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But should I say it or not, this group of people is also getting angry, it is really not enough to say that fans have turned black.

and……

What is particularly interesting is that more people commented under the hot search, and said dumbfoundingly:

: "Do you think that if we know the news, we will definitely get the tickets?"

: "Please pay attention to the review, the concert tickets are sold out in two seconds, there are only more than 5 tickets, but there are more than 100 million people squatting at the same time!"

: "Damn it! My mother's head was stunned for a moment! I clicked to enter it just a second away, and I entered it in about the third second, so the motherfucker is gone!"

: "Me too. I couldn't believe it at first. I re-entered several times before I was able to confirm that it's really gone!"

: "My daughter-in-law said something to me and was distracted for a second or two, she went in and disappeared! Fuck!!! Damn bitch! We've already filed for divorce at the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

: "Upstairs, I was also the daughter-in-law at the time who said something, she is already squatting under the table now."

: "...I'm the woman who talked to her boyfriend and missed the concert ticket, I've been broken up now, woo woo..."

: "It's ridiculous, I thought I was the only one buying Xu Zeng's concert tickets, but I just found out this morning that more than 100 million people are online at the same time!"

: "I thought no one paid attention to Xu Zeng's concert, so it turns out that the clown is me, woo woo..."

……

That's right!

Many (bhae) people didn't get tickets even though they were squatting there waiting for the concert channel to open!

After all, more than 5 tickets were robbed by more than 100 million people, what kind of concept is this motherfucker? !

One-twentieth, okay?

Everyone clicks in at the same time to grab tickets, and those who can grab it are all hand speed monsters!

If I missed it for a second or two, I probably missed the concert, and I missed Xu Zeng!

And for a second or two, it's really just a few words, a godsend effort!

What's more, in this wave, many people are also taking chances!

It’s really just that it hasn’t been announced or warmed up. Many people feel that there aren’t many people paying attention to it. I took it easy and snatched it secretly, so it’s over. How about showing it off tomorrow?

The result is that because of this "not in a hurry", I missed the concert tickets!

No one would have imagined that Xu Zeng's concert would still attract nearly a million people to snatch it up online at the same time without any publicity!

Is this bitch fan stickiness? !

so horrible!

and……

More interesting is far more than the above!

We know that most of the people did not get tickets, and only more than 100 out of more than 5 million people got tickets, so there were more than 95 people who didn't get tickets.

So the ones swearing on the Internet are naturally those 95 people and the rest who don't know the news.

But what about the [-] lucky ones?

Of course they have to show off and show off!

A certain sound here.

Over there in the circle of friends.

On the same day, someone posted a picture of himself snatching tickets to Xu Zeng's concert!

Means:

"I can finally go to the idol's concert, looking forward to it."

Plain copy, accompanied by a sparkling screenshot!

Oh my God!

Wo Zefa!

Great gift crab!

Seeing similar videos, the comment area below those are all blown up!

: "Did you know that you are so easy to die early?"

: "The little girl doesn't want to live anymore at a young age?"

: "Do you know that there are hackers among Xu Zeng's fans? Are you afraid that he will hack your vote?"

: "Ah!!! I'm so envious!!!"

: "Sister, I bid [-], you give me the ticket!"

: "What are you doing upstairs? I'll bid [-]!"

: "Business grabbing? Thirty thousand! No more!"

……

: "One hundred thousand! Give it to me! Give it to my sister... No! Sister... Uh, no, Mom! Grandma! Ancestor! Give it to me! Give it to me, please!"

……

Yes, maybe at this time, it is easy to show that you have won the votes, which is easy to make people jealous and frustrating!

After all, most people didn't grab it!

However, we must believe that in our era, netizens are very qualified!

Therefore, after the simple "intimidation", most people said, we can recognize a relative, please make an offer for how much you want, and I will not bargain!

As long as I can go to Xu Zeng's concert, anything is fine!

Please give me the ticket! ! !

Please! ! !

what! ! !

……

Chapter 348 "Practice Love" I Play You Sing "Madame Shexiang"

The group of sisters who posted that they had snatched tickets to Xu Zeng's concert almost exploded in the comment section right now!

Almost all those who post videos have become hot items, and they have become rare items!

Almost all those who post to Moments are admired by friends!

And the comments below are either envious, bitter, jealous, or just begging for a vote!

