Ghost, please let me go

Tsk, it is worthy of being a fairy, it is an atmosphere, not only a Dongben, but also a direct gift of instructions!

I was secretly applauding Gu Mingzhuo, but suddenly I heard Gu Mingzhuo let out a sigh, stopped the cloud suddenly, and shouted: "There is a monster!"

I took a look down from the edge of the cloud, and saw that my eyes were all black, and I could only vaguely see the outline of the mountains. I can't even see the fart!

But it's normal for there to be monsters in Dahongling. Before, lonely ghosts and wild ghosts ran around, and the qi veins pressed down on the stump of the demon. The thorny grass made a mountain god. I also built a monster school here. If it didn't... hey, he It's not about my Dahongling Monster School.

I quickly lay down on the edge of the cloud and looked down.

Hmm, still can't see anything.

"Well, there's such a strong demonic aura, a group of demons gathers, and disasters arise of their own accord. This entire village with a radius of a hundred miles will be affected. Since I have encountered it, then I can't ignore it... Uh, in fact, it should be you Whatever, this is your hometown."

I gave birth to look at it vigorously, and said casually: "Whatever, subduing demons and eliminating demons is within the scope of the Taoist responsibilities. Since I have encountered it, I should take care of it. Why do you ask me?"

"Since you have authorized me to deal with it, I will not be polite." Gu Mingzhuo said as he slapped his forehead, and saw a blood-red long sword sprang out from the top of his head!

Chapter 535 The True Essence of Subduing Demons and Eliminating Demons

As soon as the red sword flew out, it hung beside Gu Mingzhuo's head, trembling slightly, making a buzzing sound, with a murderous look, it looked very tall.

Yo, where is the flying sword!

When I was fighting with me before, I didn't see him use a flying sword. I think this flying sword is not suitable for fierce battles with equal strength, but only for pretending to kill cats and dogs.

But I changed my mind, this is not right, shouldn't I investigate clearly before killing demons and demons?How could anyone come out with a flying sword to investigate!

I hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute, Ancient Immortal, don't you want to subdue demons and eliminate demons? What are you trying to do by pulling out this guy?"

Gu Mingzhuo said: "Look at what you said, although I am a god, cough, I am a human immortal who has not become a god, so I can't fight monsters with bare hands. Although this monster is weak to us as a whole, But some of them have special skills. If you hit them with a punch, you may not be able to kill them. At that time, you will not bully the young and poor, and it will be 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi. This method is simply too bad. So, look at me Take a sword and stab them in the past, and it is guaranteed to rip them apart, the demon souls will be shattered, and the dead can't die again. One sword solves the problem, and there will be no sequels in the future. This is called once and for all."

I was shocked, "No, Ancient Immortal, do you think you should investigate and investigate before doing anything to subdue demons and eliminate demons, first to see what they are doing with monsters? Or you are doing good deeds, and you stabbed someone to death with a sword in the past, how unjust is his death? This indiscriminate way of inserting people, this must not be in line with your image as a righteous god!"

Gu Mingzhuo said: "A great god is a great god, what is the difference between a righteous god and an unrighteous god? At our level, good and evil do not mean much to us, and we cannot be judged by the moral values ​​that normal humans generally think There is a saying that I don’t know if you have heard, the so-called great evil is like good, and great good is like evil. Many sacrifices for the interests of a moment and a place are a great act of goodness for human beings as a whole, but it is a great act for the victims. Evil. So, good and evil are actually relative concepts. From the perspective of time, it may be a very evil behavior for human beings, but in the long run, it is actually very likely to be a very good and virtuous behavior. Some behaviors that seem to be good deeds in a short period of time are likely to create a greater disaster in the long run. Most human beings have a hard time seeing the long-term due to the limitation of their lifespan. The situation, and their own interests also determine that they can only judge from the position of their own buttocks, and they must not be like us land gods who can judge and act from the development and changes of thousands of years!"

