Ghost, please let me go
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Sowing discord is a basic operation, and it doesn't take much effort to bury a nail casually.In the future, she will represent the gods to form an alliance with me and cooperate. If her representative is too one-hearted with their god master, it will not be a good thing for me.
So, what I hope is that she thinks so, as to whether this is the truth or not, it doesn't really matter to me.
The truth is, of course, not as important as my own needs.
I said to Qiao Xiaomin very seriously: "If it weren't for the sake of our past relationship, I would say these things? Let your gods know, don't hate me! Is it a good thing to be missed by the gods? We are all worried about being hurt. You god masters bear such a big risk of revenge, do you think what I said is true? Am I reminding you seriously? Of course, as you said, I don’t really care about the relationship between your gods. I understand. Maybe you gods have no secrets with each other, just like in the novel, your minds are all connected, and you can summon all the gods instantly if you want to be a shit, in that case, your mutual It’s so innocent, there are no black-box operations or shady PY transactions! So, this matter is really not true, you can only judge for yourself. But, Lu Xun said, this man’s heart is separated from others. belly……"
"The saying that people's hearts are separated from the belly comes from the fourth chapter of Yue Quanzhuan. This book was written by Qian Cai in the Qing Dynasty, not by Lu Xun."
Qiao Xiaomin, your uncle, why was your god master so merciful and didn't just kill you and take your life?
I grinned: "It's not important. What's important is that I want to remind you. No matter who you are, you can't be too big-hearted, and give yourself all to others, who will sell you and help you. People count money. Our black-faced gods have said that it is better to rely on ourselves than to rely on the sky and the earth, and it is better to believe in yourself than to believe in God and Buddha. That sentence has nothing to do with you, just listen to the previous sentence."
Chapter 573 Reminiscing about the old days at the same table
After hearing what I said, Qiao Xiaomin stopped talking, with a poker face, and even his back looked a little worried. He returned to the table, picked up Jiang Xiaobai and drank it, and didn't even touch it. It seemed that the pressure in his heart was really high. very big.
This time, I can finally enjoy the skewers with peace of mind.
More than half of this big table has been liquidated, and the few things I usually like to eat have been wiped out.
I picked up a few skewers of roasted kidneys and was about to start rolling when Liu Qiqi suddenly slapped the table hard, stood up abruptly, raised the wine bottle in his hand, and roared, "Ye Lan, you think you're pretending to be dead!" Don't you need to drink it? The boss will bring another box of Jiang Xiaobai, and I have to drink it all for him today!"
Even though she yelled like that, her actions didn't mean to wait for the boss to serve the wine at all. Holding the empty bottle in one hand and the cotton in the other, she rushed towards the back kitchen of the shop angrily.
Cotton, who was obediently pretending to be dead on the table, didn't dare to pretend to be dead immediately, so she scratched her claws and watched me meowing, begging for help.
Ouch, I can't get enough of my skewers.
Although it is impossible for the three-eyed elder sister with only one face to be drunk to death by liquor, the problem is that the black cat she possesses is not good. Anyway, we bought it for more than 1 yuan. After living for 17 years, this is the first time I bought such an expensive thing. I just got started, and I haven’t masturbated a few times.Thanks to the panic!
I quickly put down the roasted kidneys, and quickly chased after three steps and two steps.
But Liu Qiqi ran so fast, he rushed into the shop in just a few steps.
I hurriedly followed into the door, and before I could look around to see where Liu Qiqi had gone, I was dragged behind the wall with my hands, and I took a closer look, it was Liu Qiqi.Now her eyes are clear, how can she look a little drunk?
Well, this is all a routine!
Let me just say, how could the gods at this table get drunk after drinking two bottles of small baijiu?If I really want to get them drunk, I need at least two bottles of Moutai.
I complained and said, "Eldest sister, you should say hello before arresting him, this man is scary, you know that?"
Liu Qiqi rolled his eyes at me, "I'm not a human, how could I scare you to death? Besides, you must be human? No matter how you look at it, you don't look like a human. How can it be applicable to the two of us? body?"
Okay, what you say makes sense, and I can't refute it at all.
