Ghost, please let me go

I interrupted him and said, "This is what your Buddha said? Then you didn't ask him, did you say hello to Singularity Company first about what he said? As the leader of a group of mages like Qingquan Temple , it is impossible for you not to know that the passages from the human world to other worlds are controlled by Singularity Corporation. If you want to go out of the human world, unless it is smuggling, you have to go through the exit procedures according to the normal procedures. Have you completed the formalities? No Right! Those who are upgraded like you have to pay the toll. Have you paid the toll? No! You don’t go through the formalities and don’t pay according to the rules. You don’t want to become a Buddha, you want to eat the king’s meal ah!"

The old monk Huikong was at a loss, "My Buddha has supernatural powers that penetrate the heavens and the earth, and it is only a trivial matter to guide my disciples to the Western Paradise..."

I sighed and said: "Look at what you said, look at these people, which one is not a supernatural power? Isn't it all honestly following the requirements of Singularity Company, what are you Buddhas? Bypass Singulato, this person, you have to recognize the reality..."

Before I could finish my words, I saw a ball of golden light the size of a fist suddenly falling from the air, unbiased and unbiased, and it was falling on the ground in front of the old monk Huikong's head.

When I took a closer look, it turned out to be a sign the size of an A4 paper, with dense words written on it.

"Singularity Company is warning all those who intend to use smuggling methods to leave the world. Illegal passages that have not been verified by standards are extremely dangerous and can cause complete extinction in an instant. God-level creatures cannot be avoided. For your own safety, please apply for a formal Follow the formalities to get out, and don’t believe any rhetoric that guides stowaways!”

"Look, look, this Singularity Company is so considerate, and even sent you a special reminder." I said to the old monk Huikong, "See, you, don't even think about smuggling, this Smuggling is very dangerous, those smuggling channels are not stable..."

"It's not unstable." Gu Mingzhuo interjected, "It's the Singularity Company that has set up an automatic search and attack system. Once it finds signs of people smuggling through illegal channels, it will immediately launch a devastating blow, eliminating the channels and the stowaways together. Especially for those like us who want to upgrade and leave the human world, they are the key monitoring targets. Once they leave the human world, Singulato will immediately call the police, lock the location, and launch an attack!"

Well, it turns out that the danger comes from this.

"Anyway, there must be danger." I lifted the old monk Huikong, who had a broken outlook on life and doubted his life, from the ground, shook him vigorously, and put him on the ground, "Okay , Spiritual, isn’t it just that you can’t smuggle people? Isn’t there still a formal channel to go? After finishing this matter today, I will spare time to accompany you to Singularity Company and ask what to do Procedures, how much does it cost, in case Singularity Company has a good relationship with your Buddhas, it might be possible to give you a discount."

Hearing what I said, the old monk Huikong immediately came to life, "Yes, I want to contact the Buddha, tell him about this matter, and ask him to help me negotiate with Singularity Company. It saves travel expenses."

As he said that, he immediately wanted to recite scriptures.

I hurriedly stopped him, "Wait a minute, I have a business to pour you out, and before the business is done, let alone become a Buddha, even if you are in a hurry to urinate, you have to hold it back."

"What do you need me to do? Just tell me, and I'll do it right away!" The old monk Huikong looked impatient and unbearable.

I pointed to the nine-story bone pagoda and said: "Release the power of the nine-story Linglong pagoda that is suppressed by your Qingquan Temple, that's all. Do you need to prepare some magic tools and props for you? ? Just say what you need.”

"It's just such a small thing?" Old monk Hui Kong looked at me suspiciously, and then looked at Qiao Xiaomin, Liu Qiqi, Mian Mian, Gu Mingzhuo, and even Huang Fei and Huang Xiaoxiao. After finishing, he said with some doubts, "I don't need any magic weapon, just lend me your mobile phone."

Whoops, using a mobile phone to cast spells is so advanced!Unexpectedly, the monks of Qingquan Temple are enough to keep pace with the times!

