Ghost, please let me go

The old man was so frightened that his face turned pale, his hands trembled, and the mahogany sword fell to the ground without holding it, "You, what are you going to do?"

"What am I going to do? I still want to ask you, what do you want to do when people take off their clothes in broad daylight?" I put my hips on my hips and said confidently, "Take advantage of casting spells, this kind of routine is so old. It's scumbag, thank you for being so willing to use it!"

"I, I'm helping eldest sister Yu to summon the soul of the child. What kind of spellcasting is taking advantage of it? You have no hair on your little cold teeth. You know who you are! Know who I am, you, you, you..."

The old man was yelling loudly at first, but his voice became quieter as he spoke, his eyes widened and his expression became more and more terrified. Suddenly he fell back and fell straight to the ground without any movement!

Chapter 635 Call for Help

I was taken aback, and hurried up to check it, but after touching it like this, there was no breath, no heartbeat, it was definitely dead!

If you can hang up just talking, it is likely to be a heart attack, and I don't know about other emergencies.

Tell me about him, at such an advanced age, I don’t know if he has a bad heart, and he tricked women into taking off their clothes to see what happened.

Do you want to press his chest like the doctor who played first aid on TV?

I was thinking about it, but I was startled when I heard a scream behind me. When I turned my head, I saw a white figure rushing towards me with a fragrant wind, and hugged me tightly, "Ye Lan, are you Ye Lan, you are finally back, woo woo woo..."

"Big sister, big sister, calm down!" I struggled quickly, I couldn't do without struggling, although it was very fragrant, soft and irritating, but it was too hot today, it was not nephrite jade that was warm and fragrant, but an oven in my arms, I really can't bear it, I'm sweating from such a hug, "Elder sister, let go first, although I always buy things at your house, but you are not very familiar, you just come up like this Hug, it's too unrestrained, I'm still a high school student, I'm underage, I'm still a child, please let the child go! Let go, I'm going to be out of breath!"

Just when I was about to turn my face and try to break free, Xi Shi finally calmed down and let go quickly, but she grabbed my arm and refused to let go, "Ye Lan, save Xiaobao quickly, save him, he These days I have been unable to wake up, and I still have a severe fever. The hospital has issued several critical illness notices. But I know he is not sick, he is lost. You saw it that night, right, you can deal with it That heartless bastard will definitely be able to bring back Xiaobao's lost soul, right? Please help me, I can pay you, I have money, I really have money... ..."

The shopkeeper Xi Shi was so excited, she talked a lot incoherently, touched her body, but found nothing, turned her head and saw the old man lying on the ground, rushed to touch him, and finally removed the old man who was lying on the ground. I took out a bank card, turned around and stuffed it into my hand, "Take it, here is 20..."

"Sister, please calm down first." I pushed the card back to her, jokingly, we are now men with billions of dollars, a mere 20, we would not hesitate to pick it up if it falls on the ground, of course, if the value of 20 is exchanged, then I So I reluctantly accepted it, "I don't want the money anymore, to be honest, I don't know how to summon souls..."

An honest person like me naturally has to tell the truth, even though I am quite good at going to heaven and earth to destroy the world, but I really don’t know how to summon souls, because no one taught me.

Besides, I haven't figured out what the situation is yet. How can a cautious, low-key and humble person like me make a guarantee for everything.

So, I'm going to be humble first, then ask about the situation, and then ask the live Baidu Ahua, if there is a trick, I will save it. If there is such a favor, I will not beat me when I come to her store to buy things in the future. [-]% off.

Unexpectedly, just halfway through what I said, Xi Shi from the shop groaned, and then jumped up and hugged me tightly, crying and saying, "Please save Xiaobao, I'm gone without him!" I really can't live anymore, as long as you are willing to save Xiaobao, no matter what you want me to do, I will..."

I was sweating all over by her hug, but when I heard this word, ouch, what a serious sense of sight, I didn’t just say that to the old man just now, I dare say she just said that once when she caught one.

To what extent has this sickness rushed to the doctor!

Poor parents in the world.

As soon as my heart softened, I said: "Okay, okay, I'll try, you let go first, I can't breathe anymore."

The seller Xi Shi quickly let go of her hand again, but she still stared at me without blinking, as if she was afraid that I would fly in the blink of an eye.

I said: "Sister, don't be so nervous, I won't run, why don't you put on your clothes first? Also, there is another one lying here, although it is no longer alive, but shall we call it?" The ambulance came to do its best?"

