Food: Eat my duck neck in the middle of the night?Fu Xiaotuan cried

""April [-]" will take everyone to explore what you like today!"

This is like a notice. The moment it was released, it directly broke through the hundreds of billions mark. All the information rushed up at this moment, and the countless likes directly caused the system to a certain extent. Fortunately, Caton was only for a short moment.

At least I don't know if the website maintenance system has bald hair now, but other people can't wait to use time to pass quickly.

"I want to eat spicy balls!"

"It's actually fruit salad, my good guy, Su Yu actually secretly cheated on us to lose weight!"

The second comment was clicked to the first place, and it was even rising continuously. Obviously, the people who posted this comment were the members of the rescue team who shared the trouble with Su Yu all night.

The most interesting thing is that some of them are particularly reluctant to part with them, and the smell of the food made by Su Yu is still lingering.

"Su Yu, you have to be responsible to us. Now that we have gained weight, who can we turn to for reasoning?"

They felt very regretful and painful in their hearts. Although they knew that leaving that place as soon as possible was the most correct decision, at this moment they couldn't help but miss the breakfast that Su Yu originally wanted to make for them.

He hated Zao very much in his heart, and it should be a little later during this period, so that he could have a breakfast before letting Su Yu go.

"I'm going, don't be dissatisfied, I don't know how much I envy you all, I can't even eat anything Su Yu cooks!"

"It must be very crunchy, and there is even that small octopus ball. I also experimented all morning this morning, and found out, good guy, these octopuses are enough for me to fry two dishes at night!"

Someone was laughing and crying next to him, and related professional chefs were crazily complaining.

"Su Yu, I'm going to turn black now. Do you know if you are a human being? My master saw what you made, and asked me to make it according to your method. , can this tmd be made by humans?"

"Damn it! The whole world is the same master. My master said the same thing this morning. If I can't do it, don't go back to the master's school. Damn it!"

"Is it so miserable? Is this thing difficult?"

Most people who don't understand still find it very interesting when they notice this slapping technique, and they can play and hide jade to a certain extent. Isn't this a particularly gratifying thing, so that They are also eager to try 0......

This time, there are a lot of bad thoughts that I don’t know. Everyone is instigating, and especially Versailles said how easy it is to make this thing, so others must have no problem, so that 4.6 It really pissed some people off.

One of them straightened up and stood at attention, he was bound to make this thing out, but it took [-] day for tmd to make it in the middle of the night and he didn't make it out, and finally lay down on the bed in a state of failure.

Looking at the camera and crying.

"You guys are really bullying people, don't be so foolish!

Chapter 849 Hello Everyone (1/1)

All things will have a period of ups and downs of silence and waves, although sometimes there will be some things that occupy most of a person's time, but their ultimate purpose is still attributed to themselves, because the things they live All life is self-centered.

Everyone has their own things to do, and they don't always focus on a certain direction. Some people work hard to follow Su Yu's footsteps, and it is bound to compete with the difficulty. People sigh for it, it is better to lament that 09 is born at an untimely time.

There are also some people who have already given up. Compared with your competition, they only hope to compete with Su Yu, and let the other party teach more purposes. In fact, they still want to find out why Su Yu made these guys say so. Well, they don't believe it at all.

Su Yu packed a small black schoolbag, just a simple T-shirt, and a very handsome, young denim jacket and black pants, plus white shoes to wear and go out, the whole person looks like just from College students from the school.

As soon as you walk out the door, you will become the kind who is called a pretty boy.

The schoolbag inside carried the things that Su Yu was going to conduct an evaluation tonight. On the coastline in the distance, countless seagulls flew up beside them. During the ebb and flow of the tide, they flapped against the ears, which made people feel refreshed.

Some people may think that Su Yu will be afraid of the ocean after experiencing these seemingly terrifying things, but in fact it is not the case, because Su Yu knew from the very beginning that the ocean has its depth and its breadth, Everything is silently contained, constantly forming biological diversity.