I quickly took out my mobile phone and handed it to the old monk Huikong. At the same time, I got ready, opened my eyes wide, and watched how he used the mobile phone to cast spells.

The old monk Huikong took the phone, without chanting mantras or posing, he pressed a number, and after connecting, he said bluntly: "It's me, the remote delivery of the Nine-story Linglong Pagoda is off." Well, um, other things, talk about it later, well, that's it!"

After finishing talking, I hung up and handed the phone in front of me, "It's done!"

5 Chapter [-] Listen to people's advice and eat enough

I was really shocked, and looked at the old monk Huikong, dumbfounded, "This, this is the end of the matter? Yours is too simple, can you do it?"

The old monk Huikong said: "Isn't it just to lift the oppressive power of a nine-story Linglong pagoda? How difficult can it be? In modern society, we mages also have to keep pace with the times. The operation of large-scale spells and magic circles has already Equipped with computer operation, realize one-click simplification and foolishness. If it is particularly complicated, it will take ten days and a half months to prepare for dispelling a spell that you set up yourself. Now arrange the venue materials, that is lying to you. If you don’t believe it, you can Look at the effect, this suppressing force can be lifted as soon as it is said, hey, look, it's coming!"

I looked in the direction that the old monk Huikong pointed, alas, the ancient nine-story bone pagoda has really changed.

Originally, although it could be seen that this pagoda was piled up with layers of corpses, it still had the appearance of a Buddhist pagoda, but now it has changed, it does not have the appearance of a Buddhist pagoda at all, and there are layers of corpses. The tightly stacked corpses stood in front of my eyes like a hill, it was a shock to see it!And many of the corpses were still rotting and dripping with pus. When I thought of people coming out of here just now, and how many times they had entered and exited, I couldn't help but feel nauseated.

If someone who uses this thing as a summoning array signal tower dares to say that he is not a villain, he is really an idiot.

As long as he dares to come, he must be destroyed in minutes, otherwise I can't show the righteous position of my newly promoted Superman Flash!

The old monk Huikong completed the task, and went to continue Heshi chanting to communicate with his own Buddha about leaving the country.

I looked at Qiao Xiaomin, Liu Qiqi, Mian Mian and Gu Mingzhuo, and said, "Then I will call you."

Gu Mingzhuo waved his hand, "Call me, I'm ready for the battle."

I looked left and right, up and down, but I didn't feel that he was preparing for anything.

To prepare for the battle, at least one guy should be pulled out to make a stand, but as for the old man, he stood there with his sleeves folded and said that he was ready, which was too perfunctory.

I stared again, "Then I'm really summoned!"

Liu Qiqi was annoyed, "Could you stop moji? Why don't you just summon an alien? There's nothing to be afraid of. Momoji, you really don't look like a man!"

Your sister, dare to say that I am not like a man!

Believe it or not, I will prove it to you on the spot right now?I'm afraid you dare not let me prove it!

Looking at the pile of corpses, I got lucky and shouted, "King Vinayaka!"

After waiting for a long time after shouting, it was very quiet, and there was no movement.

I couldn't help but look suspiciously at Qiao Xiaomin, Liu Qiqi and Mian Mian, "Hey, it's not easy to call him directly. Are you sure you can call him by his name so that he can come over?"

Liu Qiqi said: "What's the use of just calling him by name? I'll call you, just call you by name, and then I won't say anything. You know what I'm going to do! You just let him come over." Just say it! You should just call King Vinayaka now, and you can talk as you usually do on the phone!"

I understood, and quickly yelled at the pile of corpses again, "King Vinayaka, come here, come here, I have something to do with you."

This time, as soon as I finished speaking, I saw thick black smoke suddenly billowing from the pile of corpses.

Black smoke projected onto the ground in front of the pile of corpses, turning into a round black gate.

Look at this gate, it has a door frame, a door leaf, and a door handle. The style is very classical and solemn. At first glance, it seems to belong to the gate of the temple, and it cannot be the gate of your own yard.

