Entertainment: For the first time in this life so many lyrics

"Ugh……"

Yang Chaoyue sighed and said:

"It's a pity that I mentioned it all the way..."

Xu Zeng thought for a while and said:

"Why don't you call Mushroom House? Let's order what you want to eat on the spot."

The traditional "ordering" link of Mushroom House.

"also."

Without the ones I brought, I can only hope that the resident guests of Mushroom House can make something better.

Xu Zeng asked for a phone number from the program team and dialed it...

……

Chapter 19 Thank You, Auntie

"Jingle Bell."

on the screen.

It is the misty rain in the Peach Blossom Spring.

Mushroom House.

in the room.

the phone is ringing.

"Peng Peng answer the phone!"

Teacher Huang's voice came out of the camera.

"I'm coming!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Peng Peng and his younger sister Zhang Zifeng entered the mirror, and the two brothers and sisters rushed to the room together.

"Hello, hello!"

Peng Peng was still very polite.

"Ahem... yes, Mushroom House?"

Xu Zeng on the other end of the phone also turned on the loudspeaker, and thought about deliberately changing the voice to sell a wave of mystery. Teacher He, who was a latecomer, heard the voice and immediately called:

"We are so familiar, don't pretend to be like anything, okay dear?"

As soon as Xu Zeng was amused, he stopped pretending and said bluntly:

"Mr. He, look at you...Aren't I selling a wave of anticipation?"

He is very familiar with Mr. He, and we often meet each other on shows. Of course, he is the male lead singer of the Phoenix Group.

Needless to say, their Phoenix group is still very famous and popular.

"Okay, stop talking, tell me what you want to eat, it's still busy here."

Teacher He scolded with a smile.

"Then..."

Xu Zeng pulled his face and opened his mouth:

"First serve the roast chicken and roast duck, and then make two small dishes, such as Mushu meat and Maoxuewang, serve everything that should be served. For this soup, it is best to serve the old duck soup. It is too cold here. , I have to drink a soup tonic, as for dessert after meal, it depends on your preference, I don’t want to bother you so much.”

"Yes, it's almost time for me to have another bowl of rice, just look at the two sisters..."

As he spoke, he looked at Yang Chaoyue and Wu Xuanyi.

"Pfft...haha..."

But at this moment, the two sisters were already laughing and turned their backs on their backs. How could they have the time to answer his words?

Teacher He even said bluntly: "My dear, I suggest you turn left when you go out, and fall asleep right away. You can have everything in your dreams."

:"Hahaha……"

The audience couldn't stop laughing:

: "This teacher Xu Zeng is really shameless!"

: "I'm so embarrassed to bother people so much, isn't this called trouble?"

……

"To be honest..."

Just kidding, the effect of the program, Mr. He complained:

"There is nothing at home now. If you want to eat, you can only work by yourself and plant trees on the ground, otherwise there is a high probability that you will not have food tonight."

"what?"

As soon as he heard about the work, Xu Zeng immediately asked Yang Chaoyue and Wu Xuanyi:

"Otherwise, let's run away. Teacher He said that we need to work, otherwise there will be no food, and their family will not even have a grain of rice."

:"puff……"

This remark made many viewers so amusing, is it such an exaggeration?

"Screw you!"

Teacher He made Xu Zeng feel a little helpless.

After exchanging a few simple greetings and talking about what to eat, I hung up the phone.

"Tsk tsk..."

After hanging up the phone, the atmosphere on the ship was a bit delicate.

"I kind of regret coming to your show."

Xu Zeng looked at the director team with a regretful expression.

"how?"

Yang Chaoyue asked like a fan.

Xu Zeng spread his hands: "I don't have anything, I have to earn my own food, so tired, sister!"

"Pfft...haha..."

Following Xu Zeng, jokes continued, and the director team laughed for a while, saying:

"This is our show rule!"

Seriously, seeing Xu Zeng like this, they couldn't be happier!

Xu Zeng has cheated all the way, so it's time to cheat them.

They even waited for Xu Zeng to plant trees and laughed at his impulse!

When he saw it, did he still have the intention to hate people!

"Ugh……"

Yang Chaoyue smacked her lips and said:

"Mr. Xu Zeng, you did it all, or at least there is a suitcase I brought to eat."

Xu Zeng rolled his eyes: "Student, if I don't do it, their director team will take it away from you sooner or later."

"...How dare you say such a certainty? What if you don't accept it?"

"Do you think you're here for Metamorphosis? This is "Longing", a regular program. Everything you say and do is under the camera, so there's no chance!"

"You...you...it's all your fault anyway! There's nothing left, huh!"

"Okay, blame me, it's good that you're happy. By the way, didn't you lose weight? Self-cultivation of a female star, weight control, my friend, look at you fat."

"You! You are fat! Who are you talking about?!"

"You didn't understand what I meant. I said you are fat to praise you. It's cute to be chubby."

"...Is this a compliment? Do you think I'm stupid?"

……

The two started bickering while talking!

Netizens are happy to see this:

: "These two people really feel like happy enemies!"

: "You started bickering when you first met?"

: "It's too late to meet each other! High mountains and flowing waters meet bosom friends!"

;"Go to the upstairs next door to NM! These two clearly share the same taste, okay?"

:"Hahaha……"

……

The two people who smell like each other have no food and have to work and plant trees to eat, so they have no choice but to bicker to vent their anger.

"You two..."

Wu Xuanyi was helpless, she never expected to find a match for Yang Chaoyue, absolutely!

……

Chapter 20 Did the two of them know each other before?

"arrive."

When the boat reaches the shore, there is still a long way to go.

"The box is handed over to you, please."

Xu Zeng threw Yang Chaoyue's [-]-[-]-jin box to the director team, and under the "resentment" eyes of the director team, he left with his two younger sisters.

Director group: "(￢_￢) aim"

They were thinking, did they have enmity with Xu Zeng?

……

"Don't tell me, the air in this countryside is different."

Xu Zeng, who was wearing sunglasses, walked in front. On the left was Yang Chaoyue, a koi carp, and on the right was Wu Xuanyi, a sweet girl.

Envy others!

"Now I only care about you saying that I am fat, where am I fat?!"

Yang Chaoyue was still immersed in the incident just now.

Calling a girl fat, especially a female star, is something that cannot be forgiven anyway!

"Don't be so persistent..."

Xu Zeng was a little helpless. To be honest, he felt that Yang Chaoyue was not obsessed with being fat, but that she couldn't bring in her big box of food.

Xu Zeng thought to himself, no way, my brother will plant two trees for you, and just exchange them for food later.

"Oh... my box of food..."

Yang Chaoyue was really thinking about this, her face was full of pain.

"How far is it to get there? I'm exhausted!"

They are all carrying big boxes, and the road here is not easy, it's too strenuous!

Xu Zeng just wanted to comfort him, but at this moment...

"Huh? Aren't you that who! That..."