I also want to fall in love

They are a family, and one family does not speak two languages.

Xu Erge hugged Jiang Yijie lightly, and whispered in her ear: "I was able to meet you, I don't know how many lifetimes of blessings I have accumulated in my previous life."

"Every time I'm happy, I'll be glib. It seems that the soft rice I fed really hit your heart?" Jiang Yijie said with a smile.

"I really fed it to my heart, who told you to feed it with your mouth..."

[299.3 Chapter One! ]

"Where is this? Who am I? How did I fall asleep?"

Every time Jiang Xiaoni gets up, in a daze, her brain will send out three soul-questions like this.

Then spend about a few seconds to figure out these three questions.

Well, she should be in the manor in the suburbs of Beijing. She is Jiang Xiaoni. She fell asleep in the car. The main reason is to blame Xu Erge for the smell.

An old man, why would there be such a thing as deodorant, which made her feel quite relaxed and comfortable when she smelled it, and fell asleep in the blink of an eye.

Suddenly, Jiang Xiaoni found that her bed sheet was a little wet, she reached out to touch the bed, and subconsciously put it in front of her nose to sniff...

This smell... damn it, get on top!

Jiang Xiaoni quickly lifted the quilt, got up, and then turned on the light. Looking at the obvious water stains on the bed, she gasped.

What a hell of a situation this is!

She admitted that playing with Xu Erge in her sleep was a bit too much today, but it shouldn't be like this! ! !

If Jiang Yijie knew about this, she would laugh at herself for the rest of her life!

Society dies! ! !

Jiang Xiaoni acted quickly, began to remove the quilt and bed sheets, and prepared to take advantage of the darkness to wash them off tonight...

As for where to sleep tonight?It seems that we can only go to Xu Erge to make a living!

Jiang Xiaoni was working nimbly and had just removed the quilt...

"Crack."

Just then, the door was opened.

"Smelly treasure, it's almost time for supper... supper..."

Xu Ergehe was standing outside the door, just in time to see this scene, the expression on his face changed from calm to doubt, then from doubt to comprehension, and finally, the expression on his face turned into a kind of joking.

"Smelly treasure, what are you doing while peeling off the sheets~"

Jiang Xiaoni blushed like a bubble teapot. Facing Xu Erge's teasing and smiling eyes, she just felt that if she wanted to find a crack in the ground, she would never come out for the rest of her life!

She panicked, why did Xu Erge come in at this time, why did he see everything.

wanna die!

"No...nothing!"

Xu Erge saw through the system panel that Jiang Xiaoni was racking up social death points, of course he knew she was awake, and it happened to be almost time for dinner, so he came to look for her from the living room.

Fortunately, it happened.

Is this called fate?

Xu Erge remembered what he said while sleeping in the car, and combined with the fact that Jiang Xiaoni swiped the social death value as soon as she woke up, um... It seems that he was dreaming about him!

Why is this stinking treasure so cute?

Xu Erge knew everything about the situation clearly in his heart, knowing that the current Choubao was an ant on a hot pot, and wished that she was left alone all the time now.

However, he still wanted to play tricks, so he took a few steps forward, and pretended he didn't know anything: "Smelly treasure, why does your room have a strange smell, it seems... um."

Jiang Xiaoni rushed up, covered Xu Erge's mouth with her palm, not letting him continue, and said anxiously: "There is no strange smell, this is your illusion."

Xuerge: "..."

If the thing about smelling a strange smell just now was false, then it is true now.

Chou Bao's palm has a very strong smell... but it's not a niao smell.

Urine is excreted human waste, and this is the secretion after a certain behavior. The ingredients contained in it include prostaglandin specific antigen, urea nitrogen, etc...

The taste of this thing will only make people blush!

Xu Erge with black hair, grabbed Jiang Xiaoni's palm and said speechlessly, "Why have you grown so big, you still wet the bed."

"I'm not..."

Jiang Xiaoni stopped in the middle of her sentence, and blushed, even her ears were red.

The small and white feet stepped barefoot on the white floor tiles, and the ten toes were tense, as if preparing to dig out a three-bedroom and two-living room on the ground.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ahhhhh!This guy came at the wrong time!

As soon as Xu Erge came up with bad intentions, he said with a smile: "Hey, I want to talk to Jiang Yijie~"

Jiang Xiaoni's scalp was numb in shock, and she immediately hugged Xu Erge's arm, shaking his arm gently, with a pitiful and coquettish expression: "Please, don't say it's okay~"

Use your fists when you are undecided in foreign affairs, and act like a baby when you are undecided in internal affairs.

These are Jiang Xiaoni's two major trump cards. The function of the former is to shut up people who don't like it, and the function of the latter is to shut up people who like it, but the functions are basically the same. These two tricks are to make people shut up.

As for Xu Erge, if you can't solve it by force, of course you have to act like a baby.

She knows that Xu Erge loves her hand the most, so he can be sure of it!

But today, she made a mistake.

Xu Erge likes to see Jiang Xiaoni acting like a baby to him very much. He will never get tired of watching it, and he will never get tired of it, but! ! !

This kind of shame handle is too difficult to come across.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, perhaps...