I also want to fall in love

Thanks for the short video back then, if Xu Erlang stayed in the classroom honestly, he would not be able to enjoy this kind of benefit!

However, Xu Erlang didn't mind...

Erlang, Erlang, I blindly guess that you must like me!

Jiang Xiaoni snickered in her heart, and couldn't help touching Xu Erge's thigh with her little hand.

Ouch, strong and muscular, this feels great in the hand!

"Jiang Xiaoni, are you awake?"

"Alas!"

Jiang Xiaoni was startled when Xu Erge called her name, but she didn't move a bit, pretending that she was still sleeping and didn't hear it.

Then, she felt a broad palm pressing on the top of her head, swaying, and the speed was accelerating, as if it was going to shake her into a concussion.

"..."

Jiang Xiaoni really couldn't continue pretending to sleep, the key was that she slept so comfortably, she drool a lot, Xu Erlang's school trousers had a bad water stain, accompanied by shaking and shaking, her face kept touching her My saliva is cool, sticky, and silky...

I rely on it! ! !

[Jiang Xiaoni: Social death value +99+99+99...]

She sat up quickly, wiped her face with her sleeve, and then stared back at Xuerge.

Jiang Xiaoni got up and returned to her bed, and she still didn't forget to cover her drooling traces with her body.

Xu Erge said with a blank face: "Wake up when you wake up, what are you pretending? Do you know that it is almost five o'clock now, and you sleep for more than four hours during a lunch break. Are you a pig?"

Jiang Xiaoni looked up at the sky, only to realize that the sky was not so bright, as if the sun was about to set.

She froze, did she really sleep for so long?

"Why didn't you call me?"

"Do you think I didn't call you? I did, and you just punched my stomach with your backhand. You almost threw up my lunch." When Xu Erge talked about this, his face was obviously a little ugly.

The punch just now dispelled Xu Erge's idea of ​​calling Jiang Xiaoni to wake up. He was afraid that Jiang Xiaoni would get up if he didn't get enough sleep, so he beat him to the ground in a daze.

Jiang Xiaoni had no memory of beating anyone, but she felt that it was something she would do, so she immediately showed a slightly embarrassed smile.

Such a label of violence is too much of a loss, and she is afraid of giving Xu Erge a bad impression.

"Oh, for the sake of the knee pillow you gave me, how about I treat you to dinner?" Jiang Xiaoni planned to use delicious food to make up for the mistakes she made.

"Well, then this line..."

Xu Erge agreed decisively, and it was naturally a happy thing to have a meal for nothing.

He just wanted to stand up, but found that he couldn't get up.

It turns out that it will feel like this after being pillowed by one person for a long time, what kind of shit warmth, there is no warmth, only numbness and soreness.

Oh, and drool!

The thigh was his own two hours ago, and Xu Erge naturally felt the sensation of saliva penetrating the fabric and touching the skin.

It's disgusting, it's disgusting...

Jiang Xiaoni asked: "What's wrong?"

"Pull me up, my whole leg has been numb by you, and now I don't have any consciousness at all!" Xu Erge said with a dark face.

Jiang Xiaoni looked embarrassed for a moment, what is all this, the image of this king!

After Xu Erge was pulled up, he found that he still had to slow down, because he still couldn't walk.

"Is it so exaggerated?"

Jiang Xiaoni seriously suspected that Xu Erge was pretending, and the purpose was to make herself feel ashamed.

To be honest, it's really a little shameful, sleeping on a boy's lap, and sleeping in the dark without knowing anything, maybe... maybe even Xu Erlang doesn't know about his own salty pig hands...

When Jiang Xiaoni thought of this, her little face flushed instantly!

Xu Erge squinted and said: "Being on your pillow for more than four hours, my leg can't stand it even if it's the same style as an NBA super giant."

"Oh, next time I won't sleep for so long."

"He~tui, you still want to have a next time, you think so beautifully!"

Jiang Xiaoni is so daring, she even tried to defile herself a second time!

"It's a big deal, I'll give you a pillow back." Jiang Xiaoni touched her palm all the way from her calf to her thigh, and cast a shy little look.

Xuerge: "..."

Don't tell me, I'm not moved at all!

Ten minutes later, Xu Erge regained his ability to move, and the two walked out of the school gate.

Xu Erge asked: "What do you want to treat me to?"

"What do you want to eat?"

"It's fine for you to decide. I have difficulty choosing meals. I don't know what I want to eat when I eat."

Xu Erge's disease is a common problem for people who live alone. At the same time, it is accompanied by complications such as irregular meals and unbalanced meat and vegetables.

This disease is almost terminal. As long as you are alone, there is no possibility of recovery. It is extremely difficult to cure. You need to get married, have a family, and someone to cook...

Just falling in love does not necessarily cure the disease. If the partner is also a picky person who can't cook, it is estimated that the two will fall into cross-infection, and Qi Qi will be terminally ill.

"Let's go to KFC. I heard that they recently had a [Encounter in another world, enjoy delicious food] event!" Jiang Xiaoni suggested enthusiastically.

"KFC is fine, but are you sure you want to shout such a shameful slogan?"

Jiang Xiaoni said in amazement: "Didn't you shout?"

"Ha ha……"

Although Xu Erge played Yuanshen, how could he participate in such a socially deadly event as a big man, isn't it funny? !

The two stared wide-eyed, and finally both gave up on the proposal to eat KFC.

Just give up the idea of ​​eating KFC, so you don’t have to worry about whether to participate in the event or who will shout slogans when you arrive at the KFC store.