"Let's not talk about people. If you have anything to say, you can't say it face to face at the table. You have to drag me down and say, look at this night, I haven't played a few skewers so far, and I have to spend so much money Please, I’m so flustered.”
"The boss celebrated the store celebration and said that you don't need to pay for the treats. What do you call poor at the moment? Besides, can you blame me if you can't pick up skewers? Look at you, and ran away after a while, After a while, he followed another table and ran away. How many people are at this table? You ran three times! Do the math yourself, how long can you stay on the table? Why did you go out and sneak around? It was to go out with a beautiful woman."
I said confidently: "Just to say a few words casually, what can I do in such a short time? Even if I want to do something, there is not enough time."
Liu Qiqi curled her lips and said, "That's not necessarily the case, what if you are The Flash?"
I said seriously: "Student Liu Qiqi, pay attention to your image! As a high school girl with good morals and good morals, how can you start the car as soon as you open your mouth?"
Liu Qiqi said: "Who started the car? If you say you are the Flash, then start the car! Then I want to say that you are Superman, did you drive the car and start the high-speed rail? You have a lot of dirty thoughts in your heart, what does it have to do with me?"
Well, although I'm good at speaking, I never say no to Liu Qiqi. In terms of slander, she is much better than me.What's more, Lu Xun said... Qiao Xiaomin is not in front of me, as long as he is not there, Lu Xun said, a good man does not fight with a woman.Let's not have the same knowledge as her, so change the subject!
I immediately said: "You don't want to have a good drink, what do you want to do with such a scene?"
Liu Qiqi said: "They all called you down one by one. As your best friend and classmate, I wouldn't be ashamed if I didn't call you down once. I don't want to do anything, I just want to ask you what you want to do. Are you planning to directly open a harem in this chain of restaurants? You are thrifty enough to have a bunch of beauties in one meal.”
I didn't even bother with her, "If you're okay, then I'll go back and continue to make skewers."
After speaking, I will turn around and leave.
Liu Qiqi grabbed me, "What? With newcomers forgetting the old ones, and being able to chat with them for such a long time, I have nothing to chat with, right?"
I said: "People come to me because they have a serious business, unlike you who have nothing to do and gossip, if you really want to gossip, that's fine, let's go back to the table and chat, can't we?"
Liu Qiqi stared, "Who said I'm not serious? In your eyes, I'm just a person who's not serious, am I?"
Obviously you just said it yourself!
This sentence was almost about to be said, but luckily I had a superior IQ, so I stopped the horse in time and swallowed the words that came to my lips.If she said this, Liu Qiqi would definitely blow up the temple immediately, and she would have to tell me when she did it, and then she would say that I am a small person who likes to make small accounts. In short, no matter whether she said it or not This sentence, I must be wrong!
These are all routines, as veteran drivers, we will definitely not fall into the trap!
I immediately said: "Okay, then you can talk about your business, I will listen to you, this is always okay."
Liu Qiqi snorted and said, "What did Qiao Xiaomin tell you just now?"
I asked suspiciously: "Shouldn't you ask Wei Qingshuang and Yue Qian what to say to me first? Even if it's an interrogation, it has to be done in order. Why ask Qiao Xiaomin first?"
Liu Qiqi said: "Wei Qingshuang and Yueqian don't say anything to you, even if we come out to make an appointment with you, it has nothing to do with me! But Qiao Xiaomin is different, she is the god of this year, and we are enemies, I need to keep track of her movements."
I said: "Look at how narrow-minded you are, you didn't mention anything related to you. Besides, we just dealt with the epidemic car together. It can be regarded as a happy cooperation. Lu Xun said, er , It’s a good time to meet each other, no, it’s a smile to get rid of the enmity, do you still remember what this is about?”
Liu Qiqi said: "You know what, the two gods are deadly enemies. This is not decided by us, but by the decree of the gods and the meaning of the existence of the gods themselves. And now they are the ones who go to heaven and enter the earth." Hunting us down, what's the use of my enmity with them? Forget it, since she didn't tell you about us, she must have said that she wanted to form an alliance with you, right?"