There are countless whistles on the pier of the harbor, which brings a new perspective and observation angle during the continuous process of entering and leaving the port.

"How about you, young man, are you interested in coming here to take a look, here are all good antiques!"

"My stuff has been handed down from a very old age. Generally speaking, I don't give it to ordinary people..."

Passing through the street of antiques, there are some guys who seem to be pretending to be black and blind to tell fortunes. From time to time, some people will pass by and be held back by the other party, and then they will deliberately count on it.

Su Yu drank a bowl of soy milk beside him. The freshly squeezed soy milk gave people a warm feeling in the afternoon environment, especially the thick bean taste in it. The fusion of similar items will give people a special and sweet feeling.

In the end, Su Yu saw that the other party had attracted no less than four or five customers here, but all of them were talking nonsense. It seemed that as long as the behind-the-scenes speech skills could basically be matched, they would directly hit up the blind cat. When I met a dead mouse, I caught a deadly wool.

After sucking up the last sip of soy milk, Su Yu directly threw the cup in his hand into the trash 027 bin next to him. Just as he was about to leave, a black blind man walked up to Su Yu and touched it. Su Yu was going to hide to the left, but the other party also moved to the side, and bumped into Su Yu just like that.

"Brother, is this someone destined?"

As soon as the pretentious tone appeared, the tone was directly lengthened, and the voice was deliberately lowered to make himself look more believable and mature.

Su Yu showed his big white teeth, and then directly opened the live broadcast room that he had prepared, and placed the small camera on top of his right chest, which looked like an accessory, at least it didn't look like anything at all. role. .

8 Chapter 1 The So-Called Promise (1/[-])

"First!"

"Haha, look at what I grabbed, but I didn't expect to open it directly. I thought it would be 10 minutes later!"

"Hey guy, what's this?"

What the lens shows is an angle from bottom to top. Looking forward from this direction, it can clearly give people a special feeling, as if there are countless rays of light constantly projecting from the back of the opponent's head.

"Where did I go to Su Yu, so I have changed my career to fortune-telling now? Wait a minute, this doesn't seem to be Su Yu, what is that thing on the back of the head?"

Someone looked confused and looked at it for a long time, but couldn't figure out why.

Su Yu nodded politely at the blind man, as if he was very considerate of him, and sighed slightly.

"Sorry, I'm not a predestined person."

Fortune tellers are all in this kind of routine. Basically, they come up first, then frown in various ways, and even sigh, saying that no matter whether they are destined or not, there seems to be all kinds of particularly bad things about the other party. Like a disaster.

"In any case, it is fate to meet you, so you are also my predestined person, but the benefactor, no, but this little brother, there seems to be something unclear about you right now"‖.

The black blind man took a step back, making himself look like a breeze, especially the moment when the wind blows from the outside, the fluttering clothes always give people a dreamlike feeling, if it is true It's an old man, he probably will really be bluffed by the other party.

Su Yu shook his head, he made himself look a little dazed and hesitant.

"What is unclear about that?"

What is not clear in the bullet screen now, this thing just ran into a dead Taoist priest.

"Good guy, I just bought a pair of sunglasses on the other side's eyeballs a while ago. It's so cool to take them for a ride!"

"There are still charlatans coming here to cheat money these days, but Su Yu does seem to be a little unlucky, although I can't say whether it's unlucky or lucky."

"It seems that everyone knows that this guy is a liar, so I can rest assured. But these days, there are actually people who come out to cheat money. Can this guy really cheat money?"

"There must be. Isn't there a saying that says that? Where there is a market, there will be demand. If there are people who believe in this kind of thing, there will inevitably be a corresponding occupation."

"Actually, there are pros and cons to this matter. The main reason is that some people will seek good luck. Generally, they don't ask for much money, at most tens of dollars. And although they look like they are here for fortune-telling But in reality, some people do have two brushes."