"No, it's so cool!" The shopkeeper Xi Shi was generous, she didn't put on her shirt, squatted in front of the old man, and touched it from nose to chest, her face became extremely ugly, "He must be dead."

I agreed with her judgment, "It looks like he's dead. It's a hot day, so we have to deal with it quickly, or it will be smelly soon."

The shopkeeper Xi Shi looked at me and hesitated, "Can you save Xiaobao first? Anyway, he's dead, so it's okay to stay a little longer. You go first when you're done, and call an ambulance when you get back. If it spreads, the words will be very bad, don't get you involved, you still have to go to school, and being involved in this kind of gossip will have too bad influence."

Eldest sister, there is a dead body lying in your room now, even if you didn't kill it, you wouldn't be so calm as you have seen a lot.

However, what she said also made sense.

It is said that the widow has a lot of affairs in front of her family. Such an old man died in her room and suffered a heart attack. I can imagine what kind of gossip can be spread. I don't want to get involved with this kind of gossip as a third-year student in the university. If my mother finds out, she doesn't need to notify my father to come back, and she will beat me to death herself!

Even if I have all kinds of supernatural powers and methods, but that is my mother, the natural enemy of mutual generation and restraint, I really can't afford it!

I immediately agreed with the seller Xishi's opinion, and first consulted A'hua about the method of summoning the soul, and at the same time asked to see Xiaobao, so as to buy time for myself to learn and sell.

As a result, Xi Shi, the seller, told me that her son is not here, but in the county hospital!

From our school to the county hospital, we have to cross half of the county and walk for at least 10 minutes. This is still fast for me!

I was really shocked.

Even as a spell (spell) blind, I also know that the summoning of the soul must be at least near the body, and if the soul is summoned back, it must be stuffed into the body so as not to run away again.

Seeing my shocked eyes, Xi Shi, the seller, explained guiltily, saying that it was Master Wang who said that summoning souls in the place Xiaobao is most familiar with would be more effective, so she came back home, and asked her to close the doors and windows, etc. , are also proposed by him.

Master Wang is the old man lying on the ground, the big Wang Ling, who claims to be the inheritor of the Nine Heavens Wuji Dao, who is omnipotent by touch bones, astrology, catching ghosts, exorcising evil, feng shui, astrology, and facial expressions. He is also a little famous fairy in Xinxian County. Heard of it.

But such a layman can say what he said, either he doesn't know magic and blows nonsense, or he is suffocating bad water.

Judging from the fact that he was able to cast a regular spirit-calling spell just now, he obviously understands spells, so he naturally came here with bad intentions.

Fortunately, I bumped into it, otherwise, wouldn't it be cheaper for this old man to sell Xi Shi in the shop?

Chapter 636 The Body in the Freezer

Well, it’s meaningless to say these things now, it’s a pity that the lustful old man doesn’t have a lustful heart that can withstand his lust, and as a result, Xi Shiguang took off his shirt at the store, and he couldn’t bear it.

This is called self-inflicted, self-inflicted and self-inflicted death!

According to the soul-calling method that Ahua gave me back to the land on the channel, it must be performed by Xiaobao's side.

Little Treasure is in the hospital now. He has a persistent high fever and has been unconscious all the time. He relies on drinking water to maintain his life. Although we now have supernatural powers, most people think that summoning souls is a feudal superstition. It's really not good for us to go to the hospital to do it in broad daylight. It doesn't matter if we do it, but the key is that if it gets out and reaches the ears of the black-faced god, he will definitely get angry. Go to my mother, this wave is not over yet, there will be another wave, my mother will kill her relatives every minute, she is only my son now, if she dies and gives birth to another one, she will have to raise her for more than ten years So much, such a large investment in the early stage has been in vain!

So, I told Xi Shi, the seller, to meet Xiaobao in the ward at night, and then I will perform the spirit summoning technique.

Probably because I have seen me deal with kitchen knife ghosts as easily as abuse vegetables, so Xi Shi, the seller, has a lot of trust in me, and she agrees with whatever she says, but there is only one thing. When I mention that I want to leave, she tightly grabs my arm Don't let it go, let me complete the summoning before leaving.

She was afraid that I would disappear after I left.

