Entertainment: For the first time in this life so many lyrics

: "Yesterday I heard someone say that today's guests will surprise us!"

: "It's not true, is it?!"

: "...Not necessarily, the remake of the flute music on a certain sound has been vomited in the past two days!"

……

The barrage flew across the camera at high speed.

It is said that "Wukong" has really become popular in recent days, and bloggers of various videos are editing it.

The King of Pesticides has clips and dubbing of monkeys in national costumes.

Some students who learn ethnic musical instruments also specially produced the flute music of "Wukong", and various ancient wind playing videos, and won a batch.

The degree of enthusiasm is evident.

Today in the fifth season of "Longing", the flute song of "Wukong" also appeared in the scene of Taohuayuan, which really made many people curious, is Xu Zeng here!

And the double guns... emmm no, it's the lens, which will give you the answer!

The screen turns.

A man stood alone at one end of a boat crossing the river, holding a flute in his hand, and played it softly on the misty river.

This man has sharp edges and corners, a well-proportioned figure, and a handsome appearance. Although he is no longer a fresh meat, his uncle's temperament is enough to fascinate many people!

: "Teacher Xu Zeng! It's really him!"

: "Is he alone? Where is Bell Flower?"

: "Is Teacher Xu Zeng flying solo?"

……

The moment I saw Xu Zeng, the "Longing" live broadcast room exploded!

The master of "Wukong", which has been popular for so many days, is finally here!

In the camera, he is standing on a boat on the river, playing a piece of "Wukong", which is not too pleasant!

But in the next second, the style of painting changes suddenly!

"Okay, okay, Kakaka, it's almost done."

Xu Zeng sat down helplessly, put away the flute and said:

"I'm an entertainer, a singer, and I have a lot of songs. You don't want me to record a piece of "Wukong" everywhere you go, right?"

"My name is Xu Zeng, not Wukong Professional!"

Xu Zeng expressed the helplessness and speechlessness of many singers.

These days, the market for singers is really difficult.

Ordinary people want to be popular, at least one song must be popular, and after one song is popular, any commercial performances, music festivals, variety shows...

As long as you go, they must ask you to sing this fire song!

Or they invited you to the show just for this song.

And this is why many original singers have less and less good works to present to the audience.

Once a song becomes popular, major music festivals and singing shows will immediately make you sing this song until you spit it out, leaving you with no other thoughts to write better works.

In an ideal industry, the big taboo is to turn your hobbies into daily work, which will make you very numb and gradually lose all your enthusiasm!

As a creator, the most disgusting thing is to let you sing this song all day long, wherever you go.

Xu Zeng is very disgusted now, and has a deep understanding of it!

Among other things, take the current "Longing for Life" program as an example, from Te Niang's getting off the plane to the hotel, after contacting the program team!

Turn on the recording, sing it almost once in the car, sing it on the boat, and play the flute again when you come here!

Xu Zeng wanted to ask: "Is it disgusting? Is it disgusting! Can you open the mobile app to listen to it? Are you playing with people like monkeys?"

In this regard, the director team cheekily said:

"Cough...I don't like you."

Xu Zeng rolled his eyes: "Thank you!"

On the director's side, Xu Zeng was a little unhappy, so he prepared to liven up the atmosphere and said with a smile:

"Mr. Xu Zeng is alone today?"

Xu Zeng grinned: "Otherwise, who else?"

Director team: "Miss Linghua is not with you?"

This question actually asked the audience's aspirations, and many audiences also commented:

: "Usually Bell Flower is on the show, Xu Zeng followed with a stool, why are you alone today?"

: "Hahaha... The gift Xu Zeng appeared on the show himself! It's strange!"

……

Xu Zeng said: "I'm going solo, let Linghua be a widow herself, I don't want to be a gift."

As soon as this is said...

"Ha ha……"

The director team and many audience members were overjoyed.

They all said that Mr. Xu Zeng must have been surfing the Internet a lot, and he even knows the meme of "gift"!

Talent!

The key point is that his speech is also very interesting, and he also made Linghua a widow...haha!

"cough……"

The director team forcibly calmed down and asked again:

"Then why do you want to come to our show?"

Hearing this, Xu Zeng thought to himself, aren't you farting?

He answered directly:

"I'm on this show... Didn't you invite me?"

It stands to reason that at this time, a title should be added to Xu Zeng's head in the later stage, saying: "The effect of the program? Ask knowingly?"

"Hahaha……"

Many viewers were overjoyed at once.

: "Teacher Xu Zeng is really mean!"

: "Suddenly I got a little bit of his face, what the hell!"

:"Hahaha!"

……

The audience was overjoyed, but the director's team was shut down and tried to adjust the atmosphere, but the more they asked, the more embarrassing they became.

But they refused to accept it!

They also asked:

"Mr. Xu Zeng, do you know who our guests are this time?"

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Chapter 17 Director Xu Zeng's Lifelong Enemy

Xu Zeng actually knew what the guest said.

Each episode of the fifth season of "Longing for Life" did not say that only one guest was invited, at least two or two groups.

So besides Xu Zeng, there is also a group of guests.

Before coming here, Xu Zeng received a notice. They seemed to be the two younger sisters of the fried group. One was Yang Chaoyue, Xiao Jinli, and the other was Wu Xuanyi, sweet girl.

There is heat, flow, and stalks.

All are talents.

At this moment, the director team asked Xu Zeng, obviously wanting Xu Zeng to cooperate and say that he didn't know.

It's just that Xu Zeng really made them a little speechless after singing "Wukong" many times along the way...

So he rolled his eyes and said with a smile:

"Should I cooperate with you?"

After laughing, Xu Zeng looked serious, pretending to be confused, and asked stupidly:

"I don't know. Who else is our guest besides me? Is it a senior teacher?"

Dramatic!

Proper actor!

Director: "..."

Suddenly, the director team didn't know what to say!

I have never met such a shameless star!

At the same time, netizens are also very happy:

: "Hahahahaha..."

: "Teacher Xu Zeng! The director team is a killer! This killer is not too cold!"

: "Director team: I've never been so speechless in my life!"

……

Although the director's group is quite awkward, but the effect of the program is full, so the director's group also said along the way:

"We will have two more guests later, and the boat will dock to pick them up, and you will know when the time comes."

"is it?"

Xu Zeng, who already knew the answer, grinned and said:

"Then I'm looking forward to it!"

The word "expectation" has added an accent, and the bite is very heavy. I wish I could tell everyone, I know who the guest is!

But it gave a lot of viewers a lot of fun!

The director team also didn't dare to talk to Xu Zeng, for fear of being bullied again!

The director team of "Longing" has been in five seasons, and they have never met such a difficult guest!

Shame!

……

The boat traveled across the river and came to a pier.

"Hey! Hey!"

"brother!"

On the shore, two beautiful figures each carried a large suitcase, waved their hands, and greeted the director's group of large cameras.

The taste of a female man is fully displayed!

: "Student Lamb!"

: "Sister Chaoyue!"

: "Koi!"

: "Ahh! Xuanyi!"

: "Finally looking forward to your coming to "Longing"!"