, high school fantasizes about university, university fantasies about graduate students... Although every beautiful fantasies will be shattered by the cruel reality in the end, even There is no possibility of a trace of restoration, but it still does not delay each class of students to go forward and plunge into new pits with beautiful fantasies.
As a standard sophomore in high school, we have survived such heavy blows again and again, and now we are full of all kinds of good fantasies about college life.
So we don’t have to think about it now, just talk about all the beautiful fantasies that are no different from hallucinations, and the pangolin sister was so excited, trembling all over, muttering: "I must see it, I must go to see it, there is such a good school in the world, why didn't I know it before?"
To be honest, I have never seen such a good school before, so I said to Sister Pangolin earnestly: "Sister, everyone didn't know about such a good school before, but soon everyone will know it. I will definitely rush to go, if it is late, I will not be able to register. I have revealed an inside gossip to you. Before I came out this time, the teaching director secretly told me that the school has limited the maximum number of students. , If I have any relatives and friends to take care of, I will introduce them as soon as possible, and the school will be able to enroll in advance, or else when the news of the public recruitment is announced, I will have to compete with other monsters who have registered."
"It's too dark to operate in a black box, with good relatives and close friends." The pangolin elder sister was indignant, "Is it great to have a backer? Can you do whatever you want with a background? Is there any law in this world? Although we monsters are not comparable to humans, but We still have to learn the good morals of human beings, and we must resolutely oppose this kind of black-box operation, and insist on..."
I interrupted it and said: "You, don't be stubborn, the school gave me ten recommended places, and now none of them are useless. I don’t have any friends or relatives, so most of these ten places are useless. Originally, I think you are quite suitable, but seeing that you are so disgusted with this kind of black-box operation, my thinking is probably wrong, then I wish you... ..."
"I'm not disgusted, I'm not disgusted at all!" The pangolin elder sister immediately expressed her position in a firm tone, "Look, no matter whether it's a human or a demon, they don't live in a vacuum, and no one has any new relatives. Do you need to take care of your friends? Besides, learning this kind of thing is what you want, no matter whether it is relying on people or money, it is good to have a motivated heart. Look at other rich people, they have committed crimes , I don’t forget to spend millions to help my daughter go to a prestigious school. What kind of studious and progressive spirit is this? This kind of spirit is worthy of our vigorous study and promotion. Youdao is that money has a price and knowledge is priceless... Cough, first let me say Ah, I don't have any money... You are not going to sell your recommendation quota for money, are you?"
Although Sister Pangolin speaks passionately, when it comes to money, she immediately calms down.
I said: "How is it possible? If I sell such a precious study place for money, what kind of monster should I be? But if you want to go, you have to go now, and it will be too late. But don't you still want to go?" Participate in the Great Sage Xingtian's great cause of creating the demon kingdom on earth?"
Sister Pangolin said: "So many monsters have come, I guess it will not be a problem to establish a monster country, and I will not be left alone. I will go to study first, and when I return from my studies, I can better serve the monster country and monsters. I will go now , Studying, every inch of time is precious, racing against time is a must, are you going to write me a letter of recommendation? Oh, you have to tell me how to get to Dahongling, I don’t know you well.”
"No, I have a fast track in my trouser pocket, which leads directly to the Dahongling Monster School. The one passing here is what I recommend."
"Build the fast track in your trouser pocket..." Sister Pangolin was a little skeptical, "You're not lying to me, no one would do that."
"Of course it wasn't done by a human." This is what Long did, right? Who would make a home in a human pocket for a normal person? Thinking about it is crazy, okay? , look at me so simple and honest, can I lie to you?"
"That's true..." The pangolin elder sister looked around hesitantly.
A steady stream of monsters were still running passionately towards the outside of the mirror, and none of them noticed what was happening in the corner here.
"Okay, I'll go!" The pangolin sister quickly made a decision.
"Okay, let's go!" I grabbed the pangolin sister and rolled it into a ball, stuffed it in my trouser pocket, and sent a message to A'hua, "Take this pangolin to Dahongling Monster School."
Ah Hua replied: "It's not a snack for us, it's all cleaned up and ready to eat. What a disappointment!"
Your uncle, it was cleaned as soon as it entered. This efficiency is too high. How can I do other things without seeing it pass so quickly?
I ignored Ah Hua, turned around and ran out of the mirror following the monster Daliu.
Stepping out of the mirror, I suddenly remembered that I had said so much just now, but I forgot to ask why they can also use mirror passages. Wasn’t this thing built by Bloody Mary?