Among them, at least [-]% of the votes were begging for concessions!

Xu Zengguang has 7000 to [-] million fans on Weibo. Seriously, this time it is because there is no announcement and preheating, so most people don't know. Otherwise, how do you think these people could grab it?

At that time, it will not be sold out in two seconds, but sold out in one second, okay?

It's amazing to say the least, more than 5 tickets sold out in two seconds, you know, this is also an amazing statistic in the entire history of the Mandarin music scene!

And the most amazing thing is that...

Almost all the people who snatched up more than 5 tickets in these two seconds were real people, no machines, no scalpers!

As for how do you know...

That's because under the trending Weibo search where Xu Zeng's concert tickets were sold out in two seconds, there was another one!

This one looks so funny!

“#黄牛没有抢得得曾’s concert ticket!#”

There are several videos in this entry, which are screenshots of V letters posted by netizens edited by an entertainment reporter!

With text:

"I can't live without laughing, my friends."

"Netizens didn't know that tickets for Xu Zeng's concert were on sale yesterday. Today, they feel that they have made a mistake worth [-] million yuan and regretted it. In addition, their girlfriend also had a fight with him, so they went to scalpers to buy two tickets to Xu Zeng's concert at a high price!"

"Unexpectedly, the scalper's answer turned out to be: We didn't grab it either! [Laughing and crying]"

"I really admire the speed of Xu Zeng's fans. I don't know how many tickets the hacker boss got before. Can you share one with me? I'm willing to give ten years of my life to buy it!"

The screenshot of the V letter is extremely funny!

And not only this one!

There are many things that you can't get tickets these days. Although scalpers are annoying, it is also convenient for people.

For example, for this kind of superstar's concert, if we can't buy tickets, we can't get them fast enough, so we have no choice but to find scalpers!

Therefore, as long as many people can't get tickets for a certain event, their first reaction is to go to scalpers. Scalpers seem to be omnipotent!

But today, the almighty scalper suddenly said that we didn't get tickets for Xu Zeng's concert!

One can imagine how crazy last night was!

Another video is even funnier, the blogger claims:

"I really laughed at my friends."

"A certain netizen claimed that he was from the scalper studio. Last night, everyone stayed up all night and worked overtime. Tickets for Xu Zeng's concert were on sale. The software was ready. The boss even waited to grab the tickets and took two with the female ticket to listen. Xu Zeng concert!"

"Unexpectedly, when the sales started, because the flow of people squeezed in at the same time was too large, their machines were automatically ranked behind by the system because the account level was too low. Already sold out!"

"It is said that the owner of the studio is now looking for scalpers to ask who still has Xu Zeng's concert tickets, and he can buy them at a high price!"

"True scalpers looking for scalpers!"

"The funniest thing is that I asked a group of friends, and no one got a ticket. The only one who got a ticket was the staff who kept squatting manually!"

All kinds of strange things really came out last night!

Even the scalpers are going to the scalpers!

There is one thing that needs to be reminded everyone!

That is, if there are too many people squeezed in for a moment when a huge amount of traffic enters the major websites to grab something, the system of the website will automatically screen some users with high rank and long registration time to enter first. Those with lower ranks will of course line up at the back.

Generally, the machine accounts of scalpers are mostly new accounts because they are afraid of being checked!

But because there is a machine, they can usually squeeze in...

But I never expected that there were too many people last night, so most of the scalper studio accounts were not squeezed in!

that's it……

Even scalpers don't have tickets for Xu Zeng's concert!

The whole network laughed, laughing wildly at this session of scalpers!

The funniest thing is that some of the owners of the scalper studios have gone to the Internet to buy tickets at high prices!Ha ha……

On this day, the Internet is full of such cheerful news!

Everyone talked about Xu Zeng's concert with great interest!

Of course, most people cried and said that they didn't get it, regretted it, and died of sadness!

Xu Zeng's Weibo below, early this morning, it has already exploded!

Everyone said:

: "I didn't get a ticket, Xu Zeng, are you responsible?"

: "...It's New Year's Eve, thank you for thinking it out!"

: "This time is beyond my expectation! [Laughing and crying]"

････ Flowers 0･･･

: "It's said that David TV will also have New Year's Eve concerts that day, are you going to have a moment?"

……

Fans who turned sadness into motivation because they didn't get tickets went directly to ridicule Xu Zeng!