Ghost, please let me go

Although we don't have much knowledge, just looking at the embroidered flowers and butterflies, we can guess that this thing is cheap, and it might be quite expensive.

However, I didn't feel it at all, so I had no choice but to ask the one-horned snake, "What do you see?"

The one-horned snake stared at the bottom of his trousers and said: "Well, this yin qi is turbid, so it should be a wild ghost that has not let go of its grievances. Judging from the degree of turbidity, the transformation of a ghost does not exceed three days, the death does not exceed five days, and the range does not exceed Jiulidi, it should be the ghosts of the people who died in your village. After a while, you go into the village to find out who died in their house, and we will go to their homes to see at night. Keep your trousers well, and we can use this thing as a ghost at night. Clue, find the person wearing this pants."

Damn, is this a snake, or a detector?You can see so many things just by looking at the bottom of the pants!

Why didn't I see anything?

This is a tall snake, you can't call it a one-horned snake anymore.

I asked sincerely: "What's your name? I can't just call you "hey" all day long."

Chapter 41 The House Is Restless

Unexpectedly, when I asked this question, the one-horned snake looked at me very vigilantly, and asked with a defensive expression, "Why do you ask my name?"

I said: "What's the matter with asking your name? You can't ask for your name anymore? You will be raised by me in the future, so why should I just call you?"

The one-horned snake spat out the letter, "You raise it? Didn't you let me raise myself?"

I said: "Okay, then I will send you back to Lao Liutou's house now, and I won't serve you anymore!"

"Apart from threatening me, do you have any other tricks?" The one-horned snake was very upset.

But I'm very happy, "Just this trick, it's good for you, if you have the ability, show some backbone, don't be afraid!"

"Actually, I don't have a name. As a snake, I was picked up. How can someone give me a name." The one-horned snake immediately faltered.

"No name." I rubbed my chin and said, "Then, as your current master, I'll give you a name. Well, you are a female snake, so you have to give me a suitable and pleasant name. Hey, I have it. Ah Hua, how is it? Does it sound good? It sounds like a female snake, so it's settled!"

"You won't ask for my opinion?" The one-horned snake looked at me with despair and sadness.

"Who asks for opinions on naming pets? Besides, you're a snake, you don't even know how to count, you know what a bad name is!"

Seeing the aggrieved expression of the one-horned snake about to vomit blood, I couldn't help laughing.

Let you pretend to be stupid, my newly promoted Superman Flash doesn't kill you, I'm incompetent, this is just the beginning, let's take our time in the days to come, and see who can grind the other!

I put the bottom of my trousers in my pocket, carried my schoolbag, and carried the one-horned snake on my shoulder. No, it has a name now. It should be, with Ah Hua on my shoulder, I got out of the grove and walked into the village along the road. Go straight home.

Because our village is in a big mountain with a small population, there are only two rows of houses on one street. The village road is in front of the house, and the hillside is behind the house.

Along the way, I paid special attention to seeing who had done white things.

But when they all arrived at the door of the house, they didn't find anything.

Every house is normal, and there is no trace of white affairs.

Hey, this is weird.

Whose dead person is not allowed to send it, even if the door is not nailed, and the house does not build a shed, at least some paper money must be distributed.

Our small village in the countryside is not like a big city. There are special cleaning staff, and the paper money thrown on the ground can be seen for many days.

Did Ah Hua read it wrong?

With doubts in mind, I entered my yard. I didn't see my mother, but first saw my sister wandering in the yard.

My sister is only two years old, and it wasn't long before she learned how to walk on her own. When she walked, she shook her hand and held a piece of hair cake in her hand. After walking two steps, she took a bite. Seeing the alien's surprised expression on his face, "Snake, snake, snake..."

When I saw my sister, I was happy, went up to hug her, and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

My sister didn't resist, she giggled, and stretched out her hand on my shoulder, calling, "Snake, play, play."

Yo, she can actually see Ah Hua?

It is said that children have poisonous eyes and can see many things that adults cannot see. This is indeed true. During this journey, no one saw the snake on my shoulder.

Ah Hua shrank back, apparently she didn't want my sister to touch her.

Hey, my sister wants to play with you because she thinks well of you, what's so awesome about you being a snake.

I grabbed A Hua and stuffed it into my sister's hand, "Play with my sister for a while, at our house, now my sister is the boss, if you want to stay, please coax my sister. Otherwise..."