As soon as the round door made of black smoke was formed, a burst of laughter filled with infinite joy came from inside the door!

Amidst the wild laughter, the two door panels were suddenly pushed open, and a dull light shot out from the door. With the endless laughter, a big man squeezed out from the door!

Look at this thing that came out, it's all green, and it has two heads, like a double-headed ogre, one head is uglier than the other, and each head wears a crown, look at the miserable white color Presumably it was also made of bones!

"Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... I'm back, I'm back! As I said, when I return, it will be the day when all the rebels will be crowned! What human beings, demons, gods and ghosts, you jumping beam clowns, shameless rebellion, I want Kill you all, bruise your bones, oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, what are you doing? Let me go, let me go!"

The double-headed ogre version of King Vinayaka just laughed twice and said a word, and before he could show his supernatural powers and perform miracles, he was pinned there!

It was Huang Fei and Huang Xiaoxiao who held him down!

Otherwise, the Yellow Turban Warriors are really competent, and no one greeted them in advance. As soon as King Vinayaka came out, the two of them immediately transformed into giants, one with a machete and the other with an axe. Go up and grab one arm each, twist and press, and push King Vinayaka to the ground, put the knife and ax on the back of his necks, and King Vinayaka is immediately more obedient than a cute cat , Lie down and dare not move.

Huang Fei and Huang Xiaoxiao knew they were always doing this when they saw it, and when they saw King Vinayaka lying still, they immediately grabbed its head and pulled it up, directly pulling it at a 90-degree angle, Just turned its face towards us.

As soon as this face came over, good guy, I thought it was ugly if I didn't look carefully just now, but now that I looked at it carefully, it was even uglier, it was disgusting to look at, and I don't know how this guy can look so ugly.

I quickly turned my face away, not to look at him, but when I turned my head, I saw Qiao Xiaomin looking at King Vinayaka in surprise.

Turning his head to look in Liu Qiqi's direction, Liu Qiqi also looked at King Vinayaka thoughtfully.

Looking at Gu Mingzhuo again, Gu Mingzhuo stroked his chin and frowned, as if he saw someone he knew.

I couldn't help being surprised, so I asked them, "Hey, looking at you like this, is it possible that you all know him? He has a lot of people as the villain, the big boss. You are not allowed to plead with me, let me let him go!"

Qiao Xiaomin said: "Who would have friendship with a heteromorphic species? It's just that I have seen him before. I remember that time, he came to the world to make trouble and affected my major affairs, so I beat him hard, and then went The source threw him back.

Liu Qiqi also said: "That's right, this kind of character deserves to have friendship with us? Speaking of which, it was a long time ago when I met him. At that time, we had just arrived in the world and hadn't established ourselves yet. This guy ran away He wanted to recruit us when he came out, and he said brazenly that it would be better for us to be his younger brother, and he wanted to force me to be some kind of princess, so we were beaten up and thrown back the same way."

Gu Mingzhuo then said: "This guy has come to the world several times, and I have met him twice here alone, but because he has some background, he didn't kill him, and he rushed back every time after the fight. !"

Well, everyone really knows him very well, so what about the other one?I turned my attention to cotton.

Cotton, the first former god with only a face left, couldn't beat him, right?

Unexpectedly, Cotton "meowed" and said: "It turned out to be this guy! Has he changed his name to King Vinayaka now? When we came to the world not long ago, we just created human beings, and we can barely say that we have formed a sustainable ethnic group. , he came here and wanted to snatch the human beings as his subordinates, but after being beaten up by us, he threw them back! Unexpectedly, he was very persistent. He kept coming to the human world, and he didn't know what he was trying Is it just to give face to the countryside? Or is it because he has the habit of being abused, and if he doesn’t come to the world to be beaten once in a while, he will feel uncomfortable both physically and psychologically?”

I turned my head to look at the two ugly faces of King Vinayaka.

