Ghost, please let me go

It's not bad at all, even the small black mole on the left eyebrow that you can't find if you don't look carefully is exactly the same!

Could it be that I have looked exactly the same in all my previous lives?Whoops, walking on the street with such a face that has been reincarnated for more than 1000 lives, no one can recognize me. But it's really low-key, not fake low-key!

Well, it can be said that the black, fat and greasy middle-aged man would be frightened like that when he saw me. It is really because the psychological shadow I left on him in my previous life was too great.

The voice-over, which is full of the protagonist's temperament, sounded again, "So, are you ready? Let's start now, Xiaoshan God, no matter what you see, don't be too surprised!"

The field of vision suddenly began to distort strangely. Whether it was the black, fat, greasy middle-aged man, or the standard face that had been stabbed into a sieve, they all showed expressions of panic.

"You, you are..." The standard face that had been stabbed into a sieve trembled a few times, and suddenly let out a heart-piercing scream of horror, "I see, so you are... ah ah ah..."

The memory picture stopped here, and the darkness returned to the eyes.

What about next?Why is it gone?

The voice of the memory storage system sounded, "The playback of this memory is over. This memory belongs to the last memory of this life experience. Because this life ends here, it may not be possible to draw reasonable and effective conclusions just by looking at the memory, so this system is specially designed to The memory explanation function is set, master, do you want me to explain the cause and effect of this memory? Special reminder, the whole process takes about 10 minutes, which is 10 minutes in the real world, and is no longer a flashy instant memory! "

Your uncle's, dare to recall and unfinished, this is simply worse than a eunuch!

I thought about it carefully, now I am busy saving lives and destroying evidence, how can I have the time to listen to a broken system talk about ancient times? The fat, greasy, middle-aged man said: "I remembered something, cough, that you, let's just talk about you, cover your ears, you are not suitable to listen to what I will say next, if you really listen, I will have to I'll kill you and silence you."

The little loli who claimed to practice leisure looked at me in shock.

Chapter 675 Unforgettable

"Are you going to kill your apprentice's stepmother? Did you do something ulterior to your apprentice's stepmother's stepdaughter?"

Well, although it's not very bright, I have to admit that the way she said it really made me a little dizzy, and it took me a while to figure out what she meant. I am deeply impressed, "Sister, I want to say some ulterior whispers to you Kunlun Mountain God. What does it have to do with Gu Yizhen? How did you associate it? Yes, yes, stop talking, I will now I have to say, I have warned everything that should be warned, if you have to listen..."

Lian Xianqing immediately raised his hands to plug his ears.

I nodded, turned around and said to Kunlun Mountain God, who was in the image of a black, fat, greasy, middle-aged man with a smile on his face that was too stiff to last, "Is she really practicing idleness? Tsk tsk, I can't tell, the ancient name Zhuo is still an action-oriented lolicon, perverted, really perverted!"

The God of Kunlun Mountain was very shocked, his mouth was wide open, and he looked at me dumbfounded, with an expression that could not understand what I was talking about.

Lian Xianqing immediately put down his hand and screamed: "The ancient fairy is not abnormal at all, I am not like this, I am in my 30s, and I am an adult, but now I am in the short look-back period, so I will become smaller , at most another three to 10 minutes, and I'll be back to normal."

I smiled at her: "Haha, you want to eavesdrop, don't you? Let me cheat you out, and finally warn you, if you listen to what I'm going to say now, even if I don't kill you , God will take the initiative to hack you to death, you can think about it."

Lian Xianqing immediately covered his ears again.

I said to the stunned God of Kunlun Mountain: "Tell me, the ancient Mingzhuo would be so beastly to this little girl with no breasts and no buttocks, she is not as good as a beast, a perverted pervert, a perverted fighting state..."

Lian Xianqing covered her ears motionlessly, as if I couldn't hear anything.

It looked like she was really obedient this time, so I drew two big seal symbols on the back of her hand covering her ears, so that she wouldn't be afraid of eavesdropping. I'm not stupid, so naturally I wouldn't really believe her self-consciousness. sex.

After the seal was completed, I turned around and said to the Kunlun Mountain God who was still stunned: "What about the things I left here for you to help keep?"

Kunlun Mountain God's stunned expression suddenly collapsed, and he said with a mournful face, "Aren't you dead? Why did you really come back as a reincarnation? Didn't you say that the Singularity Company forbids human mages from reincarnating? How can you still be reincarnated?"