When I heard it, I couldn't help but admire it, "After seeing the monster aura at a glance, you can see the changes here after thousands of years, so I decided to kill all the monsters here that may cause great harm after thousands of years ?Hey, what are you teaching me? Are you capable? Teach me, it’s really not good, I can worship you as a teacher! How do you Kunlun send apprentices to salute? But you need to kowtow, you still need to give gifts, you still need to offer tea, it’s no problem, if you want Otherwise, let’s solve the problem of master-student relationship first, and then go through the formalities. Now it’s popular to get on the train first and then pay for the fare. Once the master-student status is confirmed, can you teach me this skill?”

I am a person, among other things, I am very eager to learn!This kind of supernatural power that can see the development and changes of thousands of years at a glance, as long as you learn it, do you still have to worry about the exam?At a glance, I can see the answers to the graded papers after the exam, what kind of famous university, don't I just go to it casually?So this supernatural power must be learned!

Gu Mingzhuo quickly waved his hand, "Don't tell me, how can I be your master? Besides, I'm not that talented, I can see the changes of thousands of years at a glance. I didn't decide to kill the grass after seeing the changes here. Seeing that you have never done demon slaying before, as a person who has experienced it, I will teach you some experience in immortal life. As for slaying demons and demons, the emphasis is on being straightforward. You said that I am such a freshman. Too much, and you are rushing to buy vegetables and go back to make breakfast for your wife? How can you find the time to investigate whether these little monsters are doing evil? Anyway, the non-my race must have a different heart. Wrong. Even if they can do some small good deeds now, but when they become big monsters after their cultivation is advanced, it must be a disaster @Even if they don’t have the intention, but their own monsters will be against The surrounding environment has caused irreversible damage, which is a serious source of environmental pollution! Do you pay attention to environmental protection now? Environmental protection must start from the source, so in order to prevent them from polluting the environment in the future, you can kill them directly. If you are really interested in fortune-telling, After a while, I can introduce you to a real expert. He can really look forward 500 years and look back 500 years. He can know the past and the future with just a pinch of his fingers. It’s amazing. That’s it, I’ll do it first, wait a moment After a while, I'll take you home after I've dealt with it. Your home is the village in front. I saw it, so don't worry about it for a while!"

Damn, what kind of god is this? How dare he slay demons and slay demons before, just stabbing him to death with a sword, not even asking whether it is black or white, this is too subjective and idealistic!

What if he is a good monster, what if he is just like those monster students in my school who actually don't know anything... Damn, this is Dahongling, isn't the place with the most monster spirit is my monster school?

I hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute! If you don't say that I almost forgot, I opened a school here to teach some little monsters who accidentally become monsters. Don't destroy my school. Let's first Go down and have a look."

Gu Mingzhuo frowned and said, "Ye Lan, I'm not talking about you. Although the sage Kong taught us that there is no discrimination, but monsters are different from us humans after all. Now you teach them great supernatural powers. I'm afraid it will be harmful to humans in the future." There are obstacles. It is better to destroy them all before they become a climate. If you want to be a god, you can't be soft-hearted. The so-called heaven and earth are inhumane, and everything is a straw dog. The explanation is that in the eyes of our gods, all living beings are equal, no matter who is cut Psychological burden!"

Uh, is this how the world is not benevolent and treats everything as a straw dog?Doesn't it sound good?

I said: "I never wanted to be a fairy, I wanted to be Superman Flash. Besides, I have lost my memory, so why should I be a fairy? I'm going back to be my high school student. As a high school student Health, there is nothing wrong with being soft-hearted, but if you are cruel and ruthless, then you are really perverted! Let me tell you, these monsters are quite innocent when they talk about them. They are just ordinary animals and livestock, and they live a carefree life. But I was here a few days ago In order to prevent the Blackstone Group from stealing the Dahongling Earth Qi dragon veins, they did a ritual, and accidentally had an accident. As a result, all the domestic animals in the village and the animals in the nearby mountains all turned into low-level monsters. Since I caused this, I I have to be responsible for them, right? I can't do the kind of ruthless things you do. Hey, by the way, I forgot if you didn't tell me. Do you have an apprentice named Pan Yue? He was arrested by the Taiyin Group Those guys were caught and beaten half to death, and now they don’t know whether they are dead or alive. If you use money to do things to fight with me, you don’t know about him. The Taiyin Group will not ask you to do things alone Son, let's kill your apprentice to silence him!"

