Ghost, please let me go

What the hell is unfolding.

My heart was in a mess, and I waved my hand at the buddy below, "Don't talk, I want to be quiet."

The buddy below, "Who is Jing Jing?"

I glared at him: "Brother, don't talk about such an outdated stalk, it doesn't have any other effect except to show that you are out of touch with the trend and behind the times like the unearthed cultural relics from Mars. It’s not fun, those who understand it think you’re boring, those who don’t understand think you’re sick, if you want to play tricks, you have to surf the Internet more, go to station B more, it’s really not good, watch Douyin Douyu more, and watch the live broadcast Well, for example, watch Chen Yifa'er's live broadcast."

The buddy below laughed loudly: "You still say that I am outdated, you must have not surfed the Internet for several days, Chen Yifa is already cold, you can find someone else to look at it."

What?There is such a thing?

After being hit twice, I couldn't take it any longer. Why did I turn into a monkey, and why did Chen Yifa feel cold when he was fine?Do you want to watch 91 to pass the time in the future?

The buddy below said again: "You monkey monster can catch up with the trend, but you still have a long way to go to change people. As an elder, let me teach you a little life experience. If you want to change people, you don't just rely on You can just go online, and you have to..."

You are a monkey monster, your whole family is a monkey monster!

But there is a saying that makes sense. Since I can become a monkey, I should be able to change back to a human state. Saiyans can also switch back and forth between humans and orangutans. The truth is that if you become a monkey, you can't turn back into a human, right?

Change it for me!

I want to change back to human form!

Thinking about it hard, it's a light hand.

I looked down into my hand, hey, the stick was gone.

No, not only is the mirror gone, but the hair on his hands is also gone.

I quickly looked at my body again, the hair was gone, but fortunately, there were still clothes, which were exactly the ones I was wearing!

When I turned my head and looked behind me, the tail was gone!

This changed back?

The buddies below were so surprised that their movements changed, "You, you just turned into a human? Hey, why do you look familiar to me? Is your changed image customized according to which internet celebrity model?"

I touched my face and said, "I can't, my face is very rough, and it has nothing similar to the net red little fresh meat, okay? Did you recognize the wrong person? Also, I'm not a monster, I'm Human beings, standard ones, straight ones, human beings! If you eat one more monster, I will turn against you..."

Before I finished speaking, the buddy who had been rubbing his chin and thinking suddenly yelled.

This voice, I was probably too surprised, it didn't sound directly next to my ear, but came from below.

"You are Ye Lan!"

Lying in a big slot!

Am I so red now?Can any tall person recognize me if I run into it?

"Hey, how do you know... Hey, hey, what are you running for!"

The buddy below didn't say a word, hugged his head and hunched over his waist, and slipped away, so fast, he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

I don't know if it ran out of sight, or got up looking for some mountain cat.

Instead, he left a word and passed it to my ears.

"Ye Lan, don't go too far, you mess around with the housework, be careful, I'll take revenge back afterward!"

What's all this nonsense?

Do you dare to sign up first and speak clearly before running?

However, he doesn't look like the guy I visualized, and it's impossible for me to visualize such a mindless guy, right?

Is this actually the real world?

How did I get out?

It was obvious just now that the soul was out of the body, why did the soul come out of the evil place before the soul came out?

To verify whether this is the case, it is actually very simple, just check if you have a mobile phone on your body.Before, I was preconceived and always thought that I was just visualizing, but I didn't really look for it every time.

Now realizing that there was something wrong with my previous thinking, I quickly reached into my pocket.

Got it!

The phone is there!

Sure enough, I came out of that evil place all of a sudden!

I turned on the screen and saw that there was no signal at all, but the GPS signal was still there. I opened the offline map and located it, which shocked me!

guess where i am

Tibet, on the Kunlun Mountains!

I don't know exactly which hill it is on, and the positioning is not so precise.

It's just that I was still in Hokkaido last moment, and now I ran to Kunlun Mountain after chasing my wandering soul. This speed is too fast!

Also, since I am in the real world now, why can I turn into a monkey with clouds under my feet?

Could it be that something went wrong when playing Soul Out of Body just now, and you turned yourself into a fairy in the end?

No, I have to go back!

First, I haven’t proved to Yue Ye Yui that I have a soul and am a human being. Second, the two glasses lords haven’t dealt with it yet. Looking at Yue Ye Yui’s appearance, I probably won’t be the opponent of the two glasses lords. If you are harmed by those two beauties with glasses, you will be blind in vain.

How did it come out just now?

I decided to recreate what happened just now.

First visualize, imagine that there is a mirror in front of you, with the body outside and the soul inside.

The mirror came out.

There is a monkey in the mirror!

your sister!Why is Mao not a soul, but a monkey?

The monkey in the mirror grinned at me in a provocative manner.

