Entertainment: For the first time in this life so many lyrics

Do it all by yourself!

The posture of the great emperor!

"Hahaha……"

In the kitchen, Teacher Huang’s smiling eyes disappeared when he saw this scene. He quickly gave Xu Zeng a thumbs up and said:

"Xu Zeng, Xu Zeng, when I let Chaoyue eat the food, I thought you were going to change the design, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it...it has to be you, Xu Zeng!"

When Xu Zeng delivered the food, Yang Chaoyue was stunned, and everyone in the Mushroom House was stunned at that moment, okay?

It was just Xu Zeng, how could someone else break the game so easily?

"Hmph! Dog man!"

Yang Chaoyue also rolled her eyes and stared at Xu Zeng while chewing the food in her mouth with puffed cheeks.

From time to time, he raised his small fist and hit Xu Zeng twice.

That's a piss!

"How about Xiandan? You said..."

Xu Zeng wasn't in the mood to knock any CPs, in his eyes, those dishes seemed to be comparable to this dish.

"Tch...it's okay."

Yang Chaoyue smacked her small mouth and swallowed, not to mention, there was still something to say.

This fellow Xu Zeng, the food he cooks is okay, and it's quite delicious.

Having said that, it seems that Xu Zeng is really a little kitchen expert!

Just don't look at him complaining all the time, but whether it's setting up the stove or marinating chicken and duck behind it, lighting a fire and roasting, he is almost the one who guides and is the backbone.

So yeah

There is a sentence here in Yang Chaoyue!

Xu Zeng is a good man, but he has a mouth!

(Is this stalk a bit old?)

"real or fake?"

Seeing Yang Chaoyue like this, Xu Zeng looked distrustful. He picked up the chopsticks and picked up another chopsticks dish and stuffed it into his mouth. He tasted it and said:

"I see that you chewed ginseng fruit with Zhu Bajie just now, and swallowed it without chewing it. I'm a little uneasy."

"...You are Zhu Bajie! Your whole family is Zhu Bajie!" Yang Chaoyue's eyes were burning.

How crazy was she, did she feel that Xu Zeng was a bit warm just now? !

Now the truth is completely exposed, okay?

Infuriating!

Since you don't trust her, why ask her to taste it!

Excessive!

snort!

"Well, okay, out of the pot."

Xu Zeng didn't care about anyone, and he served the dishes when he tasted almost the same.

There are different ways to cook Mushu pork. In some places, shredded potatoes and celery are eaten, while in others, cucumbers and radishes are used. Xu Zeng chooses according to his own taste.

Just eat as you please.

"What are you looking at? Serve the food! Are you really just waiting to eat?"

Seeing Yang Chaoyue, who was staring at the fragrant Mushu with glaring eyes, Xu Zeng reprimanded decisively:

"No work, no planting trees, no cooking, just waiting to eat, do you really think that the announcement fee for "Longing" is so easy to earn?"

"Ha ha……"

Xu Zeng's words amused many people, this motherfucker is really true, just talk about money!

"Humph!"

Yang Chaoyue rolled her eyes, she was not as knowledgeable as him, and brought the dishes to the table.

"Let me see the roasted chicken and roasted duck..."

Xu Zeng went out to watch the chickens and ducks in the yard.

The two went out one after the other, and Xu Zeng would grab Yang Chaoyue's two big balls from time to time... To play with their heads, Yang Chaoyue kicked him angrily.

"Hehe... these two..."

Watching this scene, Teacher Huang and Teacher He showed "elderly" smiles.

It seems that life should be a little playful, too respectful and rigid.

……

Chapter 30 Yang Chaoyue has never been so speechless in her life

"Brother Xu Zeng is a straight man, he deserves to be single for the rest of his life."

Xu Zeng and Yang Chaoyue were still "fighting" in the yard. In the kitchen, Peng Peng, who was watching this scene, suddenly sighed.

"Oh? Peng Zai, what's your opinion?"

Seeing this scene, Mr. Huang was overjoyed, and looked intently.

"Is this still a good idea?"

Peng Peng grinned and said with a smile:

"Brother Xu Zeng has always hated Chaoyue, no matter how you look at it, it's not good."

yes……

These days, in the eyes of any girl, shouldn't boys be coaxing, kneeling and licking, wanting wind to wind and rain to rain, willing to play the role of a warm boy?

It's good for Xu Zeng, from the beginning to the end, he took the girl as a joke, is that okay?

"Hey look..."

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Mr. Huang and Mr. He looked at each other and laughed out loud.

"Ha ha……"

"whee……"

Even Zhang Zifeng and Wu Xuanyi, who were washing their hands next door and waiting to serve the dishes, made a mocking sound.

"What... what's wrong? Am I wrong?"

This time it was Peng Peng's turn to be confused.

Scratching his head, Yazi looked not very smart.

Before, Mr. Huang and Mr. He also said that Xu Zeng should be single for the rest of his life. Why did everyone laugh at him when he said it?

what the hell!

In this regard, Teacher He just said:

"You, you still don't see through!"

"what?"

Peng Peng still doesn't understand...

"Brother Xu Zeng, this wave is called playing hard to get!"

From the perspective of a bystander, Mr. Huang gave Peng Peng a "commanding height"!

"what?!"

Peng Peng still didn't understand, why did he play hard to get?

In this regard, everyone did not give an explanation, only one sentence:

"Enlighten yourself!"

Peng Peng: "..."

I was so speechless!

: "Puff...hahaha..."

The netizens in front of the screen were also very happy when they saw this scene:

: "Ah Peng, I can only say that you are still young! In the world of adults, you can't play around!"

: "Xu Zeng seems to be in the underground rock layer, but in fact he has been in the atmosphere!"

: "I really wonder if people don't understand anything? How about playing hard to get!"

……

In fact, many netizens didn't understand it at first, but when they heard Mr. Huang's "playing hard to get", they seemed to suddenly realize it!

So Xu Zeng is still Xu Zeng!

You say he is straight?

Do not!

It can only be said that your eyes only stay below the clouds!

And people have rushed into the atmosphere!

……

No one answered Peng Peng's doubts.

Because dinner will be served soon.

"Wow! It's delicious!"

On the hearth in the yard, the roast chicken and roast duck baked with wood are already cooked through, the surface is crystal clear after being brushed with honey, and there are still a few drops of golden oil flowing!

It makes people move their index fingers!

"Suck it..."

Yang Chaoyue was drooling!

"Come on! Slice it!"

Xu Zeng has a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right. He is as careless as a Hainanese warlord!

Seeing his bandit-like appearance, Wu Xuanyi couldn't help teasing:

"Mr. Xu Zeng, you are almost carrying a fat baby on your back!"

This is a good one!Who has such a good brain to come up with such a meme!Genius!

When Mr. Huang heard this, he shook Yang Chaoyue and said:

"Chao Yue gave birth to him!"

Under the light, Yang Chaoyue's little face turned red up to her ears!

"Teacher Huang!!!"

"Oh!!!"

Everyone booed.

"Hahaha……"

Should I say it or not, these old cannons are good at teasing people, it's so interesting to be unserious.

Netizens laughed and said:

: "A chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, and a fat doll on his back..."

: "Hahaha! What kind of shit is this year!"