Otherwise, ask Ah Hua or who?Forget it, we can be considered celebrities now, and we still have to ask others this kind of question that seems to be common sense at first glance, and we are ridiculed for not knowing anything.
I was thinking about it, when I heard a loud roar, "Go left, go left, go left together, run forward along the passage, follow the instructions!"
Chapter 7 The Beginning of a New Era
This voice was not shouted by one person, but by an unknown number of people shouting at the same time, but obviously without any training, the shouting was one after another, not neat at all, and the monsters who just ran in didn't know much about discipline, and they were confused. Blindfolded and unable to understand the situation, they asked questions one after another, and for a while the noisy voices roared into their ears like a tidal wave.
I made up my mind and wanted to stand still and observe the situation first, but there were too many monsters behind them, running so fast and fast, as if rushing to get on the subway, it was so crowded that I couldn't stand still at all, so I could only cover my head Brainly ran forward with the flow, while looking around.
Looking at it so carefully, I couldn't help being surprised.
If I remember correctly, the mirror I located should be located in the bathroom of the Jidala Palace, but where is the bathroom in front of me, but a huge hall, and the mirror I came out of is just something to say. In one of the hundred mirrors, monsters are running out of each mirror in an endless stream. Although the hall is spacious, it is still crowded with such a large flow of monsters.
However, with such a large flow of monsters, the hall is crowded but not chaotic.
In front of each mirror, there are two rows of guys in armor and whips, one every two meters, each of them is at least three meters high, tall and half strong, like hills, about to rush out monsters They are all separated and controlled to move forward in an orderly manner.
The sound of running to the left was from the guys who maintained order.
They were not only shouting, but the whips they were carrying were not decorations either.
The monsters who came here are all used to being carefree, and some of them might be the toubobs of their own one-acre three-point land. Arrogant, I feel that I am capable and capable, how can I be a soldier when I come here, of course I have to be named a general, so that I can be worthy of my own ability and the loyalty and blood that came all the way. Since I want to be a general, then Naturally, you have to have the prestige and temper of a general, and you have to put it on the table first. If you wait for the reappearance school, then why don't you hurry up, you have to get up now, so that Lord Yaosheng can see such a striking Only by myself can I become a general directly, right?
So from time to time, there will be monsters that come out to stab, let you run to the left instead of running to the right, let you not make noise but you have to shout, let the honesty follow the rules and you have to do things yourself.
"Go away, I'm the king of Tujianzi Mountain Country, and I've come to join the Demon Saint Albert not far away... Oops, ah, ah... Don't fight, don't fight..."
"You guys who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, I want to be a general under the demon saint. Oh, ah, ah... dare to hit me, wait until I become a general... ah, ah... don't fight..."
"Demon Saint, Demon Saint, I'm a mole, I'm a mole...don't hit me, I'm not a mole, woo woo woo..."
"I've waited thousands of miles to vote, how dare you treat us like this, this is not the way of a corporal, ah, ah, don't fight, don't fight, I won't say it, I'm not a soldier, I'm shit..."
The whip looked like it was specially made. Although it was dark and inconspicuous, and there was no dazzling photoelectric effect when it was swung, no matter how rough and thick the monster was, the skin would be torn and bloody when it was whipped down. After three whips, they couldn’t roll anymore, and there was only wailing and screaming. All the kings and generals were obedient and obedient on the spot. They really had a very tough temper, but they just refused to accept it. After four or five whips, they couldn’t shout anymore. Only the hands and feet can twitch twice, and the armored men who maintain order will come out and drag them away immediately.
Under such brutal, bloody and unceremonious suppression, the hall presented a strange scene.
When I first came out of the mirror, the sky was filled with excitement, and it was as lively as a vegetable market, but it was just over a hundred meters away, but it was very quiet. The monsters all closed their mouths and bowed their heads nervously, following the instructions Run forward quickly.
Although we are celebrities now, we have always kept a low profile. What's more, as a fake monster who sneaked in, if we don't keep a low profile, wouldn't we be committing suicide?
I lowered my head and ran forward with the flow, planning to wait until I ran out of the hall before trying to find a way to escape from the brigade and find the entrance to the basement.
If I did this, no one would pay attention to me, and I followed the instructions and ran to the exit of the hall without incident.
Coming out of the exit, there is a huge square. The monsters are crowded with monsters. There are thousands of them. They are crowded and crowded, and they all run forward cautiously according to the instructions.
In front of you, you can see five huge signs erected, with five big characters "Ping, Lin, Mao, Yu, Kun" written on them.
