The goddess's home signed for one year, I turned over

Sorry, it was automatically blocked.

Seeing that the topic is about to be diverted, how could it be possible to follow her topic?

However, this question stumped Qi Xuanxuan.

Chapter 237 A Difficult Night, Let's Catch Crabs Together (please subscribe for a monthly ticket)

Qi Xuanxuan began to think carefully.

She seems to like both serious and undecent, after all, each has its own uses...

Thinking of this, her pretty face became even hotter.

No, shouldn't I be angry at this time?

How could she be led astray by her husband without warning?

When did I become so perverted, a domineering and cold female president?

This is because my husband wanted to escape my punishment, so he deliberately changed the topic.

Yes, it must be so.

Thinking of this, Qi Xuanxuan suddenly got up angrily, then raised her foot and kicked hard.

Lu Yunqi had sharp eyes and quick hands, and was about to hug her, but suddenly a sharp pain came through.

"Ahh~~~!!"

Lu Yunqi's face turned livid, and anyone who has experienced a dislocated arm knows that sourness.

"Hiss! Old, wife, break, break!"

Lu Yunqi struggled to squeeze out a few words between his teeth.

At first Qi Xuanxuan thought he was acting, but seeing Lu Yunqi's face getting more and more painful, she became a little worried.

"Huh? Husband, really, really broke?"

After Qi Xuanxuan finished speaking, she looked at Lu Yunqi's ferocious face.

Feeling that the situation was not good, Qi Xuanxuan's face immediately turned pale, and she panicked: "Old man, I, I didn't mean it, yes, I'm sorry, then, what should I do now?"

Am I so strong?

Or am I getting fat?

Is it so easy to break?It's nothing else.

There was a cunning flash in Lu Yunqi's eyes, and he said with a bitter face: "My wife, it's really, really broken, it's very painful, and it's very likely that I won't be able to lift it up for the rest of my life, and I need your comfort!"

In the words, Lu Yunqi's grievance and helplessness could be heard.

After hearing this, Qi Xuanxuan asked quickly: "Then, how can I appease you, husband, don't be angry, I really didn't do it on purpose, who asked you to put it down and block it!"

"Honey, I'm afraid you'll fall, maybe you'll be fine if you press it..." After Lu Yunqi finished speaking, he showed an expectant expression.

Its meaning is already obvious.

Qi Xuanxuan frowned after hearing this, and looked at Lu Yunqi suspiciously, but the pain on his face is indeed very painful, it's not like it's just pretending!

So, out of distress, in the case of a rapid decline in IQ, he nodded slowly and agreed: "Then, then I will try!"

"Well, wife, you have to hurry up, or it will really not work, and then you... will be in more trouble." Lu Yunqi urged.

Qi Xuanxuan was shy and worried, in short, her inner emotions were complicated.

Slowly stretching out her slender hand, her heart beat extremely fast.

Although the two have lived together for almost two years, Qi Xuanxuan is not that good at lying about him, so let's take a look first.

Just now.

Qi Xuanxuan's jade hand should hold Lu Yunqi's arm, and when she was about to make the next move, she suddenly realized it.

There is absolutely no trace of breaking in this way!

And at this time, by coincidence, he ran into the sly look in Lu Yunqi's eyes.

Immediately she understood, her eyes turned cold, and the nine-yin white bone claws learned without a teacher.

"Crack!"

"Oh~~~ It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!!"

Lu Yunqi's miserable cry resounded, and if the entire room hadn't been sound-proofed, everyone in the entire villa could have heard his heart-piercing scream.

This time, I'm afraid it was really broken, even the sound effect is so crisp and loud.

Lu Yunqi's heart was broken, he had calculated thousands of times, but he didn't think that since Qi Xuanxuan was able to attack so ruthlessly, she completely disregarded the happy life of husband and wife and the relationship between husband and wife.

Tears rolled down the corners of his eyes, brought on by the pain in his heart.

