The Travelers of the Heavens: Beginning with being a second-generation zombie

You know shitty feelings!

Chen Wei rolled his eyes, and spoke impolitely: "Hero Yan, since you were young, you told Brother Shi not to associate with people, not to trust people, not to get close to people, do you know that people in the town saw Brother Shi's portrait Seeing a ghost? You bring him up like this, he doesn’t communicate with others, and he doesn’t have any friends. If he grows up so old and doesn’t have mental illness, he’s considered a high-spirited man. Now you still have to beat mandarin ducks, so you don’t have to worry about Brother Shi being stimulated. , a big change in temperament, and a demon?"

Mental illness?

Yan Chixia didn't quite understand the meaning of this word, but he knew the inner demon.

……

Although Yan Chixia knew that she was not Chen Wei's opponent, her attitude was still very strong:

"Hmph! Love is not suitable for us. Love is a lie if it is stronger than gold! Is it stronger than the sword in my hand? After a while, Shi'er will naturally forget this relationship. magic!"

Chen Wei smiled and said: "You know the feelings of shit! You are an old bastard who doesn't understand feelings. You were PUAed by the ghost king Nine-Tailed Fox, so you let your apprentice stay away from feelings. You are really not a thing!"

"You...how do you know..."

Although she didn't know what PUA was, Yan Chixia surprisingly understood what Chen Wei meant.

Chen Wei said meaningfully: "Do you want me to go down and catch the ghost king Nine-Tailed Fox, and let her explain your past to the public?"

Yan Chixia stopped talking immediately, lowered her head, her eyes rolled wildly.

This guy surnamed Chen is outrageous, why does he seem to know everything?

In fact, Chen Wei didn't know what happened to them, but Yan Chixia's secrets were all written on her face. The reaction says it all.

Not surprisingly, this is most likely a sadomasochistic love story between a fledgling young version of Yan Chixia and the love scumbag ghost king Nine-Tailed Fox.

The ending is also obvious,

Yan Chixia was eaten up by the ghost king Nine-Tailed Fox, and then abandoned.So the whole person began to collapse, kneeling on the ground and crying, howling that this question is too difficult, he can't do it!

So from then on, I no longer believed in feelings, and devoted myself to avoiding the world and cultivating Taoism.

……

"Not everyone is dedicated to the Tao. You have been cultivating for so long, avoiding the world and severing love. What have you cultivated? Brother Shi is also a person. There are some things in this life that people still have to experience. If you don't enter the world, why are you born?"

Chen Wei patted Yan Chixia on the shoulder, and her figure suddenly landed!

Yan Chixia was thoughtful, and suddenly her face changed, and she shouted to Chen Wei below: "Hey! Let me go! I haven't gone down yet!"

Chen Wei's voice came from a distance: "You should freeze it on the top first, and calm down! Don't worry about doing stupid things in the heat of the brain."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Shivering, Yan Chixia's mana was almost exhausted, she shook her body vigorously, but she still couldn't move!

Immeasurable that Heavenly Venerable!

This is a world where the weak prey on the strong, and he really has nothing to do when he meets a fellow Taoist who is stronger and more difficult than himself.

You can't fight and fight, you can't say it, and you don't show affection.

Before the stick of incense, they were drinking and eating meat together to make fun of the wine, but now they just set themselves in mid-air and don't care about it!

But surprisingly, Yan Chixia didn't feel any resentment towards Chen Wei.

He knew in his heart that Chen Wei was thinking about Shi'er.

Yan Chixia couldn't break free from Chen Wei's immobilization technique, resisted for a while, and chose to lie down. He lowered his head and looked at Shi'er who was still smirking at Miss Luo on the ground. make a mistake?

……

After half a month, it will be an auspicious day for the zodiac!

Wumenju has been brand new from the inside to the outside, the door has been installed, and the lanterns have been hung up!