Well, now I compared it with my memory, and the matter was completely stone hammered, so I said: "You don't care about me, who said that I was reincarnated, and I am not living well? Let me tell you, everyone is very happy. Familiar, if you talk nonsense, be careful to sue you for slandering me."

"I saw you with my own eyes..." The Kunlun Mountain God's mouth was wide open, and his eyes were also wide open, but even though his face was flushed, he still couldn't say a word!

I smiled and said: "I said it at the beginning. You can't tell what you saw. It hasn't been many years. You won't forget it, why are you holding it out so hard? Do you want to suffocate yourself to death, and then Reborn again? Then you have to think about it, this rebirth pretends to be forced to be the protagonist's life, seeing that you are as fat as a fat thief, even if you are reborn, you can only be the supporting role's cannon fodder! Forget it, don't hold back, two things, one is where the things are put, the things should be returned to their original owners, and the other is where is Gu Yizhen, don't tell me she is going to climb the ladder, why haven't I seen her Human shadow, don't say that she will be late for climbing the ladder. Don't talk about anything else, just talk about these two things."

Your uncle, I really can’t tell after seeing it, this supernatural power is also top-notch, so I can’t even find out more about my previous life. The memory I store and the image in other people’s memory, after all, there are still If there is a certain gap, it is better to have a side-by-side understanding than not to understand.

The God of Kunlun Mountain said with a suspicious expression on his face that he could not afford to live: "The things you left behind are in the shrine. Gu Yizhen and other Kunlun Palace disciples who are about to climb the ladder are in the shrine, and they are queuing up to get ready. Try to climb the ladder. Each person has three chances, the one with the best completion is counted as the result, and in the end either the one with the best result will be the mountain master, or the one who has completed the entire climbing process and only missed the last step will be the mountain master."

I am a little confused, why not be the mountain master who has completed the whole process of climbing the ladder, but the one who is only short of the last step?However, considering that I had wasted a lot of time before, I decided to ask this question again. Anyway, the God of Kunlun Mountain is here, and the little wife with a humble name is here, so I won’t run away. Then let's go and watch them climb the ladder, by the way, the ladder is amazing, it sounds very noble, can I climb it later?"

The Kunlun Mountain God said with a bitter face: "Everyone can try to climb the ladder. This does not say that outsiders can't do it. Back then, the ancient immortal leader brought people to watch the ladder. Of course you can try it, but the problem is not here, but the As long as the ladder test is started, the gate of the shrine will be automatically closed. No one can enter it, and no one can get out. It cannot be reopened until the entire selection process is over. Back then, the ancient immortal leader did not believe in this evil, and tried to violently destroy the shrine The door, not only failed to break the door, but was also injured by the rebounding mana, and it took a whole year to raise it back. If it wasn’t for the impact of this injury, the ancient immortal might be able to collect the toll and leave the world La."

If the old name is clumsy, I can't do it, right?I really didn't believe in this evil, and I didn't listen to the Kunlun Mountain God. I directly mentioned the Kunlun Mountain God in one hand, and Lian Xianqing in the other hand. I swiped it, moved freely in my sight, and came directly to the gate of Kunlun Shrine.

The broken door in front of him was crookedly concealed, and the air could be blown away by a gust of wind, so he couldn't see how he could stop Gu Mingzhuo from breaking in.

But people should not be judged by their appearance, nor should a door be judged by its appearance. What if the door is so strong?

But we are not old-fashioned, our black-faced gods have said that no matter what we do, we must pay attention to a method. Since the brute force method has been proven to be unworkable, let's use a polite knock on the door, maybe it will work.

I was about to knock on the door. No matter how polite I am, I don’t mind how many people there are. I knock first before talking.

As a result, before the hand was free and fell on the door, a scream sounded from behind: "Who are you, dare to trespass on my forbidden area of ​​Kunlun Mountain?"

Turning my head to look, ouch, the person who spoke was that super beautiful big beauty surrounded by all the gentlemen, that is, the humble disciple Fu Wenfan!

This beauty is beautiful and seductive, especially when you look at it from a close distance, it's like washing your eyes on the spot, from the eyeballs to the heart, it feels comfortable!

Such a beautiful beauty, to be accepted as an apprentice, dare to say that Gu Mingzhuo has no other intentions?Even fools don't believe it!Since he can raise one apprentice to become a concubine, it is not impossible to raise another apprentice and wife, no, it should be very possible!