I couldn't help being taken aback, "How do you know? You were eavesdropping on us just now?"
Chapter 574 Let's Not Date an Old Man
"Is there still a need to eavesdrop on this stupid thing?" Liu Qiqi curled her lips in disdain, "All previous gods have done this. Think about it, how many gods can there be in the world of gods, but the decree is for all In the known and unknown worlds, if you really want to do everything by yourself, if you are exhausted, you will not be able to complete the decree, right? So, the gods usually go to all walks of life, choose some natives with strong abilities and ambitions, and give them power, economy or Civilization support, support them to become the overlord of the world plane, during this period, infuse them with ideas centered on the will of the gods, and let them replace the gods to carry out the will of the gods. According to our jargon, this It's called pulling sheep. Qiao Xiaomin is pulling you, a stupid sheep. You can take care of yourself, don't get dizzy and turn your IQ to zero when you see a beautiful woman, don't think that the gift of the gods is so easy to get, it's sugar-coated cannonballs!"
Whoops, from what she said, this kind of thing is quite common. Isn't that what all major religions have done since ancient times? It's a full set of operations to pull sheep and brainwash them and send them to work for their lives.
I thought about it and said, "Now that I know it, it's easy to deal with. What's the big deal? If you eat the sugar coating, you can spit the shells back?"
Liu Qiqi sneered and said, "The candy of the gods is so delicious? Once the power of the gods is received, it will be affected by the thoughts of the gods contained in the power. The greater the power of the gods, the stronger the dependence on the gods , and finally leave completely, you can only follow the orders of the gods."
I said: "That's someone else, who are we, we are a strong-willed person, I didn't see that we have such great strength, and we haven't been tempted to skip class and quit school to become kings and hegemony, but we are all focused on going to college Is it? As far as my will, can the gods and gods influence me?"
Liu Qiqi said: "The agent that the god spent so much money to support will be let go so easily? It's not that there are no indigenous creatures who grow ambitions because of their strength and want to get rid of the control of the god. In the end, you go to the myth Let’s read the legends in the storybooks. All kinds of doomsday natural disasters, great floods, and those who do not respect God will all be drowned. Only those who respect God and obey God’s orders unconditionally can survive. Myths and legends are not without shadows, and it was uncertain before. The gods of the world have also supported agents in the world."
I scratched my head and said: "Look at what you said, even if there is a natural disaster and a flood that drowns disobedient people, so what? The legend of the flood in the three Western religions can only be continued by relying on God's pity to build a ship, but the great flood on our side According to the legend of the flood, mortals stood up to the gods and conquered the flood. So, if you don’t listen to the gods, the key is not to have strength. Look at me, I am very powerful. Which god dares to come to me? Trouble, take it back every minute, if I can't take it back, isn't there still a friend like Yueqian? If she can't take it back, doesn't she still have her father? Tianshen is oppressed by Singularity Company so that she can't even get out of the Tianshen Realm, so I just I don’t believe they are not afraid of Yueqian’s father. Not to mention Yueqian’s father, even if Yueqian is a second generation with no skills, I think you current gods, former gods, former gods, former gods, former gods, and former gods still can’t afford tolls. When the reserve gods of the official gods saw Yueqian, they were as frightened as a mouse after seeing a cat. Could it be that the gods in the god world dare to mess with them? I don’t think so, so, what do I have about the things in the god world? Don’t dare to take it? We got it by our ability!”
Liu Qiqi stared at me, her face flushed red, and she finally choked out, "Ye Lan, you are so inflated! Do you think you are Yueqian, who will help you casually? Do you think you are a big girl?" Dong's who, Da Dong can stand up for you? We..."
"Don't bother us." I waved my hand and interrupted Liu Qiqi, "My relationship with Yueqian is strong, otherwise I'll ask her to come as soon as she says what she wants? Try if you can do it? Let's talk , let's eat the sugar-coated shells of the gods, is that because of the relationship between Yueqian? We rely on our own ability. You, don't worry about the sky, don't worry, let's fight when the gods come, I will be fine Yes. Let’s go, let’s continue to play.”