Now the villain, the big demon king, has stopped screaming. He has clearly recognized the situation, so that both faces are extremely panicked. When he saw my gaze, he immediately opened his mouth and showed a smile that was uglier than crying, "Great God, I actually went the wrong way. I didn't want to come to the world, but I just wanted to visit relatives in other places. I accidentally went the wrong way. Why don't you drive me back? If you think I'm too ugly to affect your mood, you You can beat me up and drive me back!"

I sighed and said, "Actually, I am willing to believe that you got lost this time. Lu Xun said that you are forgiving and forgiving..."

Qiao Xiaomin, "This sentence comes from the source of the collection of saliva and often talked about. It was written by Yu Wenbao in the Song Dynasty, not by Lu Xun."

Qiao Xiaomin, your uncle, the gods are amazing, if you are in a hurry, believe it or not, I will come to you first X, then X, then X, then X!

I just pretended I didn't hear her, and continued to say to King Vinayaka: "But, you keep coming again and again this time, let someone beat you up, throw it back, come again, beat up again , throw it back again, you say that you get lost every time, if I believe it, then you are not an idiot? I want to say, you are too tired from running around like this, why don’t you just stay in the world, This saves Baba, who has traveled such a long distance, to rush over every time to be beaten, and after the beating is over, he has to trouble others to throw you back."

I looked at the pile of corpses like a hill, and while talking, I took out the Japanese Spear and weighed it in my hand, and I was about to pierce it with one guy.

"Don't, don't kill me!" The double-headed ogre version of King Vinayaka screamed, but his body still didn't dare to move. After all, the knife and ax around his neck were lying around. If you move, it's useless to blame anyone!So he could only hold his head up reluctantly, and yelled at me, "Great God! Da Dong is my godfather, and I have Da Dong's blessing to protect me. You can't kill me, otherwise Da Dong will definitely take revenge on me, and the whole world will die because of you." Your recklessness and destruction, the entire human race will be extinct because of your impulsiveness! For the directors of the company, human life is meaningless, and they are not qualified to be compared with me! The lives of all the people in the world are not as good as mine Exquisite..."

Qiao Xiaomin said from the back: "Forget it, I'll just get back after a lesson, it's not worth causing trouble for such a jumping clown!"

Liu Qiqi also said: "If you have to do something, let me avoid it for a while. You see, my identity is hidden in the world, so it's not convenient for outsiders to know."

Gu Mingzhuo then persuaded: "Forget it, it's not worth offending the director of Singularity Company for him."

I understand, it turns out that this guy is the godson of a guy called Da Dong in Singularity Company, with a solid background and strong backing, no wonder every time he comes, he is just beaten up and thrown back!If this stuff is placed in Journey to the West, it will definitely belong to the category of monsters with background, no matter how many people they eat, how much evil they do and how much trouble they cause, even if they see Sun Monkey's stick is about to be smashed down, as long as the original owner makes a loud noise St. move slowly, and nothing will happen.Follow your master back to heaven. As for those mortals who were killed, eaten, and killed, no matter how many, in the eyes of the gods, it's not a problem!

However, should human beings deserve to die because they are weak?

I looked at the pile of bones again, and then turned my head to look at Mian Mian, "Do you have anything to say? Let's say it together, don't leave you alone."

Cotton raised his paw and wiped his face, and said: "Singularity is not easy to mess with, everyone knows that, don't worry about what you want to do, think twice before acting, listen to the advice of those of us who have experienced it, it is always right. You just came from Get out of Singularity’s troubles, there’s no need to get involved again.”

I nodded, "Lu Xun said, listen to people's persuasion, eat enough, Qiao Xiaomin, stop talking, I know this is not what Lu Xun said, I just said it casually, don't be serious with me, okay? Hey, That's right, it's good to be a beautiful girl quietly. Cough, since everyone agrees, then I'll let him go..."

After speaking, I tossed up the Nissei spear in my hand.

The Nissei Spear turned somersault in the air, and fell straight down. With a puff, it was piercing King Vinayaka's vest.