"Otherwise, send me back to Lao Liutou's house, right? I know, that's all you have to do." Ah Hua muttered unhappily.

I said triumphantly: "Just this trick will eat you to death, if you don't accept it! If you don't accept it, hold it back for me!"

"Xiaoqian, who are you talking to?" My mother probably heard the movement and came out of the house.

I saw, Yo, you are so neatly dressed, so I asked, "Mom, where are you going?"

My mother doesn't go out to do errands, she usually is casual and doesn't comb her hair well.

"You son of a bitch, you finally know how to come back. Now that you're on vacation, you know how to go out to the wild, and you don't know how to go home to help with work." When my mother opened her mouth, she just scolded me as usual before she got down to business. I went to Murakami, and the secretary just called me and said that the money left over from your father’s work last year arrived, and I was asked to get it back. It just so happened that you came back, so I don’t need to look for anyone. Watch out for your sister, wait. I'll come back and cook braised pork for you tonight."

Braised pork, my favorite.

The braised pork made by my mother is fat but not greasy, and it melts in the mouth. I can eat a big bowl by myself.

"Then come back quickly." I told him, "Hey, where's my dad? Didn't he say he won't go out to work this year?"

"Before the village chief said that there was no good job, and he would not take the big guy out this year, but yesterday he called suddenly and said that there was another good job, and he was in a hurry, so your father followed him."

As my mother said, she rolled out the motorcycle and left without looking back.

The head of our village is called Yao Dalong. He is a contractor. He is very capable. He is also willing to help the folks in the village. Every year, he takes the big guy out to do contract work. My dad knows carpenter work. Every time I have work, I will be the first to call my dad.

I carried my sister into the house and put her on the kang, and she just sat there laughing and playing with Ah Hua, pulling Ah Hua until she was very thin, balling her up again, and stuffing her under her buttocks again , if this is a real snake, it probably would have been played to death by it long ago.

Ah Hua will not be played to death, but she is also quite depressed, always looking angry.

I opened my schoolbag and was about to take out my homework for the summer vacation, when I heard chickens clucking and crackling in the yard, I stretched my neck and looked into the yard, hey, there was a big yellow leather thing in it The yard is chasing the fattest hen in our house and running all over the yard!

I haven't been back in the past few months, Huang Pizi is so rampant, dare to go into the courtyard to catch chickens in broad daylight?

I stood up abruptly, took out the speed of the Flash, walked out of the room in a swish, came to the side of the yellow leather, reached out and grabbed its neck, and lifted it up.

Tsk, this yellow skin is so fat, its belly is fat and round, it is heavy in the hand, and it is more than half a meter long when it is stretched out. No wonder it can't catch a hen. It is so fat that it can run fast It's only strange soon.It is not only fat, but also has white hair on its back, all the way to the tip of its tail, which looks quite special.

I was looking at it, when the yellow-skinned boy suddenly turned his head and stared at me, his little eyes were still shining!

I felt my head was in a daze, as if I was so sleepy that I couldn't control it and took a nap.

Fortunately, it was only for a moment, and then he woke up, but when he looked again, well, the yellow leather in his hand was gone.

It is said that the yellow skin can be charming. In the past, I just thought it was the old man scaring us children. I never expected that today I would meet a really charming one.

He raised his head and scanned around the yard, but saw Huang Pizi's back.

Instead of escaping from the yard, it got into the house!

Chapter 42 Huang Pizi Comes to the Door

Lying in a big slot!

My sister is in the house, don't let this yellow skin be bitten!

I rushed into the house just like that, and saw the yellow man jumping on the kang, and ran over to my sister!

However, I am not worried.

Ahua, who was being rubbed by my sister for a long time, slipped out of my sister's hand and blocked Huang Pizi.

As soon as the yellow man saw Ah Hua, he turned around and ran away without saying a word.But Ah Hua refused to let it go, she jumped over and kicked Huang Pizi over with one paw, then raised her paw and stepped on Huang Pizi's belly.

My sister was so happy watching from behind, she giggled and slapped her hands straight. Seeing A'hua stepping on the yellow leather, she immediately ran over to the yellow leather.

With a flick of her tail, Ah Hua entangled my sister, not allowing her to get close to Huang Pizi, and then glared at me: "What are you looking at, this thing is about to become a master, it will make adults scream, and children will scream!" Son, hurry up and take it out. There must be a problem with the yellow leather in your house in broad daylight!"