I stretched out my hand to pull Liu Qiqi, but she threw me away angrily, "Who cares if you're okay? I'm worried that you know too much about our situation. It will become our enemy, and then I will have to kill you."
I was taken aback, "Hey, classmate Liu Qiqi, as my deskmate and classmate, I have to solemnly warn you on behalf of our black-faced gods, pay attention to your words, you are young, and you are still a high school student , Just open your mouth, shut your mouth, fight and kill, what is it like? Hey, the black-faced god must not have imagined that Miao Zi, the perfect student in his mind, Tsinghua University, Peking University, and Zhejiang University, would become like this, or else you repeat what I just said, and I record it Send a video to the black-faced god? I wonder if he won't be so angry that he has a heart attack, hahaha..."
Liu Qiqi said coldly: "Okay, you shoot your post, you see, when you post it, the black-faced god is the first to deal with you, or the first time to deal with me? Abduct his good student out in the middle of the night What do you want to do while drinking and drinking?"
Your sister is really so reasonable.Thinking about it makes people discouraged. What's wrong with not studying well?Why are there no human rights?
"Aren't you going back to play the skewers? If you don't go back and pull it down, I'll go back by myself."
I snatched the cotton from Liu Qiqi's hand, turned around and walked towards the table, we are good men and don't fight women, we are generous!
Liu Qiqi angrily followed behind me, but she didn't show her temper and run away.
Go back to the edge of the table, throw the cotton under the table, let her hide it, grab the skewer and I will start masturbating, and be ruthless while masturbating. If anyone disturbs me again, I will kill him immediately !
As a result, I had just masturbated a couple of times when I saw Gu Mingzhuo, who was lying on the table honestly pretending to be a dead dog, raised his head and gave me two winks. go outside.
I couldn't help but fly into a rage, it's fine for a single date with a beautiful woman, but an old man like you wants to date me alone, if this gets out, won't my reputation be ruined?
I immediately slapped the table heavily, "Stop, don't leave, you are an old man, not a little girl, a big daughter-in-law, an old woman..."
"Who is the old woman?"
Good guy, these people at the table are all in high spirits, not pretending to be drunk, not asleep, not pretending to be deep. !
I immediately said: "I'm talking about the proprietress of the chain store, who is doing the accounting behind us. We ate so much, and I will give some money to others in a while. You are all gods, so why don't you eat for nothing?"
"What's so embarrassing? I'm celebrating the boss's shop. If you don't eat him for nothing, don't you give him face?" This is what Liu Qiqi said.
"We don't pay for meals in the cafeteria of Singularity Company. How much does it cost to eat your broken skewers?" This is what Yue Qian said.
"It is the glory of ordinary life to be able to enshrine our gods." This is what Qiao Xiaomin said.
"Anyway, I don't have any money in my pocket!" This is what Wei Qingshuang said.
"Isn't it your treat?" This is said gently.
"Meow?" That's what Cotton said.
There is really no lower limit to the integrity of these gods. Whenever I think I have reached the bottom line of their integrity, they will come up with a new lower limit to refresh my understanding.
However, the success of topic transfer is the most important thing.
I immediately turned around and said to Gu Mingzhuo: "Immortal Gu, we are also the most masters in the world, we must be open and upright, and we can tell others everything. If you have anything to say, just say it on the table, don't sneak around. Yes! Old man, I won't just go and chat alone!"
Chapter 575 The Meaning of Lu Chuan Er
Hearing what I said, Gu Mingzhuo looked around the table, finally looked at me, sat down obediently, and said: "It's okay, I'm okay! I just want to relieve myself after drinking too much. I don’t know where the bathroom is, and I’m too embarrassed to say it face to face at the table, so I just want you to get off the table and tell me secretly, nothing else.”
I looked at him suspiciously, "Are you really okay, or are you pretending to be okay? If you have something to say, you can hide and choke. If you don't speak out, you will easily get sick."
Holding the wine glass, Gu Mingzhuo said sincerely, "It's all right! I'm here to eat, what can I say? But if you really don't have money, I can settle the bill for you!"
I said: "It's not that I suspect you, but you are a bit contradictory! If you are really in a hurry to go to the toilet, why do you just sit on your butt, don't you panic?"