".` Haha, am I the only one wondering what Su Yu is doing now?"

The black blind man pushed his eyes, and the beards on both sides of the mouth trembled with the movement, and became swaying constantly. The main reason is that this fake beard is not strictly attached, and there is even a The pinch of hair was directly pasted near the nose, and that thing would make people feel hot (Zhao? Zhao) eyes, but the other party didn't realize his mistake at all.

He even looked at Su Yu triumphantly, as if he was really frightened by himself. He knew that when he was the first to become a teacher, he would definitely get the best performance feedback.

"Little brother, you don't have to worry about our fate this time, so I will help you get rid of this bad luck on your body. Don't worry about it and don't need to charge money. Anyway, what you put on is a peace of mind. You don't have to worry about me being a liar. !”.

Chapter 851 must be realized (1/1)

"Is there really no need to charge money?"

Su Yu looked at the other party suspiciously. After all, the other party's words could easily capture the thoughts of some audience groups, that is, it is not a waste of money anyway, and even if it is spent, it will not cost a dollar.

Moreover, the other party used the name of free, but fate had already marked the value of the secret gifts on all the free items.

"Of course not. Since we are predestined people, we will never search for these worldly things, and we cultivators don't pay attention to this at all. I came here just to do some good deeds to complete my merits and virtues." It is my honor if you are willing to come to me for a fortune-telling about the good deeds."

While talking, I deliberately pinched my beard with one hand, but I pinched it. I don’t know if it was because the other party accidentally got carried away and was so powerful that I almost pulled out my beard. It hurts. He had to take a deep breath at the end, but he glanced at Su Yu with some guilt, and when he noticed that there was no reaction, he thought he was covering up very well, but he didn't know that the people in the other bullet screens were almost I'm going to laugh like crazy.

"Fuck, where did this come from? Doesn't he know that he has always been exposed? By the way, can he practice at this professional level before he can come out? Are you sure he is a professional liar? How can he even himself? Can't grasp the behavior? He really doesn't know (badc) where his own beard is stuck?"

"I'm laughing so hard, I've covered my stomach so badly now, look at his proud look, people who don't know think he's really amazing!"

"Brothers, don't be fooled. Everything the other party does is to lure you to spend. Although you can't see it now, in fact, you will be charged various other extra fees later!"

!;小;说.:资?:源;分;.享:（.;6'!9.8;9,?2,:5?8'5:0:）　　苏御并没有把手机拿出来，所以也就看不到上面所描述的一些列内容，而不了解也没有关系，顺着对方所说的那个样子直接走到对方的这一个摊子上方。

"For those who are destined, you only need to draw a lottery. You must empty out everything in your mind later, so that I can figure out more clearly what you need when I calculate the tortoise shell." ?”

He opened his eyes wide open and he was not afraid of being exposed at all, and with this face he especially kept in mind the words his master said, that is, if you want to deceive others' money, you must first deceive yourself, thinking that you are really is a particularly awesome guy.

Because of this deceit, he worked hard to learn micro-expressions. He has become a master by himself, so he noticed other people's expressions. When something was wrong, he immediately adjusted his own state.

Pretentiously, he took out the lottery lottery directly, and then put a lot of them on the top. The sharp-eyed ones noticed the mystery inside, although it looked like a time when they were all put aside. , each sign is the best sign.

"Good guy, I played this routine when I was in the temple a hundred and eight years ago, and I didn't expect it to appear here. Even if I pull this thing out now, it will be Su Yu's favorite. up!"

"It's actually quite good. Some people just like others to coax them. They don't know the truth like this. In fact, to a certain extent, it can be regarded as happiness with a special meaning. Maybe it's just spending some money to buy some happiness. "

"I don't understand the world of some people, and I still want me, a commoner, to cool off.".

Chapter 852 Fortune Teller (1/1)

Su Yu opened his eyes, and when he got a lottery in his hand, everyone in the barrage howled crazily.