Gu Mingzhuo was stunned, "Pan Yue was arrested by the Taiyin Group? Didn't he join the Blackstone Group as a smuggler to treat his wife's illness? This smuggler is a good smuggler, why was he arrested by the Taiyin Group?" ? Even if he is to be arrested, it should be the Singularity Company that arrests him, not the Taiyin Group?"

I explained: "He wholeheartedly wants to return to your sect, so he went with me to seek the fountain of miracles and save mankind. After he came back from the world, in order to fulfill his dream, I asked him to go to Haicheng to complete the last step. As a result, we came back safely after we sought such a difficult thing as the fountain of miracles, but we capsized on the ground of the world. "

Gu Mingzhuo was furious: "Has Chris Robin's head been kicked by a donkey? My apprentice dares to grab it!"

He immediately took out his mobile phone from under his Taoist robe, dialed a number, opened his mouth and said, "Mr. Robin, do you know that Pan Yue is my apprentice? No? Then I will tell you clearly now, Pan Yue He is my direct disciple! How much is it for you to arrest my apprentice and abuse him? My boss is here to help you beat a vicious guy like Ye Lan to death, and it is better for you to abuse my apprentice at the other end! Is this how the Taiyin Group works? It’s okay, it’s okay, don’t explain, you say you don’t know, and if you don’t know, you’re not guilty? Those who don’t know are not guilty, it’s just that there’s no crime when you don’t know, but you now If you know it, you will be guilty. This is a dynamic word, understand? Forget it, let me explain to you foreigners what words to use. Don’t think that you are really good at China because you speak Chinese smoothly. You are still far behind! Tell me, you don't need to explain this matter, because of my friendship with your boss, I won't pursue this matter, you should send Pan Yue back to Kunlun Mountain, and his mental damage fee and physical damage fee For the post-injury recuperation fee, pay it now, and I won’t ask you for more, so you can give me 200 million Tongdu and it’s worth it!"

I, who was listening, couldn't help being shocked and said no, "This is solved? The Taiyin Group arranged it with just one phone call? You just opened your mouth and asked for 200 million yuan! It's really possible, you are a god, you are powerful enough. But one of the most powerful forces in the world has no objection to letting you threaten like this?"

Gu Mingzhuo said quite proudly: "You think that I am the number one immortal in the world for nothing, let alone showing my face and making a sound. Even with such a name, I can shock everyone. .But you don’t have to be envious, just with your current ability, you can sign up for any name, and you can get someone out!”

"Really? Then I'll try! Give me Chris Robin's phone number."

"What do you want his phone number for? Pan Yue has already been rescued by me."

"I still have a friend, uh, let's count it as a friend. If it's in his hands, I'll fish it out too."

"But now you have already called the world to lose your memory, and it's not appropriate to directly recruit people."

Damn, forget about my amnesia.

However, he had to save Cao Qiutong.

Originally, I planned to be sent home after losing my memory as originally planned, and then sneak back to Haicheng to rescue Pan Yue and Cao Qiutong with a different outfit and mask, but since there is an easier way, naturally there is no need for any sneaky rescue up.

Otherwise, restore the memory for a while?Amnesia after fishing for Cao Qiutong?Even mental illness can be temporary, but amnesia can't?

I made up my mind and called Chris Robin.

The phone was quickly picked up, and Chris Robin's obviously out of breath voice came, "This is Chris."

"I'm Ye Lan."

"Who?"

"I'm Ye Lan, the Ye Lan you invited Gu Mingzhuo to deal with in Haicheng, you're not very old, you won't forget me so quickly, tell you, I haven't forgotten You're going to trick me."

"You, haven't you lost your memory?"

"Oh, that's right, I have amnesia. But amnesia is an unstable disease. I have something in mind, so I temporarily recovered my memory!"

"Is this okay?"

"Why can't it work? Do you have an opinion?"

"No problem! Mr. Ye, it's not just our Taiyin Group that ambushes you. In fact, we are just making up the numbers. The ones who really want to ambush you are the Singularity Company and the Pi Family of the Champions League. We are the guardians of the world. How can it be?" Are you really in cahoots with companies like Singularity and Champions League?"

