Ghost, please let me go

Cotton snorted and said, "At first I only wanted two more bags of dried fish meow, but you actually doubted my magic meow, so I want ten bags of dried fish meow! Several more flavors of meow!"

Is this former god-sama too deeply involved?Do you really think you are a cat?

I looked at Cotton suspiciously, and asked tentatively, "Do you still remember your name as a god?"

Cotton said: "Why don't you remember meow? My god name is Inubis Meow, the king of the gods, the greatest leader of the gods, Meow, the creator of human beings."

Well, she still remembers that she is the former god, and she doesn't completely treat herself as a cat, so that's fine.

I immediately took out my phone, opened JD.com, searched for the brand of dried fish, and ordered [-] bags directly, "How about it? [-] bags, am I generous?"

"I can't eat a hundred bags, meow." Although Mian Mian's eyes glowed green, his mood was extremely stable, "As a god, how can I covet this kind of appetite meow? But I am trying for my companion All kinds of dangerous meows, so meow, you order a thousand bags of meows, if there is no problem meows, when everyone comes meows, you can have a party meows!"

Your sister is really greedy. If you want a thousand bags at once, it won't kill you!

I just ordered [-] bags and set the delivery address at Meisi Mansion, and the goods will be delivered tomorrow.

Speaking of which, I suddenly thought of a question.

If all these gods had come, I wouldn't be able to bring such a large group of cats home, so I might as well put them all in the Meisi mansion.

It's just that this mansion can't be sold, it's a pity that I've lost my chance to become a billionaire.

Seeing that I readily complied with her request, Mian Mian immediately said, "Come here with my ear, I will teach you the method of mind teleportation meow! The so-called law is not passed on to the six-eared meow, this method comes out of my mouth and enters your ear meow. You know me, I know the world, I don’t know meow, so that I can deceive the world, counteract the gravitational waves, and display the supernatural powers meow!"

She lay down next to my ear, and told me the method of mind teleportation, Balabala, and finally emphasized, "This method needs to be practiced before it can be used. Only one small point can do what you want, and you can see where you want meow! If you are not familiar with the practice, it is easy to send the message to the wrong place.

I nodded, thinking that this method seemed very simple. I opened the bathroom door and looked in the corridor, thinking that I would go to the elevator door.

The elevator door is about 300 meters away from me.

According to the secret method, with such a movement of mind, the next moment, I accurately appeared next to the elevator door.

Mian Mian was stunned for a moment, "It's normal for a beginner to succeed once in a while, and it's something that can be done with ordinary qualifications."

I started to dodge back and forth, dodging out of the corridor, dodging into the lobby, dodging down the stairs, and dodging out of the shopping mall in one breath.

It's not very late, although it's dark, but according to the introduction to Paris on the Internet, this area should be a lively time.

However, when I came out of the shopping mall, I found that the street was deserted and there was no one there!

This is very abnormal.

Just wondering what was going on, Mianmian asked in amazement: "This is impossible, have you learned the method of mind teleportation before?"

I said, "No, it's been said that I have only become an expert for more than ten days. Before that, I was just a second-year student in an ordinary high school, and I don't know any spells."

Cotton said: "It's not that you learned this form in your life, but did you learn it before you became this form?"

I was puzzled, "What does it mean to become this form? I was born as a human being, not in any other form. The monkey-like form was a change I learned without a teacher. I was not a monkey at first."

Mian Mian said: "Where in the world can you learn without a teacher? Let me think about it. In the words of you humans, this is Su Hui. You learned it in your last life. Yes, it was your last life. You must have been very good in your last life." Great guy, the so-called mastering it once you learn it is actually because you learned it before and brought it with you when you were reborn."

Well, even the gods know that the rebirth style is very popular now?

I said: "I don't remember my past life. Rebirth, don't you have to have past life memories? And now it's popular to bring a system to rebirth, what kind of money-making system, what kind of pretentious system, what kind of practice system Ah, what kind of summoning system, I can do whatever I want, but the problem is, I don’t have any system. I don’t have past life memory, and I don’t have a system to use. What kind of rebirth am I? Is it an atypical rebirth?”