I said: "Hurry up and change me back into a human form! Aren't you my soul? What's the matter with being a monkey? Come back unchanged, believe it or not, I'll cut you off and beat you to death!"

Uh, is it really good to beat your own soul until you lose your wits?

Forget it, that's not the point!

The point is, the monkey in the mirror actually grinned when he heard my threat, then turned around, showed his red butt, and patted me!

This Nima is so arrogant!

I can't stand it!

I stepped into the mirror in a hurry, and grabbed the monkey who was about to somersault and run away.

But as soon as the hand landed on the monkey, the monkey suddenly turned into a ball of white smoke and disappeared!

Here comes this set again.

This time I have experience, I lowered my head and looked at myself.

It really is hairy!

I became a monkey again!

Hey, where did the stick go?

As soon as he thought about it, his hand sank, and the stick appeared in his hand.

Ganqing is still a stick with summoning attributes.

I was planning to study what was going on with this stick, but my body sank, and then it just fell down!

Well, now I'm still in the air, stepping into the mirror, without the support of the clouds, I can't stay in the sky, I just fell down.

I can't seem to fly.

However, when I was chasing the monkey just now, bah, when I was chasing the soul, I also ran in the sky without falling.

What's wrong here?

Is it because I thought this was the world I visualized before, so I felt that everything was possible, and I didn't care if I could fly?

But if this is the case, it doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want, and it's too idealistic.

For me, who has been educated in materialism since I was a child... there is nothing unacceptable!

Hahaha, what you want to do, what you want to do, this feeling is too cool.

I think I may have opened the door to a new world!

Since you can do whatever you want, there is nothing to be afraid of.

fly for me!

I want to fly!

I fly!

Did not fly!

It's still falling, and because of the acceleration of gravity, it's falling faster and faster!

Your sister, let's study what you want to do later.

I quickly turned somersault in the air.

That's what the monkey did just now, I just followed suit.

This somersault turned over, and a white cloud popped out from under my feet, holding me and flying forward, flying so fast, in the blink of an eye, it seemed that something broke, with a bang, my butt A white smoke came out from behind!

Is this breaking the sound barrier again?

I quickly took out my mobile phone, located Hokkaido, and did not choose the recommended route. It is not suitable for me now. I just chose the direction and flew forward in a straight line.

How fast, I don't know, but the positioning changes on the map obviously can't keep up with my speed, I have flown a long way, and the positioning only jumps forward.

After so many jumps, looking at the positioning, it is already too far.

In fact, you don't need to look at the positioning to know that it may be wrong.

There is a vast ocean under this body, obviously flying over the Pacific Ocean!

I slammed on the brakes and was about to stop and reposition.

Kankan stopped, and saw a huge monster rushing out of the clouds, running towards me and bumping into me without thinking!

Chapter 382 Waiting For The Battle

airplane!

A big handjob!

If you want to say that this person is unlucky, there are people who hit cars, trains, ships, and excavators. However, after thinking about it, I haven’t heard of it before. The first part of the world!

I was pleasantly surprised. I quickly turned around, turned my back to the handjob, and raised my phone to snap a selfie.

Then at the moment the plane hit, there was a flash of lightning, and it slid past the fuselage. When I passed the porthole, I stopped and looked inside.

It's the first time for us to sit in a handjob at this age, so we have to see what's inside anyway.

When I looked at the window, I saw a little boy staring out of the window.

The two of us stared at each other for a while, and I felt that this stalemate should not continue, so I took the initiative to say hello and asked, "Hey, kid, where is this plane going?"

The little boy pulled the beautiful young woman on the seat next to him and shouted: "Mom, monkey, there is a monkey outside the window."

The pretty young woman who was fiddling with her mobile phone said without looking up: "Okay, baby, this monkey is so beautiful, do you want to feed the monkey bananas? When we arrive in Tokyo, you can go to the zoo."

Oh, what a pity, this plane is bound for Tokyo, not Hokkaido.

I waved goodbye to the little boy, jumped to the top of the plane, sat down cross-legged, took out my phone, repositioned myself, and somersaulted to take off again.

This time I deliberately controlled the speed, and finally I didn't fly over the head again, and I stopped right over Hokkaido.

Stepping on the clouds and looking around in the air, I saw a fishing boat on the sea not far away, so I pressed the head of the clouds and flew straight there.

The two fishermen on the bow quickly noticed my cloud, and then saw me stepping on the cloud. They immediately showed surprise and took out their mobile phones to take a picture.

Anyway, it looks like a monkey now, so I'm not afraid of them taking pictures, so I flew to the bow, put up a poss generously, let them take two pictures, and then asked: "Both uncles, let me ask you some questions. , do you know how to get to the Moon God Palace?"

The two fishermen had been floating on the sea all day, and they had never seen such a polite monkey before. They both opened their mouths wide in surprise and could only make a sound of ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I had to ask again, and by the way, I tapped the bow of the boat lightly with a stick.