A huge voice kept shouting in the air, "Listen carefully, don't wander around. When you get to the diversion card, look at the classification sign. There are five categories of feathers, scales, feathers, and insects. Each has its own place. Don't mix it up! Birds, feathers, and insects go left. In the first channel, animal caterpillars take the second channel on the left, insects with shells take the third channel on the left, scale insects take the second channel on the right, and hairless and scaleless insects take the first channel on the right!"
No hair and no scales, then I should go to the right.
I quickly followed the instructions and followed the diversion team to the right. I was running forward with my head down, when I suddenly heard a voice shouting: "That, hey, that, run with your head down, what about you... "
Whoops, running with your head down is also a problem?Is it impossible to run forward with your head held high?
I quickly raised my head and looked around, only to see a guy in golden armor standing on a high shelf, holding an electric horn in one hand, pointing at me with the other, and still shouting, "What are you looking at, what are you talking about?" Woolen cloth!"
ah?Say me?
I subconsciously pointed to myself.
"That's right, it's you, come here, come here!" Jin Jiajia shouted holding up the electric horn.
I'm so low-key, how can you pull me out from so many monsters?
Look around again, okay, no wonder you can catch me at a glance, and I ran away patronizingly, and when I didn’t pay attention, there were only frogs, toads, earthworms and the like left around me. Originally, if they were all normal sizes, I would I also noticed it, but I prefer that some frogs are as big as people, and they all stand up and walk on two hind legs, and they run quite happily.
Standing in the middle of such a large group of guys, it's hard not to be noticed.
What if you get caught?Make a big fuss, kill them all, and then go find the statue and the bassoon?This is too much time-consuming!Turn around and run without moving?That would be too embarrassing, we are now the headmaster of Dahongling Monster School, a celebrity on the Internet, with such a long name, even if we don't do a dragon flame massacre, we can't turn around and run away when something happens!
I couldn't make up my mind for a while, so I could only walk along the golden armor step by step.
Chapter 721 Demonic Representative
Gold Armor held up the horn and urged me, "Come here quickly, why are you dawdling? Take two quick steps, don't tell me you're a sloth!"
Well, it's a blessing, not a curse. It's a disaster that can't be avoided. Besides, even if it's a disaster, it's the monsters' fault. I'm so low-key, and they can still provoke me. You can't blame me for this matter.
I immediately quickened my pace, trotted to the bottom of the golden armor shelf, raised my head and asked, "What do you want me to do?"
"What's the matter with you?" Jin Jiajia jumped off the shelf, looked me up and down, "Are you stupid? Born with a low IQ? You're only [-] when you become a human? Can't you understand human speech?"
I was completely baffled, "What are you talking about? Of course I can understand human speech. Otherwise, what are we talking about now? Is it dog language?"
I am asking this sincerely.
I can't blame me for this, because it comes with a translation system, no matter what the other party says, I can hear standard Mandarin with a Xinxian accent in my ears, so I really don't know what language it is speaking.
Jin Hejiao sneered: "Okay, boy, this guy is very good at learning the language, and he can talk back. If you want to come to his one-third of an acre of land, he has the final say. I don't know what to call this king?" , while touching the back waist, pulled out the whip hanging on the back waist.
I said righteously: "What do you want to do? Let me tell you, although you are the subordinate of the Great Sage and are responsible for maintaining order here, you can't just hit people casually. No, it's a demon fight. We Although these mountain monsters don't understand the basic principles, they don't understand the basic principles of justice. They travel thousands of miles to join the Great Sage and go to the great cause together. In order to get used to the rules and order, it is normal and acceptable to take a few whips to learn some lessons, but If there is no reason to play monsters casually and have no reason to draw monsters, we will never swallow our anger. We have traveled far and wide to cast, in order to create a real monster that belongs to us where every monster can live freely in the sun The kingdom of the world, not to serve another group of monsters as slaves who can kill and insult at will! Even the great sage can't do it!"
"well said!"
The monsters who had been suppressed as quiet as a chicken applauded loudly in the surroundings, and the crowd was furious and ready to move. They were not too convinced in the first place, but they were frightened by the power of the whips in the hands of this group of armors. The name of the head, so I can only temporarily swallow my breath and obey the order.However, the country is easy to change and the nature is hard to change. The monsters who come here are all used to it. If you say that you can kill two chickens and monkeys with a whip, you can scare them for a while, but if you want to change them completely all at once, then It is absolutely impossible.Now that a provocateur has jumped out, and he still speaks so deeply into the demon's heart, if he doesn't want to coax him now, when will he wait?
