Real Game: Doomsday Survival
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"Oh! It stinks!"
While talking, Yang Chaoyue opened the zipper of the tent and got out, greedily breathing the fresh air outside with his two nostrils, and Li Yi tried not to let himself laugh at this time, because he knew he was going to laugh. no good.
But he couldn't help it.
"Okay, Li Yi, you actually fart and bore me, a beautiful girl, do you still have a conscience!"
Seeing Li Yi laughing, Yang Chaoyue threw his fist at Li Yi.
Li Yi dodged sideways, he waved quickly and said:
"Don't frame it randomly! This is your own fart!"
"Nonsense, it's yours!"
"It's really not mine. If you don't believe me, go and smell it."
"Smell you big-headed ghost, why don't you smell it, it's obviously yours, otherwise why are you laughing?"
"Laughing? Who laughed?"
Li Yi straightened his face and said.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ow!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Who bullied you, you are crying because of your own fart, you can't blame me!"
"I don't care, it's you who bullied me."
"Okay, okay, I was wrong! Get up quickly, we still have something to do today."
"No, you first say that you were wrong?"
With the previous experience of admitting his mistakes, Li Yi is very familiar with this meeting.
"Big beauty, I was wrong, I shouldn't fart and smoke you."
"It would be wrong, why did you talk nonsense just now, you admit that you are not sincere."
"Isn't that sincere? OK! Then I'll be sincere."
"Big beauty, I promise, this fart was definitely done by me. Why do you say that, this fart is someone's fart, it's just the two of us, and the beauty is full of fragrance, it is absolutely impossible to do this kind of fart Stupid fart, so I must have let it go."
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"???"
"Pfft!"
The iron pot was complaining about Li Yi, and the hot steam made the lid rattle. Li Yi quickly lifted the lid and put Bao Guzhen into it.
In the morning, time is tight, and there is no time to cook porridge. The finely crushed Bao Guzhen not only saves time, but also nourishes the stomach. Li Yi and Yang Chaoyue have been eating this for the past few days.
"What did you cook?"
Suddenly, Yang Chaoyue's attention was attracted by the breakfast, Li Yichang heaved a sigh of relief, and finally stopped entangled in this issue.
Li Yi also had a smile of the rest of his life after the catastrophe.
suddenly:
"You still don't admit that you let it go, look, you're still laughing after all this, you're obviously gloating! You're still laughing about what happened just now."
"Snapped!"
Before Yang Chaoyue could finish speaking, Li Yi waved his hand and slapped her ass.
A man shoots when it's time to shoot.
Yang Chaoyue stopped talking. After being stunned for a while, he looked at Li Yi with hazy eyes, his mouth slightly opened and he didn't know what to say, like a sparrow that was only wet by the rain, lonely and pitiful.
"Get up! Wash your face! Eat!"
Li Yi said in a commanding tone.
Yang Chaoyue held back his tears, nodded, put on his clothes and washed his face aggrievedly, and looked at Li Yi.
"What are you looking at me for? Come and eat!"
Li Yi pulled Yang Chaoyue to sit down, and handed her a bowl of Bao Guzhen that had already been boiled.
Yang Chaoyue held Bao Guzhen in his hand and didn't speak, at this moment tears were pouring down into the bowl.
"You hit me!"
"You are disobedient!"
"Can you stop beating me in the future? A man's hands are for beating the world, not his wife." Yang Chaoyue looked at Li Yi and said pitifully.
"I'm not violent. Don't mess with me anymore. I love you before it's too late."
"Oh!"
"Then can you stop farting and boring me?"
"Yang!!! Chao!!! Jump!!! It's endless, right!" Li Yi was furious instantly.
"Brother, eat!"
For some reason, as soon as Yang Chaoyue called him brother, Li Yi stopped being angry, and sat down and drank Bao Guzhen honestly.
Maybe this is the magic of love.
There was a quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. Before the meal was finished, Li Yi and Yang Chaoyue reconciled as before. Looking at Li Yi, Yang Chaoyue suddenly laughed again and again.
"What's wrong with you? Why do you see me laughing?" Li Yi asked curiously.
Yang Chaoyue looked at Li Yi, holding his job bowl, as if he was recalling something, and said quickly:
"No, I didn't expect you to be quite manly!"
"what???"
Li Yi was dumbfounded at this moment.
Chapter 168 Discovering the Explorer
It may be because of the wind that blew last night, but today's weather is exceptionally clear.
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