Miserably said: "My dear wife, you are too ruthless, you don't think about a happy life in the future..."

However, Qi Xuanxuan, who had already been hired once, was not so easy to believe him this time, and said with a blank face: "Hmph, don't say it's broken, it's broken into two parts, and I'll find you the best surgeon , a splicing operation can be connected."

"And your job is to use your brain, just use your mouth."

While Qi Xuanxuan was speaking, she had already withdrawn her jade hand, kicked Lu Yunqi's stomach fiercely, and said coldly: "Even if you lose this one, you still have another one, and I can support you for a lifetime. "

It was already a very good atmosphere, but I didn't expect this guy to lie to her. Not only can I not go to the place of surprise, but I also plan to enjoy the big water bed tonight.

Lu Yunqi's face was livid, and he suddenly understood a truth.

At the same time, I would like to warn all male compatriots that they must not imitate themselves in the future and tease their wives in this way.

Otherwise, the consequence is that there will be no tools for committing crimes from now on, not to mention, maybe grass will grow on the head.

really.

This night, Lu Yunqi spent the night on the floor in pain.

When I woke up the next morning, I felt a little stuffy, obviously a slight cold.

Don't ask why, in summer, Qi Xuanxuan still feels hot even if she sleeps on a big water bed, so she turns on the air conditioner, the temperature is 20, she should be blowing the air conditioner on the bed with the quilt on.

Lu Yunqi curled up on the ground, the air conditioner was biting cold, and his heart was as cold as ice.

In such a state, it is strange not to catch a cold.

However, last night, Baicha and Gu Yuege, as well as the two young couples Ning Nannan and Han Han, had a good experience of the romance and happiness brought by a big water bed.

"Hey, son, do you have a cold?"

During breakfast, Zhou Huiying asked with concern when she saw Lu Yunqi was wiping his nose with a tissue.

Lu Yunqi coughed dryly twice, and explained: "Mom, it's okay, maybe I played too late in the yard last night and caught a cold, it's okay, I'll make a bowl of ginger soup by myself in a while."

He also wanted to tell his mother that it was caused by the air conditioner blowing on the floor last night, but when he saw Qi Xuanxuan's stern face, he dismissed the idea.

"Okay, mom will make you a bowl of ginger soup later."

Zhou Huiying didn't think too much, and continued to take care of Tangtang and Guoguo for breakfast after finishing speaking.

Now Tangtang and Guoguo, with their grandma and grandma around, and Lu Kun's pampering for no reason, made the two sisters extremely happy.

In front of the elders, Bai Cha and the others couldn't say anything.

But none of them believed that Lu Yunqi really caught a cold while playing games last night, and it must be because of some other reason.

However, the biggest possibility is that after the game ended, Qi Xuanxuan and Lu Yunqi returned to the room and staged a family drama that Baicha and others did not see.

After everyone has had breakfast.

As soon as Lu Yunqi arrived in the courtyard of the villa, Tangtang and Guoguo ran over one by one and hugged his thigh coquettishly:

"Dad, Dad, we want to play puddles!" "Okay, Dad will play with you." Lu Yunqi said dotingly with a smile.

For his two precious daughters, although he did not spoil unconditionally like Lu Kun, he would basically spoil anything within the scope of the principle.

However, Taohuayuan Village has not rained for several days in a row, and the yard of the villa is also a flat concrete floor, and there is no sunken place to store water.

This made Lu Yunqi a little bit embarrassed, he couldn't dig a few big holes out of the good yard.

"Tangtang, Guoguo, grandpa will take you to the beach by the creek below to play in puddles, okay?"

At this time, Lu Kun walked up to him with a smile and said dotingly.

"Okay, okay, grandpa, take us there now!"

When Tangtang and Guoguo heard this, they jumped up excitedly and cheered.