I went over and grabbed Huang Pizi by the back of his neck and lifted him up.

The guy turned to look at me again, his eyes flickering.

I gave it two croaking ears, "No matter how bad you are, I'll stew you and eat you tonight!"

Huang Pizi was squeaked and scratched by my slap, but he didn't dare to look up at me again.

Ah Hua reminded me: "If you have something to ask, go out and ask, this thing farts and stinks, it should smell like your sister."

I couldn't help giving Ah Hua a thumbs up, "Ah Hua, you are a very responsible nanny. Work hard, and I will take care of my sister from now on."

Ah Hua glared at me dissatisfied, "You should first find out why this yellow-skinned man comes to the door during the day. There are dead people in the village, there are ghosts messing around, and there are yellow-skinned men who come to the door during the day, I think there is something wrong with your village. You should examine it carefully."

I shook the yellow skin in my hand, "Hey, why do you come to my house to steal chickens in broad daylight, and treat my house as a bully, right?"

Huang Pizi hung his head and squeaked.

I was in a dilemma, "I can speak English, but I don't understand the language of this thing, how can I interrogate? How about you come to interrogate?"

Ah Hua said: "I'm a snake, and I can't understand the language with it. However, the hair on its back is all white. At least it must be hundreds of years old. Even if it doesn't become a spirit, it's only one step away. For sure. Can understand your words, you can ask it questions, let it answer yes or no, nod or shake your head, no, it’s okay? If it really doesn’t understand, it’s just an ordinary yellow leather child, which can be cooked tonight !"

My sister was still reaching out to reach for the yellow skin, and when she saw that I refused to give it to her, she got angry, sat down on the kang, grinned and cried.

Ah Hua hurriedly turned to coax my sister, turned into a ball for a while, and reunited for a while, making my sister laugh with two strokes.

Tsk, it is really suitable as a nanny!

I took the yellow leather bag out of the house, squatted down in the middle of the yard, and put it on the ground.

The yellow-skinned boy is about to run away.

Don't look at it's fat, it runs really fast, and it rushed to the door in one fell swoop.

Yo, at this speed, not to mention catching one hen, catching ten is enough, why didn't you catch a single hen just now?

Unless, this guy didn't come into the yard to catch chickens, but for another purpose. Those chickens jumped up and down, just to be scared by seeing it appear.

While thinking about it, I caught the yellow leather back and put it back in place.

Huang Pizi ran again, I caught again, ran again, caught again, tossed and tossed seven times, this guy finally resigned to his fate, he lay down on the ground and dared not run away.

I patted it on the head, "You ran away, captured seven times, you have caught up with Meng Huo's treatment."

Huang Pizi lay on the ground and pretended to be dead without moving or making a sound.

I said, "Don't pretend to be dead, can you understand people's words? Nod if you understand, shake your head if you don't understand."

Huang Pizi immediately shook his head like a rattle, and raised his head to look at me innocently.

Well, this is understandable!

Small sample, still pretend to be garlic with me!

"I don't understand, there's nothing I can do about it. I'll kill it and pack it up now, just in time for dinner."

When Huang Pizi heard it, he immediately screamed and nodded vigorously.

"Yo, you also like to be eaten by me, tell me earlier, I will fulfill you!"

Huang Pizi jumped up in a daze, bent his hind legs, and actually posed in a kneeling position, with his two front paws bowing to me repeatedly!

For an untrained wild animal, this action is a bit difficult.

"You know you're afraid?" I sneered, "Be honest, if I ask you something, just say once if it's true, and say twice if it's not."

Nodding and shaking his head or something, it's too wasteful, it's better to move and move.

Huang Pizi nodded repeatedly.

"Did you come to our house to steal chickens?"

"Squeak!"

"Did you come to our house to steal something?"

"Squeak!"

"Did you come to our house to harm someone?"

"Squeak!"

"What the hell did you come to our house for?"

"..."

This is such a stupid question.

As a newly-promoted Superman and Flash, it would be a waste of time to fight with a yellow leather man here. If I have the time, how about I save the world?

I became impatient, and said directly: "Give you 3 minutes, whether it's writing or acting, let me figure out what you are here for, otherwise, I will kill the stew! Don't worry, I will peel the skin well, very Expensive!"

The yellow-skinned boy jumped up, burrowed into the chicken coop, and then took out a black and short thing from it, put it under my feet, then squatted down on the ground, looking at me eagerly.