Ghost, please let me go

Your uncle's!

Originally, I was twisting my body and thinking about how to pose in a majestic pose, but this sentence almost missed my waist!

I glared at the bald old man with a white beard, "Master, don't you usually play with your phone, watch the news, or communicate with others?"

The old man with a bald head and a white beard said disdainfully: "When we aim to soar into the realm of cultivation, we naturally have to practice with all our heart and soul. Things like mobile phones, computers, and TVs have too much influence on our cultivation. I never use them. Yes. Young man, as an elder, I need to tell you a little life experience. This person’s life is limited, but the path of practice is infinite. There is a blue sky outside the blue sky, and a world outside the human world. You guys , How can you waste your life on those small screens, or say that the young people nowadays are not as good as the next generation, staring at the mobile phone screen every day, watching while walking, eating, sleeping, and even practicing. How can I concentrate on practicing..."

Well, it looks like I may have come across an unearthed artifact from prehistoric times.

I had no choice but to shift my gaze and look to the side.

Fu Wenfan looked annoyed and helpless.

Other old men and women were chatting with the young disciples behind them, and some even took out their mobile phones to look at them, looking at the screen and at me at the same time, obviously they were holding videos or photos to compare with real people.

Except for the bald old man with white beard who was still chattering, everyone else became more and more silent.

"Senior Brother Qi, stop talking." In the end, it was Fu Wenfan who interrupted the old man with the bald head and white beard.

The old man with a bald head and white beard said unwillingly: "Why don't you let me tell? You young people nowadays, every day except mobile phones are mobile phones, and practice is abandoned. It is a shame to the practice world..."

What a fart in the practice world, we run rampant in the world, all relying on hacking, when did we practice?

I couldn't bear to interrupt him, "I said, sir, you are talking so loudly, so what level have you practiced? You are already soaring, when are you going to fly? Seeing that your nose hairs are all white, I guess I can’t live for a few more years, and if I don’t fly, I’m going to die.”

"Shut up, ignorant junior, how dare you call the name of the ancient mountain master, it's really rude, your lord... you, you, you..."

Before the old man with the bald head and white beard could get angry, Fu Wenfan opened the phone and handed it to him.

The old man with the bald head and white beard glanced at me, then suddenly stuttered, his face turned from red to white, from white to blue, and when he looked at me again, he was terrified.

Well, now that I know who I am, it's my turn to pretend to be majestic and have a good time.

"Hey, don't worry, sir..."

With a dry cough, I was ready to show the magnanimity of an expert and let him know that I would never kill him in front of so many people. The bad old man destroys it, and kills people in public if he doesn't agree with him. That's mental illness, and the human design is going to collapse.

But before I could say anything, the old man with the bald head and white beard shouted out in horror, "You are the psychopath from the Battle of Haicheng!"

ha?

I'm a little confused!

When was this character set added to me?

Didn’t it used to be the illegitimate son of God, God, Ghost, Demon, God, and the unknown settings like “Ah, you are…” that only the speaker knows about?

Why did you suddenly add a mentally ill character?

Before I could react, the circle of old men and bosses didn't even bother to support the UFO. With a huff, they rushed up to the old man with a bald head and white beard.

Seven or eight hands pressed on his mouth at the same time.

Seven or eight opened their mouths at the same time and shouted, "Shut up!"

Another seven or eight hands were grasping the arms and legs, lifted the old man with the bald head and white beard, turned around and ran into the crowd behind.

Without the support of these main forces, the UFO sank immediately, and the other Kunlun disciples all looked like they were scolding MMP in their hearts, and they tried their best to lift it up, and it was considered that it was avoided because of this small sudden attack. The incident led to the tragic ending of the destruction of the Kunlun Mountains.

Fu Wenfan pushed it up vigorously, and at the same time showed me a complicated smile mixed with helplessness and some unknown meaning, "Mr. Ye, don't mind, Senior Brother Qi is a little bit hard..."

Seeing her helpless smile, I comforted her and said, "If you see that I really can't laugh, then stop laughing. I was so pretty but ended up smiling so awkwardly. It's just too destructive."

"Do you think I'm beautiful?" Fu Wenfan blushed immediately, and immediately covered his face with his hands, "Oh, I'm so sorry, I actually think I'm pretty, but no one has ever praised me like that in person. And me……"

The UFO fell down again, and all the Kunlun disciples exclaimed, one of them was so tall that he couldn't even straighten his waist.

"I'm not praising you, but..."

"You're stating a basic fact, aren't you? Whoops, that's embarrassing."

