Entertainment: For the first time in this life so many lyrics

"Xu Zeng! Be yourself! Hmph!"

After finishing speaking, she turned her hands away and ignored Xu Zeng, out of sight.

What about Xu Zeng?

This guy has no face or skin!

What did he do?

Secretly picked up a chopstick of bacon and chicken, and went to eat in front of Yang Chaoyue!

Eat it on purpose for her to see!

It's delicious!

Yang Chaoyue: "..."

I have never been so speechless in my life!

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Chapter 32 Breaking the Defense

: "Hahahahaha..."

: "I can't do it, my family, I can't live laughing!"

: "Yang Chaoyue: I have never been so speechless in my life!"

: "Xu Zeng, be yourself!"

: "Hey! Hahaha!"

……

There is everything to say here.

Netizens really made Xu Zeng so amusing that they couldn't eat anymore.

There is no such thing!

Anyone who has lost weight knows everything.

That is, you are strictly determined not to eat anything today, but to eat cucumbers and fruits. At this time, there is a bad friend by your side, tempting you with fried chicken and roast duck!

He himself ate deliciously!

That feeling at that time!

I really wish I could skin this person for cramps, chop it up, chop it up and feed it to the dogs!

So disgusting!

So annoying!

Totally inappropriate!

"You're going to die!"

Yang Chaoyue was about to cry!

"Slow increase, increase..."

Teacher He was afraid that Xu Zeng would really make Yang Chaoyue cry if he went too far. If he really recorded the program and made the guests cry, an accident would happen.

It's okay to play around, don't cry when you are angry.

"Ha ha……"

Of course Xu Zeng also knew how to measure.

After teasing Yang Chaoyue a few times, he saw that she didn't respond, she really didn't want to eat, and he was a little admirable.

他 说:

"I didn't expect you to be so tolerant, okay, I admire you."

Having said that, Xu Zeng grinned and said:

"Deeply touched, I suddenly became very excited about singing, and I want to sing a song to encourage you!"

"what?"

Xu Zeng's sudden show flashed to everyone's waist!

"puff……"

Teacher Huang and Teacher He next door have just started their jobs, okay?

Teacher Xu Zeng, can you restrain yourself a little? !

Can you stop being so cheerful? !

"Come!"

Xu Zeng didn't talk nonsense, he went directly to the room and took out his computer, and tidied it up...

"Ding ding dong dong..."

A brisk, familiar accompaniment came from Xu Zeng's computer.

"Why did this suddenly turn to the singing session?" Teacher He covered his face and laughed out loud.

Everyone was dumbfounded by Xu Zeng's change of direction in his brain circuit!

Even Yang Chaoyue looked over curiously...

Netizens said one after another:

: "Damn it! Teacher Xu Zeng wants to sing?!"

: "It's a bit sudden!"

: "Is this really the song's popularity?"

:"Wow!!!"

……

It is said that every time Xu Zeng sings, it seems that there are some strange moments.

It was like this when I sang Yang Chaoyue's "Ugly Eight Monsters" before, and it's also like this when I suddenly became popular when I was eating.

Why can't you flirt seriously and sing when you feel it?

Netizens are dumbfounded at him!

But Xu Zeng's song is worth listening to!

"Ugly" in the morning is already popular at Penguin Music next door, okay?

……

"Ding ding dong ding ding..."

A brisk electronic music accompanied by drum beats came from Xu Zeng's computer!

"Ow!"

With the howling of the accompaniment, Xu Zeng sang to Yang Chaoyue along with the accompaniment!

……

"The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up!"

"Every time you eat an extra grain of rice, you have to say sorry!"

"Mirror, mirror, look at you, where is your collarbone!"

Xu Zeng pointed at Yang Chaoyue!

"To be beautiful, you have to be beautiful, and you have to become a heartthrob!"

……

The rhythm is really relaxed, and the lyrics are really touching!

"Wow! So happy!"

Teacher He and others were all moved by this accompaniment!

And the lyrics are actually written about topics related to weight loss!

A grain of rice, collarbone...these keywords!

Xu Zeng is a talent!

Also, Xu Zeng pointed at Yang Chaoyue and sang such lyrics, are you sure he wasn't laughing at her? !

Yang Chaoyue: "..."

Her big knife is already hungry and thirsty!

……

"In order to become a small waist, I hold my breath every day!"

"In order to wear a bikini, eat grass and eat salad essence!"

"Natural beauty is hard to give up, but it's a pity that you can't get tired of eating anything!"

Xu Zeng pointed to Yang Chaoyue:

"Work hard, you have to work hard! You have to become a heartthrob!"

Then there was a whisper in the accompaniment!

……

"calories calories calories calories..."

"Calories are your natural enemy!"

"Burn your calories!"

……

Until now, many viewers have understood that Xu Zeng is singing Yang Chaoyue!

: "Wow!!! This song is so emotional!"

Netizens were shocked!

: "It feels so appropriate!"

: "Mr. Xu Zeng, change your name to Women's Friend! How can you understand girls' thoughts on losing weight so well?!"

: "Listen to the lyrics! In order to become a small waist, I hold my breath every day!"

: "In order to put on a bikini, eat grass and eat salad essence? Pfft... are you serious, Xu Zeng!"

: "Haha! Look at Sister Chaoyue's eyes!"

: "I feel that Xu Zeng singing this song is completely mocking Sister Chaoyue!"

……

Move around!

Enter the refrain!

"Bye bye donuts!"

“Pearl Milk Tea Instant Noodles!”

“Hot Pot Rice Big Pot Chicken!”

"Take it, take it, you're welcome!"

"Bye bye caffeine!"

"Quit Coke and quit greasy food!"

"Sofa takeaway to play games!"

"Don't stay up late and hurt your body!"