I also want to fall in love

Jiang Xiaoni was dazed, she couldn't help but stand there thinking about Xu Erge's words, why buy oranges?Oranges are out of season now, right?Is there any metaphor in these words?

Oranges are yellow, is he trying to do something yellow to me?

Xu Erge propped up the wall with one hand, the wall thumped, pressed Jiang Yijie against the wall, and stared at her.

He was angry, with serious consequences.

Jiang Yijie was not afraid, and said calmly, "You still don't go in and buy me the handle."

"Why didn't you tell me that this store is this kind of store?!"

"Does it matter?"

Jiang Yijie's face was a little hard to detect, "You don't buy those things, what you want to buy is a figure."

"You're confusing the public. Just tell me. At least I won't bring Jiang Xiaoni in with me. I'm so embarrassed."

Xu Erge said angrily: "Your behavior is meme pollution. In the past, you would be burned alive as a witch."

"..."

"Take people's money and help them eliminate disasters."

Jiang Yijie said: "Let's not say that this is something you promised me in the first place, and I even gave you extra remuneration, so are you going to quit now?"

"Normal shopping is fine, but this one is really too social."

Xu Erge said with a toothache: "I have principles in my life, and I also want to save face. If I let others know that I came to this kind of place, who would believe that I just went in to buy a figure, and even a ghost is not so cheating!"

"If you don't tell me, who knows?"

"Jiang Xiaoni knows! Her mind may be full of things that are not suitable for children!"

Xu Erge said angrily: "Also, Jiang Xiaoni didn't have a clue, she might reveal this at some point. When I think of this, I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and never come out again. There is no way to raise your head and be a man!"

Jiang Yijie said helplessly, "Then what do you want?"

Xu Erge stretched out a slap, and changed his style of painting: "Unless you add money!"

"..."

Jiang Yijie remained expressionless: "How much?"

"Buy it now, two hundred."

Jiang Yijie rolled her eyes, and sighed inwardly: Can I sell my soul for just 200 yuan more?

Really worthless.

If Xu Erge heard this, the designated committee would retort: ​​Can 200 yuan be described as mere?No, let alone an amount as large as 200 yuan, even a dollar is very important, and a dollar is life!

"All right, two hundred is two hundred."

Jiang Yijie stretched out her hand and pushed Xu Erge away, took out her mobile phone and transferred 200 yuan to Xu Erge, and then said: "You can act now, don't let me down."

Xu Erge clicked to collect the money, and he was immediately motivated.

Seeing Xu Erge come back, Jiang Xiaoni asked, "Erlang, where are the oranges?"

Xu Erge touched her head, and said: "Read more books for the rest of your life, so you won't be teased by others."

After Xu Erge finished speaking, he entered the store again as if he was dying.

Jiang Xiaoni looked confused, turned to look at Jiang Yijie, and asked, "What does he mean by that?"

"Don't you understand? Read more books."

Jiang Xiaoni: (╬￣dish￣)

Can any random little bum be able to tease me now?

……

The moment Xu Erge entered the shop, Yujie was playing with a red flower rope.

As for how to fiddle with it, of course it's just fiddled with like that, it's very charming...

Is the original flower rope tied like this?

Grooving, this knot is so well tied!

The owner of Yu Jie silently began to untie the flower rope on her body, her expression was as usual during the whole process, without any embarrassment or shyness.

Sure enough, he deserves to be a person who can open this kind of shop, his face is not red, his heart is not beating, and his heart is of great quality.

On the contrary, Xu Erge was a little embarrassed, especially when Sister Yu put down the flower rope and the skirt swayed.

He saw it, it was lace...

Xu Erge came to his senses, and turned his head away quickly, his face was flushed, his body temperature was so high that he could cover a boiled egg.

"...Okay, turn around."

Sister Yu saw Xu Erge standing straight in place, she smiled, she didn't deliberately make a joke, but directly talked about the business: "Customer, I really can't sell things to minors here, there are regulations. "

"Don't play too many tricks when you're young, it's easy to cause accidents." Sister Yu persuaded.

Xuerge: "..."

As a boy, he doesn't know how easy it is to get into trouble, but he thinks that sister Yu is more likely to get into trouble.

Not only the figure, appearance, and even the voice, even if you close your eyes and listen, the first reaction in your mind will be--F da, this is F!

It's so fucking tempting, this is simply irresistible poison!

Staying here alone, if you don't have any skills, it's really easy to get into trouble.

Are there many good people in society?

Plenty, but there's never been a shortage of bad guys.

Xu Erge took a deep breath again and again, relying on the strong willpower exercised by rejecting Jiang Xiaoni countless times, he got rid of the charm from the mature sister, and said slowly: "Boss, I really want to buy something serious."

"buy what?"

The owner of Yujie walked up to Xu Erge and said with a smile: "I said, I really don't have serious things."

A faint fragrance rushes into the nostrils. The smell is indescribable. It is not just as simple as perfume, it seems that there is a deeper hormonal smell that can evoke the deepest desire in a man's heart.