The frequent videos and Lu Kun's pampering are of course also because the two little girls have grown up and become more sensible, so the relationship between the two sisters and Lu Kun is also very good now.

Hearing his father's reminder, a flash of light flashed in Lu Yunqi's mind.

Then he turned around and shouted towards the villa: "Han Han, Gu Yuege, come out quickly, brother will take you to catch crabs."

Han Han, who was changing clothes in the room, immediately poked his head out of the window when he heard Lu Yunqi's roar, and asked in surprise:

"Director Lu, are you kidding me? There are still crabs here?"

Just when he was asking, the playful Baicha had already pulled Gu Yuege out of the yard, and said with an extremely excited look, "Let's go, do you want to get something to hold the crabs!"

She has been here before, and knows that there is a small river ditch on both sides of Taohuayuan Village, and a slightly larger stream below.

Because there is no pollution here, whether it is a small river ditch or a small stream, the water is extremely clear and the environment is very good.

Moreover, there is no water flow in the small river ditch, it is in a semi-dry state, and there are many pebbles in it. If you are lucky, if you remove the stones, there will be crabs underneath.

In some rural areas of Yudu, it is called moving crabs.

"Are you two going?" Lu Yunqi raised his head and asked, then went into the room and called Qi Xuanxuan.

Bai Cha also raised her head and urged Han Han, "Hurry up, it's called moving crabs here, it's fun."

"Okay, we'll come down right away."

Han Han agreed and shrank his head back.

Here, Lu Yunqi went back to the house and saw Qi Xuanxuan was holding a bowl of ginger soup with an apron on her body. Obviously, this was the ginger soup she cooked herself.

"Honey, let's go down and catch crabs, it's fun." Lu Yunqi said with a smile.

Although last night was not very pleasant, there was no overnight 'enmity' between the husband and wife, and they both figured it out when they woke up.

"Drink this bowl of ginger soup first." Qi Xuanxuan handed the ginger soup in front of Lu Yunqi, and then asked, "Did you call them Baicha?"

She had been learning how to make ginger soup with Zhou Huiying in the kitchen just now, and she didn't hear Lu Yunqi's cry, so she didn't know that the Baicha couple and Ning Nannan couple had already been waiting in the yard at this time.

"Gulu, Gulu." Lu Yunqi took the ginger soup, tested the temperature to be just right, drank it all in one go, wiped his mouth, and said, "Shouted, they are all waiting in the yard! "

After Qi Xuanxuan finished listening, she took off her apron and asked, "Where are Tangtang and Guoguo? By the way, Mom, do you two want to go together?"

Chapter 238

"Tangtang and Guoguo were first taken by Dad to step on puddles."

Lu Yunqi replied.At this moment, Lin Wanxin and Zhou Huiying shook their heads in unison and said, "Let's not go."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Huiying continued: "I haven't seen your mother for a long time, I want to chat with her."

"Oh, that's fine, then let's go first!"

Qi Xuanxuan put the apron away, and after saying a word, she followed Lu Yun up to the yard.

Sure enough, the other four people had already arrived, and each of them was holding a strong plastic bag, the kind used to pack clothes when buying clothes.

"What are you guys doing? Didn't you say you could catch crabs? Don't you want to steal peaches?"

Qi Xuanxuan looked at them in surprise and asked.

Bai Cha looked at Qi Xuanxuan as if he were a fool, and taunted unceremoniously: "Even if you were embarrassed last night, it shouldn't affect your IQ. You don't take the bag when you catch crabs. Where do you put them when you catch them?"

Uh! ! !

It seems to make sense. Could it be that my restlessness last night caused my IQ to drop?

Lu Yunqi stood up, waved his hands and said, "Okay, hurry up, both Tangtang and Guoguo have passed.

A group of six people walked towards the creek with plastic bags.

The other two small river ditches finally flow into this creek, so if you want to catch crabs in the small river ditch, you have to start from the creek and slowly climb up the small river ditch.