Gu Mingzhuo said with a righteous face: "Just now I drank too much, so I wanted to go to the toilet. But when I stood up, I woke up from the wine, and I remembered, who are we? We are People who become gods after paying tolls are no different from real gods. How can they go to the toilet with so little drink? This doesn't match my identity! So, I just need to use my skills and cast spells. Melt this wine, there will be no problem at all, and gods don't need to go to the toilet or anything!"
Well, if you say you don't need it, then you don't need it. Anyway, it's you who want to relieve it, not me!If I have something to say, I would rather hold it back and not say it, and I can't pinch my neck and make him say no, it's better not to say it, so as not to bring out a bunch of mess and too much trouble.
I picked up the wine glass and knocked on the table, "Everyone, everyone, it's almost enough to drink, and it's almost dawn, why don't we have another round, and it's over! Haha, and then go back to each other. Every family is looking for their mothers, what should I be busy with, I have to go home too, if I haven’t been home for half the summer vacation, my mother is going to die of anxiety.”
At this table, the gods, the former gods, the former gods, the super second generation, and the gods who could not become the reserve gods of the gods without the toll, all raised their wine glasses, and they were ready to drink when I finished speaking.
I hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry to drink. According to the rules, before the end of the drink, I have to say a few words. Since I am treating guests, I will do my part to say the concluding remarks. You see everyone gathered together Together, that's fate, we've been masturbating all night, we can't do it for nothing, we have to achieve something!"
Before I finished speaking, Yueqian stood up suddenly, and said in a panic: "I still have something to do, I won't drink the wine after this is over, let's go first, you guys continue!"
With sharp eyes and quick hands, I grabbed her and said, "Sit down, if you want to leave, you have to wait for me to finish speaking and drink up the last glass of wine! Is it purely white to fuck in front of me? No, you don't want to listen to me Saying this, is it because your dad told you not to listen to my last words before you came? Why do you listen to your dad so much? I remember that you have a rebellious spirit. Let me tell you, I didn’t Go away after you finish speaking, be careful that I'll turn against you, I'm drinking a little too much now, if I say turn against you, turn against you, it's definitely faster than turning over the story!"
Yueqian immediately sat down obediently and picked up the wine glass again, with an awkward expression on his face, feeling uncomfortable all over!
"That's right, everyone is friends, how can you not listen to me?" I paused again to put the wine glass on the table, and then said, "Look, why do we all come here? There must be a reason for this! From the perspective of Jing Huang’s fatalism, it is that the wheel of fate is turning. Wherever it turns, it turns us together, and turns us to this table to enjoy this meal together Son! But can the wheel of fate just turn us together just to let us play together? It must not be possible! The wheel of fate has a lot of burdens, and it must be a big deal when it turns, so ah , we can’t be pulled down like this, and we have let down the efforts of the wheel of fate to turn us together, don’t you think?”
There was silence on the table, the current god, the former god, the previous god, the reserve god, and the super second generation all looked at me in a dazed state, apparently unable to understand what I wanted to say.
As a classmate and tablemate, Liu Qiqi is the one who has been in touch with me the most recently. When everyone was at a loss and couldn't speak, he asked cautiously: "Ye Lan, what do you mean we have to sum up? What do you think of Chuaner?"
"Is this a matter of stringing? Of course it's not stringing!" I lifted up the string of kidneys, smacked it hard, and then raised the bamboo stick high, "What we roll is not strings, It's anger, it's unwillingness!"
Qiao Xiaomin suddenly realized, "You mean the skewers here are not tasty, and you want to change them again, so it's okay to pick up the money? Let's forget it, it's already dawn."
What about gods, what kind of comprehension is there, no wonder you can't even keep your own god position!If I were their God Lord, a guy with zero understanding of this kind would try to get her down, too much affecting the overall IQ level of the God Realm!
"Your thinking should not always revolve around the matter of stringing, you must be able to infer other things from one instance, you must be able to see the whole leopard from a glimpse, you must be able to see the autumn from a leaf, and you must come up with at least three solutions to a question type. "I said, picked up another string of steel bars, slapped it down hard, and raised the bare stick again, "Look, everyone, although I am actually slapping the strings now, I am not talking about the stringing It’s not, but why do we get together and play this string here!”.