After that night, Xiaobao's lost soul has never been found. She immediately thought that the person who asked for help was me, but unfortunately she couldn't find it after searching around, so she had to invite a great fairy here and a great god here. Well, the money was spent on a lot of people, not one of them is good, and there are several like this old man who want to take advantage of her, but ah, selling Xi Shi is not stupid, she asks her to take off her clothes when casting spells, etc. It can be tolerated, but if you really plan to do something, you will immediately turn your face and hit someone, but you won't take advantage of it. It's just that during this period of time, gossip spread, saying that she was in the middle of her son's serious illness. I can't bear to steal horses every day, it's pretty ugly anyway.

This time, an old man who seems to be on the mend appears again, and the word must spread even worse.

The store Xi Shi refused to let go, and I was not good at using force. She was worried that I would run away.

I had no choice but to say: "Look, I really have something to do. I'm going to our black, cough, Lao Ban's house. He visited my house a few days ago. If I don't go and speak clearly, my mother will have to strangle me. No, I promise that I will go to you at night, so don't worry."

The shopkeeper Xi Shi hugged me tightly and said: "It's not that I don't believe you, it's because Xiaobao has suffered too much. As a mother, I can't do anything to see him suffer there. I really want to die. You are my life-saving straw now. It’s not that I don’t believe you, but I’m just afraid that you will run away. I can’t trust myself. If you want to blame me, you can blame me after you save Xiaobao. You can blame me however you want, woo woo woo… ..."

I sighed and said, "Sister, don't cry, we're discussing things, we don't need to be so excited if we have something to say, look, you said it just now, it's inconvenient for you to call the ambulance when I'm here Car, spreading the word will affect my reputation, but I don’t call for a while, it’s hard to explain it after a long time. The key is that it’s a hot day, and it will smell. I heard that this dead man The smell is worse than anything else, and it won't go away for several years, then how will you do business..."

Hearing what I said earnestly and earnestly, the Xi Shi in the store finally loosened up. He looked around and said, "Well, put him in the freezer first. It's just that I don't have the heart to put in frozen goods during this time. There is enough space in the freezer to put it in." It won't smell bad when you go in..."

Sister, your brain circuit is too clear!

The corpse hidden in the freezer, are we going to turn it into a suspenseful horror detective film?

Just as I was about to persuade her a few more words, she didn't want to sell the shop, Xi Shi was still an actionist who would do what she said, so she immediately let go of my hand and ran to the freezer, and after letting go, she specifically told me, "I'll go and put the dead body away." Come back soon, you wait here, don't go!"

After finishing speaking, he ran to the side of the freezer first, lifted the lid of the cabinet, then turned to the old man's body, and stretched out his hand to drag the body.

I stood there watching her busy work running around, um, she jumped up and down as soon as she ran. The ghost of the translucent old man had sneaked up to the wall, with one foot stuck into the wall, and immediately shouted, "Stop!"

This voice startled Xi Shi, the seller, and subconsciously stopped her hands and looked at me, "What are you doing? Why stop?"

"It's not about you, you continue to hide the corpse." I said to the ghost of the old man by the wall, "I want to just run away, pretending that I don't exist? Also, you are a ghost, and you will be exposed to the sun in broad daylight." If you want to run away, you’re not afraid of being exposed. Do you know that you ghosts are very valuable? I originally planned to sell you for some exchange value. Although I can’t sell you for much, mosquito leg meat is also meat. How dare you Want to run? Do you know that if you run away, it is equivalent to stealing my money? Do you know how to write dead words if you dare to steal my money? Letters beat you out of your wits every minute?"

The shopkeeper Xi Shi quickly ran up behind me, grabbed my arm, clung to me, and said in a trembling voice, "He, has he turned into a ghost?"

She didn't wear a shirt, and the skin-to-skin contact was separated by a layer of cloth. The feeling was completely unbearable—it was so hot!

The old man was more straightforward than the Xi Shi in the shop, so he ran back to me without saying a word, knelt down and kowtowed, and said as he kowtowed: "Mr. Ye, I know I was wrong. I want to take advantage of others, I have lived my whole life in the belly of a dog, and now I have been punished by you and lost my life..."

When I heard this, I couldn't care less about the Xi Shi who was about to take me out of the prickly heat shop, so I quickly interrupted the old man's words, "Wait a minute, what do you think you died? Why should I punish you for losing your life? I didn't even kill you!" It’s okay if you don’t move, I don’t want to take the blame, it’s obvious that you are too excited to see someone take off their clothes and hang up, okay, what’s the matter, do you still want to touch porcelain?”

"Yes, yes, yes, I was wrong." The old man changed his words immediately, "I did it myself, and it has nothing to do with you, Mr. Ye. You see, I have been condemned by God for this, and I even lost my life." , you will spare me a large number of adults..."