"Quiet, quiet!" The men in armor who maintained order at the scene yelled, and they slammed their whips into the sky one after another, making crackling noises one after another. It will intensify the conflict, otherwise, according to the performance just now, it would have been really smoked, who would throw the whip as a warning?
But the mood of the monsters present has already risen, and it is simply a fantasy to suppress it with a few whips. , There is a kind of smacking on the head, killing me one by one, there are tens of thousands of them here, let's see if you can all be slapped to death one by one!"
Seeing that something was going wrong, Jin Jiajia turned his head to look at me immediately, with a fierce look in his eyes, lifted his whip, and shouted angrily: "Am I going to whip you casually? You didn't obey the orders, ran around casually, and mixed into the team that didn't belong to you Among them, the intention is clearly wrong, I suspect that you are a spy sent by the other side! Don't be fooled by him, you see that he doesn't look like a monster at all, he is completely a standard human being, he must be sent by the enemy to sneak into us The spies who sabotage the team! Now that many human mages are rushing here to suppress our nation-building action, we must not take it lightly, and we must not trust any guy of unknown origin!"
It was so loud, and it seemed to be quite reasonable. The excited and angry monsters were a little uncertain, and their emotions gradually calmed down. Some monsters already looked at me suspiciously.
When it comes to confrontation, we have never been afraid of anyone, a monster wants to fight with me, it is simply life and death!
I sneered and said, "Oh, I can't justify it, so I started to plant dirt on my head and frame me as a spy of human beings. If you identified me as a spy from the beginning, how could you call me so loudly in public? Come here, why don’t you just talk nonsense and don’t do anything? It’s clear that you just came up with it in a hurry, just trying to divert your attention by putting a hat on me, and cover up your real plan to beat me for no reason! The eyes of the crowd are Sharp, everyone said, is this the case?"
"Yes, that's right!"
"That's it. I kept bowing my head and obediently followed the instructions just now, but I was called over to whip me!"
"I've heard it all. He hasn't said anything about spies. He just called people over for no reason, and then took the whip!"
"What the hell, I came all the way here just to be slaves to these lowly bastards? I quit!"
"Quit, go home and be my king of the mountain!"
"That's right, we all came here for the demon sage, but the demon sage has never shown his face, it's just these bastards who are making us cheap."
"If you say scolding, you can curse, if you say smoke, you can smoke, think of us as nothing!"
Good guy, the crowd is so angry, it's just a matter of time, seeing that the men in armor can't suppress it just by waving their whips in the air!
Jin Jiajia hurriedly said: "Don't quibble! You don't even look at the side you are walking. They are gnats. You are a bit like a worm. You obviously don't understand the big classification of my monsters, so you mess around. Let’s go, why do you think the other monsters didn’t go wrong?”
The biggest point of the debate is that you don’t lose when you lose, and you can’t be weak. Even if you know you’re right, you have to be cunning first. As long as you confuse the opponent, you can fight back and turn the tables in one fell swoop. !I immediately confronted him, and said confidently: "Go to the right aisle without hair and scales. That's what you said. Look at me. Is there no mess and scales? Don't tell me that hair counts as well."
The golden armor said angrily: "Can you advance to scale insects when you become a human being? What should your original form be, what kind of type are you? No matter how much you look like, you can't change this fact..."
I laughed out loud, pointed at the golden armor and said, "I'm not telling the story, just now I was said to be a human monster who got in, but now I'm said to be a monster who turned into a human, dare to say that I wasn't a random framer ?”
The crowd of onlookers started booing again, some scolded, some shouted, some jumped, some turned around and began to walk back, the scene fell into complete chaos.
The golden armor jumped back onto the shelf, pointed at me and yelled angrily: "What I meant just now is that he is a fake monster, that's why he didn't understand that our classification went the wrong way, not that he is a real monster. This is actually very Simple, if he is a monster, then he can transform into a real body and show us!"
Chapter 722
I just stayed.
It's not impossible to transform into a magical horse, but it's just that turning into a monkey is very different from the original form of a normal monster. If this is performed by a large audience, it will be exposed.
Otherwise, do it directly, no nonsense?
"Hahaha, you don't dare, you can't change it..." Jin Jiajia laughed loudly, but it was a pity that he had just laughed three times before being interrupted by angry voices.
"What the hell, forcing people to transform in public, and still have a smile on their faces!"
"It's just that we don't look down on our kind!"
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