Cotton said: "Have you ever summoned a system? How do you know you don't have a system if you haven't summoned it? If this system is popular now, if you were a very powerful guy in your previous life, maybe you really made a system for yourself to prepare for rebirth. , why don't you summon it and try?"

Uh, who's okay to summon what system?Isn't that mental illness?

I looked at the brightly lit Eiffel Tower, and then looked left and right, but there was still no one. Well, even if I called the system, no one would hear me.

In case it is called, it is quite exciting to think about it.

Even if not, there is no loss if you call out, right?

I immediately looked around like a thief, then lowered my voice and called, "System?"

"It's here, it's here!"

A passionate voice suddenly rang in his ears.

"The system is here. If you have any requests, just ask them. There will be no problem. Hahahaha, it's finally my turn to play."

Your sister, you really have a system, this is so unscientific.

I looked at the cotton and said, "If there is a system, what should I do?"

Cotton, "Your system asks me what to do? How do I know what to do? Uh, of course I use it. If you don't use it for nothing, who doesn't use it for nothing!"

Chapter 414 Responsiveness

It's really a god, what you said is so reasonable.

No need for nothing, no use for nothing!

I hurriedly asked: "Is it for nothing?"

Such an important matter must be asked clearly, or else when I feel comfortable using it, people will suddenly charge for it, and I won’t be caught blind?

Although I have never mentioned that the system will charge for the novels, anime, and movies I have read before, but for everything, I am not afraid of [-], just in case. What if my system charges?

The system said enthusiastically: "It's free, use it for nothing, use it as you want, not only do you not charge a penny, but also have various achievement rewards, regular lottery draws, red envelopes on holidays, and opening treasure boxes from time to time... Or, Would you like to make a wish first?"

I immediately said decisively: "Then I don't need it."

The system was in a panic at the time, "Don't mind me, I'm already home like this, not only don't collect money, but also look for it, why don't you use me? Sincerely, there is no charge, pure, absolutely, not the kind of black money for selling props, If you don’t believe me, you can try it out. If you don’t need it, you’ll be done. Make a wish first, come on, come on.”

I said: "Lu Xun said that there is no gratuitous hatred in the world, and there will be no unreasonable love. Lao Tzu said that being courteous for nothing is either adultery or stealing. My grandma said that a weasel has no good intentions to pay a chicken New Year's greeting... "

The system quickly said: "Lu Xun and I can just talk, don't bother your grandma and her old man. So many people have spoken, so what do you want to say? My system is relatively careless. Do you have any ideas?" If you want to say anything, just tell me directly, don’t go around in circles, otherwise, I won’t understand, and if I get it wrong, it will be troublesome.”

There's a lot going on with this system.

I just said directly: "You jumped out of a system like yours for no reason. You don't need anything, you don't charge any fees, and you suddenly want to give me so many benefits and make me make a wish. How can there be such a good thing in the world? This matter That's not right, what system are you? Isn't the system all issuing missions, and rewards are given only after completing missions? Why do you ask me to make a wish when you come up?"

The system said: "I am the wishing system, and as long as you make a wish, will you absolutely respond to your request?"

I was amazed, "Responsive? Is it true? If I make a wish now, you can catch me a seven fairies to open a harem, will you be satisfied?"

The system said boldly: "No problem, isn't it just seven fairies, even if you kidnap all the races of the entire fairy family for your entertainment, it's no problem, I'll go kidnap tickets, you just wait, do you want By the way, can I bring you some props to add to the fun, pills, assistants, etc.?"

I was shocked, I can understand the props and pills that add to the fun, but what the hell is this assistant? "Do you still need an assistant to open the harem? I can do it myself."

The system said righteously: "Of course not. Even if you don't want to be in charge, purchase, cook, or clean, at least you need someone to help push your butt. You want to open a big harem, and you can rely on yourself Tired, let me tell you, the rich families in ancient times all helped to promote this. If you don’t believe me, I can help you buy some detailed research on the real estate affairs of the past dynasties. Yes, it has a detailed introduction, if you want to open a harem, this book has extremely high reference value."

