I also want to fall in love

Jiang Xiaoni's fist is not vegetarian!

Xu Erge has known Jiang Xiaoni since the fourth grade of elementary school, and has always been humble to her in everything.

Is this love?

No, the reason is actually very simple, Jiang Xiaoni has a bad temper, and he can't beat her...

So on weekdays, he doesn't really dare to make Jiang Xiaoni really angry, but didn't he just meet today?What happened all of a sudden? !

"Xu Erlang, you did a good job!"

Jiang Xiaoni let out a dragon roar and was about to lift the table.

Xu Erge quickly stretched out his hands to set up the table, pressed it down with all his strength, and asked in amazement, "What am I doing!?"

Jiang Xiaoni trembled with anger: "Why do you still have the face to ask? You are carrying me behind your back and stepping on two boats!!!"

As soon as this remark came out, passers-by who originally thought it was a young couple fighting, all looked at Xu Erge with the eyes of a scumbag and a maggot.

Capture a scumbag alive in the street, scum! ! !

???

When Xu Erge heard this, his face was filled with bewilderment and he was at a loss for a moment.

Step on two boats?

I am now single and aristocratic, stepping on two boats, where did this matter start! ?

He turned his head, and suddenly saw Jiang Yijie holding a mobile phone to himself and Jiang Xiaoni, with that expression, that smile, don't be too dark-hearted!

"How dare you look at her!!!"

Jiang Xiaoni's face was full of anger, and there were tears in her eyes.

"Damn it, Jiang Yijie, what did you tell Jiang Xiaoni!?"

Xu Erge shouted: "If there is any misunderstanding here, explain it to me quickly, otherwise I will die, and I will not let you go if I am a ghost!"

Jiang Yijie stretched out her hand, compared her heart, and said with a sweet smile, "I love you."

"boom!!!"

Jiang Xiaoni exploded with strange force and overturned the table together with Xu Erge!

（╯‵□′）╯︵┴─┴Σ(????)?

Xu Erge was instantly overturned and fell to the ground.

He was just about to sit up and continue running when Jiang Xiaoni rushed up and jumped up.

Xu Erge's stomach was hit hard by Jiang Xiaoni's ass, and he said "Oh", his pupils turned up.

Does it hurt?

pain!

Xu Erge just wanted to explain, but Jiang Xiaoni held his head down, making intimate contact between his face and the floor.

Damn, this familiar feeling! ! !

[27.Chapter 27 智商碾压]

Xu Erge should be thankful, Jiang Xiaoni is not tall, and her weight has been kept at around ninety catties, otherwise, if she jumped up high and sat on her stomach again, if she weighed a few dozen catties more, he would be knocked out to death past.

Counting the ninth year since we met, how many times has he been pushed to the ground by Jiang Xiaoni so rudely and domineeringly?

Hmm...not many, dozens if not a hundred times!

It used to be very many, once every three or five days, but after experiencing a particularly hard over-the-shoulder fall and pressing the ground, Xu Erge learned to behave, and the frequency was less.

But in broad daylight, under the bright sky, this is the first time.

Especially the indifferent eyes of passers-by, which seemed to see the carefree expression of the scumbag being punished, which made people feel sincerely hurt.

Fuck, don't take pictures, don't take pictures!

Be careful I sue you for violating your privacy!

[Social death value +99+99+99...]

The culprit is still holding his mobile phone to take pictures, what a ghost!

Xu Erge said that I love you from Jiang Yijie just now, if he didn't know that Jiang Yijie was playing tricks, then his No.2 brain in the whole school would have grown in vain!

Jiang Yijie, you bamboo shoots!

The first thing I do when I wake up is to peel off your bamboo shoots!

There is also Jiang Xiaoni, an idiot who can't use her brain to think, and I don't even dare to say that I like her, so why go back and provoke other people!

Xu Erge was very angry, but suddenly found a drop of water hit his cheek, and then slowly fell down.

Is it raining?

Xu Erge squinted from the corner of his eyes, and saw Jiang Xiaoni's aggrieved face.

The long eyelashes were wet with tears, and the crystal clear tears converged into pearls that were bigger than beans, and the elegant makeup was streaked by tears, which kept ticking and falling on his cheeks.

Xu Erge realized in an instant that he had done something wrong, and he shouldn't have brought the two of them together for convenience.

Jiang Yijie has nothing to do with it, but Jiang Xiaoni is easily deceived and hurt without knowing the truth.

Jiang Xiaoni is not angry, she is sad.

"I……"

Xu Erge gritted his teeth, pulled away Jiang Xiaoni's arm holding his head, then pulled her towards him, and hugged her immediately.

The hug came unexpectedly, and Jiang Xiaoni was hugged before she could even react.

Jiang Xiaoni struggled a little, and in the next second she felt Xu Erge's wide palms covering her back and the back of her head, pressing hard, wishing to squeeze herself into his body...

This is a particularly domineering, warm embrace.

a little tight...

Xu Erge can't take care of so much anymore. If Jiang Xiaoni doesn't clear up this matter today, I don't think he will have a better life in the future.