Entertainment: For the first time in this life so many lyrics

Entertainment: This is the first time in my life that there are so many lyrics!Author: Mu Tian

Introduction:

"The Most Dazzling National Style", "On the Moon", "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond", Xu Zeng crossed over to become the male lead singer of the national group Phoenix.

I said eight times in one song, and I got as much performance fee as my teammates!Words are few but love repetition!When the group went out to do a show, they were ridiculed for bringing their own chairs.

There were even rumors that Xu Zeng went out to masturbate at the concert but no one noticed!It is said that the song soil,...

Chapter 1 This time traveler's life is too comfortable

"Praise for the Song"

on the stage.

The two members of the Phoenix Group, who just finished a concert, are being evaluated by the experts on the spot.

"It's the song of the two of you, it's more or less like gold, wood, water and fire...that."

"Well, if you want to say it, just say it."

Bell flower is quite hearty.

"Ha ha……"

There was laughter at the scene.

"This... Teacher Xu Zeng, don't you want to say something?"

The host clicked on Xu Zeng, who had almost no sense of presence.

"I?"

Under the gaze of everyone, in the center of the stage, the man who once only played the role of Luye was suddenly at a loss when he was pointed at.

offstage...

There was a lot of discussion.

: "Hehe... this salted fish!"

: "The Phoenix Group is as good as he is without him!"

: "One song says eight, and the salary is the same as that of Linghua!"

: "It is said that there was a concert between the two of them, and he went out and made a bunch of skewers, but no one found out when he came back!"

: "Too non-existent!"

: "Few words are repeated!"

: "That's it, some people say that he is the godfather of rap on the ground!"

: "It's just funny!"

……

Hearing so many people's comments and gazes, Xu Zeng shook his head helplessly and smiled...

He is a time traveler, he traveled to this world which is completely different from the entertainment industry in his previous life, and became Ling Hua's partner, the so-called "male lead singer" of the national group Phoenix.

Xu Zeng originally wanted to be like other time travelers, writing songs and filming movies, all the way from women's clothing performances to superstars.

But later!

Xu Zeng found that his life was like a real mother's fragrance!

As this group of people said, he and Linghua went out to perform. In a song, he only needs to be responsible for standing on the stage and holding a microphone to enliven the atmosphere. salary!

In all the songs, his lyrics don't add up to more than one hundred words!

The keywords are few and repeated, and you don’t even need to memorize the lyrics, it’s simple and easy!

Moreover, their combination has become popular all over the country. In terms of nationality, there is no rival in the country, dominating all major square dances, and all kinds of copyright fees and authorization fees are soft!

Don't worry about eating or drinking!

From time to time, I go out to pick up commercial performances and do concerts.

I wish I could be a regular visitor to the Spring Festival Gala every year!

So comfortable!

These days, isn't it much better than those Uranus superstars working hard on stage all day long?

Sing eight "yo" in one song, and you will be divided into more than 20 or [-] in one session. Is there any easier money to make than this?

With such a good thing, Xu Zeng has so many problems that he has to fight again!

Wouldn't it be nice to be a salted fish down-to-earth?

So don't look at this group of people talking about him like this. People on the Internet have been attacking him all day long with the excuse of complaining about Linghua, but he doesn't take it seriously at all, and even said that he said it casually!

For example at this moment...

Seriously, if the host hadn't pointed to Xu Zeng, some people would think that this is Linghua's harmony teacher.

Faced with such a question, some people said that they are the singers of their group, Xu Zeng replied shamelessly:

"What does Getu have to do with me? I only have a few words..."

As soon as this is said...

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

"Clap clap clap..."

Then there was a burst of applause at the scene, and many guests couldn't help laughing.

Seeing that Xu Zeng often surfs the Internet, it's really good to play meme!

Some people say that Xu Zeng has a high emotional intelligence and knows how to resolve embarrassment and turn danger into safety.

But there are still more people said:

: "How shameless!"

: "Is it really broken?"

: "I really don't know how to say this!"

……

You can say anything.

Out of a hundred masters, there are two or three who have such a good thing, and they get together to discuss.

"I don't think Xu Zeng is pleasing to the eye. I think we can find a way to deal with him."

"Rectify? How to fix it? Brother, this is a recording program, don't be foolish."

"How can this be called nonsense? I'll ask him to sing a song for us live, anyway, we have never heard him sing, let him sing one, if he is really capable, and he sings well, I will return it to you." Cheers!"

"Hey, that's a good idea. I often hear that Xu Zeng wrote the songs of their group. Otherwise, let's ask him to compose a few lines on the spot, improvisation?"

"Hey, that's right! This is great! Improvisation has appeared on many variety shows, and these two people are also creative labels, so it's totally fine!"

"Since it's making things difficult, we can't let them develop freely in the direction of square dancing that they are good at. Give me a proposition: Journey to the West!"

"Haha... grab the bamboo shoots! Go in a direction that others are not good at. Fuck, not many professional musicians can sing."

"Is this... really okay? In case something goes wrong..."

"What are you afraid of? The problem is Xu Zeng's problem. He is a bastard himself. He eats and waits to die all day. We are venting our anger for countless netizens!"

"Furthermore, if he has the ability and is really a good musician as the introduction said, then he can sing in minutes, and then maybe we have this wave of reverse marketing, and he has to thank us! "

"That's the reason!"

"Just do it!"

……

Chapter 2 Why are the audience so relieved?

"Praise for the Song"

on the stage.

The two members of the Phoenix Group, who just finished a concert, are being evaluated by the experts on the spot.

"It's the song of the two of you, it's more or less like gold, wood, water and fire...that."

"Well, if you want to say it, just say it."

Bell flower is quite hearty.

"Ha ha……"

There was laughter at the scene.

"This... Teacher Xu Zeng, don't you want to say something?"

The host clicked on Xu Zeng, who had almost no sense of presence.

"I?"

Under the gaze of everyone, in the center of the stage, the man who once only played the role of Luye was suddenly at a loss when he was pointed at.

offstage...

There was a lot of discussion.

: "Hehe... this salted fish!"

: "The Phoenix Group is as good as he is without him!"

: "One song says eight, and the salary is the same as that of Linghua!"

: "It is said that there was a concert between the two of them, and he went out and made a bunch of skewers, but no one found out when he came back!"

: "Too non-existent!"

: "Few words are repeated!"

: "That's it, some people say that he is the godfather of rap on the ground!"

: "It's just funny!"

……

Hearing so many people's comments and gazes, Xu Zeng shook his head helplessly and smiled...

He is a time traveler, he traveled to this world which is completely different from the entertainment industry in his previous life, and became Ling Hua's partner, the so-called "male lead singer" of the national group Phoenix.

Xu Zeng originally wanted to be like other time travelers, writing songs and filming movies, all the way from women's clothing performances to superstars.

But later!

Xu Zeng found that his life was like a real mother's fragrance!

As this group of people said, he and Linghua went out to perform. In a song, he only needs to be responsible for standing on the stage and holding a microphone to enliven the atmosphere. salary!

In all the songs, his lyrics don't add up to more than one hundred words!

The keywords are few and repeated, and you don’t even need to memorize the lyrics, it’s simple and easy!

Moreover, their combination has become popular all over the country. In terms of nationality, there is no rival in the country, dominating all major square dances, and all kinds of copyright fees and authorization fees are soft!

Don't worry about eating or drinking!

From time to time, I go out to pick up commercial performances and do concerts.

I wish I could be a regular visitor to the Spring Festival Gala every year!

So comfortable!

These days, isn't it much better than those Uranus superstars working hard on stage all day long?