Entertainment: For the first time in this life so many lyrics

Yang Chaoyue put both hands down, threw the bacon back into the basket, and jumped towards Xu Zeng!

"Hey! You're crazy!"

"Crazy! So I want to kill you!"

"Hey, no, it's just a joke! Are you so serious about taking a joke?"

"Have!"

"Hey! Friends, friends, we are good friends!"

"Just met for two hours! Not familiar! You said!"

"We hit it off right away! We hit it off right away! Two hours are like two autumns apart! Good friends!"

……

These two are really lovers of joy, they fight like children at every turn!

"Hahaha……"

Netizens and Mr. He and others all laughed!

"Hey, Xu Zeng, I've never seen a more shameless artist than you!"

Teacher Huang gave Xu Zeng a very pertinent evaluation.

Just now I said that I didn't know each other for two hours, but it's like two autumns before I became a special mother in two hours, just to avoid being beaten?

He is really in debt!

:"Hahaha……"

Netizens even commented:

: "I'm blown away by this pair of CP!"

: "The two of them got together, it was so happy!"

: "Xu Zeng: I like watching Yang Chaoyue want to beat me to death, but act like I'm helpless!"

: "Hahahahaha..."

……

After laughing.

The good thing is that because of Xu Zeng's arrival, everyone doesn't have to go to the fields to work in exchange for food.

The food brought by the uncles and aunts is enough for them to eat for a day or two.

At least Xu Zeng, Yang Chaoyue and Wu Xuanyi, who are flying guests, can spend these two days leisurely and steadily!

Some netizens protested to the director team about this, saying that other guests have to work, so why don't the three of them do it?

Some fans complained about their idols!

The director team also replied:

"You need someone with the nationality and ability of Mr. Xu Zeng. Let the villagers send food by themselves, and we won't let you do the work. Play as you like!"

Leave those brainless fans speechless!

I really wonder who is Xu Zeng?

……

Chapter 26

"Come on! Friends, let's discuss the recipe!"

This determines the food, and Teacher Huang called everyone to come to the yard.

Of course, strictly speaking, it is to call on Xu Zeng and Yang Chaoyue, the happy friends.

"You see, I have no objection, you need to talk, and I don't need to drink water and chat with everyone here."

Xu Zeng is down-to-earth.

"Xu Zeng, don't think that Teacher Huang will be embarrassed to order you if you say this!" Teacher He vaccinated.

"Ha ha……"

Xu Zeng's routine was ruthlessly exposed by Mr. He!

"Well, since the food is brought by Xu Zeng, let's do what Xu Zeng said before. I see a lot of things..."

Teacher Huang said seriously:

"One roast chicken, one roast duck, and the whole Maoxuewang, three big dishes, stir-fried Mushu meat, boiled duck soup, copied bacon, patted a cucumber and whole vegetables, all together!"

"Brother Xu Zeng is a winner in life, what we want to eat, we never said we could do it all at once." Peng Peng said enviously.

Xu Zeng rubbed Peng Peng's big head, and said in the tone of someone who has come here:

"Sao year, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

"Pfft...hahaha..."

Xu Zeng's one sentence broke everyone's defenses. Should I say it or not, Xu Zeng's sense of variety is very strong!

"Don't worry about getting complacent, I'll leave the roast chicken and duck to you, and you can make a fire and set up the stove yourself!" Teacher Huang said.

"Ah? Then can I stop eating?" Xu Zeng grinned, repenting.

I would rather not eat than work!

"Be more diligent! You really want to be a salted fish, are you a bastard?" Teacher He simply hated iron for being weak.

"That's right! You're too lazy!" Yang Chaoyue also expressed contempt for Xu Zeng.

"Chaoyue, you also build the stove together." Teacher Huang said at this time.

"Ah?!" Yang Chaoyue's face turned green when she heard it.

"Hahahahaha..."

What followed was Xu Zeng's ruthless ridicule!

"you!"

Then it was the daily "chasing mode" of the two of them!

Netizens are almost making this pair of Huanxi lovers laugh so hard!

……

It is not a good job to build a stove. You have to move bricks and mix mud, and finally you have to chop firewood, which is a hassle.

Xu Zeng, who moved the bricks, expressed speechlessly:

"Have you ever seen a celebrity on a show to move bricks? My fans next door will definitely feel sorry for me!"

The big star went to move bricks, full of laughs!

"Ah! My face!"

Yang Chaoyue next door was even worse, her little face was covered with mud and she was in a particularly embarrassing situation!

"Go and wash!" Wu Xuanyi said.

"Don't wash it, save your face later, and wash it together when you're done," Xu Zeng said.

"you!"

Yang Chao was so angry that he wished he could throw mud at him!

"Ha ha……"

Because of the presence of Xu Zeng and Yang Chaoyue, the scene became full of jokes.

Seeing Yang Chaoyue's miserable state, Xu Zeng suddenly smiled and said:

"I have a song here, which is very suitable for you, let me sing it to you..."

As he spoke, Xu Zeng began to sing a cappella while moving bricks:

……

"If the world is dark, I'm actually pretty."

"Advance and retreat in love, most will be consumed."

"It's irrelevant right and wrong, so why is it wrong..."

"It doesn't matter."

……

Xu Zeng's state is like humming softly while working.

Xu Zeng wanted to sing suddenly, and Yang Chaoyue thought that this guy was going to mock her, but after listening to it, she found that it was quite catchy, so she didn't have the nerve to interrupt!

At the same time, the rest of the people were also attracted by the singing!

Even the netizens also discussed it one after another:

: "What song is Xu Zeng singing?"

: "I don't know, I haven't heard of it, is it original again?!"

: "Wow!!! Really fake?!!"

: "So Xu Zeng really turned salted fish over?!"

: "I feel like singing well! Catchy!"

……

No one expected that Xu Zeng would suddenly sing a song that no one had heard before.

The most important thing is how the topic of singing was brought up, no one thought of it!

Is it because Yang Chaoyue is suitable?

Fit ass!

You don't need to find a far-fetched reason to sing, right?

Netizens couldn't complain, who made this guy sing so well!

……

"If you're anything like you, there's always someone to compliment you on."

"The humbleness that surrounds me may subside."

"Actually, I don't care, there are many opportunities."

"Fearless like a giant, indulge the ghost in my heart..."

"But I'm not worthy!"

……

Not to mention, although Xu Zeng sang very slowly, and the lyrics were a bit awkward, he didn't understand well, and there was no accompaniment, but he sang very well!

"Hmph, isn't this guy trying to comfort me?"

Yang Chaoyue thought to herself, Xu Zeng must have seen her face covered with mud and wanted to comfort herself because she was embarrassed, so she sang to comfort her.

Thinking of this, she was quite happy.

Although Xu Zeng is talkative and cheap, but at the same time he is quite interesting, he is decent-looking, he is Yang Chaoyue's aesthetic, and he is quite talented...

Yang Chaoyue was thinking wildly.

suddenly!

Xu Zeng's singing changed!

Pointing at Yang Chaoyue, raised the decibel, and sang:

……

"Ugly!!!!!!"