"Really? I don't think you were too active just now. You rushed to talk and sent out the Sun God Chariot, as if you were the protagonist, not just a show grab!"

"No, no, the Helios Chariot was designed by the Champions League. We just produced and processed it on behalf of them. It's their intention to send it out."

"Okay, you don't need to explain, that's it, Cao Qiutong is the person I'm covering, let him go, you don't agree with each other, you are a company, not a den of bandits, you can't kidnap people if you don't agree, right? ? The big deal is to fire him."

"Okay, okay, I'll have someone let him go now, and he won't be a member of our Taiyin Group in the future."

"and then?"

"What then? No, we won't hold him accountable in the future, so don't worry."

"What about holding him accountable? I mean you beat him up like that and didn't give him any compensation. You fired the employee and didn't give him any compensation?"

"Ah, ah, then, how much do you want?"

"What do you mean I want it? It sounds like I'm blackmailing you. Am I that kind of person? I'm upholding justice for Cao Qiutong now. Please quote a price, as long as it's reasonable. Don't be less than 200 million in exchange value. You see, when I opened my mouth, if the price was lower than Gu Mingzhuo's price, then I would lose my position. I am a man who won't fall into the world when he fights against him, but is just a man who lost his memory after being beaten."

"2, 200?"

"Okay, then 200 million, you can just promise, hey, send Cao Qiutong to Xin County, and just give him the money directly. That's okay, I'm going to lose my memory."

"Hey, hey, I didn't say 200 million, hey..."

A big boss, why is it so unpleasant to do things, isn't it only 200 million, as for being so picky and searchy?

I hung up the phone directly. If he dares not to do it, I will restore my memory temporarily.

"Well, it's very simple." Gu Mingzhuo smiled triumphantly, "At our level, money is like a bastard. If you lack anything, you won't be short of money. As long as you open your mouth, the money will flow out come over."

I asked suspiciously: "Since there is no shortage of money, why haven't you saved enough 1 Yinjin to leave the world?"

The ancient name and clumsiness whose cowhide was punctured was a little sluggish at the time, and he said: "These are two different things. Can Yin gold be the same as ordinary money? Yin gold is not normal money. Which one is issued? The quantity is limited, and I don’t know if there are 1 coins in the whole world. So, now I rely on doing odd jobs for Singularity Company, earning a few coins occasionally, and see if I can finally accumulate enough. But Singularity Company also Don’t always look for me, it’s really hard to earn money. Hey, let’s not talk about it, since you said that there may be a monster school you built below, then let’s go down and have a look.”

While speaking, he put away the red sword and pressed down on the cloud head, and led me down the mountain. When I reached a height of more than [-] meters above the ground, I saw a mass of black shadows flying up from the dense forest, running Here we go.

The flying speed of this thing is quite fast, but it is not very stable. It swings left and right. When you get close to it, look, well, it's a fat bird, oh, no, it's a hen, a fat hen!

This fat hen flapped its short wings and wobbled in front of us, opened its mouth and shouted: "Giggle, who is coming, please give your name and surname, this is Dahonglin Monster School, no one else is allowed to enter! "

Gu Mingzhuo smiled and said: "Your poor school is not allowed to enter. Can you speak well? What kind of words are you biting a hen? And do you see the clouds I stepped on? See me like this Are you dressed up? I am a god, your Dahongling Monster School is so awesome that even gods are not allowed to enter?"

The fat hen looked at Gu Mingzhuo suspiciously, "I don't read much, so don't lie to me. You are dressed in tattered cloth and dare to call yourself a god. Are you a god of poverty? You really think we are people in the valley. A stick of knowledge. Let me tell you, we have the Internet, and we learn all kinds of advanced postures online every day. Don’t say you are a fake god, even if you are a real god, you should not be allowed in. Our school It’s so awesome! Do you know who our principal is? Our principal is Ye Lan, the Ye Lan who just fought against the number one immortal in the world in Haicheng!"

Your sister, these monsters don't study hard at the bottom of the mountain and make progress every day, but they have nothing to do to watch the live broadcast, it's just too serious.

Hey, that's not right, I remember I didn't pull the net for the monster school before, how can they get online?