Chapter 561 The Last Wish

Nissei Spear Duoli, with just one puff, King Vinayaka was stabbed to death.

King Vinayaka was dead on the spot, and when the flames flowed down the barrel of the gun, he didn't move. It was obvious that the gun had been pierced to death.

This is so embarrassing.

I actually wanted to stab him a few more times, shouting a few slogans to avenge the people killed by him on behalf of Tian Xingdao while stabbing, to highlight my magnificence and righteousness.I have quietly sent a signal to Huang Fei and Huang Xiaoxiao, and asked them to quietly record a video for me, and then I will post it on Moments or live broadcast platforms, a brave new era brave who is brave enough to slay demons for the sake of mankind. .

But who knew, with such a big name, such a big backer, the history of tossing is even longer than the history of human beings. In other novels and comics, he can at least be a big devil in the mid-term boss. up!

This is simply a pity for the audience's expectations, okay?

Look at the expressions of those immortals watching!

Qiao Xiaomin, "..."

Liu Qiqi, "..."

cotton,"……"

The ancient name is clumsy, "..."

Well, at this time, in order to alleviate the embarrassment, I have to say something. Stanislavski said that you are not afraid of awkward chats, but the most afraid of being cold.

I quickly spread my hands and said: "My gods, um, I said I was slipping for a while, do you believe it? Well, you don't believe it very much, and I don't believe it too much. How could it be so coincidental? Stabbed him to death with a slip of the hand? But, believe it or not, that’s the truth! You know me, I’ve never been the kind of person who hates evil and wants to kill a pervert who hurts human beings, right? To be honest, I just want to be handsome like the protagonist in the movie, throw a flower and put the gun away, who knows that if I throw it casually and fail to catch it, it will hit it right away, and I will die if I throw it away? Such a freshman demon king can be stabbed to death in a single stroke. Who would believe it? Well, you see, this stabbing is dead, what should we do next? Do you want to destroy a corpse? Without outsiders, there is no need to silence them."

Gu Mingzhuo sighed and said: "We have said so much, but you didn't take a word to heart! But also, you as a human being can achieve such achievements, it must be because of your determination, how could you be rejected by such two words?" Are you easily shaken? It’s just that you’ve caused the world to suffer!”

Qiao Xiaomin said: "If I were you, I would just wait here. When his godfather comes over, no matter what crime you ask, you will admit it, and then commit suicide on the spot to apologize! This is the best solution. Everyone knows , the directors of Singularity Company are all vengeful, and their minds are very small. If you escape, you will easily implicate your family, friends, and even most of the human beings in the world. Human souls are important to Singularity Company, but their lives ..."

I waved my hand and said, "I know that human life is worthless in the eyes of Singulato, right? I know this sentence, so don't keep repeating it, it sounds annoying to me."

It was rare for Liu Qiqi to disagree with Qiao Xiaomin, and said in full agreement: "Whether you are annoying or not, this is the truth. Singularity Corporation really wants to launch a ruthless campaign to wipe out billions of human beings, it's like playing, anyway, the remaining The billions that have been placed can continue to reproduce, as long as human beings are not extinct, it is enough for Singularity Corporation. So, don’t even think about running away. What, do you have anything else to say? Yes Tell me what you want to say to your parents now, and I can take it back for you, by the way, if you have any unfinished wishes, let’s talk together, and I will help you find a way to realize these wishes."

Mian Mian let out a meow, shook his tail, and said worriedly: "The contract I signed with you, I haven't quite understood how it came into being. If you die, it won't affect me, no matter what. I am also a generation of gods. It would be too ridiculous to kill me because I recognized a master like you. Back then, the Singularity Company didn’t kill me, but I let you take the lead to kill me. I don’t know if Singulato will thank you.”

It's rare that these people have such a unified opinion.

It seems that the directors of this Qidian company have a standard image in everyone's minds, protecting their weaknesses, domineering, and unreasonable.

I sighed and said, "In this case, let's save time and talk about something serious."