I waved my hand and said, "Wait a minute, you know me? Have we met?"

I have never seen such a wretched fat old man in my impression!

Chapter 637 Education is a hot industry

"No, no!" The old man squeezed out an awkward smile, "A low-level wild mage like me in a remote place, how can I have the right to know a big man like you, I saw your heroic appearance on the live broadcast, so I wrote it down ..."

Whoops, it's actually my live viewer.

Earlier, I thought about earning a little money by live broadcasting ghost hunters. Now we don’t lack this money, but it’s not impossible to do live broadcasting. It’s also good to fool fans. When something happens, raise your arms. Being able to stand out of ten and eight is also a victory!

I quickly asked: "Which live broadcast was it? How did I perform? What aspect of me in the live broadcast do you like? Come on, you're welcome, tell the truth."

The old man laughed dryly and said, "I only watched your live broadcast once, that was the time you fought against the Kunlun Ancient Immortal in Haicheng..."

"Ah?" I couldn't help feeling deeply regretful, seeing which time was not good, actually watching that one time, I lost my memory that time, I have not forgotten such an important setting, and I still have to rely on this amnesia to deal with the big eyes , "Which time? What Kunlun Ancient Immortal, I have never seen it, are you making a mistake?"

"Ah, ah, ah..." The old man said a few times before he finally came to his senses, "It's normal that you don't remember, you were injured in that battle, judging from the performance on the spot, you probably should probably maybe It’s amnesia, or I’ll show you the replay of the live broadcast? Now the battle between you and the ancient immortal in Haicheng is the hottest video on all major platforms, and the on-demand rate ranks first in the entire network...”

I quickly waved my hand and said, "Forget it, I have lost my memory, why are you still watching this? What, you just say that I performed well in the live broadcast? Which aspect do you think is the best and which aspect needs improvement? Also, since watching So much, what is everyone's reaction, can you tell me?"

"Everything is good, perfect, and it is simply an image of a strong man that has never been seen in the world. Even the ancient immortals are dim in front of you." The old man immediately began to flatter me without hesitation, "If you say It's a pity that everyone doesn't know where you are pulling the flag, and they want to visit you and vote under your flag, but they can't find a way..."

"Is there anyone else who wants to vote under my banner?" I couldn't help being surprised, we are extremely short of basic assets now, and we have let go of all kinds of bastards before, and until now there are no people who accept their heads and come to join us, I still feel guilty in my heart. Whispering, I don’t know where the problem is. People don’t know where I am, so how can I come to my house and bow down, “Actually, I am from our Xin County, and now I have opened a monster school in Dahongling... ..."

"You open a school to teach monsters?" Fortunately, it was in the state of a soul, otherwise the old man's eyeballs would have popped out.

Seeing how surprised he was, I quickly explained, "I didn't just teach monsters, but some female ghosts too."

"Still teaching ghosts?" The old man's eyes were already as big as a manga character, taking up half of his face. This kind of facial structure is cute in manga, but when it really appears in front of you, it is simply terrifying. After a nightmare, it took me a lot of effort to suppress the urge to punch him in the face, "Yeah, they are all pretty poor ghosts. They have been washed and have no memory at all. Like an idiot."

The old man said hesitantly, "You only teach demons and ghosts in your school? It's pretty, heck, heck, it's quite like a saint, but have you considered bringing some human students?"

"Maybe after a while." I explained, "It's not that I don't want to teach, but my school has just been built, and it's relatively simple. If it wasn't for those monsters that I accidentally made out, I didn't actually think about building it." As for the school, even if we expand our business to teach human students in the future, we must first build the school before we can enroll students.”

If the old man hadn't said that, I would have almost ignored it. Yes, since the school has already been built, why don't we accept some human students? We are not a national compulsory school. As a private school, we have to charge tuition fees. Let’s charge for books, and charge for accommodation. At that time, only the exchange rate will be charged. This is also a way to get money, isn’t it?

Don't say that I love money too much. You have tens of millions of debts, and you have killed the debts of several former presidents. Would you try to think about money every day?

But even if we run a school to make money, we can't just set up a grass-roots team to fool people. At least we have to build a beautiful school campus first, and at least we have to find some decent teachers.

Of course, it’s best to find a free teacher. For example, the fifth-generation gods like Liu Qiqi, who is like a bereaved dog, and the second-generation gods with only faces left under the land of evil, are all real and capable. of.