Chapter 536 A Scumbag

I poked my head around and asked, "Hey, who gave you access to the Internet? It seems that I didn't pull the Internet for you before. Didn't I say that you were not allowed to access the Internet?"

Seeing me, the little hen froze for a moment, then screamed, "Ah, Ye Lan, principal, master, great god, great fairy..."

This excited, stuttering, unable to even speak.

She blinked, then flapped her wings suddenly, turned around and ran, and flew into the forest, shouting: "The principal is back, the principal is back!"

Your sister, why did she say that like a fellow in an anti-Japanese drama calling devils to enter the village?

What is there for her to be excited about when I come back, and it's not like she hasn't seen it before.

Quickly urged Gu Mingzhuo to lower the cloud head, walked towards the monster school in the cave on the ground, and saw a dense crowd of people standing in the open space in front of the school, no, in fact most of them were not people, people There is only one, and that is Yu Deshui who stands at the front and takes the lead.

I haven't seen Old Yutou for a few days, and I changed my attire. It is no longer the image of the old man next door who is holding a big cattail fan in a big sweatshirt and underpants. Instead, he is wearing a neat suit and shiny leather shoes. I still remember the tight tie in summer. Not afraid to suffocate.The few thin white hairs on his head are neatly combed, obviously waxed, and there is actually a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his nose. Standing there, he is definitely a successful scholar who teaches and educates people.

Looking behind him, there are a group of monsters standing on the left, regardless of race, just sorted by size, and a group of female ghosts standing on the right. They are still monsters, each of them is holding flowers in their hands, but this flower, at first glance, is wild flowers picked from the mountains, very miscellaneous.

Seeing Gu Ming and I coming out, Yu Deshui rushed up to meet us from a distance, and waved back while running towards us, all the monsters and female ghosts cheered at that time, dancing and shaking flowers while shouting in unison : "Welcome, welcome, welcome, celebrate, celebrate, welcome Principal Ye's return with honor, congratulate Principal Ye Yulan for beating the old name, congratulate Principal Ye for dominating the world, congratulate Principal Ye, be invincible in the world!"

Following the shout, two long poles were erected behind the team.

There is a wide and long red banner on each pole.

There are words written on the banners.

On the left is written: push the world's invincible hand horizontally.

On the right is written: Hanging and beating Kunlun's ancient name Zhuo.

There is also a banner in the middle, with the above-mentioned four characters shining brightly: Only I am a true immortal.

Under the banner, there was a row of blind men, five big and three thick, wearing red and hanging colors, beating gongs and drums, and there was a lot of noise.

Amidst the enthusiastic welcome, Yu Deshui trotted all the way, came over, stretched out his hands actively, wanted to shake my hand, and shouted exaggeratedly with a smile on his face: "Principal Ye, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Come back, congratulations on your ascension to the throne of the world's number one mage!"

Your uncle, according to the setting of the plot, I was beaten by Gu Mingzhuo and lost my memory. You made me very embarrassed by doing this, and Gu Mingzhuo was standing beside me. Do you think it’s okay for me to hang him up?

I thought for a while, shook hands with Lao Yutou, and then introduced Gu Mingzhuo beside him and said, "This is Kunlun Gu Mingzhuo, the ancient god! Ancient god, this is the principal Yu of our Dahongling Monster School." .”

Old Yu was taken aback. Looking at Gu Mingzhuo, whose face was darkened, he quickly waved his hands back and shouted, "Okay, okay, stop knocking! Put your things away, and hurry back to class. The welcome ceremony is over." After a while, if you want to sign, after class, come to the principal's office, and I will ask for it for you first, no matter what happens, you can't delay the class, do you understand?"

The monster and the ghosts answered in unison: "I know, principal."

After answering, he immediately packed up his things and lined up neatly to return to school.

Looking at it, I dare not say anything else, but at least the educational achievements of Old Yutou during this period are quite obvious. These monsters who were originally messy even lined up very well, and they are so obedient, which shows that he is so The headmaster has established prestige in the school.

"Ancient Immortal, don't mind." Old Yu rubbed his hands and said humbly with a smile, "Our small school in the valley doesn't have much experience. I saw Principal Ye fighting with you and you didn't lose, so we publicized it. Get up, cheer up the students, and increase your confidence in learning, this is just empty cannons, don't take it seriously, you have a lot of adults, don't be as knowledgeable as us little demons."