Liu Qiqi responded with an "oh", took out the notebook and pen from her pocket, opened the notebook, picked up the pen, looked at me eagerly, and got ready to write.

Qiao Xiaomin glanced at her contemptuously, and said coolly: "Who still uses pen and paper to record these days? Don't you have a mobile phone? Recording a video with a mobile phone is no more useful, more real, and more accurate than taking notes on paper. Reliable? Or, are you planning to distort his last words?"

Liu Qiqi despised the past, "I still don't know how to record videos with my mobile phone? I just write down his last wishes one by one and make a list, so as not to forget any one in case. Can I still Go watch the video again? You see he is so young, he must be unwilling to die, and he must have a lot of last wishes. As his good classmate and deskmate, plus he saved my life in this life, all his last wishes Of course, I will help him implement each item one by one, and after he dies, I will definitely help him choose a good place with beautiful mountains and rivers to set up a grave."

Your sister, what kind of broken classmate is this, I am still alive and kicking, and I have already started to think about setting up a grave for me, should I be moved, or should I curse MMP in my heart?

I quickly said: "Actually, I don't have much to pursue. Although I have a lot of wishes, it doesn't matter if I can realize them or not. But, there is one thing. If I can't realize it, I really can't close my eyes even if I die. Qi Qi, are you really able to help me realize any last wish without compromise or condition?"

Liu Qiqi patted his chest and said, "Look at what you said, what is the relationship between us? If you have any wish, just say it, and I promise to help you realize it before you die!"

I was so moved that I burst into tears. Looking at Liu Qiqi, I said very seriously: "With a good classmate like you, I really don't want to die."

Qiao Xiaomin, "It's death with peace of mind..."

Your uncle, in fact, you came all the way from the world of gods, and you just came back to show off your knowledge, so you keep hitting me in the face!You wait for me to learn to travel through time and space in the future, and when I go back to the previous night, you will help you relieve your resentment. You must first treat you so and so, and then so and so, in a word, and then let your resentment deepen Ten thousand times, just stay in the men's room honestly until the end of the world and the earth is destroyed!

I ignored Qiao Xiaomin, looked at Liu Qiqi intently, and said, "Actually, this wish is quite simple. That's right, I'm too embarrassed to say it. Well, look, I've been 18 years old now." He is still a virgin, he is dead, he really can't close his eyes, you understand."

As soon as Liu Qiqi heard it, he immediately said without hesitation: "No problem~ What's wrong with such a trivial matter? Just wait, I'll find someone to make it clear for you, and wait for someone to do it." When dad comes to take revenge, he will definitely let you have no regrets!"

After finishing speaking, she took out her mobile phone and dialed a number, and said generously: "Young Master Jiang, don't you keep bragging about how awesome you are, how powerful you are, and how many stars you can call me? That's it, I'll give you This is a chance to prove your bullshit. I have a friend who is going to die, and he had such a wish in his lifetime, you know, so, I am going to open a hotel for him, let him have a carnival, you know, I am alone I won’t go into details about the little girl’s family, um, you can arrange a few popular stars, hey, by the way, Ye Lan, what kind of stars do you like? Just mention it, and I promise to arrange it for you clearly. At least my family runs a film and television company, you understand?"

Of course I understand, even if we haven’t really seen it, but all kinds of lace news and gossip plus entertainment novels on various websites, there shouldn’t be too many such things, of course I know that I can’t understand it any more.

But Liu Qiqi, don't you understand something?You also said that you understood and deliberately pretended not to understand. You said that I had such a wish before I died, and I refused to help me realize it. You also wanted to change the subject and use counterfeit goods to perfuse me. It is really a bit of the basic morality of a god to be regarded as a god. There is no sentiment, no wonder people were kicked out of the God Realm.

I said sullenly: "Forget about celebrities, I still have a little money now, as long as the money is in place, what celebrities can't be found? If it doesn't work, I can still use spells to force them. If so, Do you still need to arrange it yourself?"