At dusk, the welcoming suona was played loudly, and pedestrians on the road watched, and there were skinny children running around chasing the sedan chair.

The groom is Jun Shier, and the bride is Luo Weier.

In the period of fainting, get married today!

Chapter 226

wedding day,

Some people are happy, others are naturally sad.

Yan Chixia was very sad.

After the wedding was arranged and the guests dispersed, it was already late at night, and the sound of Yan Chixia's sword dancing and singing could be heard in the forest of Montenegro.

[Love, love... what is love?

What the hell...is love!

……

……

If the sky is affectionate, the sky is also old, the passionate swordsman Jian Changming! 】

Yan Chixia picked up the long sword and picked up the wine jar beside her, with a look of crying and laughter, she slapped Kaifeng Ni with her palm,

Drink with your head up!

……

"Hey! Smelly Taoist, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, why are you letting the ghosts cry and howl!"

"Hmm... surnamed Chen?!"

Yan Chixia was taken aback for a moment, then turned around and saw Chen Wei standing above the tree with his arms crossed and a smile on his face.

"What are you doing here!" Yan Chixia's tone was not very good.

Chen Wei floated down in front of Yan Chixia, and said with a smile, "You're a son getting married, not a daughter. Why are you so sad? Those who don't know think you're broken in love."

As soon as the wedding was over, Yan Chixia disappeared. Chen Wei came all the way, and saw this stinky Taoist priest going crazy here.

In the past half month, Chen Wei and Yan Chixia had several disputes about Shi'er.

The main reason is that Yan Chixia was stubborn, and Chen Wei mercilessly hurt him everywhere.

So half a month ago, the two of them were still called Chen Gongzi Yan Daxia, but now they have become the name of the stinky Taoist priest and the surname Chen.

……

Yan Chixia braced herself and said, "Why am I sad? Where am I sad?"

"Really not sad?"

"no!"

"Stop pretending, it's not a crime for a man to cry, it's not a crime, just cry if you can't hold back!"

"...Wow! Woohoo..."

Yan Chixia couldn't bear it anymore, her old face was clustered into a ball, and she hugged Chen Wei tightly when she came up, tears and snot streaming down her nose, crying and cursing: "This brat... I raised him so big in vain, If you say you're married, you're married... woo woo..."

"It's alright, alright, you can't keep him by your side for the rest of your life, right? The young eagle always flies alone...Huh? Hey! That's enough, put away the snot!"

Chen Wei pushed Yan Chixia away with a look of disgust.

……

He did understand Yan Chixia's feelings, she raised Shi'er alone, and devoted all her heart and soul to Shi'er.

But Shi'er is an adult, Yan Chixia, as a parent, doting and arbitrarily dominating her are both unacceptable.

"Wuuu...the world is so chaotic. After he gets married, his cultivation level will only decrease in the future. How can he survive in this troubled world with that level of cultivation!"

Yan Chixia was still indignant and sad.

What was indignant was that Chen Wei refused to let him take Shi'er away by force, and even helped Shi'er propose a marriage. They are ordinary residents of this town.

Sadly, between continuing to practice Taoism with him and marrying Miss Luo, Shi'er finally chose the latter.

……

"It's you, Chen, who is making trouble! Otherwise, how could Shi'er be addicted to beauty!"

"Marrying a wife and having children to carry on the family line is the way of nature and human relations! How can it be so embarrassing in your mouth!"

Obviously it's your Shi'er who wants to taste the sweetness of love and the bitterness of love,

What are you doing to me?

You slander me like this, believe it or not, I will sue you for slander!

Chen Wei didn't bother arguing with him. Anyway, Shi'er's wedding was fixed, and Chen Wei could be regarded as repaying his love for rebirth, so that he would not follow the original plot. In the end, his sweetheart died tragically at his own hands, and he broke up with Yan Chixia.

He came here to look for Yan Chixia, but he actually had something else to do.