Gu Mingzhuo ignored Old Yutou, and asked me with a dark face: "Don't you say you are the principal? How did this old man become the principal again? Let me tell you, this monster is a monster, you are you, they gather here , that is definitely an unsettling matter, if it wasn’t for the school you opened, don’t stand up to it, hurry up and let me wipe them all out, once and for all, so as to avoid future troubles!”

Damn, it's still a fairy, this is too small.

Don't people just yell casually and tell a little fact, which makes them anxious to kill them with a pale face?

I quickly explained: "I did build this school, and I am indeed the principal. But I have so many things to do every day, and I have to fight monsters, gods, immortals, and strange companies, and I have to go to school to study for the university entrance exam. I spend my time here every day as a babysitter for these monsters and female ghosts, so I hired an education expert to manage this school for me. This is located in Deshui Yu, the principal, who used to work in the Enlightenment Kindergarten of Buzhou College I have been a teacher, and his qualifications are quite high, he has a certificate, and he is an absolute professional."

Yu Deshui hurriedly piled up a deeper smile like a blooming flower, and took the initiative to greet Gu Mingzhuo with both hands: "Hello, hello, ancient god, it's a great honor to meet you, my humble Yu Deshui!"

Gu Mingzhuo ignored him, and stood on the spot with his outstretched hands, frowning and muttering, "Yu Deshui, I seem to have heard this name somewhere before, you said he used to be the teacher of the Enlightenment Kindergarten of Buzhou College Right? By the way, it seems that people who don’t know the school have heard of it.”

Old Yutou's face turned pale immediately, and he said with an awkward smile, "Ancient Immortal, I am a nobody, how could you have heard of me?"

The ancient name is clumsy and stingy, so I still ignored Old Yutou, but took out my mobile phone, dialed a number and called, without saying hello, I opened my mouth and asked: "There was a teacher named Yu Deshui before the Enlightenment Kindergarten of your school. Is it? Ah? Oh! I see, I understand, it turned out to be him, no wonder it sounds familiar. Okay, okay, it’s okay, I just heard someone mention him suddenly, so I just asked, hang up, I have time Come to Kunlun Mountain and I will treat you to dinner. Let me tell you, my daughter has gone back. As you said, there will be great blessings after the catastrophe. Now she is the body of the Nascent Soul and the reality of the Yang Spirit. It’s not bad to be able to cultivate to this level, hahaha, just ignore her as you please, it’s true, she is indeed a blessed person, hahaha..."

Yo, it sounds like there is something in this.

Could it be that Gu Mingzhuo didn't care about Gu Yizhen's death by Bloody Mary?If Gu Yi really knew about this, wouldn't he be beaten to death?I have to pay attention to who this guy is, and I'll tell Gu Yizhen later!

After hanging up the phone, Gu Mingzhuo looked at me with a half-smile, Yu Deshui took a few glances, then turned to look at me and said: "The person I called just now was the dean of Buzhou College, a real master of Yixue Numerology, Just now I said that I want to introduce you to the expert who can see 500 years ahead and 500 years in the future. He told me something about your principal, and I said that when you invited Deshui to be the principal , have you never inquired about his details?"

With just one phone call, I found out the details of Old Yutou. This ancient god's connections are amazing!

Otherwise, if you want to be a god, ability alone is not enough. The key is to have enough contacts. If you don’t believe me, look at Sun Houzi, he must be capable enough, but it turns out that because of the lack of contacts, after a happy quarrel, I went to reflect on the bottom of the mountain.

I'm also learning from this, and I will have to actively cultivate contacts in the future.

However, this is not the key now.

Well, the dean of Buzhou Academy, I remember!

I said, "I haven't really asked about it. In fact, I didn't invite him on purpose. It was because of some incident at the time. I wanted to kill him to silence him, but I'm a softhearted person. He said he was an educator. He is a professional in the world, so I invited him to be the principal, killing two birds with one stone. What's the matter? Does he have any dark history? Hey, old Yutou, why didn't you tell me? You are wrong. "