Well, this is still a system that draws inferences from one instance!

However, I just said it casually, so why did it take it seriously? If it can really get the Seven Fairies, where should I put it? Could it also be put in the Meisi Mansion?Hey, this is a good idea. The Meisi Mansion is a big place with many houses, one for each house, just like the ancient emperor, one concubine and one palace. Isn’t this the standard harem?

At that time, put a god cat in a house as an eunuch, put a few female ghosts as maids, and a big harem will come alive!

I hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, don't worry, we haven't sorted out this matter yet, I just said it casually, how could it be possible to make a wish? Don't try to be a tyrant and force yourself to make raw rice and cook cooked rice." .”

The system said very kindly: "Look at what you said, in this world, you have always been the only one who takes the position of others. How can anyone else take the position of you? As your system, my duty is to serve you. Service, think of what you want, worry about what you want, you say, who do you want to fight hard, no problem, I will catch you now, and I can bring you a few helpers to help you, even if You don’t have to be afraid if you have eight legs.”

The eight-legged one is either a crab or a spider or an octopus, no matter what, the taste is strong enough!

I said, "Don't talk about what's useless. I've seen a lot of things like flooding crooked buildings with rhythm and changing the subject. Now I ask you to answer, but if it's useless to say something more, I will ignore you immediately."

The cotton on the shoulder gave me a compliment, "You are the toughest guy I have ever seen for the system meow! Good meow, promising meow! Come on meow, I support you mentally meow! Ah meow, Xiaoyu It's so delicious meow!"

The system immediately said: "Ask, I know everything, and I can talk endlessly. Even if I don't know the answer, I can go to the dog now. I am a very advanced system, and the Internet is amazing. It’s also very easy to use.”

I asked, "First question, have you always existed, or did you just appear after I asked?"

The system replied: "Your question is really good and wonderful. It directly points to the core of the matter. Most people can't ask such a direct and key question that can explain all doubts. Cough, now, my answer Yes, you need me, then I exist, but not all the time, nor did it appear after you asked, this is a complex situation that cannot be explained in human language, the answer is over. You see this answer you Are you satisfied? If so, please give me a thumbs up!"

As soon as I finished speaking, a dangling thumb popped out in front of my eyes, it was shiny golden, and there were three large characters on it, "Hurry up me", that impatient breath rushed towards my face.

I ignored the thumb, and asked again: "Then if I don't need you, you don't exist? Then if you exist, who created you? And who sent you to come to me?"

The system took the thumb back, "Of course it's you, I've already said that I exist because you need me, so I was created by you, and you asked me to come to you to satisfy your needs." Wish. You see, this is all arranged by yourself, what else is there to worry about? Why don't you hurry up and make a wish."

Mian Mian also urged: "It's okay if it's about the same level, don't care how it came out, first try to see if it works well, if it doesn't work, you're asking so many questions now, isn't that a waste of affection? Ahhhhhhhh , the dried fish is so delicious meow!"

Makes sense, if the system is full of words, it turns out to be a silver-like wax gun head, which can't do anything, am I wasting time here for nothing?

I thought about it, and said: "Since you are asking me to make a wish so sincerely, then I will make a simple wish. You see, I am now carrying 5000 million debts. I will make a wish to help me solve this problem now." A debt, so I don’t have to pay this debt. How about it, it’s simple enough. It’s just a matter of money. You don’t need to worry about the stars and the moon, and you don’t need to move mountains to fill the sea. Bar."

The system said bluntly: "No problem, I will issue a killer recruitment order now to solve your problem, you can rest assured and wait for the good news."

It's a big trough, this system is fat enough, please ask the killer to solve the problem, who is he trying to kill?

I hurriedly asked: "Are you going to kill the directors of the Singularity Company's board of directors, or the manager who is in charge of this business, or are you going to kill all the people in the Singularity Company who handle this debt to cleanse me?"