Chen Wei looked at the two lines of characters carved by Yan Chixia's sword on the ground, and looked meaningfully at the giant sword in Yan Chixia's hand.

Yan Chixia was stared at by Chen Wei, wiped away her tears, and unnaturally hid the giant sword behind her back.

Seeing this, Chen Wei couldn't help curling his lips and rolling his eyes!

Are you still afraid that I will not be able to steal your magic weapon?

He could tell that although this Yan Chixia was not strong, she was a treasure.

Not counting the other fragments of talismans, just talking about the rubbings of the Diamond Sutra that it hid in the lapel of its clothes at that moment, the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra that it chanted while hunting ghosts and demons, and this dusty and obscure Xuanyuan Divine Sword.

This is amazing!

I don't know which immortal Buddha's tomb this stinking Taoist dug up, and he found so many high-end treasures.

……

Chen Wei asked, "I see that you plan to leave alone?"

Yan Chixia was stunned for a moment, he really thought so before, Shi'er got married and started a business, so he would naturally go to the rivers and lakes alone next time, slaying demons and demons.

It's just that Chen Wei didn't expect this to be noticed.

"Of course I know the worries in your heart. You want Brother Shi to inherit your mantle and devote yourself to cultivating the Tao so that you can be alone in this troubled world. But you are only a casual cultivator yourself. How can you teach Brother Shi to what level?"

After comforting Yan Chixia, Chen Wei continued to fool Yan Chixia: "The poems are not bad, but your mood is too low, and it seems that the poems are not finished. Such emotional agitation and indulgence can't activate the hands. Excalibur, I don't think you have any hope in the future."

After all, Chen Wei did not wait for Yan Chixia to refute, and said to himself: "If it were me, I would write this poem like this..."

Chen Wei flicked his sleeves, and the poem written by Yan Chixia disappeared on the ground, replaced by a poem he remembered deeply from his previous life.

[If the sky is loving, the sky is also old, and the right way in the world is vicissitudes. 】

……

Three days later,

Shi'er and his new wife stood at the door of the renamed Yan's Mansion, a little embarrassed, like a child who has done something wrong.

Yan Chixia reprimanded with a straight face: "From now on, you will be the head of the family, why are you still acting like a child!"

Shi'er lowered his head: "Master..."

"Okay, don't scare Brother Shi." Chen Wei said from the side: "This time I invite your master to go to the capital with me. Not coming back."

Looking up at the sky, Chen Wei signaled that it was time to go on the road.

Yan Chixia and Chen Wei got on their horses and walked a few steps. Yan Chixia still couldn't hold back and said, "Shi'er, don't lose your homework! Otherwise, you will be severely punished as a teacher when you come back!"

Shi'er was overjoyed, finally relaxed, and quickly said: "Yes, Master!"

The so-called homework refers to the cultivation method passed down by Yan Chixia. If he practiced it wrongly, he doesn't expect Shi'er to break through the realm in the future and step into refining qi and transforming gods, but he can't come back without advancing and retreating.

"gone!"

Yan Chixia waved her hands, and rode away with Chen Wei one after the other!

……

The capital is in the north,

Chen Wei and Yan Chixia didn't have to go through Heishui Town, but went directly into the mountains and forests to the county seat.

Yan Chixia was riding on the horse, and suddenly said: "You left that little maid alone at the house? I think that poor scholar seems to have taken a fancy to your maid, and he is not afraid to come back and run away with your maid? "

"You mean Xiao Shuang and Cui Shusheng?" Chen Wei shook his head and laughed, "If they are destined, let them go."

On the day of the Lantern Festival, on the way back, Cui Shusheng saw Xiao Shuang who was alone lighting up a lantern to pray for the lady, and was immediately attracted by Xiao Shuang's melancholy temperament.Later, when I was a guest at Chen Wei's mansion, I couldn't help but glance at Xiao Shuang when I saw Xiao Shuang.