It’s just that the teachers are easy to find, and the school is not easy to build. You have to go back and study it slowly. Maybe you can find an expert to design it, and then invite the construction team to build it. However, in the deep mountains and old forests, it is really not easy to ask the construction team to go there. Even if it is easy for people to get there, tools and materials are not.

And how much money would it take to make such a fuss? As a multi-millionaire, my head hurts when I mentioned spending money. You said that Singularity Company has nothing to do with currency exchange, and it would be better to spend it directly in RMB!

I was thinking about it, but the old man said: "Do you have any construction plans? I happen to have some contacts with Mo Gong. If you think Mo Gong's qualifications are decent, I can help you get in touch..."

I hurriedly asked Ahua for help on the spot, "Who is the ink worker? Is it awesome?"

Ah Hua replied: "Mogong, not Mogong, it is a school, good at machine elimination, civil engineering, it can be regarded as the top among the world's major engineering schools, but the fees are very expensive, and only exchange value is accepted .”

I immediately said righteously, "Mo Gong's ability is also allocated to me to build a school? Hey, no, I almost let you go around the ditch, where are you sneaking, do you want to run out? Tell the news, and then bring people back to revenge? If so, then you should hurry up, I am quite busy, let the revengers hurry up, by the way, come more, come all at once, and solve it at once, save time."

The old man was completely terrified, and waved his hands again and again, "Don't dare, dare not, the little one is doing it on his own, even if he comes to seek revenge from you, besides, the little one is just a wild mage in the countryside, he has no family, no sect, no inheritance, and he can't find it." When someone came to take revenge, hehe, hehe, hehe... I just thought that since I was dead, I would not stay here to disturb your business, so I thought of leaving. I had no other thoughts, absolutely never thought of revenge ..."

I waved my hand and said, "Since you're not in a hurry to seek revenge, why are you in such a hurry to leave, just stay here honestly, you see you want to take advantage of others, and you want to leave without even apologizing, how can there be such a thing ?”

The old man just froze, and said cautiously: "You see, I'm dead, so there's no need to apologize. Besides, even if I want to apologize, she won't look at me, right?"

I laughed and said, "I've only heard that people die without an apology. If it's true that everything is settled once you die, then why do you need the police? Besides, it's not easy for her to see you? Wouldn’t it be enough to open a temporary yin and yang eye?”

Chapter 638 The Peerless Inner Charm

"I don't want to open my yin and yang eyes." Xi Shi, who has been hiding behind me and pretending not to exist, said immediately, "I don't want to see a ghost, and I don't need him to apologize. Anyway, he is the only one who wants to take advantage of me recently, isn't it? It really took advantage, forget it, but can he get his own body away?"

"I don't know this." The old man said, "Once the soul leaves the body, even if it is a sun spirit with boundless mana, it can't move its body. This is the iron law of nature!"

I said suspiciously: "Can't ghosts possess their bodies? Why can't they move their bodies? You are not lazy and don't want to do it."

The old man said: "The ghost possesses the living person. Have you ever heard of the ghost possessing the dead? Never, cough, this is common sense... Ah, no, I mean, this kind of outdated common sense does not understand at all Necessary, haha, haha..."

I said, "Well, since Sister Yu doesn't need your apology, but only made such a request, then you have to fulfill it no matter what, otherwise, you will be at your own risk."

The old man quickly said, "Then I'll call my nephew and ask him to collect the body for me? Can you lend me your cell phone?"

As a ghost, to call someone to collect the corpse and still have to use a mobile phone is simply too embarrassing for all the ghosts in the world.

Still, I lent him my phone.

After all, the most important thing now is to remove the corpse so that it doesn't smell bad.

The old man simply made a phone call, which was really very simple, "Hongye, my uncle, I'm dead, you come and help me collect my body, it's in the Yanna convenience store next to the gate of No. [-] Middle School in Xin County, Well, come here quickly."

Hang up when you're done.

When people tell people that they are dead, the tone is light, as if they are saying that they have drunk too much and asked someone to pick up the body!

I was really shocked, "You old Wang family takes life and death very lightly, your nephew didn't express any shock or sadness?"

The old man said frankly: "Death is inherent in human beings, or it is more important than, ahem, death is just the beginning of another situation for a mage. I take this opportunity to dissect the body, just to try the road of cultivating Yangling." .”

I said: "Look at what you say, you have some skills. How can you do such a LOW thing? Generally speaking, this kind of thing is done by liars who have no real skills. You see, you are on par with liars." , It’s simply an embarrassment to the mages in the world.”