It is also a great pioneering work to train apprentices as a harem!

I thought about it in my heart, but the movement of my hands was not slow, and both hands were raised at the same time.

Chapter 676 What about the process?

I grabbed one of each in my hand, and grinned at Fu Wenfan, "Beauty, you mean the guy who broke into the forbidden area of ​​Kunlun, is this guy who claims to be the last wife of Gu Mingzhuo, or is this guy who looks like a black girl?" What about the charcoal-headed guy who claims to be the God of Kunlun Mountain?"

Fu Wenfan didn't speak. A person jumped out from behind her and shouted at me: "What are you, how dare you insult my number one disciple of Kunlun Mountain like this? I have [-] disciples in Kunlun, and you are at stake!"

Take a closer look, okay, this guy has bald hair and a snow-white beard, at least twice as old as the oldest old man in our village.

I couldn't help being taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Master, you are so old, why are you so easily agitated, can your heart take it? How about you find a place to sit down and talk?"

The old man with a bald head and a white beard didn't accept my kindness of respecting the old and loving the young at all, and continued to say angrily: "Don't even think about leaving this place today, just die! Disciples, give it to me!"

I said: "My lord, no matter how excited you are, you still have to develop step by step according to the plot, right? When we meet for the first time, there must first be a large number of people who take the initiative to provoke, verbally conflict, and have identity. Those who have status turn up and pretend to be aggressive for a while, and then they can develop from a sudden speech to a big fight. At that time, the single side can successfully pretend to be aggressive by slapping the face behind the hidden top. It's good for you to omit all the necessary steps in front of it, and it will be life and death if you go straight up! There are no process steps, how can you brew enough emotions to detonate the climax link? Don't say that I am so useless You are a sophomore in a county high school who has seen the world, even the well-informed and long-lived Kunlun disciples behind you can't react! You, stop waving there, let's look back and see the situation first."

The old man with a bald head and a white beard was still waving his hands, "all the disciples come to me", but when I finished speaking, none of the disciples came up to support him. This is so embarrassing, he can only act like a lucky cat He kept waving his raised hand, probably hoping that he would really be able to play the role of a beckoning cat in the next moment, and recruit him a few disciples who responded to the call and came up desperately.

It's a pity that the gods never fulfill people's wishes, not to mention that the local gods seem to have a better relationship with me, and they don't even strike me with thunder, so how can it be possible to control the wishes of an old man pretending to be a lucky cat.

After getting my reminder, the old man with bald head and white beard didn't dare to turn around. He only tilted his head slightly and squinted his eyes back hard, but it was enough for him to see the situation behind him clearly.

What's going on behind him?

Everyone stood there quietly, everyone including Fu Wenfan looked at the bald old man with a white beard who was so excited that he couldn't restrain himself, but no one responded to the call to kill the invaders together. mean.

The old man with bald head and white beard who exerted too much force immediately sat on the wax, his old face flushed instantly, and he didn't care about guarding me. He turned around suddenly and shouted passionately at the large group of Kunlun disciples behind him: "Come on, everyone! Come on, this person trespassed on my Kunlun forbidden area, insulting the God of Kunlun Mountain is fine, insulting the wife of the former mountain lord can be tolerated, but he insulted my first disciple of the Kunlun Palace, the future mountain lord, in front of his face, which is tolerable or unbearable If I don't keep him today, what will be the face of my Kunlun Palace, and the reputation of the ancient mountain master will be ruined..."

The Kunlun disciples were obviously not the best audience for the passionate speech. Not only did they not respond to the call of the old man with a bald head and white beard, but they also whispered to each other, and at least half of them took out their mobile phones to fiddle with them.

Although this matter has nothing to do with me, it is unbearable to see them dare to play with their mobile phones in such a serious situation (although I also don't know what is serious about this occasion) Tolerate!We are not allowed to bring mobile phones to school, okay? If we catch them, they will be confiscated!It doesn't matter if they can play, but they dare to play in such a fair and aboveboard manner, they simply don't take me seriously!Of course, as an unknown sophomore in high school, I really have no need to be noticed.

I immediately consulted online urgently, "System, is there any spell that can make thunder with a slap of the palm, quickly give me one to use."