The system said triumphantly: "Neither. As an advanced system, although I am a bit stupid, choosing a solution has always been the simplest and most cost-effective. Kill the board of directors of Singulato, then It’s unrealistic. If they could be killed so easily, they would have died 860 times long ago and would have turned a corner. Anyone who knows their existence in the known world will not bother them. There are [-], and it still has the guts to implement it. If it’s just thinking and not acting, then it’s meaningless. As for killing the business manager and all insiders, this plan doesn’t make any sense. Everyone in Singularity Every loan needs to be reviewed at multiple levels, and after the review and approval, it will be entered into the security backup system as soon as possible. It is a big joke to solve this matter by killing the handler, um, this matter I can just laugh at myself, if I don’t spread it to make others laugh. That would be too embarrassing.”

I didn't understand, "If this is the case, what kind of killer do you want to summon? Do you want to kill the guy who collects and urges the account, so that I can pretend not to know?"

"Of course not." The system replied, "The killer is summoned, and the purpose is to kill you."

"Ah?" I was really shocked. Other people's systems are at most a bit flawed, but the rewards that should be given are not bad at all, and the help that should be given is not bad at all. It's my turn to hang up the system, and I didn't get one of the rewards. , and was killed by his own system first.This is actually not a wishing system, but a suicide system! "Listen clearly, I want to solve my debt problem, not you to solve me."

"I heard clearly, isn't this just to solve your problem?" The system looked a little depressed, "I did exactly what you asked."

I was about to be annoyed by it, "Then what is my problem? Why does it involve killing me? The two are completely irrelevant, okay?"

The system explained: "This is the optimal solution I came up with after calculations. It is simple and direct, costs less money, and has quick results. As the old saying goes, this person's bad debt will be eliminated, so naturally there is no need to pay Qi Has the company paid back the money? Look, isn't this solution perfect?"

Chapter 415 Borrowing Mystical Ability

Perfect your sister!

I still don't know if a person dies or not?If it's solved like this, what kind of system should I use? I can wipe my neck with a kitchen knife now. Isn't suicide easier than begging you to break the system?

I asked: "Besides this method, there is no other way. For example, if you just give me 5000 million Tong in exchange value, won't everything be solved?"

The system said: "Dear master, although I don't want to break your heart, I still have to remind you that I am the system, not the magic lamp genie, and I don't want to give you what I want. What I am responsible for is to provide the best solution." Solution. What is the optimal solution? It is the most cost-effective. For example, I am a car manufacturer, and I find that there is a defect in the fuel tank, and there will be a 5.00% chance of explosion. This small defect can be solved by making a small improvement It can be solved, but with the improvement of technical equipment and recall, it may take 1 million yuan to solve everything, but after killing people with a 5.00% chance, one will only need to pay 50 yuan, and only 500 million yuan will be paid if ten people are killed in a year , Only 5000 million yuan will be paid if one hundred people are killed, and chances are, it may not happen, so the money for improving equipment can be saved, and the compensation for those who are killed will be fine. Do you understand?"

I understand, "Oh, in your plan, I am the unlucky car owner who deserves to be bombed to death? But have you ever considered a problem, if I was bombed to death, your system would have no value , What is the difference between you and suicide?"

"What you said is actually not very correct." The system said, "First of all, the general system is not just bound to one master. Now that the master is dead, you can just change another one. Four-legged monkeys are hard to find. A living person with two legs runs around, there is no need to be sad. Secondly, how could you be killed? It is just to abandon the current body and regenerate it again. It solves the debt problem and solves the problem. The issue of being investigated has also solved the problem of being too high-profile to become an Internet celebrity. How perfect is it to kill three birds with one stone? At that time, we will regenerate a place, and we will continue to farm in a low-key way for development. You see it or not."

"Don't yell!" I said, "What is rebirth? Can I regenerate many times? I can't die for a long time, right?"

The system said: "Of course not. If your body is dead, you will be completely dead. How can you say that you can't die? The human body is so fragile that a brick falling from the sky may kill you. Accurate The saying should be, you are immortal! If this body is dead, you can just replace it with another one. Thanks to the second generation of gods for creating such a good resurrection environment for you. In order to express my gratitude to them, I suggest that you give They have some rewards to attract them to work for you wholeheartedly. How about adding a small persona to them? For example, you can allow them to reconnect with you, which is a good thing that kills two birds with one stone, and can help you solve your current worries Two big things, the issue of investigators and the issue of Singularity’s possible harvesting of human souls.”