Yue Qian said weakly: "Didn't you come here to eat skewers because you said you want to treat guests? Originally, I didn't want to come to this kind of place. I wanted to eat more high-end and more refined food. You didn't see me dressed so beautifully and so Is it tidy? Is this a dress for eating at a roadside stall? Please ask someone like me to eat at a roadside stall, and you can do it. Do you want to reflect on how bad your behavior is? "
I figured it out, the comprehension ability of these guys has not been developed at all, even me, a sophomore in high school, is not as good as me, so it's a waste of emotion if we don't circle around with them!
I slapped the sign hard on the table, stood up suddenly, and said loudly: "Why do I invite guests to have fun? It's because everyone shares the same goals! We all have different backgrounds, all walks of life, and different identities. There are even mortal enemies between each other! But we still came together. Why is this? This is because of an incident that happened in the past few days, and this incident has an inseparable relationship with Singulato ..."
Always pretending to be a dead dog, with a silent gentleness, he couldn't help but say: "The car of the disease spreading the disease and threatening human safety has nothing to do with our Singularity Company, please don't talk about it!"
Whoops, the serious juniors of Singularity Company are all sitting here without saying a word, what are you rushing to help Singularity Company to defend as an undercover agent?Did you get so involved in being an undercover agent that you forgot your original identity as an undercover agent?
I couldn't help but glared at Wen Rou, "The cause of this matter is that it has nothing to do with Singularity Company, but when things escalated, how dare you say that it has nothing to do with your Singularity Company? Originally, I invited you to go back to the Spring of Miracles and go to the epidemic area for a while." Well, this matter was resolved quietly, but, in order to deal with me, investigator No. 007 of your Singularity Company intervened, not only bringing in Singularity's personnel, but also organizing the Champions League and The mortal enemy, the Taiyin Company, formed an alliance to block our actions to save mankind. If we fail and the epidemic spreads, even if your Singularity Company intervenes to solve it later, many people will die! Do you dare to say that it is the same as Singularity? Is the company okay?"
After being teased by me like this, Gentle didn't say a word, and sat back honestly to shut up.
No one interrupted me, so I went on to say: "It is only because of this incident, and because of Singulato's meddling, that this incident will expand, so, Qiao Xiaomin, you will come to the world to collect the car of the epidemic... ..."
Qiao Xiaomin said in a low voice: "Even if there is no Singulato company to intervene and cause things to expand, I will come to the world to collect the car of the epidemic. It is a world-destroying weapon of the gods. It can't just be thrown away..."
Qiao Xiaomin, your uncle, can you figure out where your butt is sitting at critical moments?
I glared at Qiao Xiaomin, "You are a god, you are very capable. If it weren't for Singularity Company to block the door and block the road, would you still need to come to the world to recycle the car of the epidemic? Isn't it enough to just wave your hand in the world of gods?" If I hadn’t had to come to the world to collect the carts of the epidemic, would I not even be able to keep the god’s position? I could fight for reason in the world of gods, but now I’m sent out to collect the carts of the epidemic, and I don’t even have the chance to fight for myself It's gone, I can't be the goddess of death when I go back properly, isn't this a matter of Seven Point Company?"
After being teased by me like this, Qiao Xiaomin was speechless, so she sat back in her seat honestly and shut up.
I went on to say: "If it weren't for the meddling of Singularity Company, Gu Shenxian, you would still be the king of Kunlun Mountain, and you wouldn't have come to me to torment you once, not to mention your physical injuries, and your spiritual suffering. Strike!"
Gu Mingzhuo opened his mouth, as if he wanted to speak.
I immediately pre-empted and glared at him, "What's wrong? Do you have any opinion on my statement!"?
Gu Mingzhuo hurriedly said: "I have no objection! I just want to agree with your statement. I think what you said is very correct and very reasonable. Can I applaud? I really can't restrain my inner excitement, I really want to Applause warmly to express my approval!"
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