"I'm not stating..."

"Understand, understand, just to put it simply, I understand, I understand."

"I'm not simply saying, I want to..."

"Oh, don't think that way, we just met, we have to get to know each other first, even if it's not that in-depth, at least we have to have a good chat before making in-depth contact..."

Can anyone tell me what she is talking about?

Unexpectedly, I, who have never lost by talking in the world, have a day when I am so blocked that I can't speak or answer!

This ancient and clumsy closed disciple must be mentally abnormal.

No, the spirits of this group of Kunlun disciples don't seem to be normal. Otherwise, how could the old men and women suddenly set up the old man with the bald head and white beard and run away?The plot twists are nonsensical, the logic pattern is abnormal, and the development of complete psychosis flows!

"Don't worry about that nympho guy!" Lian Xianqing's voice came from behind, "Come and help me find a way, Xiao Gu has been in for a while, she is not in a state of life, if she can't pass the ladder, it is You're going to be out of your wits."

ha?

And what do you say?

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

As soon as I heard the panic, I ignored Fu Wenfan, who was obviously mentally abnormal. I turned around and saw that Lian Xianqing was still pulling the door, his face was flushed and sweat was profuse, and the door was broken by big holes and small cracks. But still motionless!

Chapter 685 Breaking Through the Door

Not a moment to move, not a moment to move.

The broken door didn't budge.

Although Lian Xianqing looks like a loli, she cannot be treated as a real loli.

First of all, she is Gu Mingzhuo's closed-door wife, and secondly, she is Gu Mingzhuo's apprentice who was raised by him alone. Even if she only learned Gu Mingzhuo's third-level skills, she can be regarded as a master. After all, she has been in the world for so long. The only mage who can fly is Gu Mingzhuo, who fits the persona of a land god.

So, with a master like Lian Xianqing trying so hard to pull the door that can't be opened, either it can't be opened at all, or...

I couldn't help but say, "You've been pulling this for a long time, and you still can't pull it away, so you haven't thought about pushing it?"

Lian Xian said without looking back: "This door is pulled out. I have been with the ancient fairy before, and he is the one who pulled it."

"The ancient name Zhuo is the ancient name Zhuo. He is a land god, so he opened it as soon as he pulled it. If you are not an ancient name Zhuo and a land god, why do you think he can pull you away? Come on, get up Come on, let me try it."

As I was talking, I stepped forward and pulled Lian Xianqing aside.

Fu Wenfan's voice came from behind, "Mr. Ye, come on, although I can't live broadcast, I can record it for you first, and it will be the same when I upload it later, but I can't interact, and the rewards will be less, but it doesn't matter..."

I pretended I hadn't heard this, and took a closer look at the door, then got lucky and kicked it up.

With a loud bang, the door didn't open, but it shattered!

Your uncle, return to the shrine, this door is too weak!

Should I lose money?

Although it's just a shabby door, but who told people to hang a sign that is tall enough, what if I pay a thousand and eight million yuan?At that time, do you want to kill all the Kunlun Mountain disciples to save money?

I looked back at Lian Xianqing.

Lian Xianqing's mouth was wide open, his saliva was drooling, and he looked like a temporary idiot.

Looking back, the Kunlun crowd headed by Fu Wenfan was also stunned and shocked.

Forget it, let's hurry in and get Gu Yizhen, then destroy the evidence, and then never come to this shitty place again.

Without saying a word, I rushed into the grass house with a stride.

Standing at the door and looking into the thatched house, the space is not very big, just the size of a normal dilapidated house, without even an inner door to the compartment, and a portrait is pasted on the wall opposite the door, with a lot of people drawn on it, There is an incense table on the ground in front of the portrait. On the incense table, incense candles are burning, and there are three kinds of fruits.

But when I rushed into the door in one step, I felt a slight pressure, as if wearing a soft membrane, cold and wet, and a little sticky, but fortunately it was only a thin layer. I rushed over, but after passing, the scene in front of me changed drastically.

A peak with no top to the top stands in front of you.

There is a long yellow sand under your feet, and the peak stands in the middle of the boundless sand sea.

Gao Feng shone with colorful light, like a huge neon that was electrified, it made my eyes dazzled, and I just felt that if I looked at it more than once, it would be a great damage to my eyesight.

As a senior high school student, I can still maintain a standard vision of 1.5. Could it be that I am not short-sighted because I am tired of reading and playing mobile phones, but I will be flashed into presbyopia because of seeing a rather unreasonable mountain in the desert?

I quickly summoned the system, "Who can give me a pair of sunglasses?"