"You see, I've been right a long time ago, this guy must have been drawn out, and all of them were signed, Su Yu, hurry up and check, and directly expose the other party's lies!"

Some people secretly looked forward to it, they really like to fight, and it’s not too big of a deal to watch the excitement, anyway, they are not here, so what will happen in the future, it’s not just for them to watch it happily, and in the end From Su Yu's point of view, it seems that everything he does needs to go through a game of trust to a certain extent

"It seems that your signature is very good!"

The black blind man took back the lead and moved upwards, and when he touched it, there was a little surprise in his eyes. If he didn't know that this guy was not blind at all, others would think that this guy's acting was really good, because he did. He looked like he wasn't angry at all.

"Am I the only one willing to present him with an Oscar? I won't watch the next awards ceremony without you!"

"I seem to be really happy to see Su Yu! But what's going on? Why is there another person telling Su Yu's fortune? What do you want to do? Do you think Su Yu's fate is bad?"

However, Su Yu didn't directly expose this identity completely as they thought. Instead, after a period of time, he carefully observed the content of related moods, and carried out research and design in teaching. At that time, every movement of his was filled with tears.

At least it can be learned from another direction that the black blind man in front of him is really working hard to do a good job in this industry. After all, he can eat for three years without shooting a gun, and eat for a lifetime with one shot.

Seeing Su Yu's expression, the black blind man immediately became excited. In his opinion, such a fool who is easy to deceive is really rare.

"But don't worry, you can fly directly to the sea with a cloud sail, especially directly to the Jiuchong Yunxiao!"

He showed his big white teeth, and when he looked at Su Yu again, he led his uncle to see the excitement of the meat, especially when he thought of how much money he could get from the other party, he was very happy.

"But there is still one thing, have you had any particularly unlucky things happen recently?"

He suddenly pointed, and Su Yu also clicked, which means that this is a dangerous thing that is particularly harmful to people. If you let your son analyze it, you can understand that it is not because of this at all, but because of it. Because of external things, it has become like this now.

· 0 for flowers 0 ･･･

"It seems that there are some, but it's because there is a special location and direction, and that special same smell, which is all mixed together."

. . . . . . .

The black blind man walked around Su Yu's side twice, sighing long and short, while using a particularly regretful expression, trying to announce the final result, but for the other party, this kind of final result is only It is the most terrifying, because no one can predict the final result.

"You are predestined, have you been possessed by some monsters in nature, otherwise, how could we have seen such a huge malice here?"

He paused suddenly, because Su Yu stopped listening to him, but focused on other people, but if he really wanted to do this, it would be too cruel.

"Actually, I don't seem to have any bad luck recently."

A typical dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.Nine.

Chapter 854 Pretentious (1/1)

The black blind man looked at Su Yu who didn't believe it at all, raised his eyelids pretending to be profound, and made a solemn declaration on the side.

"If I'm not mistaken, you must have been near a water source recently."

He narrowed his eyes slightly, and the eyeballs wearing sunglasses turned sideways, and then walked back for a while, as if there was something next to Su Yu, which made him feel a big sigh.

"More importantly, you have been stalked by "[-]"."

Su Yu showed his big white teeth, took the camera in his hand to play with, and then put it on the table. He could clearly capture all the movements of the two of them, and everyone else became excited.

"I'm going to do a good job!"

"Wait a minute on this street, isn't this the place I went to yesterday? Good guy, this black blind man is still there. When I went there yesterday, he was pretending to be there, so the whole person is very upset if he messes up!"

"That guy is unstoppable, and I don't know how many people's money he has cheated. Everyone, don't believe in these messy things, you must believe in science!"

"Haha, so is this here to fight the sniper stick?"

"Front row onlookers!"

Someone sent out two rockets, which rushed straight up at both ends of the video, and a land mine exploded in the middle of the live broadcast room with a bang, and all kinds of chaotic special effects smashed together, directly hitting the black blind man. A chicken coop exploded on his forehead.