I was stunned, "How do you know so many things about me? Have you been spying on me?"

The system said: "Look at what you said, I am your system, I have appeared in response to your needs, your thoughts are my mission, if I don't even know your thoughts, how can I complete my mission? You see, you can now tell that Celestial Cat that you have allowed them to lend you their magical powers in order to reward her for her good performance."

That doesn't sound like a reward.

However, this is a good opportunity to test the reliability of the system.

I said to Cotton: "Just now the system said that you performed very well, let me give you a reward..."

Cotton replied: "More small dried fish meows? No problem meows! Another ten thousand bags of meows! I can find other cats in the city to have a patty meow."

[-] bags of dried fish are not afraid to kill you!

I said, "It's not this, I'm allowing you to lend me your supernatural powers."

Cotton tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "May I lend you my supernatural powers? Can this be regarded as a reward for me? It sounds like I am rewarding you, Meow! Is there a mistake, Meow? Are we allowed to borrow it? Your supernatural powers?"

I spread my hands and said, "I've checked it several times, and it's indeed the same sentence. It sounds like you're rewarding me, but the system says I'm rewarding you. The system is the biggest, and it does what it says."

Cotton said: "My supernatural power is Star Force Broken Meow. What's the benefit of lending it to you, Meow? Could it be that you can borrow meow if you say I'm allowed to borrow it? I won't borrow it, Meow!"

I said to the system: "Did you hear that? This fairy is very rebellious, she won't lend me money."

The system let out a sneer, "Who does she think she is, and she dares to defy what you said, it's a big joke, if you say borrow it, then you can borrow it, her opinion is not important, because it is not her supernatural power. "

I was a little confused when I heard it, "What is not her supernatural power? You just said that you allowed to lend me her supernatural power, but now you say that it is not her supernatural power, so can she still lend it to me?"

The system immediately apologized, "I'm very sorry, I didn't express clearly, and it's all my fault for confusing you. In fact, I should explain that the so-called her supernatural power is not her own supernatural power, but borrowed from her supernatural power." , or on the other hand, after these gods leave the world of gods, they can continue to exist, instead of dissipating immediately or being assimilated by deformation like other gods, because they have these supernatural powers. Simply put, these gods who left the gods The gods who can continue to exist in the world are not because they are particularly powerful, but because they are the manifestation of extremely powerful supernatural powers! In fact, you don’t have to care about these, because they have nothing to do with you. If you think If you are not at ease, you can try to use her supernatural powers on the spot, and you will know whether what I said is true or not."

I asked puzzledly: "How do I use her supernatural power? I don't know anything else except a name."

The system said: "Knowing the name is enough. You just need to say the name. Uh, remember to add an attributive, the scope of micro-experimentation, to put it together, the scope of micro-experimental star power is broken, and then look at it Define a location or target."

I looked to the left and right, um, there is an LV franchise store on the street over there, I heard that everything is very expensive, my aunt is far away, the family is quite rich, she is considered a small local tyrant, years ago I came to Paris to play, and I bought a small LV bag here. After I came back, I didn’t carry it on my back. I put it in the cabinet every day, took it out every night and wiped it carefully. When my mother saw it, she asked her why. If you don’t carry it, isn’t the bag just for carrying it? Aunt Yuanfang replied: “Oh, do you know how much this bag costs? Do I dare to carry it? Just make a small cut and knock off a small piece of patent leather, and I’ll be heartbroken.” die!"

It’s been half a year since I bought this, and it’s still left there every day, so the waiter has to be careful, it’s like buying an ancestor, just need three sticks of incense and put some pig’s head fruit for offering!

In the end, after offering so carefully, something went wrong.

A mouse from nowhere ate the bag!

My distant aunt almost didn't cry to death, and since then she has become the confidant of rats. For more than a month, she went to sleep during the day and woke up at night, her eyes were green and ran around the house looking for mice, and she almost missed my distant uncle. Scared to death!

Now, Aunt Yuan, I will avenge you!