"It's me, it's me, it's me!" The voice of the weapon system sounded, "What kind of mirror do you need? The eyes of death, the peeps of darkness, the eyes of light, the abyss of the underworld..."

"I just want a pair of sunglasses to block the light..."

"Blocking the light, no problem, I recommend you to use the veiling curtain, no matter what kind of light, you can block it tightly..."

A pair of round sunglasses that could be bargained for five yuan at a street stall fell into my hand.

Regardless of whether the appearance is cheap or not, at least the lens is black enough to block the colored light.

I quickly put the mirror on the bridge of my nose.

Good guy, the world in front of me is completely black with a swipe.

All the light on the high mountain in front disappeared, and I could see clearly at once.

The mountain stands steeply like a big pillar, but there is a straight up and down step on the mountain, halfway up, you can vaguely see a few small black spots climbing up!

If there are ladders and climbers, then you can't go wrong.

Practicing idleness, one mouthful and one ladder, I thought it was like those ladders in the movie, either the ones of light or clouds, or the swords of lightning, flames, in a word, it must be tall or not. It is not worthy of such an arrogant name as Tianti.

Unexpectedly, it is a stone step carved out of the mountain!

That's why I'm ashamed to call myself a ladder!

This sect is very famous, and you can’t underestimate it when you brag about it. The thatched house is called the shrine, and the stone steps are called the ladder.

Forget it, this matter has nothing to do with me, let's go and see Gu Yizhen's situation first.

I immediately teleported within the line of sight, swiped to the foot of the mountain.

Standing at the foot of the mountain and looking up at the high mountain, I feel that this thing is more like a man-made pillar than a natural peak.

In the past, people who were far away were preconceived, thinking that those who are so tall can only return to the mountain, but now that they are in front of them, they can see clearly that the mountain is as smooth as if it was specially polished with sandpaper, and the curve of the entire mountain is soft and smooth. It is full of normative aesthetics of normal human beings. In a word, this thing is man-made at first glance, if it is not naturally generated, it is not so amazing in nature!

The steps are on the pillars, and the distance between each step is about half a meter. It is not difficult to climb with feet and hands. I think that since this thing is called a ladder, and it can select people, the real beauty should not be the appearance, but the In other respects, the old saying is good, this is called buns with meat not in the folds!

There were five people standing in front of the bottom of the steps, three men and two women. They all looked like middle-aged uncles and aunts in their 40s and [-]s. They all looked up at their hair, motionless as if they were statues.

This should be the five notaries.

But these goods are too good at pretending, I have appeared in front of them, and they didn't even say hello to me, completely ignoring me!

Could it be that my appearance was not shocking enough?

It doesn't matter, we still have a shocking way of appearance.

I cast a spell and used the set of BGM that Gu Yizhen had set for me before.

"The east is red, the sun is rising..."

As the grand symphony BGM sounded, a halo of light appeared in the back of my head, and a round of sun was slowly rising behind me, but it didn’t look bright, it was as red as an orange round cake.

The five on the opposite side were still looking up with their necks up, but they didn't respond at all.

But there was a loud thunder-like sound in the sky!

Chapter 686 Covering Your Eyes and Covering the Sky

"Where is the immortal friend here to display his supernatural powers!"

With this thunderous sound, the darkness in the sky slowly opened, and the light poured down the cracks like a flood from the gate.

Behind the flood-like light, the part of the face with eyes can be seen shaking slightly.

This scene was too weird, as if someone opened the curtains and peeped inside.

With such a big movement, the five guys still looked up with their necks up, as if they didn't hear a sound.

Well, it's not as if, judging from their unwavering expressions, they really didn't hear or see it.

If there is such a big movement, and seeing those big eyes and faces, they can still keep so still, then their cultivation level is probably not worse than that of Gu Mingzhuo, who would make a big fuss when encountering something. Woolen cloth.

Not only were the five of them unresponsive, but the few Kunlun disciples who were climbing up the stone steps and shrunk into pure black spots also did not respond at all. There was such a big movement in the sky that none of them looked up. look.

Well, Gu Yizhen was also among them, and they were climbing up together, looking very relaxed, the only difference was that when the light in the sky poured down, she stopped for a moment and looked into the sky After taking a few glances, he continued to climb up as if nothing had happened.

After all, it is my apprentice. Although I have not taught her anything, she is still better than others.

The slit in the sky could not be widened any further, the eyes were dangling behind the slit, and the thunderous voice rang out again, "Where is the immortal friend here to use his supernatural power?"