"Dear Master, the Dharma Door System is at your service. This system stores all the Dharma Doors you have developed, formally studied, and forcibly acquired over the past 600 lifetimes, and can provide you with all-round magic support without dead ends. Now, please allow me to load the Nine Heavens Thunder Dharma Door into your memory! The loading is complete, please use it as much as you want!"

This taught me the Famen?

This is too quick, there is no nonsense at all, it is not my style at all, could this system be fake?

But when I thought about Nine Heavens Thunder, a set of simple and easy formulas really appeared in my mind.

This set of formulas is called Nine Heavens Thunder, and it can be cast silently. You only need to slap your hands as the activation condition. Once you cast it, it will immediately trigger a thunderous response at the highest level!

This method is too intimate and applicable!

I just tried to chant the spell silently, and then clapped my hands.

Just after taking two shots, I heard a bang in the sky. The sound was so loud that it shook the mountain peaks under my feet, and scattered all the clouds and mists covering the mountain peaks.

Everyone present was taken aback by the thunder and thunder, and they all raised their heads to look at me.

The old man with bald head and white beard in front of me was talking like a blah blah blah blah, but his face was as pale as a beard when he was shocked by the thunder.

I comforted him and said, "Master, don't be afraid. I'm trying to give you a big fight. I am a person who respects the old, loves the young, unites and loves the young. Look at what you're talking about. They shouldn't be here below." And two cheers, it’s okay to come up and rush to do some work, but you dare to play with your mobile phone! Yes, it’s you, this is the forbidden area of ​​Kunlun Mountain, and there is a ladder here, you can’t put your Put down that broken phone and listen carefully to understand the essence? Even if you don’t respect this elderly dementia patient who doesn’t understand the situation, at least respect me. ..."

Before I finished my words, I suddenly felt something was wrong, subconsciously looked up, and lay down in a big trough, and there was a huge fireball in the sky that was falling rapidly with fire, smoke, sparks, and a preliminary estimate of the place where it fell It happens to be this Kunlun forbidden area!

What the hell is this?How could there be fireballs falling down?Judging by the appearance of the fireball, it was not sent by someone to blow up the Kunlun Mountains on purpose, but just passed by unconsciously and reluctantly, flying crookedly and twistingly, similar to a plane that crashed in the air and is trying its best to repair it. look alike!

Chapter 677 This development is a bit slow

In the blink of an eye, the fireball reached the sky above the peak.

It's really big, much bigger than the flat land on the top of the peak.

The Kunlun Palace crowd who were neatly queuing up immediately blew up the battalion, yelling and running away in all directions.

Fu Wenfan's reaction was extremely fast, and he shouted angrily, "The God of Kunlun Mountain obeys the order, and activate the defense!" At the same time, he pushed his hands into the air, and hit a golden talisman.

The Kunlun Mountain God who was still in my hand twisted his body humming and chirping.

Then, there is no more, even if the captive Kunlun Mountain God wants to obey orders, it will be impossible.

The fireball hit the peak with a bang, and didn't give it a chance.

On the entire peak platform, all Kunlun disciples counted as one, and none of them escaped.

As for me, of course I didn't hit it, we have the ability to teleport at will within the field of vision, if a fireball falling from the sky hits it, it would be so embarrassing.

Not only did I teleport into the air by myself, but I didn't forget to take Lian Xianqing and Kunlun Mountain God with me to the land.

He summoned himself and Dou Yun, stood among the white clouds, and stretched his neck to look at the peak. Good guy, the flames were soaring into the sky, it was a spectacle.

Among the raging flames, there is a huge disc-shaped object, which looks a lot like the legendary UFO.

However, although the legendary UFO is big, it has nothing to do with the mighty and domineering. On the contrary, it is very embarrassing. It is covered in black and ash. There are also hundreds of openings, large and small, and what's worse is that there is a big hole in the center, from which black smoke, electric sparks and flames keep coming out.

Well, this image is five points like a gas stove, seven points like a black hole photo, and very much like a poor-quality fire tree and silver flower!

Looking at the irregular black hole in the center of the UFO with crackling electric sparks, I suddenly felt a strong ominous feeling.

This guy, couldn't it be that the lightning that was summoned broke me when I slapped the thunder and lightning to help the light just now?

Tsk tsk, this thing looks very expensive at first glance. If the survivors crawl out in a while and want to blame me, then I will definitely not admit it.

As a sophomore in ordinary high school who has good conduct and doesn't understand anything, thunder and lightning are just natural phenomena. I have taught them in nature classes. How could I be summoned? That's too unscientific , let alone being summoned by me, as a soy sauce party who is purely passing by and full of innocent disasters, I don't have that ability, do I?

As for the Kunlun people who failed to escape, they were not completely wiped out. In fact, they should all be fine.

At the most critical moment, it was Fu Wenfan who made a decisive move and propped up a transparent cover to protect the entire mountain, but she herself did not have that much ability to support it. Fortunately, other Kunlun disciples immediately came up to support, and everyone worked together to cast spells together Reinforcement, although some people were eventually hit with blood sprayed from the mouth or even fell into a coma, the integrity of the cover was finally maintained and the entire Kunlun Palace disciples were saved.

The flaming UFO actually landed on the cover, not only the people below were fine, but even the thatched house that claimed to be the Kunlun Shrine was fine.

If I had known that they were capable of this, I would have stopped running just now. I wanted to know more clearly if I watched the excitement below.

Forget it, there is no regret medicine to take in this world, and it is impossible for me to flash back again.

I immediately took out my phone and turned on the camera.

For such a big gossip event, it is necessary to quickly take some photos and record some videos to keep the image data.

It's a pity that I don't have a live broadcast account of that mage live broadcast platform, otherwise I will start the live broadcast directly, and I will definitely increase my followers.

But it doesn’t matter if you don’t have one, we can use photos and video animations to write text content, and contribute to those news websites, among other things, it’s not a problem to earn a thousand or eight hundred currency exchange value, I think about the title of the press release Well, let the UFO hit the mysterious main peak of the Kunlun Mountains, and all the Kunlun Palaces will work together to resist and still fail to survive!

At that time, I will start with a photo and write like this, "The flames are raging above the mysterious main peak of the Kunlun Mountains. Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality..."

I thought it was pretty good, but just after taking the photos and starting to record the video, there was a loud bang, and the top cover of the UFO with a big hole in the middle was cracked, and a ball of green light was unidentifiable. It slowly rose from the flying object, wriggled and twisted in mid-air, and finally turned into a humanoid monster with an octopus head on it.

Hey, this image is simply too classic. Isn’t this Mr. Cthuluk? Why is Mr. Ke now paying attention to energy conservation and environmental protection when he comes to the world?

This COS Cthulhu's octopus-headed monster hung above the raging flames, looked around, probably no one saw it except me, so he stared straight at me, with a sticky Said in an almost greasy voice: "Ye Lan, it really is you!"

I couldn't help being taken aback.

Unexpectedly, we are so famous now, even visitors from extraterrestrials can open their mouths and call out our name!

However, his tone was very impolite, which made people feel uncomfortable, so I replied, "I'm Ye Lan, that's right, if you have something to say, just say it, let it go quickly, there is no need to talk less. Hey , By the way, who are you? Why have I never seen you play?"

"Hehehe, it really is you!" The octopus-head monster of COS Cthulhu let out a sinister smile with a unique villain temperament, "It really is you, the dog jumped the wall! Do you think that summoning the thunder from the world to attack me can get rid of being investigated and being investigated?" Is it the fate of punishment? Since I am following you, even if you abscond to the Heavenly God Realm, you will definitely be caught by me! In the known world, there is no fugitive that I cannot catch!"

I couldn't help being furious, "What the hell are you jumping over the wall? Can you speak human language? Look at you, you look like shit, and you still pretend to be idioms with me. What kind of big cloves are you pretending to be! Also, do you know the rules? Before doing things, you should report your name first, no one knows you, and when you come up, you are ridiculed and hateful, who are you!"

The octopus-headed monster of COS Cthulhu let out another hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey tone and said to me: "Since you asked sincerely! I will tell you mercifully! In order to prevent the world Being destroyed, in order to maintain the peace of the world, I came to the world with the ardent expectations and entrustments of the directors of the Singularity Board of Directors. The purpose is to stop you, the chief culprit who attempts to destroy the peace and tranquility of the world. I am investigator No. 006, It's the first time we meet, please take care of me in the future!"

Chapter 678 What Evidence Do You Need?

Take care of your uncle!

How did this product come so fast!

The promised large enterprise procrastinates, and the agreed procedures are relatively slow. Last time 007 came, it took several days. This time, 006 came for half a day. If there is another 005 next time, that is Isn't it that there is no buffer time, and it just appears in front of your eyes?

Bah bah, why come to 005 next time, there is no next time!